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bart
Sep 3, 2009, 10:01:35 AM9/3/09
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Sam is a nice young man who has fallen in love with a girl he has just
met.
When Sam tells his father about her, the father just wants to know her
family name. When Sam tells him that the girl's name is Ford, his
father says that Ford is not a good Jewish name and he must forget her
and go find a Jewish girl.
Time passes and Sam finds another girl. Her name is Smith so his
father tells him to find a nice Jewish girl with a nice Jewish name.
More time passes and Sam finds another girl, but this time he is sure
that he has solved the problem because the girl's name is Goldberg.
"Goldberg," exclaims his father, "this makes me very happy because
it's a real good Jewish name, and from a good established family."
Then his father asks, "Is her first name one of my favourite names,
like Rachael, or Rebecca?"
"No Father," replies Sam, "It's Whoopi."
met.
When Sam tells his father about her, the father just wants to know her
family name. When Sam tells him that the girl's name is Ford, his
father says that Ford is not a good Jewish name and he must forget her
and go find a Jewish girl.
Time passes and Sam finds another girl. Her name is Smith so his
father tells him to find a nice Jewish girl with a nice Jewish name.
More time passes and Sam finds another girl, but this time he is sure
that he has solved the problem because the girl's name is Goldberg.
"Goldberg," exclaims his father, "this makes me very happy because
it's a real good Jewish name, and from a good established family."
Then his father asks, "Is her first name one of my favourite names,
like Rachael, or Rebecca?"
"No Father," replies Sam, "It's Whoopi."
Guru
Nov 1, 2009, 4:06:12 PM11/1/09
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good one
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