A rabbi and a priest were sitting side by side on an airplane. They
struck up a conversation and the discussion eventually evolved into
The priest asks the rabbi "Rabbi, tell me. Have you ever eaten pork?"
The rabbi says "Yes, but just one time to see what the big deal was
Later the rabbi asks "Father, have you ever 'been with' a woman?"
The priest says "Yes. It was back in my college days before I got the
calling and took my vow of celibacy."
The rabbi says "It's better than pork, isn't it?"
Anyway, all jokes were put on earth by aliens a long time ago.
To reply directly replace 'nospam' with 'schmetterling'
"Cyberbilly" <wvmo...@yahoo.com> wrote in message
Care to translate for those of the Gentilian persuasion? :-)
Nothing new under the Sun^WOracle.
Latin: Nihil novi sub sole
English: Nothing new under Sun.
The pre-Latin (and pre-Talmud) original was in Hebrew though,
as written 3000 years ago by King Solomon in Ecclesiastes 1:9.