NJJF - firefighter teaching kids
Betty
The firefighter teaching the young children about fire safety asked
"What would you do if your clothes were on fire?" (He was ready to do
the "Drop, cover your face, and roll" lesson)
The little girl said, "I wouldn't out them on!"
(Image: standing at the closet, saying, "Nope, not getting dressed
today!")
Jim
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> The little girl said, "I wouldn't out them on!"
I'm sorry, I don't get it.
Jim
Phillip Sego
I love spell checkers. A local pol sent out a mass email telling people they
"could count on her...", but she missed the o in count. (true story)
-- Phil
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Karen
> I love spell checkers. A local pol sent out a mass email telling people they
> "could count on her...", but she missed the o in count. (true story)
I once worked in a department store with a sale on men's T-shirts. It
was over a week before someone noticed that the sign was missing the 'r'...
Karen R.
Phil
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Charlie Bress
Try "I wouldn't put them on"
The fallacy of spell checking
Philipp Strathausen
> "Betty" <esme...@aol.com> wrote:
>>The little girl said, "I wouldn't out them on!"
> I'm sorry, I don't get it.
I think it has to be "I wouldn't put them on!" :-)
bbksh, Philipp
Jerome Senturia
Jim,
I think it is a typo -- if you substitute "put" for "out" it will make
sense. It took a while for me to get it too.
Jerry
>
Segue
Typo. Read it as "I wouldn't put them on."
Tonyc
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Philipp Strathausen
I also hava a nice one:
My grandfather is a protestant minister. He had to take care of some
churches, of 5 of 6 villages. Once they had collected money for a new
bell. They ordered an old traditional family company to construct it,
manually, like it has been done for centuries.
It has been introduced to the public and there was a big celebration.
So the bell has been seen by some hundreds of people. But only three
days after the installation, my grandmother climbed up the tower, just
to see the bell again, and noticed that "Christus" is missing the "r".
Bye,
Philipp
Phil
The little girl said, "I wouldn't Put them on!" (TYPO..)
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out of a simple typo. Keep it up.
len levine
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fred
Apply the Proximal Key Rule: Look at all possible substitute keys
adjacent to "o". "iut", "put", "kut","lut".
"I wouldn't put them on!" seems most likely to me.
Joseph Toubes
clothes as such as those in the closet were on fire, oh well...news:AOqdnSFM9r2...@comcast.com...
jhlowy
recognize a simple typo is unbelievable.
I had no idea our audience contained such a high percentage of
"whatevers". jhl
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Mike Lindsay
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>Don;t you mean "tyoo?" ;)
>
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Leon
> This is a wonderful group. Nowhere else can you get so much mileage
> out of a simple typo.
My Honda Typo was modified at the factory to use sea water as fuel. I live
close to the Atlantic Ocean. After I start the Typo using two AA batteries,
I get fifty or sixty miles per gallon of sea water, which is available
without charge..
The batteries last approximately six months, starting on an average of eight
times each day. I buy them from street vendors, preferring such brands as
Donocell, Buracel, Panacomic or Everoddy. At sixteen batteries for $2, my
simple Typo is very economical to operate.
Leon
Mordechai Housman
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> In article <YvkFe.15928$iR2.2607@trndny02>, Mordechai Housman
> <hou...@verizon.net> writes
>>Don;t you mean "tyoo?" ;)
>>
> Don't you mean 'Don't'? :-)
No, I don;t mean don't, or don,t I?
fred
Mike Lindsay wrote:
> In article <YvkFe.15928$iR2.2607@trndny02>, Mordechai Housman
> <hou...@verizon.net> writes
> >Don;t you mean "tyoo?" ;)
> >
> Don't you mean 'Don't'? :-)
>
> ><lev...@uwm.edu> wrote in message news:dajmds$hin$1...@uwm.edu...
> >> This is a wonderful group. Nowhere else can you get so much mileage
> >> out of a simple typo. Keep it up.
Typo never was as funny as his more famous Groucho, Chico, Harpo, Zeppo
and Gummo.
Mordechai Housman
more laughs than the original joke!
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Mordechai Housman
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You forgot Pokey. And let us not omit Sneezy, Breezly, Dopey, and so on.
Mordechai Housman
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> <hou...@verizon.net> writes
>>Don;t you mean "tyoo?" ;)
>>
> Don't you mean 'Don't'? :-)
No, I don;t mean don't, or don,t I?
Dick Adams
> Harpo, Zeppo, and Gummo.
Groucho tried as hard as he could to use Typo in his movies, but Typo
was always being struck from the script by proofreaders.
Typo became depressed and committed suicide by drinking a bottle of
White-Out.
Dick
Gorbag
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I heard he got an infusion of type B negative, and died from the reaction.