She says to the clerk, "May I have 50 Chanukah stamps?"
The clerk asks, "What denomination?"
The woman says, "Oy! Has it really come to this?" After a moment's
thought, she says, "Oh, alright. Give me 6 Orthodox, 12 Conservative,
and 32 Reform."
A freilichn Chanukah to all -- and to all a good light!
Jennifer M. Paquette