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Shlomo, driving a Yugo in Tel Aviv
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zigmund
Nov 27, 2009, 10:43:33 AM11/27/09
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Shlomo, driving a Yugo in Tel Aviv, pulls up at a stoplight next to a
Rolls-Royce, rolls down his window, and smiles at the driver of the
Rolls, "Hey, buddy, that's a nice car. Have you got a phone in it?
I've got one in my Yugo!"
David, the driver of Rolls looks over and says simply, "Yes, I have a
phone."
"Cool!" continues Shlomo. "Have you got a fridge in there, too? I got
a fridge in the back seat of my Yugo!"
David, looking annoyed, says, "Yes, I have a refrigerator."
Shlomo goes on, "That's great! Listen, have you got a TV in there? I
got a one right next to me."
David, looking very annoyed by now, says, "Of course I have a
television. A Rolls-Royce is the finest luxury car in the world!"
"Say," persists Shlomo, "Have you got a bed in your car? I got one in
the back of my Yugo!"
Upset that he hadn’t, David immediately drove off straight to his
dealer and demanded that a bed be installed in the back of the car.
The next morning David picked up his car, with a superb bed in it, a
bed fit for a Rolls Royce...
David immediately went searching for the Yugo, and only late in the
afternoon he found it parked, with all its windows fogged up from the
inside.
He knocked on the Yugo, and finally Shlomo stuck his head out, soaking
wet.
"I now have a bed in the back of my Rolls-Royce," David stated
arrogantly.
"Jesus!" complained Shlomo, "You got me out of the shower to tell me
this?"
Rolls-Royce, rolls down his window, and smiles at the driver of the
Rolls, "Hey, buddy, that's a nice car. Have you got a phone in it?
I've got one in my Yugo!"
David, the driver of Rolls looks over and says simply, "Yes, I have a
phone."
"Cool!" continues Shlomo. "Have you got a fridge in there, too? I got
a fridge in the back seat of my Yugo!"
David, looking annoyed, says, "Yes, I have a refrigerator."
Shlomo goes on, "That's great! Listen, have you got a TV in there? I
got a one right next to me."
David, looking very annoyed by now, says, "Of course I have a
television. A Rolls-Royce is the finest luxury car in the world!"
"Say," persists Shlomo, "Have you got a bed in your car? I got one in
the back of my Yugo!"
Upset that he hadn’t, David immediately drove off straight to his
dealer and demanded that a bed be installed in the back of the car.
The next morning David picked up his car, with a superb bed in it, a
bed fit for a Rolls Royce...
David immediately went searching for the Yugo, and only late in the
afternoon he found it parked, with all its windows fogged up from the
inside.
He knocked on the Yugo, and finally Shlomo stuck his head out, soaking
wet.
"I now have a bed in the back of my Rolls-Royce," David stated
arrogantly.
"Jesus!" complained Shlomo, "You got me out of the shower to tell me
this?"
mecej4
Feb 14, 2010, 4:00:39 PM2/14/10
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Great humor, but look at the dissonance in the punch line. Since when
does a Shlomo exclaim "Jesus"? Shouldn't he have said "Avraham" or
"Moloch" instead?
-- mecej4
Jon Robertson
Feb 16, 2010, 12:56:33 AM2/16/10
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Just as the joke never happened not did the "J" ever happen.And this is from
a gentile.
Just love Jewish humour .Next transmigration I want to be born a frummie !
I desire to be an FFB
a gentile.
Just love Jewish humour .Next transmigration I want to be born a frummie !
I desire to be an FFB
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DAS
Feb 16, 2010, 12:32:11 PM2/16/10
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Given that being very observant requires work and dedication whether one is
born into it or not you can always convert now...(silly boy)...
born into it or not you can always convert now...(silly boy)...
DAS
To reply directly replace 'nospam' with 'schmetterling'
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Next transmigration I want to be born a frummie !
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