The Pirate & Steering Wheel

[Eric A. Seiden]

[Belatedly posted - ed.] in honour of Talk Like A Pirate Day 9-19:

So a pirate walks into a bar with a steering wheel sticking out of his
crotch.

The bartender asks, "Did you know you have a steering wheel sticking
out of your crotch?"

The pirate responds, "Arrr. It's drivin' me nuts."
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