Free-ee Agent Man
Chief Thracian
(apologies to Johhny Rivers)
There's a troll who leads a life of danger,
To everyone he tweets he stays a stranger.
With every nym he makes, another k00k he baits
Odds are you won't live like Tom Tomorrow.
Free-ee agent man, free-ee agent man.
They've given you their gooey and taken 'way your gnome.
Beware of pretty smilies that you find,
A pretty sig can hide an evil pine.
Ah, be careful with that Cray
Or you'll give your phreak away.
Odds are you won't live like Tom Tomorrow.
Free-ee agent man, free-ee agent man,
They've given you their gooey and taken 'way your gnome.
[Lead guitar]
Free-ee agent man, free-ee agent man,
They've given you their gooey and taken 'way your gnome.
Pingin' on the Riviera one day,
And then sexting in the Google campus next day!
Oh no, you let the wrong byte slip
While zapping invader blips.
Odds are you won't live like Tom Tomorrow.
Free-ee agent man, free-ee agent man.
They've given you their gooey and taken 'way your gnome.
Free-ee agent man.
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