Baghdad Betty has some wires crossed

[Matthew L. Ginsberg]

"Baghdad Betty" is Iraq's answer to Tokyo Rose. Here's her latest:

Why are you Americans here? Don't you know you will die in the desert?
While you are here your wives and girlfriends are dating American
movie stars. Movie stars like Tom Selleck, Paul Newman and Bart
Simpson!

Picture that.

Matt Ginsberg

P.S. This was reported by an American serviceman in the Middle East
and picked up by the Clarinet news service.
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