Definition of Age

[Anton Shepelev]

This is by Soviet and Russian writer and performer Semen
Altov.

A definition of age:

Young age:
When you smoke, drink, and do heck knows what all night
through, and on the next morning still look like you
haven't been doing any of that.

Middle age:
When you smoke, drink, and do heck knows what all night
through, and on the next morning look like you have been
smoking, drinking and doing heck knows what all night
through.

Old age:
When at night you neither smoke nor drink, nor do heck
knows what, but on the next morning nevertheless look
like you have been smoking, drinking and doing heck
knows what all night through.

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Anton Shepelev

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