The Sensitive Man

[Robert Bendesky]

A woman meets a man in a bar. They talk. They connect. They end up
leaving together. They get back to his place and as he shows her
around his apartment she notices that one wall of his bedroom is
completely filled with soft, sweet, cuddly teddy bears.

There are three shelves in the bedroom, filled with teddy bears
carefully placed in rows, covering the entire wall. She is immediately
touched by the amount of thought he had put into organizing the
display. There are small bears all along the bottom shelf,
medium-sized bears covering the length of the middle shelf, and
enormous bears running all the way along the top shelf.

She finds it strange for an obviously masculine guy to have such a
large collection of Teddy Bears. Quite impressed by his sensitive
side, she turns to him and kisses him lightly on the lips. He responds
warmly. They continue to kiss, the passion builds, and he lifts her in
his arms and carries her into his bedroom where they rip off each
other's clothes and make hot, steamy love.

After an intense, explosive night of raw passion with this sensitive
guy, they lie there together basking in the afterglow. She rolls over,
gently strokes his chest and asks coyly, "Well, how was it?"

He gently smiles at her, looks deeply into her eyes and says, "Pretty
good. Help yourself to any prize from the middle shelf."
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