The Joys of Certitude

[Henry W. Farkas]

It is difficult to know with any certainty what anyone does in their
private life, particularly if one doesn't live with them.

But still, I feel absolutely confident in saying that, out of all the men
in the world, Elliot Spitzer did not get any nookie last night!

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