Lost penis after an accident

[Christ van Willegen]

I got this from my father-in-law, who got it from a friend, who
got it...

A man wakes up after 2 weeks in coma. The specialist is at his
bed: "It's going to be all right. But, the firemen who saved you
from the wreckage sawed off half of your penis during the rescue.
They have decided to give you $25,000 compensation for it. As you
know, medical science has come forward quite a bit the last
couple of years. We can re-create your penis, at a price of
$2,500 per inch. But, we want you to discuss this with your wife,
since having a non-standard penis length can give your
relationship quite some stress." The man agrees to discussing
with his wife, and the doctor makes an appointment to speak with
him again in 2 days.

After two days, the man comes back to the hospital and sees the
doctor. "We've discussed it at length." "And?" "We're buying a
new kitchen."

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