It doesn't fix everything

[Lance Bailey]

For a few years I'd been fighting a persistent plantar wart on
the ball of my foot and big toe. I'd tried everything - over the
counter treatments, soaking, pumice stones, and freezing. In
desperation I asked my new doctor about the problem and he
suggested I put duct tape on it.

When I got home, I looked up duct tape for wart treatment and
found that it is as good if not better than other treatments so I
put duct tape on it. Two weeks later the wart was gone.

The next time I saw the doctor I thanked him and asked if there
was anything that duct tape can't fix.

He paused for a second and without looking up said "erectile
dysfunction".


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