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Wilson Morris
Feb 11, 2013, 10:30:01 PM2/11/13
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An elderly madam walks into a bar, and announces that she will pass the
night with whoever can guess the weight of peetie the canary on her little
finger.
An old drunk in the back says "fifty pounds."
She says "close enough."
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night with whoever can guess the weight of peetie the canary on her little
finger.
An old drunk in the back says "fifty pounds."
She says "close enough."
--
Selected by Brad Templeton. MAIL your joke to fu...@netfunny.com.
Attribute the joke's source if at all possible. A Daemon will auto-reply.
Remember: Always give your jokes a descriptive "Subject:" line.
Don't use "joke" or "submission" or "joke submission," please.
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