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Dan Quayle once again tries to be JFK

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John Newmark

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Aug 14, 2014, 10:20:01 PM8/14/14
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Newsflash X/X 1992 Newsflash

St. Louis, MO (UPI) -- Vice President Dan Quayle today visited
St. Louis, MO, which bears a heavy population descended from German
immigrants. In order to show support for the newly-unified country
of Germany, fatherland of many in the audience, he repeated John F.
Kennedy's words of support 30 years earlier, but this time in English,
"I am a Jelly Doughnut!"

Political commentators agreed that something
was lost in the translation. Dan Quayle explained his remark by saying
that he had been told those who lived in central America enjoyed jelly
doughnuts.

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