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mark kraitchman

9/17/14

********begin forwarded message************************************* Should we tell morse that he

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********begin forwarded message************************************* Should we tell morse that he

9/17/14

9/16/14

July 20th, 1999 will mark the 30th Anniversary of the lunar landing. To commemorate the event, Neil

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July 20th, 1999 will mark the 30th Anniversary of the lunar landing. To commemorate the event, Neil

9/16/14

Brian H. Safford

9/15/14

Your Highway Dollars At Work

Heard this morning on the Dick Purtan radio show here in Detroit: A farmer was sitting on his porch

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Your Highway Dollars At Work

Heard this morning on the Dick Purtan radio show here in Detroit: A farmer was sitting on his porch

9/15/14

9/14/14

Cup Holder with 4x oversampling

This was forwarded to me by my boss, who got it from a friend in Australia where it really happened..

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Cup Holder with 4x oversampling

This was forwarded to me by my boss, who got it from a friend in Australia where it really happened..

9/14/14

9/13/14

"With a moo-moo here..."

My wife is a primary school teacher, and related this tale after another class returned from a trip

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"With a moo-moo here..."

My wife is a primary school teacher, and related this tale after another class returned from a trip

9/13/14

Tony Konashenok

9/12/14

Translation from English to corporate

Top executive of Big Construction Company: Give me a brief summary of what is currently being done on

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Translation from English to corporate

Top executive of Big Construction Company: Give me a brief summary of what is currently being done on

9/12/14

Eric Gordon Johnson

9/11/14

Religous Tolerance

I was walking across a bridge one day, and I saw a man standing on the edge, about to jump off. I

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Religous Tolerance

I was walking across a bridge one day, and I saw a man standing on the edge, about to jump off. I

9/11/14

Mark Dionne x5551

9/10/14

More Scientific Truth in Product Labels

A Call for More Scientific Truth in Product Warning Labels by Susan Hewitt and Edward Subitzky As

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More Scientific Truth in Product Labels

A Call for More Scientific Truth in Product Warning Labels by Susan Hewitt and Edward Subitzky As

9/10/14

rs...@pineapple.bbn.com

9/9/14

Alice in DIGITALand

Seems applicable to most any largish corporation... [Ed: This is quite long, but I enjoyed it.] ALICE

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Alice in DIGITALand

Seems applicable to most any largish corporation... [Ed: This is quite long, but I enjoyed it.] ALICE

9/9/14

9/8/14

Humor: Not an accusation, just evidence

Source unknown. This bishop invites a young priest over for dinner. During the meal, the priest can

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Humor: Not an accusation, just evidence

Source unknown. This bishop invites a young priest over for dinner. During the meal, the priest can

9/8/14

9/7/14

A Cat, a Tree, and a New Word Definition

As one who is an unabashed admirer of cats, telling this story is somewhat painful. This is a true

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A Cat, a Tree, and a New Word Definition

As one who is an unabashed admirer of cats, telling this story is somewhat painful. This is a true

9/7/14

Steven Swinkels, Fearless Leader

9/6/14

A thousand points of amnesia

(From Carson's monologue Wednesday nite (2/1/89)) "I understand the attorneys are having a

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A thousand points of amnesia

(From Carson's monologue Wednesday nite (2/1/89)) "I understand the attorneys are having a

9/6/14

Paul S. R. Chisolm

9/5/14

How many Exxon captains?

How many Exxon captains does it take to make an oil spill? One and a fifth. -- rec.humor.funny.reruns

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How many Exxon captains?

How many Exxon captains does it take to make an oil spill? One and a fifth. -- rec.humor.funny.reruns

9/5/14

T...@uvmadmin.bitnet

9/4/14

Programmer's Drinking Song

Here's a little song that was sent to me from a colleague in Rochester, NY: PROGRAMMER'S

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Programmer's Drinking Song

Here's a little song that was sent to me from a colleague in Rochester, NY: PROGRAMMER'S

9/4/14

HollisThe Big Kahuna Ross

9/3/14

Saddam is Hitler??

Heard this on "The Morning Feed" on WHFS in Washington DC. Kurt Waldheim has been meeting

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Saddam is Hitler??

Heard this on "The Morning Feed" on WHFS in Washington DC. Kurt Waldheim has been meeting

9/3/14

9/2/14

It's dark in here...

The couple are merrily banging away, going ten to the dozen then she hears the sound of a car door

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It's dark in here...

The couple are merrily banging away, going ten to the dozen then she hears the sound of a car door

9/2/14

9/2/14

Introduction to REC.HUMOR.FUNNY.RERUNS -- Monthly Posting

Archive-name: usenet/rec-humor-funny/reruns-intro [Note: Any news of importance will be posted in a

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Introduction to REC.HUMOR.FUNNY.RERUNS -- Monthly Posting

Archive-name: usenet/rec-humor-funny/reruns-intro [Note: Any news of importance will be posted in a

9/2/14

9/1/14

Authority on Babies

[Posted to misc.kids recently. Author unknown] posted by Jeremy Henderson ---------------------------

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Authority on Babies

[Posted to misc.kids recently. Author unknown] posted by Jeremy Henderson ---------------------------

9/1/14

8/31/14

Your Congresscritter on the Information Highway

As the US Government prepares to spend billions of our taxpayer dollars on this vital Information

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Your Congresscritter on the Information Highway

As the US Government prepares to spend billions of our taxpayer dollars on this vital Information

8/31/14

8/30/14

Neiman Marcus Cookie recipe... the rest of the story

In the interest of getting the history of the Neiman-Marcus Cookie Recipe story absolutely correct, I

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Neiman Marcus Cookie recipe... the rest of the story

In the interest of getting the history of the Neiman-Marcus Cookie Recipe story absolutely correct, I

8/30/14

LA County Outdoor Science School

8/29/14

Prevent cruelty to software

NEWSFLASH!!!!! SEVEN SOFTWARE COMPANIES ADDED TO "WATCH LIST" New York -- People for

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Prevent cruelty to software

NEWSFLASH!!!!! SEVEN SOFTWARE COMPANIES ADDED TO "WATCH LIST" New York -- People for

8/29/14

d...@ihuxz.uucp

8/28/14

Those Helpful Troopers

This story was told to me by a family friend who is an Illinois State Trooper. One day he was pulling

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Those Helpful Troopers

This story was told to me by a family friend who is an Illinois State Trooper. One day he was pulling

8/28/14

8/27/14

The Irish Strike Back

This is my grandmother's favorite joke, as evidenced by the two minutes it took her to stop

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The Irish Strike Back

This is my grandmother's favorite joke, as evidenced by the two minutes it took her to stop

8/27/14

Daniel P. Saraga

8/17/14

A Kinder, Gentler, Editorial Policy

Sent with permission of the author Malcom Sheppard. This post appeared in Trent U's general

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A Kinder, Gentler, Editorial Policy

Sent with permission of the author Malcom Sheppard. This post appeared in Trent U's general

8/17/14

Henry W. Farkas

8/16/14

When I was your age...

Three hookers of varying ages were standing around, discussing their profession. The middle aged one

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When I was your age...

Three hookers of varying ages were standing around, discussing their profession. The middle aged one

8/16/14

8/15/14

A three year old went with his father to see a new litter of kittens. Upon returning home, he

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A three year old went with his father to see a new litter of kittens. Upon returning home, he

8/15/14

8/14/14

Dan Quayle once again tries to be JFK

Newsflash X/X 1992 Newsflash St. Louis, MO (UPI) -- Vice President Dan Quayle today visited St. Louis

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Dan Quayle once again tries to be JFK

Newsflash X/X 1992 Newsflash St. Louis, MO (UPI) -- Vice President Dan Quayle today visited St. Louis

8/14/14

8/13/14

Answer to Question on Nudism

In article <27...@ucbvax.BERKELEY.EDU> amor...@euler.berkeley.edu (David Ashley) writes: I

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Answer to Question on Nudism

In article <27...@ucbvax.BERKELEY.EDU> amor...@euler.berkeley.edu (David Ashley) writes: I

8/13/14

8/12/14

Wacky Whirly Birds

I heard this from my brother, who is a Search and Rescue pilot at Canadian Forces Base Bagotville,

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Wacky Whirly Birds

I heard this from my brother, who is a Search and Rescue pilot at Canadian Forces Base Bagotville,

8/12/14

Carl D. Cravens

8/10/14

Does Jordan make enough?

The following came through a long sequence of forwardings, but managed to retain an attribution:

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Does Jordan make enough?

The following came through a long sequence of forwardings, but managed to retain an attribution:

8/10/14

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