Re: And a few soviet jokes

[Borax Man]

Shows how much has changed. The Soviet Union collapsed, and Americans lost
many of their freedoms.

Henry_Ca...@XEROX.COM wrote:

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> The five rules of Socialism:
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> 1. Don't think
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> 2. If you do think, don't speak
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> 3. If you think and speak, don't write
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> 4. If you think, speak and write, don't sign
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> 5. If you think, speak, write and sign, don't be surprised
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> How does the Soviet Constitution differ from the American?
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> Under the Soviet Constitution citizens are guaranteed
> freedom of speech, but under the United States constitution they are
> guaranteed freedom after speech.
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> Why is Poland just like the United States?
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> In the United States you can't buy anything for zlotys and in
> Poland you can't either, while in the U.S. you can get whatever you
> want for dollars, just as you can in Poland.
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> Henry Cate III
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