How many Virginia College Students does it take to change a light bulb? (New and Improved List)
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Depends:
Mary Baldwin Students: Four, one to change the light bulb and three to
discuss how it will help them meet their future husband.
U. of Richmond Students: Two, one to mix the martinis and one to call
the electrician.
Christopher Newport Students: Two, One to goto Wal-Mart to get a new one
and the other to screw it in.
Mary Washington Students: The whole student body, there's nothing
better to do on the weekends.
UVA Students: One, he just holds the light bulb and lets the world
revolve around him.
Virginia Tech Students: Three, one to change the light bulb and two to
discuss how they did it just as well as the UVA student.
JMU Students: None, Harrisonburg doesn't have electricity, yet.
VCU Students: None, downtown Richmond looks better in the dark.
Eastern Mennonite University Students: Two, one to hold the candle
and the other to strike the flint.
Hollins Students: None, They have maids to do that for them.
George Mason Students: Three, if they are lucky. One of them might have
taken the course at NOVA.
Washington and Lee Students: Four, one to change the light bulb, and
three to write up a complaint to the board of directors saying that they
could have gone to a better school if they had wanted to.
VMI Students: Five, one to change the light bulb and four to get in the
bulb's face and tell it his hair is too long.
William and Mary Students: Three, one to change the light bulb and two
to crack under the pressure.
Old Dominion Students: One, He/She calls their state senator and asks for
more funding for ODU so they can pay Virginia Power and have the lights
turned back on.
Norfolk State Students: Two, One to change the bulb and the other to watch
and make sure they are not shot.
Randolph-Macon Students: None, that's what maids are for.
Longwood Students: None, the Farmville SUPER-Wal-Mart has florescent
lighting.
Hampden Sydney Students: Five, one to change the bulb and four to
figure out how the situation can be manipulated to get some Longwood
girl to come over.
Radford Students: Just one, but it takes six years.
Lynchburg Students: Just one.! ....to call home and ask mommy and
daddy for the money for a repairman!!
Roanoke College Students: One, because private colleges in Virginia are
more efficent.
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