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Earle Jones
Jun 4, 2009, 1:49:06 AM6/4/09
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Here's a punch line -- make up your own joke:
Man (to doctor): "Doc, for all the good those suppositories did
me -- I might as well have shoved them up my ass!"
earle
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Earle Jones
Jul 3, 2009, 12:19:35 AM7/3/09
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A blond female is driving too fast on the freeway and gets stopped by a
blonde female Highway Patrol person.
blonde female Highway Patrol person.
Blonde Highway Patrol Person: Give me your driver's license.
Blonde Driver: What's that?
BHPP: It's a rectangular thing with your picture on it.
Blonde Driver: (Fumbling in her purse, she takes out a small square
compact and opens the mirror and looks in.) Here it is.
The driver hands the compact to the Highway Patrol person, who opens it
up and looks in the mirror.
Highway Patrol Person: Oh, I didn't realize you were a cop -- go ahead
on your way!
earle
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Earle Jones
Jul 6, 2009, 7:14:58 PM7/6/09
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Sex is like playing bridge.
If you don't have a good partner, you'd better have a good hand.
earle
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John David Galt
Jul 7, 2009, 9:43:36 PM7/7/09
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Earle Jones wrote:
> Sex is like playing bridge.
> Sex is like playing bridge.
If everybody's vulnerable and has nothing on, you'd better get a rubber.
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