Re: Eating it rye

[Leon]

"Onkel Petey" <pa25n...@cornell.edu> wrote in message
news:S1bc9...@netfunny.com...
> Two old guys, one 80 and one 87, were sitting on their usual park
> bench one morning. The 87 year old had just finished his morning jog
> and wasn't even short of breath. The 80 year old was amazed at his
> friend's stamina and asked him what he did to have so much energy.

This was stolen from my book, "My Zayde Knew...", published in 1973. I wrote
it originally after hearing a man in the bakery telling his friend he cuts
pumpernickel into cubes and eats them to maintain his virility.

Have you no shame, Onkel?

Leon