Hmm..
Mabey you should just stare at a cornflakes box and laugh for half an hour saying "huh huh huh....theres a cock on the front...huh huh huh"
Man, you stupid fucked up hopeless diskless no good shit eating weed beating mother fucking cock sucking loser.
Well, wasnt that plesent?
MadMaxx
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no no dont get final fintasy there is better masturbatory gem of a game
out know get poy poy instead poy poy has manny woman very sexy with realistic
bounce motion if you let them stand still they have realistic bounces i had
to say ive spilt my drink and in poy poy you can get rocks off all the time
with manny diferent power glove for more thrills tip if you start exhibisionist
mode and dont go anywhere just face the screen and bounce its soo god
Mark
>WELL, I'M BACK, AND I WAS WONDERING IF I SHOULD GET FINAL FANTASY FOR
>MY PSX. ARE THE WOMEN GOOD IN THERE? REMEMBER THEY DON'T HAVE TO BE
>NUDE, I CAN JERK OFF TO ANY KIND OF WOMEN IN VIDEO GAMES. ALSO, I WAS
>IN THE ARCADE, GETTING TURNED ON BY THE WOMEN IN BIKINIS IN CRUSI'N
>WORLD, OH, THOSE BREASTS, HIPS, LEGS, AND THAT TIGHT PUSSY. I JERKED
>OFF RIGHT THERE IN MY PANTS!!! SO I WAS WONDERING IN FINAL FANTASY 7
>CAN GET MY LIBIDO UP AS WELL. ANY INFO YOU GUYS HAVE WILL BE
>APPRECIATED. THANKS.
You are such a fucking twat I wouldn't even shit in your mouth you
fucking perverse bastard
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Samiad wrote in message <344a6acd...@news.virgin.net>...
>On Fri, 17 Oct 1997 18:31:43 GMT, nos...@sex.com (John Holmes) wrote
>this:
>
>>WELL, I'M BACK, AND I WAS WONDERING IF I SHOULD GET FINAL FANTASY FOR
>>MY PSX. ARE THE WOMEN GOOD IN THERE? REMEMBER THEY DON'T HAVE TO BE
>>NUDE, I CAN JERK OFF TO ANY KIND OF WOMEN IN VIDEO GAMES. ALSO, I WAS
>>IN THE ARCADE, GETTING TURNED ON BY THE WOMEN IN BIKINIS IN CRUSI'N
>>WORLD, OH, THOSE BREASTS, HIPS, LEGS, AND THAT TIGHT PUSSY. I JERKED
>>OFF RIGHT THERE IN MY PANTS!!! SO I WAS WONDERING IN FINAL FANTASY 7
>>CAN GET MY LIBIDO UP AS WELL. ANY INFO YOU GUYS HAVE WILL BE
>>APPRECIATED. THANKS.
>
>You are such a fucking twat I wouldn't even shit in your mouth you
>fucking perverse bastard
>
He'd probably get off on that too.
You know, I think people take these troll posts WAY to seriously
sometimes.
I mean, do you actually think this is a serious post? There's not much
point in ranting on insults to someone who most likely doesn't really
exist.
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Gered wrote:
> Kyle...just Kyle wrote:
> >
> > Samiad wrote in message <344a6acd...@news.virgin.net>...
> > >On Fri, 17 Oct 1997 18:31:43 GMT, nos...@sex.com (John Holmes) wrote
> > >this:
> > >
> > >>WELL, I'M BACK, AND I WAS WONDERING IF I SHOULD GET FINAL FANTASY FOR
> > >>MY PSX. ARE THE WOMEN GOOD IN THERE? REMEMBER THEY DON'T HAVE TO BE
> > >>NUDE, I CAN JERK OFF TO ANY KIND OF WOMEN IN VIDEO GAMES. ALSO, I WAS
> > >>IN THE ARCADE, GETTING TURNED ON BY THE WOMEN IN BIKINIS IN CRUSI'N
> > >>WORLD, OH, THOSE BREASTS, HIPS, LEGS, AND THAT TIGHT PUSSY. I JERKED
> > >>OFF RIGHT THERE IN MY PANTS!!! SO I WAS WONDERING IN FINAL FANTASY 7
> > >>CAN GET MY LIBIDO UP AS WELL. ANY INFO YOU GUYS HAVE WILL BE
> > >>APPRECIATED. THANKS.
>
> Definitely get Final Fantasy. Tifa is a hot little tart. If you put her
> in your group make sure you place her in the middle of the order. That
> way the moving camera is constantly centered on her.
> During battle try to get her HP to 0. Then she's out of commission and
> she lies down. Pause the game and maybe you can see up her skirt.
> Another good way to get an up-skirt shot is when she's doing her limit
> breaks. When she's doing the somersault pause the game. You may get a
> glimpse. But I warn you, you have to be quick. It may take you several
> tries before you hit the pause button at the right time. I usually
> videotape my games so I can review later.
> But the FMV offer the most detail. If you can record any FMV with Tifa
> in it, keep it. Those are better than any porno tapes. @__@ My tv
> screen isn't as clear as it used to be, what with all the cum that gets
> splattered on it.
>
> If you got any recordings of your games with girls in it, Email me.
> Perhaps we can trade? I got hours of vid-game recordings.
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: >WELL, I'M BACK, AND I WAS WONDERING IF I SHOULD GET FINAL FANTASY FOR
: >MY PSX. ARE THE WOMEN GOOD IN THERE? REMEMBER THEY DON'T HAVE TO BE
: >NUDE, I CAN JERK OFF TO ANY KIND OF WOMEN IN VIDEO GAMES. ALSO, I WAS
: >IN THE ARCADE, GETTING TURNED ON BY THE WOMEN IN BIKINIS IN CRUSI'N
: >WORLD, OH, THOSE BREASTS, HIPS, LEGS, AND THAT TIGHT PUSSY. I JERKED
: >OFF RIGHT THERE IN MY PANTS!!! SO I WAS WONDERING IN FINAL FANTASY 7
: >CAN GET MY LIBIDO UP AS WELL. ANY INFO YOU GUYS HAVE WILL BE
: >APPRECIATED. THANKS.
: You are such a fucking twat I wouldn't even shit in your mouth you
: fucking perverse bastard
Hmm... which would seem to suggest that you would shit in somebody's
mouth if they weren't a fucking perverse bastard. Strange.
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Charles Miller Jr. <cwmil...@hotmail.com> wrote in article
<01bcdc36$8d6ff280$a3d87e82@granite>...
> NOT AS SICK AS ME BECAUSE I DO IT TO MARIO AND CRASHBANDICOOT! MARIO CAN
> LAY PIPE LIKE A PLUMBER AND CRASH DOES IT LIKE AN ANIMAL!
>
ROTFLMAO! :-)
> Agent Fear 008 <just...@jasper.knox.net> wrote in article
> <Pine.LNX.3.91.971018...@jasper.knox.net>...
> > How sick are you?
> >
>
MUEHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA damn man? i NEVER HAD SUCH A LAUGH
AFTER READING THIS CRAP!!!!!!!!!! And, what do the GIRLFRIENDS say of
this, or are we just specialised in masturbating with a playstation
control pad bwuehahaha
FUCK YOU bunch of lame faggot nittwitts... Man, you obviously all miss
something in your life and it's called "SEX"... I bet ya fags even
would get hot on Space Invaders "no it ain't cum dripping to the
bottom of the screen... it are BOMBS)
辰 keep da vibe alive! 馬
辰 m...@mindless.com! 馬
辰 contact muh @ yar own risk 馬
[ REMOVE [remove] FER REPLY! ]
Obviously Gered's [and Charles Miller Jr's] posts were a joke.
Methinks that the originator of these threads about masturbating to
video games may have been making a joke as well, regarding all those
people asking for the "Nude Lara" code in Tomb Raider. I find it
highly unbelieveable that someone could actually get sexually aroused
on video games.
There's always some (might be minimal) truth to a joke.
> Obviously Gered's [and Charles Miller Jr's] posts were a joke.
> Methinks that the originator of these threads about masturbating to
> video games may have been making a joke as well, regarding all those
> people asking for the "Nude Lara" code in Tomb Raider. I find it
> highly unbelieveable that someone could actually get sexually aroused
> on video games.
About you thinking that it is "highly unbelieveable that someone could
actually get sexually aroused" by a video game, I totally disagree on
that. Just play Dead or Alive and I think you'll know what I mean. If
you did play it and you don't get "sexually aroused" at all, and I mean
to the slightest extent, then we are talking about a 'different
subject'.
I wouldn't go as far as to 'masturbate to video games' though.
J.Song
js...@earthlink.net
Isn't dead or Alive an arcade machine, I wonder what the manager at
Timezone
would make of the punters tossing off over his machines.
Personally, I get your point. I have never bothered putting coins in
that
machine but I often find myself watching the attract mode, and quite
attractive and bouncy it is.
Maybe the original poster has better video games than me. I don't find
Lara croft all that attractive in TR (the magazine adds are a
different subject), maybe it has something to do with me getting her
all bloody on some spikes or setting her on fire (I need to practice).
Chow.......
: > people asking for the "Nude Lara" code in Tomb Raider. I find it
: > highly unbelieveable that someone could actually get sexually aroused
: > on video games.
Don't forget that some pc games run on cd rom, and cd rom contains
truelife videoclips . . . sometimes of beautiful women.
Is it not strange how people can admit masturbating to pornos, yet can't
admit being turned on by a video game babe or a cartoon chick...Hmm...I
can say that it's nothing abnormal. Fantasy is fantasy -- you are as
likely to have sex with Lara Croft as you are with Carmen Electra. One
point I will note is that hentai (pornographic anime) is as popular, if
not more, than "regular" porn is in Japan. So we have a whole nation
wacking off to chicks participating in extreme forms of bondage.
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> > FUCK YOU bunch of lame faggot nittwitts... Man, you obviously all mis=
s
> > something in your life and it's called "SEX"... I bet ya fags even
> > would get hot on Space Invaders "no it ain't cum dripping to the
> > bottom of the screen... it are BOMBS)
> >
> > =A8=B0 keep da vibe alive! =B0=A8
> > =A8=B0 m...@mindless.com! =B0=A8
> > =A8=B0 contact muh @ yar own risk =B0=A8
> >
> > [ REMOVE [remove] FER REPLY! ]
> =
> CAN'T YOU GUYS TAKE A F@CKING JOKE?
> SO GULLIBLE!!!
Who's joking!? <g>
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-=[ DJ dF ]=- wrote in message <344f611e.7062935@orson>...
>>I find it
>>highly unbelieveable that someone could actually get sexually aroused
>>on video games.
>
>Me too dude, until I read this newsgroup bwuehahahahahahahahaha
>
You get to meet the most interesting people here, don't you?
Neural-adaptors, eh? Not quite what I have in mind for ya'll. Try
something along the lines of the holodeck from Star Trek...the
matter-energy conversions are tricky, but we'll get it done.
> So maybe the post isn't so perverted as we may think. Heck, the
> original poster maybe a pioneer of some sorts !!!
Yes, I am only partially perverted...And I do consider myself a pioneer
in technology. :-)
Actually, the posts about video game women and masturbation were half
sociological experiment and half joke. Some of the replies it generated
had me laughing quite a bit (juvenile humor in its purest form ^_^).
Unfortunately, most people took it too seriously and got all defensive
of their "forbidden pleasures" that they can't own up to. I figured it
was a nice time to try it out because of all those people asking about
the "Lara Croft Nude Codes."
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On Wed, 22 Oct 1997, Joseph Bruce Doud wrote:
>
> : > people asking for the "Nude Lara" code in Tomb Raider. I find it
> : > highly unbelieveable that someone could actually get sexually aroused
> : > on video games.
>
Again, another contributor to the flame.
hey dumbass, if you dont like flames and shit (essence of Usenet) then stay off.
Sorry, life it tough.
I dont think so, i like checking out the video game babes myself. As far as
Im concerned, there are no hotties in FF7, but to tell you the truth, the game
was so boring, I only played for a couple hours before I took it back. If you
want to check out hot chicks on vids, Mr microphone, check these games out:
1. KI Gold, Kim Woo gave me a serious woody
2. Everyone knows about Tomb Raider, but in TR2, Lara's titties are gonna be
round! (cant wait)
3. Dead or Alive, babes kicking ass in schoolgirl uniforms (it dont get no
better than that)
4. Any capcom fighter, especially Chun Li and Morrigan.
5. The broads in Resident Evil were alright
6. I cant wait for the naked scenes in Enemy Zero
They really need to come out with a naked lady fighting game. I garantee that
it would be a sure fire hit especially if they use the girls from the movie
"clueless". Um, I uh gotta go.....
Hitting random keys, "Ted" spelled out:
: I come to these newsgroups to find info about my N64 and PSX, and
: instead I find system flame wars after another, threads about
: masturbation, threads about Final Fantasy, and that's it! You people
: really need to wake up, get a life, and quit spending so much time in
: front of your systems.
Thanks for your blanket statement, but some of us here are above the flame
wars. And as for people talking Final Fantasy...well...that IS a game.
/sarcasm
Yeah, all us gamers are so stupid and geeky sitting in front of our
systems, I mean, instead we could go out and do other things like use
drugs or become criminals, or go out into open society more often when
it's filled with people like you who choose to criticize lifestyles for no
good reason. Sounds like fun to me.
/sarcasm
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BANG!
You're dead.
"talk about the good bood, talk about John 3:16; Robb 3:16 says I just
whipped your ass!"
>Robb wrote:
>>
>> Anyone who masturbates to games should be shot.
>
>BANG!
>
>You're dead.
Now THAT'S comedy.
J.u.n.k.e.r.
Obviously you made a quick judgment & have painted us all with the same
brush. Sure there are plenty of idiotic posts but if you weed them out
there is some real information available as well. If it's not worth your
effort then why bother coming here ?
>I come to these newsgroups to find info about my N64 and PSX, and
>instead I find system flame wars after another, threads about
>masturbation, threads about Final Fantasy, and that's it! You people
>really need to wake up, get a life, and quit spending so much time in
>front of your systems.
Do you have an errection from that? Does it feel good? Now go off to
your mommie and have her deal with it. If you aren't part of the
solution, well, dammit boy, you're part of the problem!
Captain Calzone
Editor for PSi
http://psi.simplenet.com
(Part of the problem and proud! ;-)
But, you spank it to Disney cartoons... is that any better?
BTW, at least wipe Beauty and the Beast off before you stick it in the drop
box. Clerks HATE peeling those videos apart.
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"YOUR MOTHER PEACE" - Nareo
"Don't Mess With Me I Know Stuff....Alot Of stuff people Don't
know..."-Kickmall
" I would be the same way if I was on 'ezonline', compuserve, edu, or
whatever" - Troy Davis on why any other service could bad as WebTV.
Hahaha.... Now if they had a part in a game where you looked through the
hole in your closet to watch your parents have sex would you need to be
shot? Or is it different because it is in real life?
On 27 Oct 1997 00:45:51 GMT, "Charles Miller Jr."
<cwmil...@hotmail.com> wrote:
>Robb <rbr...@knox.net> wrote in article
><Pine.LNX.3.91.971025...@jasper.knox.net>...
>> I don't geve a damn! The bottom line is: That makes you just as bad!
>
>But, you spank it to Disney cartoons... is that any better?
>
>BTW, at least wipe Beauty and the Beast off before you stick it in the drop
>box. Clerks HATE peeling those videos apart.
>--
>Charles Miller Jr.
>"YOUR MOTHER PEACE" - Nareo
>"Don't Mess With Me I Know Stuff....Alot Of stuff people Don't
>know..."-Kickmall
>" I would be the same way if I was on 'ezonline', compuserve, edu, or
>whatever" - Troy Davis on why any other service could bad as WebTV.
>
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Robb <rbr...@knox.net> wrote in article
<Pine.LNX.3.91.971027...@jasper.knox.net>...
> I don't want to be involved in what you and your friends do.
That's fine. You can do what you do by yourself... that is if you don't
count Snow White as an ACTUAL person. Remember dude, Disney-phile
gratification is a solo sport.
On Mon, 27 Oct 1997, John Hokanson Jr. wrote:
> Hahahahahaha.......Charles....you are the epitome of crude. :P
>
> On 27 Oct 1997 00:45:51 GMT, "Charles Miller Jr."
> <cwmil...@hotmail.com> wrote:
>
> >Robb <rbr...@knox.net> wrote in article
> ><Pine.LNX.3.91.971025...@jasper.knox.net>...
> >> I don't geve a damn! The bottom line is: That makes you just as bad!
> >
> >But, you spank it to Disney cartoons... is that any better?
> >
> >BTW, at least wipe Beauty and the Beast off before you stick it in the drop
> >box. Clerks HATE peeling those videos apart.
> >--
> >Charles Miller Jr.
> >"YOUR MOTHER PEACE" - Nareo
> >"Don't Mess With Me I Know Stuff....Alot Of stuff people Don't
> >know..."-Kickmall
> >" I would be the same way if I was on 'ezonline', compuserve, edu, or
> >whatever" - Troy Davis on why any other service could bad as WebTV.
> >
>
Visor wrote:
> Ted wrote:
> >
> > I come to these newsgroups to find info about my N64 and PSX, and
> > instead I find system flame wars after another, threads about
> > masturbation, threads about Final Fantasy, and that's it! You people
> > really need to wake up, get a life, and quit spending so much time in
> > front of your systems.
>
> Obviously you made a quick judgment & have painted us all with the same
> brush. Sure there are plenty of idiotic posts but if you weed them out
> there is some real information available as well. If it's not worth your
> effort then why bother coming here ?
If u dont like it here get the fuck out
LoL!
Hasn't anybody thought that in Disney's "The Little Mermaid", Ariel's
skimpy little bikini bra, budding breasts and glowing skin were just a
little too suggestive? :)
And how about the alluring Esmeralda (sp?) in "The Hunchback of Notre
Dame"? Or the ravishing Jasmine in "Aladdin"? Man, THEY had the moves.
How about one step further - Nala in "The Lion King"? Those sexy eyes
make jungle cats look real steamy. :)
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SEE THE SMILIES???????????? :) 8) :P
Besides, this whole thread is supposed to be a sick joke anyhow. Right?
> On 29 Oct 1997 06:24:41 GMT, toto@no_spam.com wrote:
> >Somebody was accused of "spanking it to Disney cartoons". Well, in
> >response to that:
> >
> >Hasn't anybody thought that in Disney's "The Little Mermaid", Ariel's
> >skimpy little bikini bra, budding breasts and glowing skin were just a
> >little too suggestive? :)
> >
> >And how about the alluring Esmeralda (sp?) in "The Hunchback of Notre
> >Dame"? Or the ravishing Jasmine in "Aladdin"? Man, THEY had the moves.
> >
> >How about one step further - Nala in "The Lion King"? Those sexy eyes
> >make jungle cats look real steamy. :)
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Fre@k!