All-time wierdest game quotes
The Spook
Ok, I'm trying to compile a list of the strangest game quotes of all time
for my website, but I know there's a few good ones out there I'm
forgetting. So in the interest of making a comprehensive list (and giving
everyone a few cheap laughs on the side) I'm taking it to the newsgroups.
Anyone know any really bad ones? My humble list is below.
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"Waboommm!"
Demo Mode, Captain America
"The plane which departed from the aircraft carrier Sega Enterprises, made
an emergency landing due to insufficient fuel. Only by putting a coin in
the machine will you be able to replenish the energy supply, thus allowing
the plane to take off again in an effort to accomplish its mission."
Cabinet Art, G-LOC
"The shooting game strikes fear into a person's heart."
Cabinet Art, House of the Dead
"Make dinosaurs become quiet, and escape from this island."
Cabinet Art, The Lost World
(Today's itinerary...)
"Unfortunately, we have set foot in territory of dinosaurs... That's how
all this starts, but then later there's running and screaming..."
Cabinet Art, The Lost World
"He betrayed the irregular hunters and hid himself inside a volcano."
Stage Select, Mega Man X4
(And if superheroes AREN'T ever-vigilant...)
"Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha!! I sent out my henchmen while you were watching TV! They
will defeat you."
Warlock, Monster in my Pocket
"Ha, Ha, I am your adversary."
Stage 1 Boss, Pocky and Rocky
"No animals were harmed in any way during the making of Primal Rage."
Demo Mode, Primal Rage
"Now in this scene, I rip open your belly."
Kyoshiro Senryo, Samurai Shodown
"Now in this scene, you cry like a baby."
Kyoshiro Senryo, Samurai Shodown (SNES)
"That was a close one, eh, Poppy? 'Wof! Wof!'"
Galford and Poppy, Samurai Shodown (SNES)
"I hate violence. Meat!"
Charlotte, Samurai Shodown IV
"You're boring. Die!"
Genjuro, Samurai Shodown IV
"You have failed me for the last time."
Darth Vader, Star Wars Pinball (when attempting to start without a credit)
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How about Resident Evil for PSX? So many groaners in that script, I
can't stop to list them all... :) :P (But of course, many would argue
that this makes up the bulk of the game's charm.)
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Cait Sith
The Spook <thes...@oasis.novia.net> writes:
[rather amusing list snip't]
Check out ANY SNK Neo-Geo title. Here's some of my faves:
"I am destined just to die."
- The evil Wizard in _Magician Lord_
"In France, we have no impolite persons like you!"
- Charlotte, _Samurai Shodown 2_
"What imprudence, you human being! Face your trial by God!"
- The evil Wizard in _Magician Lord_
"Strange atmosphere..."
- Kuroko, _Samurai Shodown 2_
Actually, almost ALL of the _Magican Lord_ and _Samurai Shodown 2_
quotes were absolutely STRANGE. If you're going to have ANY sort of definitive
list of kooky quotes, you MUST check out these two titles...:)
And, of course, who can forget that classline from _Resident Evil_:
"Take this lock pick, Jill, because you are the master of lockpicking."
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Teh Kao Yang
In article <61lg42$61l$1...@artemis.backbone.ou.edu>,
Cait Sith <douglasBE...@mailhost.ecn.uoknor.edu> wrote:
>The Spook <thes...@oasis.novia.net> writes:
>
>
>[rather amusing list snip't]
>
>Check out ANY SNK Neo-Geo title. Here's some of my faves:
>
> "I am destined just to die."
> - The evil Wizard in _Magician Lord_
>
That's a good one. I also like
"Human beings, think of what you have done."
- Thunderforce 3
"What's this? A girl?! Get out of here!"
- Ninja Gaiden
Also check out any of the instruction manuals of old NEo Geo games,
especially Burning Fight... it just kills me....
-TK
Charles Miller Jr.
HAHAHA!!!!! The BEST!
how about any of the stupid dialogue in Mischief Makers.... The dialogue in
that game is like fingernails on a chalk board.
Herman McClain <mccl...@mail.idt.net> wrote in article
<343E7F...@mail.idt.net>...
> "I left my Attack Boots in China."
>
> Strider ( NES version )
>
Hardset Head
Hitting random keys, "The Spook" spelled out:
:
: Ok, I'm trying to compile a list of the strangest game quotes of all time
: for my website, but I know there's a few good ones out there I'm
: forgetting. So in the interest of making a comprehensive list (and giving
: everyone a few cheap laughs on the side) I'm taking it to the newsgroups.
: Anyone know any really bad ones? My humble list is below.
some of my faves:
"GRRRRRRRR ZRRRRRRRRRR GRAAAAAAAAAMMMM!"
-Zeromus in Final Fantasy 2 (SNES)
"I feel asleep!"
-Metal Gear (NES)
"Hate! Hate! H A T E!"
-Kefka in Final Fantasy 3 (SNES)
"I'm bad!"
-very cheezy digitized voice from Bad Dudes (arcade,NES)
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Herman McClain
"What Do Ya Say! Try Buying From Me."
The Shop (Type 2) from "Kid Icarus"
Ricky Wayne Brown
>Ok, I'm trying to compile a list of the strangest game quotes of all time
>for my website, but I know there's a few good ones out there I'm
>forgetting. So in the interest of making a comprehensive list (and giving
>everyone a few cheap laughs on the side) I'm taking it to the newsgroups.
>Anyone know any really bad ones? My humble list is below.
"Moogle Poo!" by Mogs in the Mog Village in Secret of Mana on SNES. I
find myself blurting that one out every so often to this day.
"Welcome to the world of survival horror ...." is one which every PS
owner worth their salt has encountered before (been temporary
residents of that place of evil).
Ricky Wayne Brown
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Blaze
At the end of Castlevania:SOTN, when you die, there is a quote that says,
"Let us go out this evening for pleasure. The night is still young."
In Mario 64, sometimes when he throws Bowser, it sounds like he says, "So
long gay Bowser.:
King Jeff
Cait Sith wrote:
>
>
> And, of course, who can forget that classline from _Resident Evil_:
>
> "Take this lock pick, Jill, because you are the master of lockpicking."
>
I think that line was more like, "Here, take this. Maybe you, the
master of unlocking, can do something with it." Either way, Barry's
still an idiot ;).
-jeff
Greg Zesinger
In article <34409332...@nntp.ix.netcom.com>, brow...@ix.netcom.com wrote:
>On Fri, 10 Oct 1997 00:37:00 -0500, The Spook
><thes...@oasis.novia.net> wrote:
>
>>Ok, I'm trying to compile a list of the strangest game quotes of all time
>>for my website, but I know there's a few good ones out there I'm
>>forgetting. So in the interest of making a comprehensive list (and giving
>>everyone a few cheap laughs on the side) I'm taking it to the newsgroups.
>>Anyone know any really bad ones? My humble list is below.
From "Captain America and the Avengers"
Klaw and the Living Laser: "Don't disturb us"
Capt. America (or whichever Avenger you are contolling): "Why should it go
well?"
I'm pretty sure there are some other unusual quotes from the game...can't
remember them right now though.
-Greg
Herman McClain
Derrick C.
=->
=->Ok, I'm trying to compile a list of the strangest game quotes of
all time
=->for my website, but I know there's a few good ones out there I'm
=->forgetting. So in the interest of making a comprehensive list (and
giving
=->everyone a few cheap laughs on the side) I'm taking it to the
newsgroups.
=->Anyone know any really bad ones? My humble list is below.
How about:
"You eater of broken meats!"
from somewhere in Secret of Mana. I forget where, cause it's been
awhile, but I remember that quote.
Dee
HypeDee
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DO believe da HYPE!!!
M Tseytlin
In <Pine.GSO.3.96.97101...@oasis.novia.net> The Spook
<thes...@oasis.novia.net> writes:
>
WHY? WHY? WHY? This is like making a webpage on the best looking barbie
dresses, IT USELESS, I am sorry if I offend you, but this realy sounds
assinine(sorry can't spell).. WHY?
MISHA
>Ok, I'm trying to compile a list of the strangest game quotes of all
time
giving
newsgroups.
>
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Brent Budden
how about Super Mario 64's "Mamma Mea!"
M Tseytlin wrote:
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Richard K Kim
> In article <34409332...@nntp.ix.netcom.com>, brow...@ix.netcom.com wrote:
> >On Fri, 10 Oct 1997 00:37:00 -0500, The Spook
> ><thes...@oasis.novia.net> wrote:
> >
> >>Ok, I'm trying to compile a list of the strangest game quotes of all time
> >>for my website, but I know there's a few good ones out there I'm
> >>forgetting. So in the interest of making a comprehensive list (and giving
> >>everyone a few cheap laughs on the side) I'm taking it to the newsgroups.
> >>Anyone know any really bad ones? My humble list is below.
>
>
From Pro Wrestling, NES:
"A winner is you."
How 'bout in Final Fantasy II, when Tellah says "You spoony bard!"
Also the announcer in the Marvel Super Heroes vs. Street Fighter arcade
game says some pretty cornball stuff. Things like
"Capcom and Marvel have joined forces once again to bring you...it's
Marvel Super Heroes vs. Street Fighter!!"
Michael W Yu
In article <61km52$g...@hume.nmia.com>, Hardset Head <psl...@nmia.com> wrote:
>Hitting random keys, "The Spook" spelled out:
>:
>: for my website, but I know there's a few good ones out there I'm
>: forgetting. So in the interest of making a comprehensive list (and giving
>: everyone a few cheap laughs on the side) I'm taking it to the newsgroups.
>: Anyone know any really bad ones? My humble list is below.
>some of my faves:
>
>"GRRRRRRRR ZRRRRRRRRRR GRAAAAAAAAAMMMM!"
>-Zeromus in Final Fantasy 2 (SNES)
>
>"I feel asleep!"
>-Metal Gear (NES)
>
>"Hate! Hate! H A T E!"
>-Kefka in Final Fantasy 3 (SNES)
>
>"I'm bad!"
>-very cheezy digitized voice from Bad Dudes (arcade,NES)
>
>
>
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Also from Metal Gear my personal fav:
"Uh oh, the truck have started to move!"
^^^^
Brian J Panks
Well, I would have to say that the top 3 in my book would have to be:
3. "I'm a lonely robot, lonely robot, lonely robot man...."
-Hidden song on Tempest X3
2. "Ouch! What do you do?"
-Guru in Goonies for NES, when you
punched him. (This one was used by a couple of my
friends for years when one of us hit another.)
1. "4
Itchy
Tasty..."
-Journal entry in Resident Evil (You need context
for this one, but those who have read the journal
know what I mean.)
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nagisa kaoru
here's the best...
phantasy star:
[woman in a house in some town on motavia..]
do you like sega games?
[say yes]
yes! sega games are best.
[say no]
then why have you played it this long?
i may have messed it up a little... it's been super ultra long since i
saw it ^_^
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Iron Knuckle
"Go home and be a family man"
-- Chun Li; SF2 Snes.
"What IS this!?"
-- Barry; Resident Evil PSX (Not to mention this is all he
can say)
"Cocky little freaks!"
-- Enemy boss; Starfox 64 N64.
Ronald Spillman
The Spook (thes...@oasis.novia.net) wrote:
: Ok, I'm trying to compile a list of the strangest game quotes of all time
: for my website, but I know there's a few good ones out there I'm
: forgetting. So in the interest of making a comprehensive list (and giving
: everyone a few cheap laughs on the side) I'm taking it to the newsgroups.
: Anyone know any really bad ones? My humble list is below.
I liked Gen in SFA2 quoting the following; "Ancient words of wisdom:
You Suck!" And who was it in Popful Mail (American ver.) that said;
"Do you feel less than fresh?" (been awhile since I heard it).
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Too old to avoid paying taxes, too young to die.......
[HEADLINE] Midshipman exposes backside in front of Studio Alta: now
shipmates call him Sailor Moon; Film at 11:)
Nate Sestrich
Richard K Kim <rk...@acsu.buffalo.edu> wrote in article
<Pine.GSO.3.96.97101...@joxer.acsu.buffalo.edu>...
>
>
> > In article <34409332...@nntp.ix.netcom.com>,
brow...@ix.netcom.com wrote:
> > >On Fri, 10 Oct 1997 00:37:00 -0500, The Spook
> > ><thes...@oasis.novia.net> wrote:
> > >
> > >>Ok, I'm trying to compile a list of the strangest game quotes of all
time
> > >>for my website, but I know there's a few good ones out there I'm
> > >>forgetting. So in the interest of making a comprehensive list (and
giving
> > >>everyone a few cheap laughs on the side) I'm taking it to the
newsgroups.
> > >>Anyone know any really bad ones? My humble list is below.
I dont remember any off hand, but a REAL goldmine for stupid game quotes
would have to be Golgo 13 on the NES. It was TERRIBLE, Mafat Conspiracy
wasnt AS BAD but it was pretty weak also.
I always thought "You must defeat Sheng Long to stand a chance!" was pretty
stupid.
How about the arcade version of Shinobi? The very last stage was called:
"Battle with the Behind-the-Scene ninja"
Herman McClain
nagisa kaoru wrote:
>
> here's the best...
>
> phantasy star:
>
> [woman in a house in some town on motavia..]
>
> do you like sega games?
> [say yes]
> yes! sega games are best.
> [say no]
> then why have you played it this long?
>
> i may have messed it up a little... it's been super ultra long since i
> saw it ^_^
Yeah, I remember that one. Classic!
Jay McGavren
In rec.games.video.nintendo M Tseytlin <m...@ix.netcom.com> wrote:
: WHY? WHY? WHY? This is like making a webpage on the best looking barbie
: dresses, IT USELESS, I am sorry if I offend you, but this realy sounds
: assinine(sorry can't spell).. WHY?
: MISHA
Oh, that's my next project. :)
Seriously, have you looked at the rest of this thread? I nearly fell out
of my chair laughing. Sure, it's useless. But it's damn funny.
:>Ok, I'm trying to compile a list of the strangest game quotes of all
: time
Wow, the thread's up one day and there have already been a zillion
responses! I want to thank everybody who's replied; there's going to be a
lot more to my list now than there might have otherwise. Everyone will of
course get credit on the page. Keep 'em coming! And on that note I make
one more little addition to the list:
"Ones who does not have Triforce can't go in." - Old Man at the entrance
to Death Mountain, The Legend of Zelda
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m...@ix.netcom.com(M Tseytlin) wrote:
> WHY? WHY? WHY? This is like making a webpage on the best looking
> barbie dresses, IT USELESS, I am sorry if I offend you, but this realy sounds
> assinine(sorry can't spell).. WHY?
> MISHA
You are a fucking imbecile, and we dread your posts. This is one of the
best threads ever. Go shoot yourself!
Hugs and Kisses,
The MsPsx Team
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Not THE stupidest, but really dumb...
Starfox 64
Peppy says:
"Slippy, quit dinkin' around"
dinkin' what the hell is dinkin'?
Gloworm
Ronald Spillman wrote:
>
> The Spook (thes...@oasis.novia.net) wrote:
>
> : Ok, I'm trying to compile a list of the strangest game quotes of all time
> : for my website, but I know there's a few good ones out there I'm
> : forgetting. So in the interest of making a comprehensive list (and giving
> : everyone a few cheap laughs on the side) I'm taking it to the newsgroups.
> : Anyone know any really bad ones? My humble list is below.
>
> You Suck!" And who was it in Popful Mail (American ver.) that said;
> "Do you feel less than fresh?" (been awhile since I heard it).
> --
> Ron Spillman
> Too old to avoid paying taxes, too young to die.......
> [HEADLINE] Midshipman exposes backside in front of Studio Alta: now
> shipmates call him Sailor Moon; Film at 11:)
The miner! Boy, some of those miners in Popful Mail were great!
Gloworm
Joseph M Leonard
Here's some of the more charming quotes from Guardian Heroes:
"I don't need any help! I will get you now."
-The Sky Warrior in battle mode
What were the programmers injecting into their bodies when they thought of
this quote? The quote is so... dumb.
"You just got beaten by the stable boy!"
-Civilian 4 in battle mode
This is the worst character in the game in my opinion
"I work out with most of these guys in my aerobics class!"
-Civilian 5 in battle mode
Funny because it's said by the biggest fat ass in the game, after the mid
of course.
"I could stick around and heal the losers, but I'm gonna go buy some new
clothes!"
-Nicole Neil in battle mode
Cute
"Big shoulder pads rule."
-Valgar in battle mode
I always liked this one.
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S. Ives
Here are some weird ones:
"I will never forget you."- Sophitia in Soul Blade. Weird?? More like
stupid. GAG! Puke. Namco messed with something they shouldn't have.
I'd take "YAAAAAAAAA!" over that any day.
"You lack nothing as an opponent. You have nothing, either." -King,
from KOF'96.
????- Li Long's winning quote that sounds like "How curious" (Soul
Blade).
"Owwww!"- the announcer on M.R.C. for N64, when you hit something.
Try not to laugh at him while you're playing this. You WILL laugh.
"We're gonna CRAAAASSSHHH!!"- girl on Cruisin the World. Gotta hear
that for yourself.
"You can get up by yourself!" - Krauser in KOF'96. This is corny to
the point of being awesome.
"Saabisu saabisu"- Yuri, KOF'96.
"I am gonna punch you so bad!"- Billy Kane in one of the Fatal Furies
that's after FFS. He sounds like a sheep that's finally learned how
to speak English.
"Roooo-OOOOFFF!"- Taria (Mace) will make this sound when she throws
someone. I'm surprised this doesn't get all the dogs in the
neighborhood barking.
"Don't make me laugh."- Shaka Kahn (LOL, SHAO Kahn) in MK3/UMK3/MKT.
Sonya says some weird bibble whenever she throws a projectile in MK4
(yeah, WHATEVER!).
"Put Mola Ram down!"- Indiana Jones & The Temple of Doom, from the
rope bridge stage that also has the cool quote "Mola Ram- you're about
to meet Kali... in HELL!" when you make it over to where he's at.
"Thanks for a good time!"- Krauser, KOF'96.
"I don't make it a habit to fight the elderly."- Lion, VF2.
"Everybody jump on board for the ride of your life!"- Top Skater
cabinet art.
"I always wanted a thing called Tuna Sashimi"- Darius 2, near the
beginning of the game.
"Close your eyes....close your head...."- Darius Gaiden, the BGM to
the first level. Weird, but damn cool.
"Television is the retina of the mind's eye."- Tempest 2000 & X3.
On Fri, 10 Oct 1997 00:37:00 -0500, The Spook
<thes...@oasis.novia.net> spoke forth:
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FATIMA0749
Mario says "So long gay Bowser!"--when he throws Bowser to the bombs.
Its funny when Mario says "whoa" or "whoooheee"
-Mario 64
Princess Toadstool says "Peachy" a lot its kind of annoying.
Wario says "I'm Wario and I'm gonna win."
--Mario Kart
Shao Kahn says "Don't make me laugh"
Liu Kang like curses or something when he does the bicycle kick.
-Mortal Kombat Tri
Jordan C. Lund
The Spook <thes...@oasis.novia.net> wrote:
: Ok, I'm trying to compile a list of the strangest game quotes of all time
: for my website, but I know there's a few good ones out there I'm
: forgetting. So in the interest of making a comprehensive list (and giving
: everyone a few cheap laughs on the side) I'm taking it to the newsgroups.
: Anyone know any really bad ones? My humble list is below.
ANYTHING, and I mean ANYTHING from J.J. and Jeff on the Turbo
Grafx/Turbo Duo. I think the programmers were on drugs when they made that
game. "Who's your best friend! GONK! GONK! GONK!"
- Jordan
jor...@europa.com
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Nate Sestrich
How about when you kill, punch or otherwise someone in River City Ransom,
you get the great lines:
"BARF!!!!!"
"BIFF!"
and the ever famous "YOU JERK!!"
Jeanne Burch
The Spook wrote:
>
> Ok, I'm trying to compile a list of the strangest game quotes of all time
> for my website, but I know there's a few good ones out there I'm
> forgetting. So in the interest of making a comprehensive list (and giving
> everyone a few cheap laughs on the side) I'm taking it to the newsgroups.
> Anyone know any really bad ones? My humble list is below.
Two from the Konami X-men game, both Magento:
"X-Chicken!"
"I am Magento, Master of Magnets!"
Jeanne
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The best is if you keep going back to kick the same guys' asses over and
over they start saying things like
"History repeats itself.." or I could have sworn they said something like
"Haven't we done this before?" but I don't exactly remember.
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From NFL 94 on the Genesis:
"Uh-oh, what a mistake, he shanked it."
Maybe not quite the wierdest but one that my friends and I say to this
day anytime a kicker misses a field goal.
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Chrono Trigger
"'Tis nary a thing I can'st do"
Final Fantasy 3
"You angry me? Cyan, you angy me?"
Maniac Mansion
"I'd like a little more privacy for that!"
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>Ok, I'm trying to compile a list of the strangest game quotes of all time
>for my website, but I know there's a few good ones out there I'm
>forgetting. So in the interest of making a comprehensive list (and giving
>everyone a few cheap laughs on the side) I'm taking it to the newsgroups.
>Anyone know any really bad ones? My humble list is below.
>
There's no question that some of the quotes from the John Madden
Football series have to be here somewhere. Anyone remember the
one from this year when he talks about the "huntin' dog"?
K. Link
Sub-Z
sank in the ocean then they had to get some Pontoons.
Flappuccino
On Sat, 11 Oct 1997, S. Ives wrote:
> "Close your eyes....close your head...."- Darius Gaiden, the BGM to
> the first level. Weird, but damn cool.
Until I finally figured out what she was saying, to me it sounded like she
was singing "Rosco's eyes....rosco's nads...." ....now THAT would be
bizzare!!!
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B-Univ Fan wrote:
>
> >"I will never forget you."- Sophitia in Soul Blade. Weird?? More like
> >stupid. GAG! Puke. Namco messed with something they shouldn't have.
> >I'd take "YAAAAAAAAA!" over that any day.
>
>
> Here's one:
>
> "My soul burns with the holy desire to SMASH YOUR FACE!!!!"
> -- Dayn, Dragon Force
How about that classic from metal gear when snake is on the back of the
truck and the game announces "UH-OH the truck have started to move."
jason saumer
Samurai Shodown II:
"Once there was a man who wanted to make his skill ultimate. Because of
his bloody life, it is no wonder he was involved in the troubles."
I don't remember it exactly but that's pretty close. Correct me if I'm
wrong. I recently saw it at my local godfather's pizza and laughed like
hell.
Dr. Cossack
>> Ok, I'm trying to compile a list of the strangest game quotes of all time
for my website, but I know there's a few good ones out there I'm
forgetting. So in the interest of making a comprehensive list (and giving
everyone a few cheap laughs on the side) I'm taking it to the newsgroups.
Anyone know any really bad ones? My humble list is below.
"Toot! Toot! Sonic Warrior..."
Sonic CD, Sega CD (also in the movie theatre of Sonic Jam for Saturn)
"The power is in your mind to shave the planet and conquer time!"
Sonic CD, Sega CD (")
"...funky action..."
Japanese Sonic Spinball TV ad (")
Just about anything in Sonic CD's FMV is crazily mispronounced
English, even by the native English singers (the lady is Japanese, the guys
sound like they are from the US)!
Mark Green
"SHOW BY HUNG JAW!"
Which is what Sodom says (in English lettering) when he wins in the
*Japanese* version of SFA1. I expect it does make sense to the intended
audience..
Also:
"Well you wicked people. How did you like my assult? Oh, here come tough
enemies!"
(Rastan Saga, Megadrive)
"Did you know that you can read the posters?"
(Little Big Adventure, PSX or PC)
"Sunny is my life, she's like a dice,
I never know which way she'll turn till I spice"
(Or lots of other lines from Parappa the Rapper, but that must be the
worst. I guess somebody wrote everything except the rhyme word and then gave
up)
"We are not soldiers of the Imperial Army. Are you a soldier of the Imperial
Army?" Reply: "You are *NOT* soldiers of the Imperial Army?"
(Gaiapolis, Arcade, which also had
Female: "It looks cold in there."
Male: "You should put on more clothes."
Female: "It's none of your business.")
"Ha, ha, ha, you think you can beat my machine? I left to you, Ace, show the
one to eyes."
(Gunbird, Arcade. I have NO idea what that last sentence was meant to
mean.)
Mg
--
B-Univ Fan
Digital Carnage
In article <Pine.GSO.3.96.97101...@oasis.novia.net>,
The Spook <thes...@oasis.novia.net> wrote:
>
>Ok, I'm trying to compile a list of the strangest game quotes of all time
>for my website, but I know there's a few good ones out there I'm
>forgetting. So in the interest of making a comprehensive list (and giving
>everyone a few cheap laughs on the side) I'm taking it to the newsgroups.
>Anyone know any really bad ones? My humble list is below.
How about sorta slipping in the coolest, perhaps also weirdest quotes from
games. I always loved the Shao Kahn line from the SNES version of Mortal
Kombat II when you hold down the L & R buttons when you turn your system
on. "You weak pathetic fool, are too easy!" Then Kintaro jumps down and
roars and flattens the Acclaim logo.
dew
John Hokanson Jr.
Gezee.....Who was minding the store in Konami of America when Metal
Gear came across? :P
On 10 Oct 1997 23:24:42 GMT, mwy...@merle.acns.nwu.edu (Michael W Yu)
wrote:
>In article <61km52$g...@hume.nmia.com>, Hardset Head <psl...@nmia.com> wrote:
>>Hitting random keys, "The Spook" spelled out:
>>:
>>: Ok, I'm trying to compile a list of the strangest game quotes of all time
>>: for my website, but I know there's a few good ones out there I'm
>>: forgetting. So in the interest of making a comprehensive list (and giving
>>: everyone a few cheap laughs on the side) I'm taking it to the newsgroups.
>>: Anyone know any really bad ones? My humble list is below.
>>:
>>some of my faves:
>>
>>"GRRRRRRRR ZRRRRRRRRRR GRAAAAAAAAAMMMM!"
>>-Zeromus in Final Fantasy 2 (SNES)
>>
>>"I feel asleep!"
>>-Metal Gear (NES)
>>
>>"Hate! Hate! H A T E!"
>>-Kefka in Final Fantasy 3 (SNES)
>>
>>"I'm bad!"
>>-very cheezy digitized voice from Bad Dudes (arcade,NES)
>>
>>
>>
>>--
>>-----------------
>>psl...@nmia.com
>
>Also from Metal Gear my personal fav:
>
>"Uh oh, the truck have started to move!"
> ^^^^
>
>
John Hokanson Jr.
On Fri, 10 Oct 1997 00:37:00 -0500, The Spook
>
>Ok, I'm trying to compile a list of the strangest game quotes of all time
>for my website, but I know there's a few good ones out there I'm
>forgetting. So in the interest of making a comprehensive list (and giving
>everyone a few cheap laughs on the side) I'm taking it to the newsgroups.
>Anyone know any really bad ones? My humble list is below.
>
Hohoho.....well just go play any Working Designs game if you want
memorable (and arguably childish) quotes.
Offhand I can think of a few, but for posterities sake I don't won't
to print them here because I don't know them word for word.
John Hokanson Jr.
On 10 Oct 1997 10:06:10 -0700, teh...@crl.crl.com (Teh Kao Yang)
wrote:
>In article <61lg42$61l$1...@artemis.backbone.ou.edu>,
>Cait Sith <douglasBE...@mailhost.ecn.uoknor.edu> wrote:
>>The Spook <thes...@oasis.novia.net> writes:
>>
>>
>>[rather amusing list snip't]
>>
>>Check out ANY SNK Neo-Geo title. Here's some of my faves:
>>
>> "I am destined just to die."
>> - The evil Wizard in _Magician Lord_
>>
>
>That's a good one. I also like
>
> "Human beings, think of what you have done."
> - Thunderforce 3
> "What's this? A girl?! Get out of here!"
> - Ninja Gaiden
>
>Also check out any of the instruction manuals of old NEo Geo games,
>especially Burning Fight... it just kills me....
Speaking of Ninja Gaiden, you might want to include:
"No one can beat me!"
-Ryu, Ninja Gaiden
"What the........!?!"
-Ryu, Ninja Gaiden
John Hokanson Jr.
>
>"Close your eyes....close your head...."- Darius Gaiden, the BGM to
>the first level. Weird, but damn cool.
>
So that's what she's saying. I could never make it out though. I got
the "eyes" part though. The entire soundtrack to DG is very wierd
(but in a cool sort of way I guess).
Herman McClain
"You shooted down Green Gable."
Psychic Storm ( PC Engine Super CD )
Herman McClain
I'm a B-Univ Fan myself! "Giant Swing Forever!" ;)
Richard K Kim
On Mon, 13 Oct 1997, John Hokanson Jr. wrote:
> Speaking of Ninja Gaiden, you might want to include:
>
> "No one can beat me!"
> -Ryu, Ninja Gaiden
>
> "What the........!?!"
> -Ryu, Ninja Gaiden
>
>
Here's another from Ninja Gaiden
"Ryu, be always brave..."
Hardset Head
Hitting random keys, "jason saumer" spelled out:
: Samurai Shodown II:
Actually it's "Once there WERE a man...etc.." And you're right....it is
hilarious....then we get Samuri Showdown 3 with "VICTOLY!!"
--
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Alexander Carlton
"Had enough already?" --Renegade, arcade game, some fat ole lady-boss
"I'm gonna rip your head off, and shit down your neck" --Duke Nukem
"Maybe you'd win if you'd stop hitting my foot with your face" --Spider
Man, Marvel Super Heroes vs. X-men
Alex Carlton, Malakkarr Enterprises
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Well, I mean, without any reason?"
* * * * * * * * * * * *
Reporter: They say you've got to look out for the silent ones.
"And if you noticed, I haven't said shit for four or five minutes."
-Tasty Taste, Niggas Wit Hats
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"Don't shoot 'til you see the whites..."
Reporter: Of their eyes!
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Reddman
Kelsaw Link wrote:
>
> The Spook wrote in message ...
> >
> >for my website, but I know there's a few good ones out there I'm
> >forgetting. So in the interest of making a comprehensive list (and giving
> >everyone a few cheap laughs on the side) I'm taking it to the newsgroups.
> >Anyone know any really bad ones? My humble list is below.
> >
>
> Football series have to be here somewhere. Anyone remember the
> one from this year when he talks about the "huntin' dog"?
>
> K. Link
It was something like "He's gonna need a huntin dog to catch his breath
after that one" or how about "He must rent himself as a bulldozer in the
offseason"
--"welcome to your doom" or "rise from your grave" Altered Beast, Gen
Justin Bagley
"The truck have started to move!"
Metal Gear (NES)
"Congraturations"
Ending of P.O.W. (NES)
Edward M Beeson
how about cait sith's redneck drawl towards the end of ff7...now that's
strange....
-ed
"you almost became a jill-sandwich"
-barry/resident evil afta you get the shotgun
Captain Calzone
"Dave D." <der...@concentric.net> wrote:
>From NFL 94 on the Genesis:
>
>"Uh-oh, what a mistake, he shanked it."
>
>Maybe not quite the wierdest but one that my friends and I say to this
>day anytime a kicker misses a field goal.
Or in The Sports Talk College Football one by Sega Sports... just
imagine this one...
"The handoff... he could go all the way, SAFETY!!!!"
Captain Calzone
Freelance Editor PSi
http://www.geocities.com/Tokyo/7991
Flappuccino
On 12 Oct 1997, Dr. Cossack wrote:
> "The power is in your mind to shave the planet and conquer time!"
> Sonic CD, Sega CD (")
I'm sure it's SAVE the planet..hehe. Those lyrics are pretty messed
up...anyone have a transcript? Here it is off the top of my head...
(what I make of it anyway...)
10 10 Here we go again
9 9 Don't fall behind
8 8 Say don't be late
7 7 One nation in heaven
6 5 Stayin' Alive
4 3 Just you and me
2 1 Just gonna have fun , lets blast off!
Then something about excalibar and leather and lace.....Zoom, Vroom, heads
up J it's sonic boom! hehe
Black Lion
I think Ryu's best line in Ninja Gaiden is "..." Just three little
dots. He does it all the time, and it's really funny.
--
-Black
----------------------------------------------------
"You shouldn't kick me in the balls."
-Danny Vermin (played by Joe Piscopo)
from "Johnny Dangerously"
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dbarkes
Black Lion wrote:
>
> I think Ryu's best line in Ninja Gaiden is "..." Just three little
> dots. He does it all the time, and it's really funny.
Golgo 13 did the same thing ;)
Doug
Dorazio
More:
Fighter's Impact, Sony PSX, Taito.
After defeating your 3rd or 4th opponent, and before you battle your
mirror self, you hear this narration as your fighter stands over the
defeated opponent:
"I ask you: Is it truth you seek, or chaos?"
Not too odd but in context it is very strange.
Daytona, Sega Saturn, Sega AM2.
At the end of the game "Game Over" is spelled out with "v" pronounced as
"u".
Indy 500, Sony PSX, ?.
When you touch the side of the track:
"Are you going to wreck the car?"
Apparently they were going for something like "Go easy on the car" from
Daytona or "Watch the paint job" from Destruction Derby 2, however it
comes out sounding silly.
p.s. BTW, does anyone know what "Ya ta!" means? We hear it in games so
much now we do it around the house when something goes particularly
well.
p.p.s. Sega Rally is actually "easy left maybe" not "baby". (It's in
the manual. Since it's a rally, sometimes the spotter guesses about the
turn, and sometimes he's wrong.)
Frostbyte
Surprised I didnt see anyone mentioned Samurai Shodown 2.
It hasnt appeared in consoles cept the Neo, but its the best SS ever
?sans translation>
Undeniably the worst Jap-English translation ever.
I forgot the exact quotes, maybe someone can post it?
I know Genjuro said something like "Die You now" or something.
the cute little girl Cham Cham said "Shit, I'm pissed now" really.
Kelsaw Link
How about after almost every big play the computer said "Good Execution." I
still have that phrase in my head as if I played the game just yesterday.
K. Link
Dave D. wrote in message <344130...@concentric.net>...
>From NFL 94 on the Genesis:
>
>"Uh-oh, what a mistake, he shanked it."
>
>Maybe not quite the wierdest but one that my friends and I say to this
>day anytime a kicker misses a field goal.
>--
>Dave
>der...@concentric.net
>University of Tennessee '96
Captain Calzone
The Spook <thes...@oasis.novia.net> wrote:
>
>Ok, I'm trying to compile a list of the strangest game quotes of all time
>for my website, but I know there's a few good ones out there I'm
>forgetting. So in the interest of making a comprehensive list (and giving
>everyone a few cheap laughs on the side) I'm taking it to the newsgroups.
>Anyone know any really bad ones? My humble list is below.
>
"It's OK, you can tell me, it's almost, GAME OVER, right man?"
---PALADIN'S QUEST (Enix) SNES
(I can;t recall the chara name for this one but I'll call him Rat Guy)
"Rat Guy attacks himself, misses! Gains one experience point. Rat
Guy has gained a level!"
---Shining Force 2 Gennesis
"I'm Sorry"
---Sophitia, Soul Edge.
(from the manual to the Atari 7800 version of Impossible Mission)
Hair: No
Eyes: Yes.
Captain Calzone
Here are a few more,
"You gotta get Buff if you wanna go to the beach"
--from the God awefull Skate of Die 2. It had my friend looking
around for a guy named Buff for houres...
"If I was alone, this wouln't be no thang, but I gotta reputation to
Protect"
----Barret in FF7
"MAYDAY!!!"
---The most satisfying sound a Sim City 2000 player can EVER hear :-)
"I'm just waiting for my sister"
--- Jackie Bryant from VF2.
"Ye olde Rubber Chicken With a Pully in the Middle Shope, searing your
Rubber Chicken With a Pully in the Middle needs for over 80 years."
--Sign in Secret of Monkey Island.
Christopher Casey
Woo, a fun thread for once! Let's see ...
"The story is happy end. Thank you." -- Super Ghouls and Ghosts
"I'd make a cool action figure." -- a quote for Hellknight in Mace: the Dark
Ages
"A former prince, his village was mooned by Lord Deimos" -- demo text for
Ragnar in Mace: the Dark Ages (if you leave it rolling a long while)
"Why does my dad always leave through the window?" -- the hero in Final
Fantasy Legend II for Game Boy
Abrahm Wolf
Greetings!
On Fri, 10 Oct 1997 00:37:00 -0500, The Spook <thes...@oasis.novia.net> wrote:
// Ok, I'm trying to compile a list of the strangest game quotes of all time
// for my website, but I know there's a few good ones out there I'm
// forgetting. So in the interest of making a comprehensive list (and giving
// everyone a few cheap laughs on the side) I'm taking it to the newsgroups.
// Anyone know any really bad ones? My humble list is below.
Here are a few:
1. "I am Muay Thai master. You are sucking gravel."
--Adon, in Street Fighter Alpha
2. "You are a big fool!"
--Gen, spoken after he kicks your ass in Street Fighter Alpha II
3. "I beat more people before 8 a.m."
--Charlie, in X-Men vs. Street Fighter
Later!
/* ------------------------------ */
Abrahm Wolf, the loner.
F/S/G Workroom consultant, B.G.S.U.
rob...@alpha.bgsu.edu
rob...@dad.bgsu.edu
http://www.bgsu.edu/~robertl
Lycanthrope, MAJOR music lover,
Anime addict, and avid video gamer.
/* ------------------------------ */
Peter Michael Kretschman
"Let's attack aggressively."
-Contra III: The Alien Wars
"That's inadmissable!"
-Randy, Guardian Heroes
"Aaaah! I'll work you!"
-Also Randy
"Give you my knock for justice!"
-Seiger, SSII
Come to think of it, just about ANY line from SS2 could be listed
here...
--
-PK (MSTie #44588)
(Now featuring a HOMEPAGE! http://www-personal.umich.edu/~pkretsch)
"Live fast, die young, leave a fat, bloated, ugly corpse."
-Tom Servo, MST3k
majors
"I am just destined to die" Magician Lord (Final Boss to you on 1st
stage).
I mean, if your gonna die, do it now and save me the trouble! Damn,
what a bitch game.
--- .-.-. .-. .-. .-. .--. .-. | Majors
/ \ / \ ._\ \ / \ / ) _< _) | ANSI/VGA
(__<^>__) (_<^>_) (_____) (_____) (_/\_< (____> | )( '97
Josh Fawcett
Or Bugs Bunny's crasy castle for game boy at the end of the game it says
"congraturations you good player!"
Robert Tilley
The Spook (thes...@oasis.novia.net) wrote:
: Ok, I'm trying to compile a list of the strangest game quotes of all time
: for my website, but I know there's a few good ones out there I'm
: forgetting. So in the interest of making a comprehensive list (and giving
: everyone a few cheap laughs on the side) I'm taking it to the newsgroups.
: Anyone know any really bad ones? My humble list is below.
2 of my fave weird quotes that still get repeated often around here..
first.. from Altered beast..
"RISE FROM YOUR GRAVE!" (spoken)
"and rescue my daughter" (written)
and the best game quote ever.. from Impossible mission
"Come child.. easy now.. stay awhile.. STAY FOREVER!"
----
Tarpo aka Rob Tilley
MSTie # 70006
qba10152infonet.st-johns.nf.ca
Animal minds are simple, and therefore sharp. Animals never spend
time dividing experience into little bits they've missed. The
whole panoply of the universe has been neatly expressed to them
as things to (a) mate with, (b) eat (c) run away from, and (d) rocks
- Terry Pratchett, Equal rites
Robert Tilley
: Ok, I'm trying to compile a list of the strangest game quotes of all time
: for my website, but I know there's a few good ones out there I'm
: forgetting. So in the interest of making a comprehensive list (and giving
: everyone a few cheap laughs on the side) I'm taking it to the newsgroups.
: Anyone know any really bad ones? My humble list is below.
I'm not sure if you want to call it a weird quote or not.. but in
Rescue: The Embassy Mission for the NES you get the losing newspaper
headline for winning and the winning headline for losing..
nice to see that you are victorious when you go hostage hunting ;}
i've always found the
"RISE FROM YOUR GRAVE!" (spoken)
and rescue my daughter (written)
from Altered beast on the Genesis to be weird
and the best weird quote..
from Impossible Mission on the c64
"Come child easy now.. stay awhile.. STAY FOREVER!!!"
Brian Kennedy
In article <61rlc7$n...@bgtnsc01.worldnet.att.net>, Kelsaw Link
(kel...@worldnet.att.net) wrote:
:There's no question that some of the quotes from the John Madden Football
:series have to be here somewhere. Anyone remember the one from this year
:when he talks about the "huntin' dog"?
"You get hit that hard, you need a huntin' dog to help you catch your
breath!" -Mad98
"Easy right baby." (no pause between the last two words) -Sega Rally
"I have just proved the difference between us. You suck." (or something
like that) -SPF2T
--------------------------------------------------------------
Brian Kennedy
b...@acpub.duke.edu
Flappuccino
On Mon, 13 Oct 1997, Dorazio wrote:
> p.s. BTW, does anyone know what "Ya ta!" means? We hear it in games so
> much now we do it around the house when something goes particularly
> well.
YA TA! is like "I did it!"
Joseph M Leonard
Does anybody here remember Chakan (Genesis)?
Remember his scream when he died?
"AAAAAAAAAAAAWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!"
TOO COOL!
In Road Rash II when your guy fell off the bike he would yell...
"LAAAAAAAYYYYAAAAA!"
as in Princess Laya?
Actually RR2 had lots of screwed up quotes now that I think about it.
Can't remember them though.
"That's mariner power!"
Jeffry in VF3 while flexing muscles.
--
____________________________________________________________________________
Joe Leonard ! My quote was so clever...
leon...@student.umass.edu ! it escaped
____________________________________________________________________________
SNATCHER LUNAR SONICCD GUARDIANHEROES ROMANCEOFTHETHREEKINGDOMS4 SFA2 DOOM
RIVERCITYRANSOM STREETSOFRAGE2 STARFLIGHT UNIRACERS IRONSTORM VIRTUAFIGHTER3
____________________________________________________________________________
Joseph M Leonard
Man at times like this I wish I still had my NES. Let's face it people,
the NES had the most fucked up translations ever. Not only was the
grammer inexcusable, but the storyline is almost completely muddled in
the process.
My favorites so far are:
"Ouch! What do you do?" from Goonies 2; that is too damn funny,
especially if you know the story that goes with it.
"Oh no! The truck have started to move." from Metal Gear; Oh the suspense!
NES translations are SOOOOO BAAADDD! But charming at the same time. I
remember playing the games at the time (young) and I was confused by the
poor grammer.
Joseph M Leonard
Akuma from SFA2 when he wins or does the Demon Rage:
"Sauce"
well that's what it sounds like anyway. Sauce?
From Saturn Bomberman a few quotes:
"I won!" said while winding up arm then thrusting it high into the air.
"Special"... actually kind of sounds like "Pressure" as in "Bring the
pressure" by Prodigy. So every time they say "Special" in the game
somebody always follows it up by saying... "PRESSURE!"
"unigwoahaparaighgwa" Pai's undecipherable collection of syllables.
I usually follow this up with my own undecipherable collection of random
syllables.
Richard K Kim
On 14 Oct 1997, Joseph M Leonard wrote:
> Man at times like this I wish I still had my NES. Let's face it people,
> the NES had the most fucked up translations ever. Not only was the
> grammer inexcusable, but the storyline is almost completely muddled in
> the process.
> My favorites so far are:
>
> "Ouch! What do you do?" from Goonies 2; that is too damn funny,
> especially if you know the story that goes with it.
>
> "Oh no! The truck have started to move." from Metal Gear; Oh the suspense!
>
> NES translations are SOOOOO BAAADDD! But charming at the same time. I
> remember playing the games at the time (young) and I was confused by the
> poor grammer.
> --
> ____________________________________________________________________________
> Joe Leonard ! My quote was so clever...
> leon...@student.umass.edu ! it escaped
> ____________________________________________________________________________
> SNATCHER LUNAR SONICCD GUARDIANHEROES ROMANCEOFTHETHREEKINGDOMS4 SFA2 DOOM
> RIVERCITYRANSOM STREETSOFRAGE2 STARFLIGHT UNIRACERS IRONSTORM VIRTUAFIGHTER3
> ____________________________________________________________________________
>
>
"Hey, Hasegawa, stop cleaning the toilets for a sec. I need to know if
you understand any English."
"Yeah, I know a little, but..."
"Good, we need you to translate our latest game."
"Um, okay."
Ricky Wayne Brown
On 14 Oct 1997 03:42:23 GMT, qba...@InfoNET.st-johns.nf.ca (Robert
Tilley) wrote:
>and the best weird quote..
>from Impossible Mission on the c64
>"Come child easy now.. stay awhile.. STAY FOREVER!!!"
I'm there! How *dare* I have forgotten that quote. Was a cool game,
even. :-)
Ricky Wayne Brown
brow...@ix.netcom.com
Visit DIGITAL SPORTSPAGE at
http://www.digitalsports.com
Ricky Wayne Brown
>"you almost became a jill-sandwich"
>-barry/resident evil afta you get the shotgun
Omigosh!! I think I remember that one! That was surreal! The insane
thing is that the person who wrote the above statement probably
thought it was spooky or horror-filled. It's bloody funny, eh, mates?
Imagine a Japanese translator figuring out that last sentence.
tsrken
Robert Tilley wrote:
> and the best game quote ever.. from Impossible mission
"come child easy now?" hehehe. :)
more correctly it is "another visitor.. STAAAAAAY
awhile... staaaaaaay forever!!"
-tsr
--
remove "just say no" for reply
|tsr's NES archive - http://www.komkon.org/~tsr
William Diehl III
"ya ta" means "i/we did it!"
Jeff Slipko wrote in message ...
>On Mon, 13 Oct 1997 22:48:42 -0700, Dorazio <dor...@ccnet.com> wrote:
>
>>p.s. BTW, does anyone know what "Ya ta!" means? We hear it in games so
>>much now we do it around the house when something goes particularly
>>well.
>>
>I think it means "Way to go!" in Japanese.
Jean McClain
"C'MON, BOY!"
Zoom ( Genesis )
Kerry Lee High Jr
In rec.games.video.nintendo The Spook <thes...@oasis.novia.net> wrote:
: Ok, I'm trying to compile a list of the strangest game quotes of all time
: for my website, but I know there's a few good ones out there I'm
: forgetting. So in the interest of making a comprehensive list (and giving
: everyone a few cheap laughs on the side) I'm taking it to the newsgroups.
: Anyone know any really bad ones? My humble list is below.
"Can I buy that mushroom that's growing on your head?"
Earthbound
Don Mast
>
> : Ok, I'm trying to compile a list of the strangest game quotes of all time
> : for my website, but I know there's a few good ones out there I'm
> : forgetting. So in the interest of making a comprehensive list (and giving
> : everyone a few cheap laughs on the side) I'm taking it to the newsgroups.
> : Anyone know any really bad ones? My humble list is below.
My favorite is from Super Puzzle Fighter 2 Turbo:
Dan: I'll make you cry just like I did when my Daddy died!!!
Gosh that's a cool comeback! :)
-Chainsaw Vigilante
Edward Pollard
Ricky Wayne Brown wrote:
> On Fri, 10 Oct 1997 00:37:00 -0500, The Spook
> <thes...@oasis.novia.net> wrote:
>
> >Ok, I'm trying to compile a list of the strangest game quotes of all
> time
> >for my website, but I know there's a few good ones out there I'm
> >forgetting. So in the interest of making a comprehensive list (and
> giving
> >everyone a few cheap laughs on the side) I'm taking it to the
> newsgroups.
> >Anyone know any really bad ones? My humble list is below.
>
> "Moogle Poo!" by Mogs in the Mog Village in Secret of Mana on SNES. I
>
> find myself blurting that one out every so often to this day.
Everything Mr. Saturn says in Earthbound, though it is all intentional
so maybe it doesn't count.
"My Helmet is Stuck" - Lord Deimos, Mace the Dark Age.
There are actually a couple of choice one line comments thrown into
Mace.
Edward
Reddman
Kelsaw Link wrote:
>
> How about after almost every big play the computer said "Good Execution." I
> still have that phrase in my head as if I played the game just yesterday.
>
> K. Link
How about "he's leveled at the.....45" or "He drops it!"
>
> Dave D. wrote in message <344130...@concentric.net>...
> >From NFL 94 on the Genesis:
> >
> >"Uh-oh, what a mistake, he shanked it."
> >
> >Maybe not quite the wierdest but one that my friends and I say to this
> >day anytime a kicker misses a field goal.
> >--
> >Dave
> >der...@concentric.net
> >University of Tennessee '96
Jeff Slipko
Nate Sestrich
Edward Pollard <pol...@ULETH.CA> wrote in article
<3443FBC9...@ULETH.CA>...
> Ricky Wayne Brown wrote:
>
> > On Fri, 10 Oct 1997 00:37:00 -0500, The Spook
> > <thes...@oasis.novia.net> wrote:
> >
> > >Ok, I'm trying to compile a list of the strangest game quotes of all
> > time
> > >for my website, but I know there's a few good ones out there I'm
> > >forgetting. So in the interest of making a comprehensive list (and
> > giving
> > >everyone a few cheap laughs on the side) I'm taking it to the
> > newsgroups.
> > >Anyone know any really bad ones? My humble list is below.
> >
Another good one is from "Astanyax" on the NES, the main guy asks why he
has been chosen to rescue the princess, and the fairy tells him:
(something like this)
"Because you have the magical wonderous miracle power"
Frank M. Goldman
Edward M Beeson <gs0...@panther.Gsu.EDU> wrote in article
<Pine.GSO.3.95.971013...@panther.Gsu.EDU>...
> how about cait sith's redneck drawl towards the end of ff7...now that's
> strange....
> -ed
>
ARRRRRGGGHHHHH!!! I HATE THAT!!!! I thought I was the only one who
noticed, but apparently not. Everytime I hear that stupid cat saying
"Y'all" or "folks" I wanna bash the screen in.
> "you almost became a jill-sandwich"
> -barry/resident evil afta you get the shotgun
>
>
I almost peed my pants the first time I heard this. Pretty much anything
the actors in RE say is hilarious/annoying. I like in the intro, when
they're introducing all the character's. You can tell all of 'em are
trying their best to look as cool as possible :)
Colt Dunca
Robert Tilley
tsrken (t...@www.just.komkon.say.org.no) wrote:
: Robert Tilley wrote:
: > and the best game quote ever.. from Impossible mission
: > "Come child.. easy now.. stay awhile.. STAY FOREVER!"
: "come child easy now?" hehehe. :)
: more correctly it is "another visitor.. STAAAAAAY
: awhile... staaaaaaay forever!!"
I'm remembering back 10 years and hearing it on a c64.. give me a break 8}
But i'm right in remembering the cool scream he had when he would fall
down a hole..
Mike Bahr
> In rec.games.video.nintendo The Spook <thes...@oasis.novia.net> wrote:
>
> : Ok, I'm trying to compile a list of the strangest game quotes of all time
Hanzo Hattori from Samurai Spirits/Shodown:
"It's your pick. Heaven, hell... but Bermuda is impossible."
--
-Mike Bahr/Prism Records
-durnik_@_goodnet.com
-http://www.goodnet.com/~durnik/
Nick Yarymowich
In article <34439...@oit.umass.edu>, leon...@wilde.oit.umass.edu says...
>
>Man at times like this I wish I still had my NES. Let's face it people,
>the NES had the most fucked up translations ever. Not only was the
>grammer inexcusable, but the storyline is almost completely muddled in
>the process.
>My favorites so far are:
>
>"Ouch! What do you do?" from Goonies 2; that is too damn funny,
>especially if you know the story that goes with it.
>
>"Oh no! The truck have started to move." from Metal Gear; Oh the suspense!
>
>NES translations are SOOOOO BAAADDD! But charming at the same time. I
>remember playing the games at the time (young) and I was confused by the
>poor grammer.
Hell, I've been playing badly translated games for so long that my mind
automaticly corrects the numerous grammer/spelling errors. Of cource even I
had trouble with Robotrek for the SNES. That was really bad. Breath of Fire
2 and Harvest Moon had some bad translation, but nothing compared to
Robotrek.
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Nick Yarymowich
In article <61n0lt$6k1$1...@newsd-2.alma.webtv.net>, Fei...@webtv.net says...
>
>"Go home and be a family man"
> -- Chun Li; SF2 Snes.
>
I'm 90% that Guile said this.
Captain Calzone
leon...@wilde.oit.umass.edu (Joseph M Leonard) wrote:
>Akuma from SFA2 when he wins or does the Demon Rage:
>"Sauce"
>well that's what it sounds like anyway. Sauce?
Don;t hold me to this, but I think that Akuma is saying something
spelled sumpin like "shoosh" and it is Japanese for "fool"
so he beats him and then calls him a fool for fighting "Bad Demon"
Captain Calzone
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