Perfect Dark nude code
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Sky Render
perfect Keldon Warlord model! Imagine my surprise when the Keldon Warlord
model suddenly spoke to me! Claiming to be the real Keldon Warlord, it said
this:
> anybody know how to get the nude code to make Joanna Dark naked?
Aerith hid it somewhere in the Manchuria area of FF7. You'll have to revive
her, find Manchuria, steal the rare Cheat Code materia, and find some way to
transfer your saved game over to your N64. Good luck...
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(Sky Render) foolishly posted the following words to
alt.games.final-fantasy, RIGHT BEFORE I DROPPED A FORKLIFT ON HIM [or
her ;_;] AND THEN AIR-GUITARED A RIFFING-ASS SOLO FROM HADES:
>Browsing a second-hand Keldon Warlord model shop, I came across a nearly-
>perfect Keldon Warlord model! Imagine my surprise when the Keldon Warlord
>model suddenly spoke to me! Claiming to be the real Keldon Warlord, it said
>this:
>> anybody know how to get the nude code to make Joanna Dark naked?
>
> Aerith hid it somewhere in the Manchuria area of FF7. You'll have to revive
>her, find Manchuria, steal the rare Cheat Code materia, and find some way to
>transfer your saved game over to your N64. Good luck...
This last step can only be accomplished with two dexdrives, one for
the PSX and one for the N64. Just load the data from the PSX onto your
computer, load the data into one of your predefined N64 files, then
send it to your N64 card. All done! The problem is, the cheat code
only works in one player mode. :(
Since it's a first person shooter, it really isn't that impressive.
JT "If I was any more metal i'd set off the alarms at the airport"
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JT the Skullcrushing Diesel Machine of Endless Destruction and Human
Wreckage <j...@flonk.org> wrote in message
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Torajima
<kwar...@BILLGATESOWNSYOURPATHETICSOUL.com> wrote:
> anybody know how to get the nude code to make Joanna Dark naked?
Why would you want to see her nude? Joanna Dark is one of ugliest
Polygon women I have ever seen. Now, when you discover that nude Ulala
code, let me know! ^_^
Torajima
Torajima
<gav...@eidosnet.co.uk> wrote:
> I can't understand why people say Joanna is ugly. I don't see why
> she's ugly. I don't think she's so gorgeous she's worth fantasising
> over (she seems to be the only person in the game who's face was a
> drawing rather than a photograph, so it's dumb to be obsessed with an
> unreal person). But she's not ugly. I think she's fine. I really don't
> get why people think she's ugly. She has very nice short hair, a
> "handsome" rather than "pretty" face, *normal* sized breasts...
It's simple, really. Joanna is ugly because she looks like Janet Reno.
Actually, all the girls in Perfect Dark resemble Reno (except for that
one blond chick... she's kind of hot). Maybe it's because the game was
made in the UK, and we all know how rare beautiful women are there!
;-)
> If you guys think a real-life woman with Joanna's looks would be ugly,
> and you'd only go for gorgeous bimbos with big breasts, I pity you.
> You'll never find happiness in a relationship.
Naw, it has nothing to do with breast size... it's all about the hair.
Women should have long hair.
Torajima
Scott Sim W. Y.
looks really good), the cartoon drawing (she looks weird) or the live
model (who looks good too)?
On Sun, 02 Jul 2000 13:11:19 +0100, Gavin Clayton
<gav...@eidosnet.co.uk> wrote:
>This whole subject is totally immature, but...
>
>I can't understand why people say Joanna is ugly. I don't see why
>she's ugly. I don't think she's so gorgeous she's worth fantasising
>over (she seems to be the only person in the game who's face was a
>drawing rather than a photograph, so it's dumb to be obsessed with an
>unreal person). But she's not ugly. I think she's fine. I really don't
>get why people think she's ugly. She has very nice short hair, a
>"handsome" rather than "pretty" face, *normal* sized breasts...
>
JT the Skullcrushing Diesel Machine of Endless Destruction and Human Wreckage
posted the following words to alt.games.final-fantasy, RIGHT BEFORE I
DROPPED A FORKLIFT ON HIM [or her ;_;] AND THEN AIR-GUITARED A
RIFFING-ASS SOLO FROM HADES:
>In article <8jmkqu$72l$1...@news.cmc.net>, Keldon Warlord
By the way, i'm punching you in the facerepeatedly for being a fucking
moron. Hope that helps, retard.
JPM, III
many, many years. Less known, she is the United States Surgeon General. Ya
know, the one that puts those stupid warnings on fags - I mean cigarettes.
If you don't know the name, look up UGLY in the dictionary. If it's not in
there, the Oxford dictionary doesn't work moron... she's American. :-)
[meant to be taken light-heartedly with a glass of water]
"Gavin Clayton" <gav...@eidosnet.co.uk> wrote in message
news:dkuuls07ggoia8k63...@4ax.com...
> This is what Torajima <seeb...@seebelow.com> just wrote:
>
>
> >It's simple, really. Joanna is ugly because she looks like Janet Reno.
>
> Who the hell is Janet Reno? Remember that not everyone on Usenet is
> American, and not everyone automatically knows who peopel like that
> would be.
>
>
> >Maybe it's because the game was
> >made in the UK, and we all know how rare beautiful women are there!
> >;-)
>
> Not funny. I'm English, and I'd take pale-skinned English girls over
> tanned American bimbos any day of the week. I like "real" women, not
> over-sunned plastic women. England has more real women.
>
>
> >Naw, it has nothing to do with breast size... it's all about the hair.
> >Women should have long hair.
>
> I like women with short hair. Not so closely cropped that it looks
> like a mans "short back and sides", and definitely not shaven... but I
> like women with short hair. It's modern.
>
> Gavin Clayton
Eric42
David Brickley wrote:
> why would you want to anyway? she's an utter dog
You don't at all understand, do you?
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>
>Who the hell is Janet Reno? Remember that not everyone on Usenet is
>American, and not everyone automatically knows who peopel like that
>would be.
Well, then you shouldn't care. Obviously, Janet Reno is ugly. And you
should've asked, "What is Janet Reno?"
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RJHNY1
that is not even real! Joanna is just a character in a video game. She does
not exist. If you want nude women, either go visit a porn site or get a
girlfriend! Geez! How low do you have to go to want the vision of a video
game naked!
Torajima
Skullcrushing Diesel Machine of Endless Destruction and Human Wreckage
> By the way, i'm punching you in the facerepeatedly for being a fucking
> moron. Hope that helps, retard.
Ah JT, an asshole as aways...
Or is this just an automated reply bot?
Torajima
Joe Ottoson
Marchant" <obsc...@REMOVETHISukgateway.net> wrote:
> "Gavin Clayton" <gav...@eidosnet.co.uk> wrote in message
> news:dkuuls07ggoia8k63...@4ax.com...
> > This is what Torajima <seeb...@seebelow.com> just wrote:
> >
> >
> > >It's simple, really. Joanna is ugly because she looks like Janet Reno.
> >
> > Who the hell is Janet Reno? Remember that not everyone on Usenet is
> > American, and not everyone automatically knows who peopel like that
> > would be.
>
> Watch Alley McBeal cos Reno keeps making guest appearances in that. When
> I
> first saw her I thought she was a man with a rubber mask!! I am pretty
> sure
> she is the US Attorney General, not the Surgeon General as someone else
> posted (and yes I am English) and she is pig ugly!
Makes it easy for Wil Farrel of Saturday Night Live to imitate her OTOH.
Keldon Warlord
Joe Ottoson <aj...@uswest.net> wrote in message
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<Austin Powers> that's not a woman! its a Man, baby! yeah! </Austin Powers>
Scott Sim W. Y.
person? ROTFLMAO. Too much videogames can spoil your eyes, so run to
your closest optician and get yourselves a good pair of glasses. :)
Seriously though, this is becoming majorly weird. i.e. discussing a
videogame character like that. Is Joanna the next Lara Croft?
On Sun, 02 Jul 2000 18:27:20 GMT, "JPM, III" <jpmc...@hotmail.com>
wrote:
>Janet Reno has been the one and only UGLIEST person in the United States for
>many, many years. Less known, she is the United States Surgeon General. Ya
>know, the one that puts those stupid warnings on fags - I mean cigarettes.
>If you don't know the name, look up UGLY in the dictionary. If it's not in
>there, the Oxford dictionary doesn't work moron... she's American. :-)
>
>[meant to be taken light-heartedly with a glass of water]
>
>"Gavin Clayton" <gav...@eidosnet.co.uk> wrote in message
>news:dkuuls07ggoia8k63...@4ax.com...
>> This is what Torajima <seeb...@seebelow.com> just wrote:
>>
>>
>> >It's simple, really. Joanna is ugly because she looks like Janet Reno.
>>
>> Who the hell is Janet Reno? Remember that not everyone on Usenet is
>> American, and not everyone automatically knows who peopel like that
>> would be.
>>
>>
Dan Marchant
"Gavin Clayton" <gav...@eidosnet.co.uk> wrote in message
news:dkuuls07ggoia8k63...@4ax.com...
> This is what Torajima <seeb...@seebelow.com> just wrote:
>
>
> >It's simple, really. Joanna is ugly because she looks like Janet Reno.
>
> Who the hell is Janet Reno? Remember that not everyone on Usenet is
> American, and not everyone automatically knows who peopel like that
> would be.
Watch Alley McBeal cos Reno keeps making guest appearances in that. When I
first saw her I thought she was a man with a rubber mask!! I am pretty sure
she is the US Attorney General, not the Surgeon General as someone else
posted (and yes I am English) and she is pig ugly!
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JPM, III
me of saying something like that...
"Scott Sim W. Y." <scot...@crosswinds.net> wrote in message
news:395fe40...@news.singnet.com.sg...
> So then you are all saying that Joanna looks like this Janet Reno
> person? ROTFLMAO. Too much videogames can spoil your eyes, so run to
> your closest optician and get yourselves a good pair of glasses. :)
>
> Seriously though, this is becoming majorly weird. i.e. discussing a
> videogame character like that. Is Joanna the next Lara Croft?
>
> On Sun, 02 Jul 2000 18:27:20 GMT, "JPM, III" <jpmc...@hotmail.com>
> wrote:
>
> >Janet Reno has been the one and only UGLIEST person in the United States
for
> >many, many years. Less known, she is the United States Surgeon General.
Ya
> >know, the one that puts those stupid warnings on fags - I mean
cigarettes.
> >If you don't know the name, look up UGLY in the dictionary. If it's not
in
> >there, the Oxford dictionary doesn't work moron... she's American. :-)
> >
> >[meant to be taken light-heartedly with a glass of water]
> >
> >"Gavin Clayton" <gav...@eidosnet.co.uk> wrote in message
> >news:dkuuls07ggoia8k63...@4ax.com...
> >> This is what Torajima <seeb...@seebelow.com> just wrote:
> >>
> >>
> >> >It's simple, really. Joanna is ugly because she looks like Janet Reno.
> >>
> >> Who the hell is Janet Reno? Remember that not everyone on Usenet is
> >> American, and not everyone automatically knows who peopel like that
> >> would be.
> >>
> >>
JPM, III
job is really for nor do I care. :-) I just know they work for the
government and Janet Reno is ugly.
"Dan Marchant" <obsc...@REMOVETHISukgateway.net> wrote in message
news:962588897.24320.1...@news.demon.co.uk...
>
> "Gavin Clayton" <gav...@eidosnet.co.uk> wrote in message
> news:dkuuls07ggoia8k63...@4ax.com...
> > This is what Torajima <seeb...@seebelow.com> just wrote:
> >
> >
> > >It's simple, really. Joanna is ugly because she looks like Janet Reno.
> >
> > Who the hell is Janet Reno? Remember that not everyone on Usenet is
> > American, and not everyone automatically knows who peopel like that
> > would be.
>
A Smart Guy
>>> It's simple, really. Joanna is ugly because she looks like Janet Reno.
>>
>> Who the hell is Janet Reno? Remember that not everyone on Usenet is
>> American, and not everyone automatically knows who peopel like that
>> would be.
>
> Watch Alley McBeal cos Reno keeps making guest appearances in that. When I
> first saw her I thought she was a man with a rubber mask!! I am pretty sure
> she is the US Attorney General, not the Surgeon General as someone else
> posted (and yes I am English) and she is pig ugly!
>
Umm, yeah, as an avid Ally fan, I must remind you that that is just an
actor/actress playing Janet Reno and is not the real person. Although
she...he..ahhh...it is quite ugly. =)
EB
Dan Marchant
"A Smart Guy" <Ai...@home.com> wrote in message
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Err yea I knew that honest! Actually given that they got a god like Barry to
appear on the show I figured a worthless government official would be cheap.
It is of course the famous actress Linda Gehringer. Nope never heard of her
either. Having said that the real Reno is just as ugly!
]{0MBAT
<cQL75.3191$cR2.2...@bgtnsc05-news.ops.worldnet.att.net>, in which a one
>
> Janet Reno has been the one and only UGLIEST person in the United States for
> many, many years. Less known, she is the United States Surgeon General. Ya
> know, the one that puts those stupid warnings on fags - I mean cigarettes.
No, she is the Attorney General. She has nothing to do with the warnings on
cigarettes, but is responsible for unwarranted raids on Elian's house.
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Scott Sim W. Y.
post. So I didn't accuse JPM, III of anything. Since this thread
discusses the similarity of Ms Reno and Joanna, it seems like the best
place to follow up on that.
On Mon, 03 Jul 2000 03:35:22 GMT, "JPM, III" <jpmc...@hotmail.com>
wrote:
>Uh, hell no I didn't say that. I just said who Janet Reno is. Don't accuse
>me of saying something like that...
>
>"Scott Sim W. Y." <scot...@crosswinds.net> wrote in message
>news:395fe40...@news.singnet.com.sg...
>> So then you are all saying that Joanna looks like this Janet Reno
>> person? ROTFLMAO. Too much videogames can spoil your eyes, so run to
>> your closest optician and get yourselves a good pair of glasses. :)
>>
>> Seriously though, this is becoming majorly weird. i.e. discussing a
>> videogame character like that. Is Joanna the next Lara Croft?
>>
>> On Sun, 02 Jul 2000 18:27:20 GMT, "JPM, III" <jpmc...@hotmail.com>
>> wrote:
>>
>> >Janet Reno has been the one and only UGLIEST person in the United States
>for
>> >many, many years. Less known, she is the United States Surgeon General.
>Ya
>> >know, the one that puts those stupid warnings on fags - I mean
>cigarettes.
>> >If you don't know the name, look up UGLY in the dictionary. If it's not
>in
>> >there, the Oxford dictionary doesn't work moron... she's American. :-)
>> >
>> >[meant to be taken light-heartedly with a glass of water]
>> >
>> >"Gavin Clayton" <gav...@eidosnet.co.uk> wrote in message
>> >news:dkuuls07ggoia8k63...@4ax.com...
>> >> This is what Torajima <seeb...@seebelow.com> just wrote:
>> >>
>> >>
>> >> >It's simple, really. Joanna is ugly because she looks like Janet Reno.
>> >>
>> >> Who the hell is Janet Reno? Remember that not everyone on Usenet is
>> >> American, and not everyone automatically knows who peopel like that
>> >> would be.
>> >>
>> >>
Kevos Setzer
HPERSAD680022119 <hpersad6...@aol.com> wrote in article
<20000702220259...@ng-bd1.aol.com>...
> id love to get that code also please.
>
Here you go... (*supressed laughter*)
Nintendo would never release the whereabouts of the nude code, because
they're a bunch of pansies. But now, this information has been revealed by a
couple of kind souls. To protect the guilt-- I mean the innocent, their
names will not be released. (But one is called JT and the other's initials
stand for Sky Render.)
Aerith hid [the cheat code] somewhere in the Manchuria area of FF7. You'll
have to revive her, find Manchuria, steal the rare Cheat Code materia, and
find some way to transfer your saved game over to your N64. Good luck...
This last step can only be accomplished with two dexdrives, one for the PSX
and one for the N64. Just load the data from the PSX onto your computer, load
the data into one of your predefined N64 files, then send it to your N64
card. All done! The problem is, the cheat code only works in one player mode.
Since it's a first person shooter, it really isn't that impressive.
And there you have it! Happy gaming!
--
Kevos Setzer
(Kevin Martin)-- kmar...@compuserve.com
Tigran A.
This is all but a lie. There is no nude code for
perfect dark. However, if Perfect Dark was for
PC then it might be able to hack the files to
have a nude patch. Tomb Raider 2 has a such a
patch, I forgot where I got it though. Search
for it on the web.
Tigran
Gene Poole
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impending demise.
JPM, III
> Torajima said that. And I did include his original statement in my
> post. So I didn't accuse JPM, III of anything. Since this thread
> discusses the similarity of Ms Reno and Joanna, it seems like the best
> place to follow up on that.
>
> >Uh, hell no I didn't say that. I just said who Janet Reno is. Don't
accuse
> >me of saying something like that...
> >
JPM, III
> mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm...live Joanna model....Michelle Merkin... *droooools*
soul4sale
> anybody know how to get the nude code to make Joanna Dark naked?
This post is either incredibly brilliant or hopelessly dumb. Right now, I'm
too drunk to speculate (Liquid Crack is an evil drink, kiddies).
If it's hopelessly dumb, then here are the top three smartass responses I can
immediately think of:
a. You can enter the code, but it will just render a wire skeleton from the
chest up, because Stamper and Co. ran out of cart space to fit the boob
texture map.
b. Beat all three difficulty levels 6 times each and walk into the
Carrington Institute locker room.
c. Whatever happened to dirty imaginations?
- soul4sale
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Kevos Setzer
soul4sale <jfr...@gl.umbc.edu> wrote in article
<39618905...@gl.umbc.edu>...
> Keldon Warlord wrote:
>
> > anybody know how to get the nude code to make Joanna Dark naked?
>
> This post is either incredibly brilliant or hopelessly dumb. Right now, I'm
> too drunk to speculate (Liquid Crack is an evil drink, kiddies).
>
I think he was going for incredibly brilliant. And I'll post the best
response yet if people ask in the future. I've already posted it once
already.
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(Kevin Martin)-- kmar...@compuserve.com
Porn without the sex.
--Puma on "Baywatch"
Nick Hawes
>
> anybody know how to get the nude code to make Joanna Dark naked?
>
> ___________________________________________________
> "...Now then my Champion, rest well this night. For tomorrow you sail for
> the kingdom of Daggerfall" Daggerfall character creation screen
> my first Website
> http://www.geocities.com/Area51/Zone/3726/index.html
> My very own RPG site!
> http://members.tripod.com/~kwarlord/index.html
> Some FAQs of mine (because the ones I was looking for plain sucked!)
> http://members.tripod.com/~kwarlord/Forsaken_64_v12.txt
> http://members.tripod.com/~kwarlord/Mario_Party.txt
> http://members.tripod.com/~kwarlord/Gauntlet_Legends17.txt
> http://members.tripod.com/~kwarlord/Monster_Rancher_2v11.txt
> http://members.tripod.com/~kwarlord/Grandia11.doc
> ___________________________________________________
I've hired a small child to hold some porn-mag cut outs of various
bodies over Joanna's body during all the cut-scenes. The effect is
seamless. You also get to select the dimensions of all the necessary
bits.
-- Nick
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