Mark Brader:
> These questions were written to be asked in Toronto on 2015-03-09,
> and should be interpreted accordingly... For further information
> see my 2015-02-23 companion posting on "Questions from the Canadian
> Inquisition (QFTCI*)".
> * Game 8, Round 4 - Entertainment - Unseen TV Characters
> Here's a round about TV characters who are often talked about,
> sometimes heard, but hardly ever seen.
> 1. On "Seinfeld" we only ever saw the back of his head.
> What real-life New Yorker, voiced by Larry David, was George
> Costanza's cantankerous employer?
George Steinbrenner. 4 for Stephen, Joshua, Jason, Dan, Pete,
Calvin, Marc, and Bruce.
> 2. This poor neglected teen, middle daughter in a blended sitcom
> family, conjured up imaginary boyfriend George Glass when a boy
> she liked snubbed her in favor of her more popular older sister.
> Who is this insecure blonde? First *and* last names please.
Jan Brady. 4 for Stephen, Joshua, Dan, Pete, and Bruce.
> 3. "I'm holding in my hand a small box of chocolate bunnies."
> On Twin Peaks, Agent Dale Cooper recounted everything
> that happened to him to this woman through his Dictaphone
> recordings. We never learned if she was his partner at the
> FBI, his secretary, his therapist, or what. But she did have
> a first name. What was it?
Diane. 4 for Stephen.
> 4. This loud, overbearing, mustachioed, and morbidly obese mother
> is often heard, but never seen. She loves to conduct
> conversations while on the toilet. Who is she?
Mrs. Debbie Wolowitz. ("The Big Bang Theory".) 4 for Stephen,
Joshua, Jason, Peter, Pete, and Bruce.
> 5. On "Frasier", Niles Crane's frigid socialite wife, so thin she
> once sprained her wrist by putting too much dip on a chip,
> featured prominently for most of the run of the series --
> despite only being seen once, bandaged from head to toe.
> Give her first name.
Maris. 4 for Stephen, Jason, Peter, and Marc. 3 for Joshua and Dan.
> 6. On "Friends", Monica and Rachel had a perfect view into the
> apartment across the street where this obese unclothed
> character lived. We only ever saw him once, from the back
> (and it was hairy). What did they call him?
Ugly naked guy. I scored "naked guy" as almost correct. 4 for
Stephen, Joshua, Jason, Peter, and Bruce. 3 for Dan.
> 7. Selina Meyer often asks if the President has called for her,
> and the answer is always no. He is usually referred to as POTUS,
> and he is never seen. Name the show.
"Veep". 4 for Stephen, Joshua, Dan, Peter, and Marc.
> 8. On the "Mary Tyler Moore Show", the insufferably pretentious
> Phyllis Lindstrom droned on about the many wonderful attributes
> of her orthodontist husband. We never saw him. What was his
> first name?
Lars. 4 for Stephen, Joshua, Pete, and Marc.
> 9. On "Will & Grace", Karen Walker's husband was an unbelievably
> wealthy whale of a man, who went to jail for tax evasion and
> faked his own death. What was his first name?
Stan (or Stanley). 4 for Stephen, Joshua, and Jason.
> 10. Cheers regular Norm Peterson did his best to avoid his wife.
> She is mentioned often, but in her only on-screen appearance,
> her face is covered in pie. What was her first name?
Vera. 4 for Stephen, Joshua, Jason, Marc, and Bruce.
> * Game 8, Round 6 - Sports - Athletes Who Don't Look Like Athletes
> For your convenience, I have rearranged the handout:
>
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> so that questions #1-10 each refer to the photo of the same number.
> In each case, you simply identify that athlete.
> 1. No, it's not Rob Ford. Who is this boxer, kickboxer, mixed
> martial artist, and pro wrestler?
Butterbean (aka Eric Esch). 4 for Stephen, Joshua, Jason, Peter,
and Calvin.
> 2. He reminds us of that disgraced editor of the "News of the
> World".
Shaun White. 4 for Stephen, Pete, and Bruce.
> 3. He looks like the lead singer from Oasis.
Steve Nash.
> 4. Nice mullet. Doesn't look like a back-to-back Cy Young Award
> winner, does he ?
Tim Lincecum. 4 for Stephen and Pete.
> 5. Impressive tummy.
C.C. Sabathia. 4 for Stephen, Pete, and Marc.
> 6. Well, they say all brides are beautiful. Who is this?
Dennis Rodman. 4 for Stephen, Joshua, Peter, Pete, Calvin, and Bruce.
> 7. Is he on his way to the high school prom?
Dominic Hasek. 4 for Pete.
> 8. He looks like my Grade 11 geography teacher.
Jim Furyk. 4 for Pete and Calvin.
> 9. Wasn't he in "Revenge of the Nerds"?
Tom Brady. 4 for Pete, Marc, and Bruce.
> 10. You mean it isn't Kurt Cobain?
David Beckham. 4 for Peter, Pete, and Calvin.
> So there were 8 decoys, showing 9 people between them. If you
> like, for fun but for no points, decode the rot13 to see the
> 9 names and give the picture number from 11 to 18 for each one.
> 11. Chris Andersen.
#15. Pete and Marc got this.
> 12. Muggsy Bogues.
#11 (shorter man). Pete, Calvin, and Marc got this.
> 13. Manute Bol.
#11 (tall man). Pete and Marc got this.
> 14. John Daly.
#12. Peter, Pete, Calvin, and Marc got this.
> 15. Eddie "the Eagle" Edwards.
#17. Peter, Pete, Calvin, and Marc got this.
> 16. Prince Fielder.
#13. Pete and Marc got this.
> 17. Miguel Ángel Jiménez.
#18. Peter, Pete, Calvin, and Marc got this.
> 18. Phil Mickelson.
#14. Peter, Pete, Calvin, and Marc got this.
> 19. David Wells.
#16. Pete and Marc got this.
Scores, if there are no errors:
GAME 8 ROUNDS-> 2 3 4 6 TOTALS
TOPICS-> Lit Sci Ent Spo
Stephen Perry 40 58 40 20 158
Dan Blum 40 40 18 0 98
Joshua Kreitzer 28 23 35 8 94
Peter Smyth 20 32 16 12 80
Marc Dashevsky 0 38 20 8 66
Pete Gayde -- -- 16 32 48
"Calvin" 7 15 4 16 42
Bruce Bowler -- -- 20 12 32
Jason Kreitzer -- -- 24 4 28
Erland Sommarskog 0 24 -- -- 24
Björn Lundin 0 16 0 0 16
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Toronto | morality, liberty, or foreign trade, and everything to do with
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