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I DIED EATING A FORTUNE COOKIE!

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Chris Bowers

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Feb 1, 2022, 10:09:04 PM2/1/22
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I'm an idiot. I died eating a Fortune Cookie. It was right after I ate a huge chunk of meat.

DARN

WHO CHOKES EATING A FORTUNE COOKIE! IT LITERALLY DISSOLVES IN YOUR MOUTH!

Janis Papanagnou

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Feb 1, 2022, 10:16:32 PM2/1/22
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You haven't seen Monty Python, have you?

Janis

Chris Bowers

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Feb 2, 2022, 12:03:57 AM2/2/22
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"But, sir... It's WAFER THIN!!!!"

nabru

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Feb 10, 2022, 8:59:06 PM2/10/22
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And now you know, if you're satiated, don't eat more.

Applies in real life, too.

nabru

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This PIZZA symbolizes my COMPLETE EMOTIONAL RECOVERY!! ~nabru.
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