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Paul E Collins

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Jun 16, 2005, 11:47:39 AM6/16/05
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#chatting to Vlad the Impaler usually elicits, "I vant to suck your
blood!" Today I noticed that he responds differently if your character
is a gnome. He says, "I vill come after a gnome without regret!"

This sounds like it might be a pun, but I'm not too hot on my vampire
literature. Any ideas?

P.


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Ken Cuvelier

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Jun 16, 2005, 12:04:57 PM6/16/05
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Paul E Collins wrote:
> #chatting to Vlad the Impaler usually elicits, "I vant to suck your
> blood!" Today I noticed that he responds differently if your character
> is a gnome. He says, "I vill come after a gnome without regret!"

Odd. Shouldn't he rather say, "I vill come after a gnome vithout regret!"?

> This sounds like it might be a pun, but I'm not too hot on my vampire
> literature. Any ideas?

No clue on this, but I have to wonder if there should be a correction to
the inconsistent nature of his response to gnomes... unless that was
simply a typo on your part, of course.

-Ken

Paul E Collins

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Jun 16, 2005, 12:12:02 PM6/16/05
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I wrote:

> > [Vlad] says, "I vill come after a gnome without regret!"

Further experimenting reveals that Vlad can actually say this to
anyone, with "gnome" replaced by the appropriate character class. It's
just a general alternative to "vant to suck your blood". Still, my
question stands as to whether it's a parody of something.

"Ken Cuvelier" <kvcfl...@SPAMyahoo.com> wrote:

> Odd. Shouldn't he rather say, "I vill come after a gnome
> vithout regret!"?

Indeed. Perhaps he's just been faking the accent for all those years.

P.


Congressman Thompson

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Jun 16, 2005, 2:35:52 PM6/16/05
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Paul E Collins wrote:
> "Ken Cuvelier" <kvcfl...@SPAMyahoo.com> wrote:
>>Odd. Shouldn't he rather say, "I vill come after a gnome
>>vithout regret!"?
>
> Indeed. Perhaps he's just been faking the accent for all those years.
>

"Of courz I am Vampire. Vy you tink I have this _outrageous_ accent?"

Thompson

david...@rocketmail.com

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Jun 16, 2005, 4:38:19 PM6/16/05
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>Further experimenting reveals that Vlad can actually say this to
>anyone, with "gnome" replaced by the appropriate character class. It's
>just a general alternative to "vant to suck your blood". Still, my
>question stands as to whether it's a parody of something.

Perhaps there are monster types (i.e. not standard character classes)
he von't come after without regret. Perhaps he says something
different to them, or it's a hint to attack him as something he
wouldn't want to bite.

Seems like the hint is a little much, as he's such a pushover anyway...

Just thoughts,
Dave

Philipp Lucas

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Jun 17, 2005, 3:20:26 AM6/17/05
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On Thu, 16 Jun 2005, Ken Cuvelier wrote:

> #chatting to Vlad the Impaler usually elicits, "I vant to suck your
> blood!" Today I noticed that he responds differently if your character
> is a gnome. He says, "I vill come after a gnome without regret!"

For other interesting responses, chat with him as a baby silver dragon,
vampire lord or shrieker.

--
Philipp Lucas
phl...@online-club.de

Ian Stirling

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Jun 17, 2005, 9:12:01 AM6/17/05
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Paul E Collins <find_my_re...@cl4.org> wrote:
> I wrote:
>
>> > [Vlad] says, "I vill come after a gnome without regret!"
>
> Further experimenting reveals that Vlad can actually say this to
> anyone, with "gnome" replaced by the appropriate character class. It's
> just a general alternative to "vant to suck your blood". Still, my
> question stands as to whether it's a parody of something.

Is sounds that way to me too.
A quick (well, extended) google seems to indicate not.
"come after"/"without regret" vlad impaler
"come after" "without regret"
and similar search strings seem to go nowhere.
Neither does grepping the various vampire books I have here.

I think it's from a film.

Boudewijn Waijers

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Jun 17, 2005, 10:30:21 AM6/17/05
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From the source:

"I vant to suck your %s!",
"I vill come after %s without regret!",
/* other famous vampire quotes can follow here if desired */

> I think it's from a film.

Well, the source calls them "famous vampire quotes", but there's no
indication where they would be from...

--
Boudewijn.

The garden of happiness is surrounded by a wall so low only children
can look over it. - "the Orphanage of Hits", former Dutch radio show.

david...@rocketmail.com

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Jun 17, 2005, 11:25:29 AM6/17/05
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>A quick (well, extended) google seems to indicate not.
>"come after"/"without regret" vlad impaler
>"come after" "without regret"
>and similar search strings seem to go nowhere.
>Neither does grepping the various vampire books I have here.
>
>I think it's from a film.

A search of

vampire "without regret"

reveals a couple of quasi-related quotes from the movie Interview with
the Vampire...

Lestat: Evil is a point of view. We are immortal. And what we have
before us are the rich feasts that conscience cannot appreciate and
mortal men cannot know without regret

and

Armand: They had fogotten the first lesson, that we are to be powerful,
beautiful, and without regret.
Louis: And you can teach me this?
Armand: Yes.
Louis: To be without regret?
Armand: Yes.
Louis: Then what a pair we could make, but what if it's a lesson I
don't care to learn.
Armand: What do you mean?
Louis: What if all I have is my suffering, my regret?
Armand: Don't you want to lose it?
Louis: Why? So you can have that too?! The heart that mourns her, her
that you burnt to a cinder.
Armand: Louis, I swear that I...
Louis: Ah, but I know you did. I know. You who regrets nothing, you who
feels nothing, if that's all I have left to learn, I can do that on my
own...and as much as your invitation may appeal to me, I *regretfully*
decline.

Which implies that at least Anne Rice has used this "without regret" as
a theme in vampire literature...

Dave

Benjamin Lewis

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Jun 17, 2005, 12:07:27 PM6/17/05
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Boudewijn Waijers wrote:

> Ian Stirling wrote:
>> Paul E Collins <find_my_re...@cl4.org> wrote:
>>> I wrote:
>
>> A quick (well, extended) google seems to indicate not.
>> "come after"/"without regret" vlad impaler
>> "come after" "without regret"
>> and similar search strings seem to go nowhere.
>> Neither does grepping the various vampire books I have here.
>
> From the source:
>
> "I vant to suck your %s!",

He wants to suck my comestibles? I don't think so, I want to eat those
later.

--
Benjamin Lewis

Seeing is deceiving. It's eating that's believing.
-- James Thurber

Jakob Creutzig

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Jun 20, 2005, 7:40:24 AM6/20/05
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"Paul E Collins" <find_my_re...@CL4.org> writes:

> I wrote:
>
> > > [Vlad] says, "I vill come after a gnome without regret!"
>
> Further experimenting reveals that Vlad can actually say this to
> anyone, with "gnome" replaced by the appropriate character class. It's
> just a general alternative to "vant to suck your blood". Still, my
> question stands as to whether it's a parody of something.

The code states that further famous vampire quotes may be added,
hence I suspect it's a famous quote we simply don't know due to
our lack of education in the media sciences.

Best,
Jakob

Yashichi

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Jun 20, 2005, 1:07:37 PM6/20/05
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On Mon, 20 Jun 2005 13:40:24 +0200, Jakob Creutzig wrote:

> "Paul E Collins" <find_my_re...@CL4.org> writes:
>
>> I wrote:
>>
>> > > [Vlad] says, "I vill come after a gnome without regret!"
>

> The code states that further famous vampire quotes may be added, hence I
> suspect it's a famous quote we simply don't know due to our lack of
> education in the media sciences.

But where there is doubt, there is also IMDB quote search.

# Interview with the Vampire: The Vampire Chronicles (1994)

Armand: They had forgotten the first lesson, that we are to be


powerful, beautiful, and without regret.

# Interview with the Vampire: The Vampire Chronicles (1994)

Louis: To be without regret?


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of people who may have loyalties to an enemy nation. We are protecting
ourselves without violating the principles of Christian decency."
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