So I got my bottle up and popped down to lv 99 to see what Sauron was
all about.
My plan was to give him a good probing with my staff of Olorin and see
how tough he is.
He didn't look that scary so we started trading spells.
Then he did a special summon, so I checked out what reinforcements
he'd called.
Lich, not scary
Elder Vampire, ok
The Tarrasque, uh oh
Sauron, no surprise
Barry White, what!?
I had to go back and read it again. I seriously thought for a moment
that I was about to get slapped about by the Walrus of Love. Luckily
it was only a Barrow Wight.
Phil.