On Nov 28, 7:09 am, "Sgt. Rutters' Only Darts Club Banned"
<laugh...@u.kook> wrote:
> Nadegda <nad318b...@gmail.invalid> wrote:
> > On Wed, 28 Nov 2012 03:56:54 +0000, Sgt. Rutters' Only Darts Club Banned
> > wrote:
>
> >> AUK's July Kook Of The Month, Paul G. Derbyshire AKA kensi
> >> <kensi_kensing...@zoonoses.invalid> wrote:
>
> >>> On 22/11/2012 11:58 PM, Bit Rot wrote:
> >>>> from hu flung Durrrby dung <inva...@invalid.invalid>:
> >>>>> PffffffT. Kids these days think they know everything. From where I'm
> >>>>> sitting you're nearly as much a clueless newbie as Gweggie is.
>
> >>>> Yer sitting in Pembroke Paula, so from where I'm sitting
> >>>> you
> >>>> look
> >>>> spanked.
>
> >>> Nice hallucination, ko0ky. But you've been spanked over this particular
> >>> bit of paranoid retardation already.
>
> >>>
http://tinyurl.com/cdd6owp<SLAP>
>
> >> But Paul, that links to your extremely poor and retarded frogery of
> >> Kadaicha Man, y<SLAP!>
>
> > The k'lame was that someone was forging K-Man and copying previous K-Man
> > attribution lines. It seems that kensi<SPANK>
>
> Why do you speak about yourself in the third person. you stupid cunt?
She isn't, you stupid cunt.
> > Your response to that being just to foam on and throw more
> > unsubstantiated Derbyshire k'lames around without actually addressing the
> > point kensi<SPANK>
>
> Why do you speak about yourself in the third person. you stupid cunt?
She isn't, you stupid cunt.
> >> NNTP-Posting-Host:
Y6Be63YIL350yrcGRaeVFQ.user.speranza.aioe.org
>
> > A meaningless string of alphanumeric symbols that, at most, links
> > together a handful of nyms that posted to a few newsgroups over the
> > holidays<SPANK>
>
> Admission noted, you stupid cunt
What admission? She said "at most". She has no idea who those people
are. She can't rule out the possibility of a single sockpuppeteer, any
more than she can prove that they WERE one. There simply is
insufficient evidence, since that IP may be a dynamic one.
> - since all those nyms are your socks
> which you used to post over the holidays.
Assuming what you set out to prove now? How kooky of you. Just as we
expect, of course.
> > And, of course, you've also k'lamed that Derbyshire resets his modem
> > whenever he changes nym<SPANK>
>
> I did not make any such claim - or is that your retarded interpretation
> of what was actually written, you stupid cunt? Prove it. Cite and quote.
Don't bother, Nadegda -- I've got this one.
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| Subject: Re: Proof that Paul G. Derbyshire is insane (was Re:
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| Date: Thu, 23 Aug 2012 05:37:21 +0000 (UTC)
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| After July 21 2012, when I spanked you, Paul G. Derbyshite, you
began
| resetting your modem several times a day.
SPNAK!
Or are you going to KLAME that that wasn't you, despite OBVIOUSLY
being that post's author's sock puppet, KOOK?
> (Oh, my; when Paul Derbyshire is told to cite the exact text and the
> MID of where he k'laims something was written by me that he knows never was,
> he runs away to
rec.arts.tv, forges Republicans, and socks up on
aioe.org
> and mixmin for several days until he thinks of a way to lie his way out of
> the hole).
This post is then further evidence that I am NOT Paul Derbyshire then,
isn't it, kooky?
<cackle>
That'd've been a Cody nom for you, kook, if you hadn't already been
nominated for this month, by the way.
You've GOTTA be hurting from all those self-inflicted gunshot wounds
to the feet by NOW, surely? That's why you take period long leaves of
absence before, eventually, your obsession compels you to return to
screed about Derbyshire some more.
Though your meltdown over the past week has been a record-setting one
-- you're edging into Murphy territory there, kooky, and where did
that get HIM?
> > So if any *one* of those posts with that posting-
> > host actually *is* Derbyshire|<SPANK>
>
> So you're admitting Derbyshire used that host? Noted, you stupid cunt.
Got problems comprehending the meaning of the word "if", you fucking
imbecile?
> > And of course the K-Man post you allege is a Derbyshire forgery
>
> IS a Derbyshire FROGery, you stupid cunt.
Without some sort of proof, it's just an allegation no matter HOW many
times you repeat it, you stupid cunt.
> > then has
> > only a 5% or so chance of actually being the one by Derbyshire if we
>
> Who is 'we', Paul? All of your dysfunctional personalities, or only the
> furry ones that like fudge?
So, you're still having difficulties comprehending two-letter words,
KOOK?
> <aside>
>
> Spanking this clueproof fuckwit is getting very boring.
Aww. Preparing the ground for your exit strategy and next flounce so
soon? And we were just getting you to a triple-digit-screedbomb-level
lather, too!
> I need
> some guidance from a True Flame Warrior to respond further.
Well, as a True Flame Warrior, perhaps I can help you.
.
.
.
After some analysis, I've concluded that your options, as I see them,
are as follows:
A) Realize that you have repeatedly been PROVED WRONG about your
Derbyshire klames and admit it, then slink away in embarrassment at
having been such a douche.
B) Take some remedial English lessons until you've mastered, at the
VERY least, the two-letter words, and then take another shot at
proving your kooky klames. That oughta be good for a few laughs.
C) STAMP your widdle feet, INSIST that everyone that's against you
must be a Derbyshire sock no matter WHAT the evidence actually says,
and MELT DOWN, then go NUCLEAR in your acceptance speech when you WIN
more kook awards, for FUCK'S sake. Don't forget to crosspost
everything all over Usenet, so the whole world gets to see what a real
live lunatic looks like!
D) FUCK OFF.
Needless to say, the Tetrarchy's preference is for you to choose C).
That is also, as it just so happens, the Tetrarchy's PREDICTION of
your response.
<cackle>
Kook.
> <back to The Derbyshire Foam Fest, with some Dweebyisms added>
Oh, goody, so we of the Tetrarchy can take this as your promise to
continue your Derbyshire Foam Fest after all?
I'll warm up the popcorn maker. Phoenix, fetch the pointy sticks.
Nadegda, get ready to prove this kook wrong about something --
anything -- and meanwhile kensi can do some more things like the Alex
Trebek joke that will spin you up to 10,000 RPM. With any luck we can
keep you spewing and frothing clear through Christmas and then nail
you with another Rubber Turkey nomination and a dozen or so other kook
awards!
<cackle>
> > *grant* your [insult deleted]
>
> All of the nasty things I say about you are indeed true, you stupid cunt
>
> (Hey, this could be funny!)
>
> > posts is by Derbyshire. So unless you have some actual *evidence* that
> > Derbyshire authored the K-Man post (and, obviously, also that K-Man
> > wasn't Derbyshire *all along* <cue kook heads
>
> No, you have the kook head.
>
> I don't respond well to threats. I am correcting you when I quote and respond
> as I did above. That you don't understand this is just further evidence that
> your IQ is abysmal.
>
> <chortle>
>
> > exploding at that
> > possibility>) then you're pretty much sunk.
>
> No, your head is exploding and you are sunk.
>
> All of the nasty things I say about you are indeed true, you stupid cunt
>
> <tee hee>
Nice froth, KOOK!
> > And, of course, if the K-Man post is by Derbyshire, and Derbyshire resets
> > his modem constantly, that exonerates Highway to Hell, doesn't it?
>
> Paul, 'Highway to Hell' is your sock, you stupid cunt.
Prove that a) Nadegda is "Paul" and b) Highway to Hell is "Paul", you
stupid cunt.
> I am correcting you when I quote and respond as I did above. That you don't
> understand this is just further evidence that your IQ is abysmal.
>
> All of the nasty things I say about you are indeed true, you stupid cunt
>
> <chortle>
You starting to melt down in earnest already? Oh good. But the
popcorn's not quite ready yet. Hold off on venting from your main
containment vessel until it's done, mmkay?
Wow, now that's quite some froth from you! Too bad you've already been
nominated for Drama Queen for this month. You'll just have to put on
an encore performance after Nov. 30.
Which shouldn't be too difficult to arrange.
<cackle>
Boxed in by Nadegda's logic, you've decided to screed your way out of
your failhole in a MOST spectacularly kooky manner. Oh, and the way
you screwed up your "evidence" to the point that Nadegda made it
impossible for you to avoid proving most of your other accusations
wrong if you ever managed to prove a single one of them right?
Priceless! Another Cody-worthy fuckup of yours, and another Thor-
worthy smackdown of hers. I am in awe of that woman.
> >> SSSSSsssssssssssSPANK!>
>
> Oh, great! More merit awards for Spanking Paul G. Derbyshire!
The Cody is not a merit award, you fucking dolt.
> > This account has been banned because it violated the Google Groups
> > Terms of Use
> > [ ]= Bad Tacos Award
> > [ ]= Busted Urinal Award
> > [ ]= Drama Queen Award
> > [ ]= Emmett Gulley Obsesso Award
> > [ ]= Loony Maroon Award
> > [ ]= Rajesh KOOKrappali Premature Ejaculation Award
> > [ ]= Rubber Turkey Award
> > [ ]= Sheldon K00ker Compulsive Behavior Award
> > [ ]= Special Ops Cody Memorial Purple Heart
>
> > In a few more days those boxes will all have +s in them, and a month
> > after that, I expect them to all have positive numbers in them.
>
> Since your socks fill them in, that's hardly any surprise, you stupid cunt.
MORE of assuming what you are to prove? SPANK. You stupid retard.
<cackle>
> > Yep, you are indeed *winning*, for fuck's sake!
>
> Y<SLAP!>
Encore! ENCORE! And next time, more newsgroups! I INSIST that you melt
down in at LEAST eight froups next time!
<cackle>