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Nov 27, 2012, 3:08:27 AM11/27/12
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AUK's July Kook Of The Month, Paul G. Derbyshire AKA Nadegda
<nad31...@gmail.invalid> wrote:

> On Tue, 27 Nov 2012 00:34:19 -0600, The Drunken Kook Masquerading As Ex-
> FNVW (aka Fred Hall) lied:
>
>> On Tue, 27 Nov 2012 05:45:59 +0000 (UTC), Nadegda Derbyshire
>> <nad31...@gmail.invalid> wrote:
>>> WHERE THE FUCK IS STARGATE? THAT'S TWO IN A ROW MISSING, FRIDAY'S AND
>>> TODAY'S!
>>>
>>> SOMEONE FUCKING FIX THIS MESS.
>>>
>>> WE, THE VIEWERS WITHOUT WHOM YOU'D HAVE NO REVENUES, HOLD THESE TRUTHS
>>> TO BE SELF-EVIDENT: THAT ALL VIEWERS ARE CREATED EQUAL AND HAVE CERTAIN
>>> INALIENABLE RIGHTS, INCLUDING THE RIGHT TO UNDILUTED SPECIALTY CONTENT,
>>> REGULARITY AND PREDICTABILITY OF SCHEDULING, AND THE ABSENCE OF
>>> DECEPTIVE ADS.
>>>
>>> SOMEONE MAKE SURE THEY GET THE FUCKING MESSAGE, PREFERABLY BEFORE I
>>> BLOW MY STACK AND THROW MY FUCKING TV OUT THE FUCKING WINDOW, THEN GO
>>> JOIN SOME MONASTERY IN FUCKING TIBET!
>>
>> Boy Howdy!
>
> Please post the MID for an article with the above text, a From: handle of
> "Nadegda Derbyshire", and a Date: header of Tue, 27 Nov 2012 05:45:59
> +0000 (UTC), to back up your k'lame to have accurately quoted and
> attributed such an article, or else retract that k'lame, kook.

Right after you answer MID <64eo78....@news.alt.net>, you stupid cunt.

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Nov 27, 2012, 11:17:27 PM11/27/12
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AUK's July Kook Of The Month, Paul G. Derbyshire AKA Nadegda
<nad31...@gmail.invalid> wrote:

> On Tue, 27 Nov 2012 04:03:13 -0600, FNVW Fred Hall wrote:

>> Aren't you posting in Andy's time slot, Paul?
>
> We<SPANK>

<16 lines of denial screed, amounting to 'yes'>

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Nov 28, 2012, 1:52:23 AM11/28/12
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AUK's July Kook Of The Month, Paul G. Derbyshire AKA Al3x Treb3k
<tr3...@games.ca> wrote:

Another sockpuppet of Paul Derbyshire - did the Barmy Army march on his head?


From: Al3x Treb3k <tr3...@games.ca>
Newsgroups: alt.usenet.kooks
Subject: Re: Tom (not too) Swift Sr; Clueless Newbie of the Month nominee, on "auto-fellatio"
Date: Wed, 28 Nov 2012 00:41:12 -0500
Organization: Je0pardy!
Lines: 27
Message-ID: <k9485p$n7$1...@speranza.aioe.org>
NNTP-Posting-Host: KI6hjV+yZOdlNcbsECeSXA.user.speranza.aioe.org
^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^

From: kensi <kensi_ke...@zoonoses.invalid>
Newsgroups: alt.checkmate,alt.usenet.kooks,misc.legal
Subject: Re: NOMINATION: Chumpy for a Rubber Turkey (was Re: NOMINATION: K Wills for Unabomber Surprise (was Re: NOMINATION: Gary L. Burnore for Loony Maroon (was Re: NOMINATION: Moronic Murphy for CNotM (was Re: NOMINATION: Chimpy Checkmate for CNotM))))
Date: Wed, 28 Nov 2012 00:34:12 -0500
Organization: Aioe.org NNTP Server
Lines: 21
Message-ID: <k947ol$vol$1...@speranza.aioe.org>
NNTP-Posting-Host: KI6hjV+yZOdlNcbsECeSXA.user.speranza.aioe.org
^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^

SPANK!

What kind of cunt are you, Paul?

A stupid one, perhaps?

Checkmate

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Nov 28, 2012, 3:42:19 AM11/28/12
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Checkmate!
"I'll take 'stupid cunts' for $500, Al3x."


BWAHAHAHAHAHA and a SPANKY-SPANKY!

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for you. I can't wait to piss on your grave."

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_____________________________________________________________________

"Did... did you just tell someone to attempt to ROT-13 *numbers*, you
Clueless Newbie of the Month candidate?"

Paul Derbyshire, socked-up as [tor] Phoenix

Message-ID: <k3ae35$prb$1...@news.mixmin.net>
_____________________________________________________________________

"Nov. 1 can't come quickly enough for me. I really, REALLY want to put
that little + in the box for your Creepy Candy Coating on the ballot,
so badly my hand is twitching. And I'm sorely tempted to rustle up a
couple dozen sockpuppets and stuff the ballot box just to make
absolutely sure you "win" it, you fucking lech!"

Paul Derbyshire, socked up as Andrew Wilson

Message-ID: <9870030e-6c49-4f16-af9e-
070a57...@g18g2000vbf.googlegroups.com>
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"You can sit there all you want and spit out all the denial you can
muster, it still doesn't change the fact that you are the current
king shit of the puppeteers in this group."

-Ragnar
_____________________________________________________________________

"You have got to be the biggest butt fucking moron in this place.
You use socks and then admit to it? What the fuck is the point?"

-Ragnar, socked-up as "Wildhare"
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Nov 28, 2012, 5:15:03 AM11/28/12
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On Nov 28, 6:52 am, "Sgt. Rutters' Only Darts Club Banned"
<laugh...@u.kook> wrote:
> AUK's July Kook Of The Month, Paul G. Derbyshire  AKA Al3x Treb3k
>
> <tr3...@games.ca> wrote:
>
> Another sockpuppet of Paul Derbyshire - did the Barmy Army march on his head?
>
> From: Al3x Treb3k <tr3...@games.ca>
> Newsgroups: alt.usenet.kooks
> Subject: Re: Tom (not too) Swift Sr; Clueless Newbie of the Month nominee, on "auto-fellatio"
> Date: Wed, 28 Nov 2012 00:41:12 -0500
> Organization: Je0pardy!
> Lines: 27
> Message-ID: <k9485p$n7$1...@speranza.aioe.org>
> NNTP-Posting-Host: KI6hjV+yZOdlNcbsECeSXA.user.speranza.aioe.org
> ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
>
> From: kensi <kensi_kensing...@zoonoses.invalid>
> Newsgroups: alt.checkmate,alt.usenet.kooks,misc.legal
> Subject: Re: NOMINATION: Chumpy for a Rubber Turkey (was Re: NOMINATION: K Wills for Unabomber Surprise (was Re: NOMINATION: Gary L. Burnore for Loony Maroon (was Re: NOMINATION: Moronic Murphy for CNotM (was Re: NOMINATION: Chimpy Checkmate for CNotM))))
> Date: Wed, 28 Nov 2012 00:34:12 -0500
> Organization: Aioe.org NNTP Server
> Lines: 21
> Message-ID: <k947ol$vol$1...@speranza.aioe.org>
> NNTP-Posting-Host: KI6hjV+yZOdlNcbsECeSXA.user.speranza.aioe.org
> ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
>
> SPANK!
>
> What kind of cunt are you, Paul?
>
> A stupid one, perhaps?

That post also has kensi's sig on it. It's pretty clear she had no
intention whatsoever of hiding that it was her, which makes yours the
autospank, KOOK, for erroneously claiming otherwise! Boy, it doesn't
take much to get you to screech and screed, and we of the Tetrarchy
have gotten VERY good at spinning you like a top. I mean just LOOK at
the kooky list of added newsgroups you crossposted to in some sort of
kooky squeal for attention. Do you ever wonder why nobody but the
Tetrarchy (and, infrequently, a few of your fellow kooks) ever follows
up to your rants?

BECAUSE EVERYONE ELSE IN THE WORLD HAS YOU KILLFILED, YOU CLUELESS
TWIT!

At least you, unlike some kooks <cough>Murphy<cough>, do them the
courtesy of not morphing your stupid phony email address, so you don't
worm out of the killfiles. Including those of the whole servers that
reportedly dump your articles on sight. (Though Google and Mixmin are
clearly not among them.)

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Dec 1, 2012, 10:23:50 PM12/1/12
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AUK's July Kook Of The Month, Paul G. Derbyshire AKA Nadegda
<nad31...@gmail.invalid> wrote:

> On Fri, 30 Nov 2012 11:41:38 -0600, The FNVW (aka Fred Hall) wrote:
>
>> On Wed, 28 Nov 2012 04:06:00 +0000 (UTC), Nadegda Derbyshire
>> <nad31...@gmail.invalid> wrote:

> You<SLAP!>

Are a stupid cunt, Paul.

>>>pissbum living in a trailer
>>> WHERE THE FUCK IS STARGATE? THAT'S TWO IN A ROW MISSING, FRIDAY'S AND
>>> TODAY'S!
>>>
>>> SOMEONE FUCKING FIX THIS MESS.
>>>
>>> WE, THE VIEWERS WITHOUT WHOM YOU'D HAVE NO REVENUES, HOLD THESE TRUTHS
>>> TO BE SELF-EVIDENT: THAT ALL VIEWERS ARE CREATED EQUAL AND HAVE CERTAIN
>>> INALIENABLE RIGHTS, INCLUDING THE RIGHT TO UNDILUTED SPECIALTY CONTENT,
>>> REGULARITY AND PREDICTABILITY OF SCHEDULING, AND THE ABSENCE OF
>>> DECEPTIVE ADS.
>>>
>>> SOMEONE MAKE SURE THEY GET THE FUCKING MESSAGE, PREFERABLY BEFORE I
>>> BLOW MY STACK AND THROW MY FUCKING TV OUT THE FUCKING WINDOW, THEN GO
>>> JOIN SOME MONASTERY IN FUCKING TIBET!
>>
>> Jesus, Paul, do you always melt down over television programs?
>
> [Note: I am treating all of the above text that wasn't in my post as
> Fred's<SPANK>

Why do you deny your own posts, Paul Derbyshire?

MID: <36e29883-f8ea-44de...@79g2000hsk.googlegroups.com>
http://al.howardknight.net/msgid.cgi?ID=135433022100

SPANK!

Forged any other posters lately, you stupid cunt?

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Dec 1, 2012, 10:38:58 PM12/1/12
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At 5:15:03 AM on 28 Nov 2012, AUK's July Kook Of The Month, Paul G. Derbyshire AKA
> That post also has my kensi sockpuppet's sig on it.

Which makes you look even more stupid, Paul (I edited the above for you, kook).

> It's pretty clear she<SLAP!>

Is your sockpuppet, Paul. Your auto-SPANK worried you so much that you
were still screeding your insane and unbelievable back pedals at 5:15 AM
- and beyond - while I was peacefully sleeping.

(Inside, outside)
Leave it alone
(Inside, outside)
Pembroke's his home
(Inside, outside)
Where has Paul been -
Out of his brain until 5:15

<chortle>

I've snipped the rest of your poorly-formatted screed here because you are
a stupid, dishonest, net-abusing cunt and it's unworthy of any more response.

By the way, Paul - did you have any permission to use the domain 'games.ca'
for your auto-spank?

Your failure to answer and provide evidence will the proof that you didn't.

Checkmate

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Dec 2, 2012, 12:41:40 AM12/2/12
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Checkmate!

Somebody should do a spreadsheet on this guy!




> (Inside, outside)
> Leave it alone
> (Inside, outside)
> Pembroke's his home
> (Inside, outside)
> Where has Paul been -
> Out of his brain until 5:15
>
> <chortle>
>
> I've snipped the rest of your poorly-formatted screed here because you are
> a stupid, dishonest, net-abusing cunt and it's unworthy of any more response.
>
> By the way, Paul - did you have any permission to use the domain 'games.ca'
> for your auto-spank?
>
> Your failure to answer and provide evidence will the proof that you didn't.



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Dec 2, 2012, 12:47:55 AM12/2/12
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On Sat, 1 Dec 2012 21:41:40 -0800, Checkmate <Lunati...@The.Edge>
wrote:
FFS! What happened to that kook who did a spreadsheet on you?


>
>
>
>
>> (Inside, outside)
>> Leave it alone
>> (Inside, outside)
>> Pembroke's his home
>> (Inside, outside)
>> Where has Paul been -
>> Out of his brain until 5:15
>>
>> <chortle>
>>
>> I've snipped the rest of your poorly-formatted screed here because you are
>> a stupid, dishonest, net-abusing cunt and it's unworthy of any more response.
>>
>> By the way, Paul - did you have any permission to use the domain 'games.ca'
>> for your auto-spank?
>>
>> Your failure to answer and provide evidence will the proof that you didn't.

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Checkmate

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Checkmate!

The last I heard, he was staying up screeding all night long. I'll bet
he's spending more time posting now than I do... I'd call that a meltdown.
I feel sorry for his rilly hawt wife and his six kids. He must be
neglecting them to feed his Usenet obsession, and who's going to look
after that giant real estate empire?

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Dec 4, 2012, 12:32:29 AM12/4/12
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AUK's July Kook Of The Month, Paul G. Derbyshire AKA Nadegda
<nad31...@gmail.invalid> wrote:

> On Sat, 01 Dec 2012 00:03:20 -0600, The FNVW (aka Fred Hall) wrote:
>
>> On Sat, 1 Dec 2012 02:25:11 +0000 (UTC), Nadegda
>> <nad31...@gmail.invalid> wrote:
>>
>>>[Note: I am treating all of the above text that wasn't in my post
>>
>> You wrote what I quoted,
>
> Did not<SLAP!>

Why do you keep denying your own posts, Paul Derbyshire?

MID: <36e29883-f8ea-44de...@79g2000hsk.googlegroups.com>
http://al.howardknight.net/msgid.cgi?ID=135433022100

SPANK!

Forged any other more posters lately, you stupid cunt?

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Winner of multiple fake awards from serial Usenet kook Paul G. Derbyshire
Derbyshire gets tarred and feathered - <5smbjh....@news.alt.net>

Why does the net abuser forge blind people?
See his forgery at http://al.howardknight.net/msgid.cgi?ID=135428594100
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