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c...@provide.net

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Aug 22, 2005, 6:42:53 PM8/22/05
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The following pictures was taken while filming some
footing for an upcoming System11 TOP video. Contest:
"Why is Shaggy so surprized?" Post your answers here.
Winner(s) will be notified by email with your prize.
http://www.pinrepair.com/temp/shagsurprize2.jpg

Karl

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Aug 22, 2005, 6:46:18 PM8/22/05
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He is Suprised because Saphire finaly showed them boobies!!!?

Thanks for all you do to help the pinball world fine sir.

Have fun, Karl.

Lloyd Olson

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Aug 22, 2005, 6:48:32 PM8/22/05
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He never saw boobs before. LTG :)

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John P. Dayhuff

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Aug 22, 2005, 6:51:34 PM8/22/05
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Because he just found out that Norm is a He-She......??

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Richard Young Sr.

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Aug 22, 2005, 7:02:21 PM8/22/05
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The WhirlWind had here spinning so fast it looked like she had three...

Manic

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> He never saw boobs before. LTG :)

LOL - ouch ;-)

Mrhide

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Aug 22, 2005, 7:01:28 PM8/22/05
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Wind blow her top off ?

Paul

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Aug 22, 2005, 7:04:58 PM8/22/05
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P'raps he was pissed because scotty was beaming her up....

the revenge of ST :)

CraigC -Chicago-

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Aug 22, 2005, 7:08:23 PM8/22/05
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lost a game of strip zen pinball when his partner accidentaly went for
the magnasave on whirlwind?

-c

Koz Pinlicious

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Aug 22, 2005, 7:09:15 PM8/22/05
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...because her knockers were not wired properly, so that when Shaggy
did a solenoid test he forgot to let go and got the shock of his life.
Thank Goodness he wasn't testing them with his METER! :-P)

Pinlicious ( ...there is no spoon.)

Atari_2600

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Aug 22, 2005, 7:17:20 PM8/22/05
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He was suprised to learn of the existance of a system 11DD.


Ron Donohue

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Aug 22, 2005, 7:19:30 PM8/22/05
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He was blown away by an opportunity to combine his hobbies and sadly,
prematurely mirror glazed his balls.

Ron

Ron Donohue

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Aug 22, 2005, 7:46:25 PM8/22/05
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The Lnog Version of my answer:


He was always hoping to meet a beauty and get a chnace to put his Grand
Lizard in her Gold Mine at High Speed and drive her like the Road Kings
do. He longed to demonstrate his ability to thrust like an F-14 Tomcat
to set her on Fire. He was no Millionaire, so he could not usually
afford to go into the Fire Champagne Edition private dance area, and
typically had to pummel the Pinbot at home alone.

When they could scrape together the money for some loving and need it
Bad, Cats like him would make a Banzai Run down to the local club,
"BigGuns" where he would dress up and pretend to be the Black Knight
2000. He whirled in like a Cyclone and thought he would be an
Earthshaker, but he was no match for the group thrills offered by
mistress Elvira and the Party Monsters. In the Game Show of love, he
thought of himself as an ace, but the ladies placed him among the
Jokerz!, only good for a little Mousin' Around!. He was there one day
when the Police Force raided the place and filled up a police temporary
Space Station house with other johns who had failed to release the pent
up energy in their Swords of Fury. He got released, but did not have
the money for a Taxi, and had to call in a favor from a professional
driver known as Transporter, the Rescue who took him away from the
Whilrwind of activity back to his humble abode.

He got home and watched cartoon porn classic "Bugs Bunny's Birthday
Ball." That only got him more frustrated, so he went to the local
Diner where he sat next to his Dr.. "Dude", he said, "I've had a
really bad day". The Doctor nodded his head sympathetically, and
replied "I know what you mean, I just got cleaned out by some Pool
Sharks playing a Radical! new type of pool. I'm no Riverboat Gambler,
but I thought I had a chance. But once they put on the skates, it was
clear I had no chance in the Rollergames." Shaggy nodded his head
sagely, finished his meal and went home where he was surprised by a
lovely young thing. The events of the day had apperently been just too
much for him, and he was blown away by an opportunity to combine his
hobbies and sadly, ended up prematurely mirror glazing his own balls.
Imagine his surprise!

bogart

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Aug 22, 2005, 7:53:55 PM8/22/05
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Because Sapphire was set for Vibrate! When she "went off" he got the
shock of his life!

bogart
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Coin-Op Cauldron (Clive)

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Aug 22, 2005, 8:17:35 PM8/22/05
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"Missing Balls" ;-)

Clive

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Coin-Op Cauldron (Clive)

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Aug 22, 2005, 8:19:04 PM8/22/05
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"Biggest fish I ever seeeeeeeeeen."

Keith Stelter

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Aug 22, 2005, 8:32:02 PM8/22/05
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Shaggy is so surprised because his MOMMA usually goes BOTTOMLESS in addition
to topless when she plays pinball!
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tktlwyr

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Aug 22, 2005, 8:33:15 PM8/22/05
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LOOK AT THOSE FLIPPERS! :)

David Paz

Rather Play Pinball

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Aug 22, 2005, 9:03:16 PM8/22/05
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Because the playfield didn't need shopping...


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Rather Play Pinball

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Aug 22, 2005, 9:04:19 PM8/22/05
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Found a sign that declared "For Amusement Only"


Nwojedi

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Aug 22, 2005, 9:10:18 PM8/22/05
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Cuz she's wearing last months pair of his underwear, before they hit
the wash.

Ceegary

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Aug 22, 2005, 9:11:48 PM8/22/05
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Because the fan wasn't the only thing whirling in the wind.

GRY

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John Pursglove

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Aug 22, 2005, 9:16:33 PM8/22/05
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The Wirlwind blew Saphire's shirt right off. After Norm souped up the
Whirlwind fan with a leaf blower motor. Thanks for continuing to work
on the TOP videos. I'm sure it takes alot of time!

John Pursglove
www.southjerseypinball.com

JDix

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Aug 22, 2005, 9:17:10 PM8/22/05
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Because the Whirlwind just mid game reset despite the fact he had just
changed the Bridge Rectifiers

; P

DerekC

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Aug 22, 2005, 9:21:39 PM8/22/05
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Because the breeze off the whirlwind caused her pop bumpers too...
well, pop! ;)

abc123...@iquest.net

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Aug 22, 2005, 9:21:51 PM8/22/05
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Because Saphire was armed with a can of WD-40 as was demanding that she use it
for "lubrication"...

Jeff Giesting

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chuckster

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Aug 22, 2005, 9:35:45 PM8/22/05
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He is suprised that his BONER won the tournament and got the "highest
score to date" while he looked at a pair of hooters. She can't believe
her eyes that Tommy Lee now has competition.

TheKorn

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Aug 22, 2005, 9:52:09 PM8/22/05
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c...@provide.net wrote in news:1124750573.000511.299250
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> The following pictures was taken while filming some
> footing for an upcoming System11 TOP video. Contest:
> "Why is Shaggy so surprized?" Post your answers here.
> Winner(s) will be notified by email with your prize.
> http://www.pinrepair.com/temp/shagsurprize2.jpg

Because, for once, Shaggy came across something labeled "for amusement
only" that was clean, waxed, and had recently changed rubbers!

Taxman

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Aug 22, 2005, 9:56:21 PM8/22/05
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He learned two things.

1) Not everything can be set to free play

2) An extra ball is not always a good thing


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johninc

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Aug 22, 2005, 10:35:08 PM8/22/05
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c...@provide.net wrote in news:1124750573.000511.299250
@g49g2000cwa.googlegroups.com:

> The following pictures was taken while filming some


> footing for an upcoming System11 TOP video. Contest:
> "Why is Shaggy so surprized?" Post your answers here.
> Winner(s) will be notified by email with your prize.
> http://www.pinrepair.com/temp/shagsurprize2.jpg
>

Because there was a flipper where he was expecting a coin slot?

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inc

Rockola

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Aug 22, 2005, 10:44:25 PM8/22/05
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Navin Johnson finally figured out what his "special purpose" was for.

zTim

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Aug 22, 2005, 10:49:17 PM8/22/05
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Sapphire: I'll show you how to peel some mylar...

mad

Marvin G.

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Aug 22, 2005, 10:53:40 PM8/22/05
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On 8/22/05 5:42 PM, in article
1124750573.0...@g49g2000cwa.googlegroups.com, "c...@provide.net"
<c...@provide.net> wrote:

> The following pictures was taken while filming some
> footing for an upcoming System11 TOP video. Contest:
> "Why is Shaggy so surprized?" Post your answers here.
> Winner(s) will be notified by email with your prize.
> http://www.pinrepair.com/temp/shagsurprize2.jpg
>

The special was a third tit.


Marvin G.
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Kenbo

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Aug 22, 2005, 10:42:14 PM8/22/05
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The bumpers are different than any he'd seen before.

Spida

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Aug 22, 2005, 11:28:22 PM8/22/05
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Shaggy was offered to make-out with an extremely hot chick.
However........just as she approached him for the big kiss, the Enterprise
beamed her away. Shaggy, being just a guy from the planet Earth, had never
seen a girl dissolve before his eyes before. ;)


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> Wind blow her top off ?
>

Spida

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kirb

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Aug 23, 2005, 12:05:05 AM8/23/05
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>"Why is Shaggy so surprized?"

He never thought store bought could look that real....

He got more for his $50 than he thought at the curb...

He will never pick up another chick at a rest stop....

Found out why she was fired from hooters...

Will never pick up another stripper in Flint again...

Saw a prison tattoo...

Finally met his mom....

Finally met his dad....

Kirb

Lloyd Olson

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Aug 23, 2005, 12:16:05 AM8/23/05
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LTG :) Was right. Those TOPS tapes are the best bang for your buck in this
hobby. LTG :)

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Eric Schmitt

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Aug 23, 2005, 12:21:32 AM8/23/05
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The playfield glass is staying in place without the lockdown bar.
The cabinet has a hole for another flipper button....Terry is my computer
still screwed up?

--Eric


Mattu

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Aug 23, 2005, 12:37:14 AM8/23/05
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Recovering from the initial shock, Shaggy finally explained to the
entity that her short time on earth would be better spent playing the
TAF behind them instead of the Whirlwind.

Using all his money on buying and shopping out pins, Shaggy had to
resort to calling on spirits to diagnose his nagging sore throat.

Realizing his only contact with a woman was an unfortunate incident
with a Xenon pin, Shaggy decided to call the alternate universe dating
service.

The devil finally pays Shaggy a visit collecting Shaggy's soul he
traded for an original BBB.

Shaggy calls on Scooby and the gang to bust Mr. Wither's attempt to
scare the kids out of the local arcade.

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nomad

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Aug 23, 2005, 2:17:41 AM8/23/05
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He went to "head for the shelter" but couldn't find it!

nomad

harrrrrrr

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Aug 23, 2005, 2:41:26 AM8/23/05
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mmmmm..... good flashback

Steve C

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Aug 23, 2005, 3:37:02 AM8/23/05
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Shaggy is surprised the whirlwind fan could be that strong.

stevebo

milt

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Aug 23, 2005, 4:08:38 AM8/23/05
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c...@provide.net wrote:
> The following pictures was taken while filming some
> footing for an upcoming System11 TOP video. Contest:
> "Why is Shaggy so surprized?" Post your answers here.
> Winner(s) will be notified by email with your prize.
> http://www.pinrepair.com/temp/shagsurprize2.jpg
>

The playfield looked NIB and that was how it was advertised to him on EBay!

Ken S

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Aug 23, 2005, 10:09:17 AM8/23/05
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This Whirlwind cabinet is a rescreen over previous artwork or had been
used previously as a test area for a silkscreen. Shaggy probably sees
naked females appear out of thin air a lot so nothing unusual there.

Ken S

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Aug 23, 2005, 11:01:12 AM8/23/05
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Because usually, when women move that fast around Shaggy, they are
running away...

Del

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Aug 23, 2005, 11:09:16 AM8/23/05
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He couldnt enjoy it because it was in 3-D

mrjm...@yahoo.com

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Aug 23, 2005, 11:29:05 AM8/23/05
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Shaggy is so suprised because.....
he didn't know his mom had a pierced navel.

Rondogg

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Aug 23, 2005, 11:53:58 AM8/23/05
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Yet another suprise in the Container from Amsterdam!

sc...@farrar.com

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Aug 23, 2005, 4:52:23 PM8/23/05
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Ron,
Nice, very creative - that should be made into a movie. Me thinks you
have too much time on your hands ;-)

Or is that your SoF in your hands (LOL)
Later

sc...@farrar.com

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Aug 23, 2005, 4:55:00 PM8/23/05
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LOL!

This thread has definately been one of the funnier ones to come along
in sometime.

You guys have some creative imagination.

E-Hacker

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Aug 23, 2005, 5:23:41 PM8/23/05
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Shaggy was unaware that Cliffy had made a protector for those

Kenbo

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Aug 23, 2005, 6:34:46 PM8/23/05
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On 23 Aug 2005 14:23:41 -0700, "E-Hacker" <ehack...@yahoo.com>
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>Shaggy was unaware that Cliffy had made a protector for those

LOL That's not a protector, that's a chastity belt! And now
Shaggy has to drill the lock.

Craig Tiano

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Aug 23, 2005, 9:48:12 PM8/23/05
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Because, emblazened across her chest, was a tatoo that said...

"Buy Top#2-Hardball in Detroit"

Craig

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