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Frank Furhter
May 25, 2013, 12:37:55 PM5/25/13
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D� Furhter's Lemony Snicket Salsa el Fortunair�
5-6 Large Romas, diced medium to small
3 Large Romas, pureed quickly to a off red froth (dice first)
1/2 Fresh Squeezed Lemon Juice
1/2 cup diced onion (white)
1/4 cup sliced green onion stalks (not the whites)
1/4 cup or more of Chopped Cilantro
1 Large clove of finely minced garlic
Table spoon of Red Chili, the stuff you put on pizza. (could use Pequin
i you like)
Sea Salt (1-2 tablespoons)
Dice up components, put in moderate sized mixing bowl. Use sharp knife,
it makes the world of difference for texture. Mix with two large
spoons, carefully going from the inside edge of the bowl to the center
and not smashing things, rising up and not dropping it. Key here is not
to bruise the components of the salsa. Add the salt to taste, lemon
should be added as well and should be a little awkward at first. It
will mellow overnight and balance with the other components. Add the
chili seeds as well, don't worry they will open up the flavor and mellow
with a day of rest in the fridge.
This is a wonderful pinball party condiment for the fat fucks that
litter the hobby landscape. :) It will give you the shits and giggles
and smack you in the face with good love. It may even help you shed lbs
as its rich in minerals and flavor, and low in calories (use chips that
are low fat). The Frank-in-Loid as SS might even enjoy this should he
still be in business next party time. Remember, keep on that diet bra,
you're looking marvelous.
--
The Frankster, a playfield prankster
Once upon my crank her ballpark shrank.
http://PinWiki.net, Prep-H 4 pinballers.
CARGPB #42 (Its free to join, sign up now!)
5-6 Large Romas, diced medium to small
3 Large Romas, pureed quickly to a off red froth (dice first)
1/2 Fresh Squeezed Lemon Juice
1/2 cup diced onion (white)
1/4 cup sliced green onion stalks (not the whites)
1/4 cup or more of Chopped Cilantro
1 Large clove of finely minced garlic
Table spoon of Red Chili, the stuff you put on pizza. (could use Pequin
i you like)
Sea Salt (1-2 tablespoons)
Dice up components, put in moderate sized mixing bowl. Use sharp knife,
it makes the world of difference for texture. Mix with two large
spoons, carefully going from the inside edge of the bowl to the center
and not smashing things, rising up and not dropping it. Key here is not
to bruise the components of the salsa. Add the salt to taste, lemon
should be added as well and should be a little awkward at first. It
will mellow overnight and balance with the other components. Add the
chili seeds as well, don't worry they will open up the flavor and mellow
with a day of rest in the fridge.
This is a wonderful pinball party condiment for the fat fucks that
litter the hobby landscape. :) It will give you the shits and giggles
and smack you in the face with good love. It may even help you shed lbs
as its rich in minerals and flavor, and low in calories (use chips that
are low fat). The Frank-in-Loid as SS might even enjoy this should he
still be in business next party time. Remember, keep on that diet bra,
you're looking marvelous.
--
The Frankster, a playfield prankster
Once upon my crank her ballpark shrank.
http://PinWiki.net, Prep-H 4 pinballers.
CARGPB #42 (Its free to join, sign up now!)
Williams Ballystern
May 25, 2013, 1:05:53 PM5/25/13
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Frank Furhter.;2076379 Wrote:
> Dá Furhter's Lemony Snicket Salsa el Fortunairé
of the night, Sat morning, Sat afternoon you've been posting. Get
outside and do something with your life Frodd. Pathetic loser.
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Frank Furhter
May 25, 2013, 1:46:52 PM5/25/13
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Williams Ballystern wrote:
> Frank Furhter.;2076379 Wrote:
>> D� Furhter's Lemony Snicket Salsa el Fortunair�
Did you make the salsa and try it out yet? Its quite nice. Try this,
smear it over the tip of your thing oompas would call dwarf, and get
back with us when you find it hidden and buried in the two or three
chunks of tomato.
> Frank Furhter.;2076379 Wrote:
>> D� Furhter's Lemony Snicket Salsa el Fortunair�
smear it over the tip of your thing oompas would call dwarf, and get
back with us when you find it hidden and buried in the two or three
chunks of tomato.
Grojohn
May 25, 2013, 5:14:50 PM5/25/13
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Frank Furhter
May 25, 2013, 5:44:15 PM5/25/13
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