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[ On new year's eve and new years day, FurryMUCK got hit with a virus program.
It copied itself from descriptions of people, so that when you looked at
someone who was infected, you too would be infected. No doubt more posts
will be made to this effect. But now you get to see something totally
different. You will see what went on from the eyes of the people who wrote
the virus itself. ]

[ Note: Yozduk was the name of the character who loaded the virus program
online. Yozduk's comments will be enclosed in {}s, and my comments will
be enclosed in []s. ]

[ First a little background on what this virus did. As stated, the virus
was able to copy itself inside of player descriptions. But... The virus
also copied itself onto exits, so every time someone exited a room or
used an exit linked to a program, they got reinfected if they removed the
protection before. In fact, the virus copied itself onto everything it
could get its hands on. It copied itself into the room description, so
that you would get infected even when you just WALKED INTO a room. It
infected all of the room exits it could, and all of the contents. In
addition to this, it also had a list of all of the exits in the global
environment (for you non-muckers, an exit in the global environment can
be used by ANYONE in the muck ANYWHERE in the muck). It checked every
single exit and tried to infect it if it could. If the virus could get
into globals such as 'say' or 'pose' it could infect the entire set of
connected players. Furry was lucky that this did not happen. Furry was
also graced with a second blessing. The program was set up to rename one
of the global exits to something that would gag almost all commands in
the muck from working. This included commands like @shutdown, which shuts
down the muck, @wall, which is used to give messages to everyone online,
and @name, so that the exit couldn't be removed. However, this fate did not
occur.
No matter. The virus still spread at an alarming rate. If you were
infected, the virus would make a new set of exits on your person which
would override many of the global exits. These exits were say, pose,
whisper, page, and spoof; the only ways of getting messages out (aside
from @wall, which only wizards can do). The exits were linked to copies
of the say, pose, page, whisper, and spoof programs that furry used.
The only differece was this small patch. If the time was 11:58 pm or
later, when you tried to output a message, YOU would see it but everyone
ELSE who was supposed to see it would not. In effect, people would think
that everyone was ignoring them.
There was one more patch, however. It logged all messages that the
person who used the program saw. And here is the log file. Remember!
All messages enclosed in []s are comments by me, and all messages enclosed
in {}s are comments by Yozduk! ]

{ Well, I guess that pretty much sums it all up for us. It's a shame that
there was an unforseeable bug in the page program, but upon thinking about
that and the code that was used, I realized it was a blessing. It just
allowed us to show how clueless furries in general are. I'm now actually
glad that that bug was there, and the log which follows should reveal that.
I hope that you enjoy what is to follow. It all took place inside of
25 minutes. I'm going to have to do some research as to why things started
to majorly crash when my character was not online. Too bad it couldn't have
lasted just a little bit longer. No matter though, I think that what we did
gather will show all of the furries out there a bit about themselves and
their motives for the entire MUCK experience. Tinysex runs rampant on that
muck, and I bow before you in taking one step to prevent it, if only for a
short while. I'm not totally against it, it does have its purposes, but I
for one am not about to get so engrossed in it as to completely forget any
RL sex life.
I'm sure by now the code has all been listed and people are beginning
to piece together what happened New Year's Eve. I just have one final
message to all of you furries:

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-- Yozduk & Co. }

[ CAUTION: SOME POSES MAY BE UNSUITABLE FOR YOUNGER READERS. HONEST! ]
{ IS THAT SURPRISING? }

--- * START OF LOG * ---

Blackwolf at Underground Nexus> You say, "Congratulaitons Conway, you spelled
German Shepherd correctly, a feet most Shepherd breeders even have yet to
master!"
Lochiel at West Corner of The Park> Lochiel scritches Gatsby's tummy.
[10 to 1 says that the Lochiel tries a little tiny sex with Gatsby later
that night]
Naneth at Johnny's Hot Tub Room> Naneth looks rather interested.
Ryoule at Johnny's Hot Tub Room> You say, "same here Karen... I need some
cream soda."
[Ryoule likes drinking cream, if you catch my drift ;) ]
Johnny at Johnny's Hot Tub Room> Johnny readies his spells for the show..
Yozduk at Johnny's Hot Tub Room> You say, "I hope it will be a good year!"
[Yeah, not.]
Gatsby at West Corner of The Park> You whisper, "Blaze is in the hot tubs at
the party." to Hervystia.
{Gee is that surprising? This is where all of us were; funny that this room
seemed to be the quietest and just so happened to be infected :)}
Johnny at Johnny's Hot Tub Room> Johnny laughs..
Fringe at Johnny's Hot Tub Room> You whisper, "Fringe chuckles. I shall have
to see what I can do... Got to try to help put up the CANCON of the con." to
Tal_Greywolf.
Dreamweaver at Johnny's Hot Tub Room> You purr, "FOX is showing a '92
flashback. Scary."
Johnny at Johnny's Hot Tub Room> Johnny purrs, "two minutes!"
{ehhhhh... wrong. 11:58 started this log, bozo!}
Blackwolf at Underground Nexus> Blackwolf wonders if Alodara wants to come
along too
Uriel at Johnny's Hot Tub Room> Uriel hears someone setting off fireworks
outside
Johnny at Johnny's Hot Tub Room> Johnny purrs, "someone find a station EST!"
Alodara at Underground Nexus> You softly growl, "I was there. The don't like
snow indoors. :)"
Ryoule at Johnny's Hot Tub Room> Ryoule reclines back and murrrrs in the
water.
Rocket_Raccoon at Johnny's Hot Tub Room> You say, "Hey, we're all reclining."
[Leave it to a furry to notice this convient position before anyone else.]
Johnny at Johnny's Hot Tub Room> Johnny turned on the TV!!
[Good Johny! Now go to your room like a good boy and make your bed!]
Dreamweaver at Johnny's Hot Tub Room> You purr, "The people, Blaze. TV, the
environment."
Cyberskunk at West Corner of The Park> You page, "Oh, I was trying to talk
with someone on here, and my brother and mother came in here, and had dinner
in the room, and kept talking, and I was trying to snuggle, and she really
wanted to snuggle, and they just kept coming and going and asking me
questions, and it was costing the other person money to call here. By the time
they left in RL, she had to go, too." to Erratica.
[Looks like Cyberskunk won't be getting any tiny sex tonight...]
{... and aint that a shame? a couple of minutes without Furry tinysex}
Dreamweaver at Johnny's Hot Tub Room> You purr, "1 min and counting."
Johnny at Johnny's Hot Tub Room> Johnny purrs, "wow!! look at the crazy
people. giggle."
Ryoule at Johnny's Hot Tub Room> You say, "That's nice Blaze.. it really is."
Hervystia at West Corner of The Park> You say, "then Linux is useless. its for
'386s"
{A decent and possibly intelligent discussion on FurryMUCK?}
Naneth at Johnny's Hot Tub Room> You whisper, "You still have you magik!
Perhaps you can actually help me then!" to Johnny.
MadraRua at Johnny's Hot Tub Room> ( Who's ball? )
Hervystia at West Corner of The Park> You say, "BABSIE!!"
Blackwolf at Underground Nexus> You say, "Alodara?"
Dreamweaver at Johnny's Hot Tub Room> You purr, "Hell, I need some excitement
in my life."
[ANOTHER tiny sex offer? Sheesh... I never really figured out what all
of these people found so interesting about bestiality anyway...]
Cyberskunk at West Corner of The Park> You say, "Hi, Babs."
[Whoops! Here's Cyberskunk again! His last shot at sex didn't work so now
here is try number 2]
Ryoule at Johnny's Hot Tub Room> You say, "how many seconds?>"
Dreamweaver at Johnny's Hot Tub Room> Dreamweaver gets ready to set his
computer clock.
Cyberskunk at West Corner of The Park> You page, "Hi, did you try paging me?"
to Yozduk.
Ryoule at Johnny's Hot Tub Room> You say, "It's 11:59 here."
Johnny at Johnny's Hot Tub Room> Johnny purrs, "20 seconds"
Ryoule at Johnny's Hot Tub Room> You say, "or on fury."
Welverin at Johnny's Hot Tub Room> Welverin 's player notes that this night is
different because most other people have RL parties to go to.
Qgar at West Corner of The Park> You say, "I wanna achieve enlightenment and
explode."
Blackwolf at Underground Nexus> You page, "Hold on, I've taken quite a liking
to Alodara here and want to see if she wants to come along" to Conway.
[So how many tiny sex offers is that now? I think we are up to 4 now.
Maybe all these furries should get a life and find something better to do
than PRETEND to have sex. PRETEND. But maybe thats all they can get.]
{*shrug* ... sounds plausible to me}
Uriel at Johnny's Hot Tub Room> You whisper, "seriously, tho, do you recommend
any particular supply houses? (please feel welcome to tout AcuSport here :)"
to Blaze.
Johnny at Johnny's Hot Tub Room> Johnny purrs, "7"
Yozduk at Johnny's Hot Tub Room> You whisper, "hello?" to Sevnara.
Ryoule at Johnny's Hot Tub Room> Ryoule grabs the champaigne and cups!
Ryoule at Johnny's Hot Tub Room> Ryoule passes them around!
Mirage at Johnny's Hot Tub Room> You quietly say, "Its here!"
Ryoule at Johnny's Hot Tub Room> Ryoule pours!
Qgar at West Corner of The Park> You say, "hey, we have three hours yet!"
Johnny at Johnny's Hot Tub Room> Johnny purrs, "it's done!!!"
Yozduk at Johnny's Hot Tub Room> Yozduk GRINS
[I'm grinning at this point in time as well]
{well put Mr. [] :) }
Ryoule at Johnny's Hot Tub Room> Ryoule toasts the new year!
Dreamweaver at Johnny's Hot Tub Room> You purr, "and here it is."
Fringe at Johnny's Hot Tub Room> Fringe chuckles. "Happy Near Year...."
Hervystia at West Corner of The Park> You say, "HAPPY NEW YEAR! (Officuial)"
Johnny at Johnny's Hot Tub Room> Johnny purrs, "HAPPY NEW YEAR!!!!!!!"
Dreamweaver at Johnny's Hot Tub Room> You purr, "whoop....eee.."
Mirage at Johnny's Hot Tub Room> You quietly say, "Happy New Year!"
Ryoule at Johnny's Hot Tub Room> Ryoule grins at Blaze
Cyberskunk at West Corner of The Park> You page-mail "Something strange is
going on with you.. I can't page you without getting an error message." to
Yozduk.
[Now there happened to be a bug in the page program with the edit we made.
Cyberskunk needs to buy a clue and figure out that Yozduk is not supposed
to own the page program anyway. This was the first opportunity for people
to see that there was something wrong. However, later in the logs MANY,
MANY other people report this bug and NONE of them clue in that something
is obviously amiss.]
{gee, it's a shame that we couldn't have tested it fully outside of the
furry environment, but oh well. I guess this just helped us to prove the
cluelessness of a few furries}
Fringe at Johnny's Hot Tub Room> You page, "Smiles. Happy near year!" to
Japhet and li'ir.
Yozduk at Johnny's Hot Tub Room> You say, "YES YES YES"
[Yozduk: 1. Furry: 0.]
[Actually, at this point I'm at 2, since I've crashed furry once before.]
{gee, you didn't mention that? got a log?}
[No, sorry. It was a quick hack anyway. I did it using their guest
character and nothing else. I didn't even need a wizard to teleport me out
of the guest room. But it did corrupt the database and cause them to loose
2 or 3 days of work.]
Ryoule at Johnny's Hot Tub Room> You say, "HAPPY NEW YEAR!"
Welverin at Johnny's Hot Tub Room> Welverin chuckles a bit at Blaze
Gatsby at West Corner of The Park> Gatsby chirps, "happy gnu rear!"
Yozduk at Johnny's Hot Tub Room> You say, "I love this!"
[This is guaranteed to be a memorable one. :) ]
Ryoule at Johnny's Hot Tub Room> Ryoule grins.
MadraRua at Johnny's Hot Tub Room> MadraRua waves to the future people.
Naneth at Johnny's Hot Tub Room> You say, "Happy New Year!"
Fringe at Johnny's Hot Tub Room> You page, "Smiles. Happy near year!" to
Japhet and li'ir.
Rocket_Raccoon at Johnny's Hot Tub Room> Rocket_Raccoon cheers.
Ryoule at Johnny's Hot Tub Room> Ryoule drinks!
MadraRua at Johnny's Hot Tub Room> MadraRua lives in the past.
Johnny at Johnny's Hot Tub Room> Johnny casts his spells as a fireworks show
goes up high above all of you..
Bobcat at Johnny's Hot Tub Room> You purr, "Happy New year East Coasters!"
Dreamweaver at Johnny's Hot Tub Room> Dreamweaver sighs and watches his smurf
dance before him.
Yozduk at Johnny's Hot Tub Room> You say, "can anyone hear me?"
[Now keep this in mind. All of the people who have been in the logs have
NOT gotten their messages across. They were *SO* clueless that they did
not notice that no one was paying attention to what they said.]
{I guess I just needed that final reassurance besides the silence that our
code was working, color me non-furry :) }
Rocket_Raccoon at Johnny's Hot Tub Room> You page, "Yeah, you too." to Babs.
Karen_Larson at Johnny's Hot Tub Room> Karen_Larson says, "Happy New Year,
east coast folks!"
Yozduk at Johnny's Hot Tub Room> Yozduk laughs.
Rocket_Raccoon at Johnny's Hot Tub Room> You page, "Yeah, you too." to Babs.
Qgar at West Corner of The Park> You say, "and the loudspeaker said..."
Johnny at Johnny's Hot Tub Room> Johnny watches as the fireworks explode into
different colors and spray confetti all over..
[Johnny is certainly watching the fireworks, but no one else is. :) ]
Dreamweaver at Johnny's Hot Tub Room> Dreamweaver sits up, through being
depressed. He smiles. Suddenly, he feels good.
Uriel at Johnny's Hot Tub Room> Uriel records time-of-death on Grandpa 1992.
"12 midnight, just like all the rest... queer thing."
Blackwolf at Underground Nexus> You whisper, "one moment" to Conway.
Cyberskunk at West Corner of The Park> Cyberskunk sings, "It's a joli,
holi-day.."
Hervystia at West Corner of The Park> You say, "Now, don't forget to have ham
for dinner, with Black Eyed peas for lock and collarg greens for lots of Green
money coming in for the new year"
Bobcat at Johnny's Hot Tub Room> You purr, "Gott~ra g/{..."
[Gott~ra g/{? What on EARTH is a gott~ra g/{?]
{could that be some furry language, oh wait, I see now: 'Gotta go' after
the typos take effect.}
[And who would have thought that 'Master-typer Bobcat' would make a typo that
fubar-ish!]
Ryoule at Johnny's Hot Tub Room> Ryoule BLINKS?!?!
Mirage at Johnny's Hot Tub Room> You whisper, "*snugs*" to Lissel.
Rocket_Raccoon at Johnny's Hot Tub Room> You page, "I can't page to you
without an error...." to Babs.
[Take a look at that... You page, "I can't page to you without an error"
Why did he send the page in the first place? Rocket_Raccoon establishes
himself as yet another clueless person on furry. This is the second person
who has noted problems with page.]
Ryoule at Johnny's Hot Tub Room> You say, "oh."
Hervystia at West Corner of The Park> You whisper, "why do you ask?" to
Belvedere.
Ryoule at Johnny's Hot Tub Room> You say, "I thought you said Ryoule."
Dreamweaver at Johnny's Hot Tub Room> Dreamweaver 's wings flap strongly,
creating a warm breeze over the hottub.
Blackwolf at Underground Nexus> You page, "oh, howloo there again!" to Logan.
Rocket_Raccoon at Johnny's Hot Tub Room> You page, "What?" to Rocket_Raccoon.
Ryoule at Johnny's Hot Tub Room> Ryoule hugs MAdraRua and lissesll and
dreamweaver and Johnny..
Bobcat at Johnny's Hot Tub Room> You purr, "DAMN ROOMIES!"
Qgar at West Corner of The Park> Qgar heads home.
Cyberskunk at West Corner of The Park> Cyberskunk skates on his grey'n'white
feet, sans blades.
Ryoule at Johnny's Hot Tub Room> Ryoule removes his non global hug thingy so
he can hyug. :)
MadraRua at Johnny's Hot Tub Room> MadraRua hugs a lamp.
Yozduk at Johnny's Hot Tub Room> You say, "happy new year all!"
{at this point I just wanted it stated in the logs that I did say happy
new year :) }
Gatsby at West Corner of The Park> ( fireworks burst over the park )
Blackwolf at Underground Nexus> You whisper, "I'm having trouble functioning
here!" to Conway.
Fringe at Johnny's Hot Tub Room> You whisper, "Fringe smiles and and hugs you
tight, boucing up a bit. "Happy new year...Was good spending it with you."" to
Tal_Greywolf.
Karen_Larson at Johnny's Hot Tub Room> Karen_Larson says, "Ah, well. Gonna
wander."
Welverin at Johnny's Hot Tub Room> Welverin grins a bit and just relaxs back
in the corner to watch, just another year to him
Uriel at Johnny's Hot Tub Room> You say, "There goes a New Years' gunshot from
the folks next door."
MadraRua at Johnny's Hot Tub Room> MadraRua hugs a towel.
Fringe at Johnny's Hot Tub Room> You whisper, ";Smiles. Hpappy new ear.. . and
may it treat you well..." to Mirage.
[And you have a Hpappy new nose!]
Johnny at Johnny's Hot Tub Room> Johnny runs around hugging people..
Karen_Larson at Johnny's Hot Tub Room> You whisper, "Karen_Larson smiles,
murring a little. "Well, Happy New Year to you, too!"" to Tal_Greywolf.
MadraRua at Johnny's Hot Tub Room> MadraRua hugs a wall.
Blackwolf at Underground Nexus> You say, "ok, let's go"
Johnny at Johnny's Hot Tub Room> Johnny hears the fireworks in the distance..
Lochiel at West Corner of The Park> Lochiel pets Gatsby's uppermost surface.
Ryoule at Johnny's Hot Tub Room> You say, "I don'tknow, Korthedon.."
Welverin at Johnny's Hot Tub Room> Welverin shrugs to Korth
Ryoule at Johnny's Hot Tub Room> You whisper, "why did you disconnect on
kalaysia?" to MadraRua.
Karen_Larson at Johnny's Living Room> You transmit, "snugs you tighe. "Happy
New Year!"" to Lyle on your watch.
Uriel at Johnny's Hot Tub Room> Uriel ducks as the slug breaks the windowpane,
and rolls, and prepares to return fire! (kidding.)
MadraRua at Johnny's Hot Tub Room> MadraRua hasn't the foxiest idea.
{at this point I figure MadraRua realizes something is afoot, since she has
hugged many things including a wall and towel. It's a shame she couldn't
tell anyone...}
Mirage at Johnny's Hot Tub Room> You quietly say, "Its better than singing Ang
Size?"
Blackwolf at Underground Nexus> You page, "howloo?" to Logan.
Gatsby at West Corner of The Park> You whisper, "are you the origional babs?"
to Babs.
[No, this is the Babs bunny 2000. It walks and talks and says and poses just
like the real babs, making it the perfect clone! No one will know the
difference! Just send $19.95 to ImAStupidFurry, c/o Yozduk & Co or call
1-976-I-Am-Clueless. Please have at least 666 major credit cards ready.]
[And you thought that a furry would know every single 976 number...]
Cyberskunk at West Corner of The Park> Cyberskunk looks at the soggy, cold
cheesecake on his French textbook, and at the remains of cheesecake on the
green carpet someone else is responsible for.
[Note: At this point, everyone started hugging each other. An ameoba named
Korthedon made a comment about how s/he wished s/he could hug people.]
Ryoule at Johnny's Hot Tub Room> You say, "you can squish."
Dreamweaver at Johnny's Hot Tub Room> You purr, "Because it's the new your,
Korht. Would you prefer we kissed?"
Dreamweaver at Johnny's Hot Tub Room> You purr, "some of us don't have lips."
Ryoule at Johnny's Hot Tub Room> Ryoule squishes Korthedon.
Blackwolf at Underground Nexus> You say, "Conway, let's go"
Mirage at Johnny's Hot Tub Room> Mirage can't spell this year like last year..
must be my accent.
Naneth at Johnny's Hot Tub Room> You say, "You should be expert at it
Korthedon!"
Gatsby at West Corner of The Park> Gatsby chirps, "Rodin. Friend and
contemporary of Gaughan."
Sevnara at Johnny's Hot Tub Room> Sevnara snickrs, you could wrap around
people, Korthedon...
Alodara at West Corner of The Park> You softly growl, "Hello."
Ryoule at Johnny's Hot Tub Room> You page, "happy new year!!" to Japhet.
Ryoule at Johnny's Hot Tub Room> You page, "happy new year!!" to Taisia.
Ryoule at Johnny's Hot Tub Room> You say, "oh no, I can't page."
[Person number 3 who notices it]
{a stark realization, if there were a bug in the say gagger, would Ryoule
have say'd that too? :) }
[Judging by what happens later in the logs, I'd have to say yes. :P ]
Sevnara at Johnny's Hot Tub Room> You page, "Hiya!!" to Lazuli.
Johnny at Johnny's Hot Tub Room> Johnny purrs, "hmmm.. anyone ladies care to
give me a new years kiss?"
Mirage at Johnny's Hot Tub Room> You whisper, "Bobcat's big chance?" to
Lissel.
Rocket_Raccoon at Johnny's Hot Tub Room> You page, "Go 14." to Blackwolf.
Johnny at Johnny's Hot Tub Room> Johnny purrs, "for i head off to slumber?"
Bobcat at Johnny's Hot Tub Room> You purr, "lousy roomies..."
Sevnara at Johnny's Hot Tub Room> Sevnara acks
MadraRua at Johnny's Hot Tub Room> You page, "snuggles." to Lazuli.
Cyberskunk at West Corner of The Park> Cyberskunk gets mildly depressed and
sits down.
Dreamweaver at Johnny's Hot Tub Room> Dreamweaver thinks we need a song.
Ryoule at Johnny's Hot Tub Room> You say, "Darnit.. Yozduk is editing page."
[If Ryoule had a shread of intellegence, Ryoule would have noticed that
Yozduk should not have been editing page in the first place since Lynx, not
Yozduk, owns the real page program]
{funny, I don't remember a '*' by my name to denote that I was in an editor}
Chris at West Corner of The Park> Chris prods fur. "happy new year."
Naneth at Johnny's Hot Tub Room> You whisper, "Naneth kisses you back hotly.
"Why. thanyou!"" to Tal_Greywolf.
Ryoule at Johnny's Hot Tub Room> You page, "happy new year!!" to Japhet and
Taisia.
Ryoule at Johnny's Hot Tub Room> You page, "test" to Japhet.
Dreamweaver at Johnny's Hot Tub Room> You purr, "But what's appropriate?"
Johnny at Johnny's Hot Tub Room> Johnny will take that as a no.. giggle.
MadraRua at Johnny's Hot Tub Room> You murr, "Yozduk... your cmd-callpage is
busted."
[4 people. And we (yozduk and I) thought that MadraRua of all people would
at least notice that lynx should have owned the cmd-callpage program, since
we thought that she'd be less clueless than other people]
{guess we thought wrong...}
Ryoule at Johnny's Hot Tub Room> You page, "test" to Ryoule.
{I can't help but wondering what he did after not receiving that page}
[Yeah. :) But you know what? When I edited the whisper and page programs,
I made it so that you WOULD get output if you paged yourself (or page
#mailed yourself). So if page didn't have the bug in it, it would look to
him like the page program was working perfectly, and therefore that everyone
was merely ingoring him.]
{oops, I had forgotten we put that last mod in :) }
Sevnara at Johnny's Hot Tub Room> You page, "Happy new year! (East Coast)" to
Lazuli.
Belvedere at West Corner of The Park> You say, "I had my own show, but it was
cancelled because I chewed up all the cue cards"
[Thanks for sharing... I really care. Honest I do.]
Cyberskunk at West Corner of The Park> You page, "thanks, happy new year." to
Somer.
Gatsby at West Corner of The Park> Gatsby chirps, "are we going to do this
three more times?"
Karen_Larson at Johnny's Living Room> You transmit, "Sorry... The crowd was
starting to get to me." to Tal_Greywolf on your watch.
Johnny at Johnny's Hot Tub Room> Johnny purrs, "people are whispering.."
{PUHLEEZE! people must be whispering...all 30 of them in the room. Uh-huh,
I buy that.}
[And HOW many monkeys just flew out of my butt???]
Bobcat at Johnny's Hot Tub Room> You whisper, "Bobcat's purrs and hugs you
gently as his tip oozes out a lot (to you) of pre-cum" to Sevnara.
{is this routine? I'm glad its not done but in whispers!}
Rocket_Raccoon at Johnny's Hot Tub Room> You whisper, "I'm getting an error
with cmd-callpage." to Yozduk.
[Now 5. And STILL no one has figured out that there is something wrong.]
{funny how I didn't get that page until later on.}
Ryoule at Johnny's Hot Tub Room> You page, "sorry. :) didn't mean to page all
at once." to Japhet and Taisia.
Uriel at Johnny's Hot Tub Room> Uriel goes to Yozduk, "SHHH!!"
{I believe this is the point at which I destroyed my exits in order to speak
to the crowd.}
Welverin at Johnny's Hot Tub Room> Welverin idly scans a tape jacket
Ryoule at Johnny's Hot Tub Room> You say, "oh, Hi Yozduk. :)"
Cyberskunk at West Corner of The Park> You page, "la" to Cyberskunk.
Bobcat at Johnny's Hot Tub Room> You purr, "Happy New Year Lissel!"
Dreamweaver at Johnny's Hot Tub Room> You purr, "because people are partying
on their own..some have been trying for that last climax of 92."
Johnny at Johnny's Hot Tub Room> Johnny purrs, "you missed it conway.. but.."
Sevnara at Johnny's Hot Tub Room> You chime "Yozduk...I'm getting an error on
cmd-callpage."
[we are up to 6 people... 6 clueless people...]
{you'd think by now someone would have at least listed the program to find
the error, or maybe to see what was going on. But who knows, the code wasn't
*that* different from the original :) }
Chris at West Corner of The Park> Chris waves.
Naneth at Johnny's Hot Tub Room> You page, ", my! There _is_ an Ashtoreth
here!" to Ashtoreth.
Gatsby at West Corner of The Park> Gatsby is here, in the park.
Johnny at Johnny's Hot Tub Room> Johnny purrs, "happy new year!"
Alodara at West Corner of The Park> Alodara is standing right here.
Ryoule at Johnny's Hot Tub Room> You say, "you have a program error in
cmd-callpage line 43"
{are you sure about that?}
Lochiel at West Corner of The Park> Lochiel supposes Gatsby is distracted.
Cyberskunk at West Corner of The Park> You page, "I'm not getting any page
messages from you. Just an error msg." to Yozduk.
[Someone please give this guy a new brain. His current one is faulty.
Why is he trying to page Yozduk telling Yozduk that page doesn't work?
And he STILL has not figured it out that Yozduk should not own the page
program.]
Uriel at Johnny's Hot Tub Room> Uriel wonders if EVERYONE here is ignorant of
the New Year's Hug Everybody tradition.
Johnny at Johnny's Hot Tub Room> Johnny purrs, "happy new year blackwolf!!"
Ryoule at Johnny's Hot Tub Room> You say, "Happy new year,Yozduk"
{Thanks! I know *I* had fun :) }
Cyberskunk at West Corner of The Park> Cyberskunk is here, aching eyes and
all.
Rocket_Raccoon at Johnny's Hot Tub Room> You say, "Congratulations, Blackwolf!
Oh, and HAppy New Year."
Welverin at Johnny's Hot Tub Room> Welverin waves to Conway and Blackwolf
Conway at Johnny's Hot Tub Room> Conway hugs everyone.
{hard to believe that when it was so silent people were still using the pose
command to hug rather than the global}
Blackwolf at Johnny's Hot Tub Room> Blackwolf hugs Blaze back
Johnny at Johnny's Hot Tub Room> Johnny purrs, "yeah.."
MadraRua at Johnny's Hot Tub Room> MadraRua waves a hand infrom of Yozduk's
face.
{sheesh, I must have missed that}
Chris at West Corner of The Park> You say, "Remember; wherever you go, there
you are."
Uriel at Johnny's Hot Tub Room> Uriel isn't ignorant of it. He's just
ignoring it. Different. :)
Welverin at Johnny's Hot Tub Room> Welverin shrugs
Johnny at Johnny's Hot Tub Room> Johnny purrs, "come on guys.. say somethin!!"
[He he he... Another clueless person...]
Rocket_Raccoon at Johnny's Hot Tub Room> You can page to Blackwolf.
Bobcat at Johnny's Hot Tub Room> You whisper, "Wow, that must've been _some_
kiss..." to Sevnara.
Ryoule at Johnny's Hot Tub Room> Ryoule hugs MadraRua.
Dreamweaver at Johnny's Hot Tub Room> Dreamweaver moves to a song in his
head...
MadraRua at Johnny's Hot Tub Room> MadraRua is invisible?
{basically, yes}
Johnny at Johnny's Hot Tub Room> Johnny purrs, "oh wait.. there all pagin!"
{that's what it is, they're all paging... }
Belvedere at West Corner of The Park> You whisper, "woof" to Alendria.
Cyberskunk at West Corner of The Park> Cyberskunk droops in his chair.
Naneth at Johnny's Hot Tub Room> You say, "I would assume it's rather tough to
hug and talk at the a same time, on one keyboard."
Ryoule at Johnny's Hot Tub Room> You whisper, "***********WHISPER************
why did you disconnect on Kalaysia?" to MadraRua.
Johnny at Johnny's Hot Tub Room> Johnny purrs, "yes.."
Mirage at Johnny's Hot Tub Room> You whisper, "Mirage rubs his hand behind
your neck, and tilts his head to slowly kiss you." to Lissel.
Conway at Johnny's Hot Tub Room> You whisper, "type tub." to Blackwolf.
Johnny at Johnny's Hot Tub Room> Johnny purrs, "but sorry to say i won't be
here."
Blaze at Johnny's Hot Tub Room> You page, "Happy Gnu Rear!" to Japhet.
Sevnara at Johnny's Living Room> You page, "*hug*" to Lazuli.
Dreamweaver at Johnny's Hot Tub Room> Dreamweaver sits by the tub and swishes
his tail. His wings are unfurled majestically, yet genteely.
Johnny at Johnny's Hot Tub Room> Johnny purrs, "it will carry on.."
Bobcat at Johnny's Hot Tub Room> You page, "Why'd you go?" to Sevnara.
Johnny at Johnny's Hot Tub Room> Johnny breaks open a bottle of champange
Welverin at Johnny's Hot Tub Room> Welverin rehi's Sev
Ryoule at Johnny's Hot Tub Room> You say, "It's an hour away for me"
Johnny at Johnny's Hot Tub Room> Johnny purrs, "who wants some?"
Rocket_Raccoon at Johnny's Hot Tub Room> You can page to Alodara.
Sevnara at Johnny's Hot Tub Room> Sevnara grrs.
Chris at West Corner of The Park> You say, "If this was heaven, I'd have some
decent cider. Hi, Rich, happy new year."
Alodara at West Corner of The Park> Alodara sits down under a tree and watches
the snow softly fall.
Johnny at Johnny's Hot Tub Room> Johnny purrs, "night Tal!"
Welverin at Johnny's Hot Tub Room> Welverin waves bye to Tal
Ryoule at Johnny's Hot Tub Room> You say, "Later Tal"
Fringe at Johnny's Hot Tub Room> Fringe smiles and gives Tal a big hug. Be
seeing you.
Dreamweaver at Johnny's Hot Tub Room> Dreamweaver 's eyes flash and music
begins blazing from the walls. Some may recognize it as Gett Off by Prince.
Belvedere at West Corner of The Park> You whisper, "happy new year from a dog"
to Alisandria.
Sevnara at Johnny's Hot Tub Room> Sevnara waves to Tal.
Mirage at Johnny's Hot Tub Room> Mirage shimmers.
Mirage at Johnny's Hot Tub Room> Mirage waves to Tal.
Uriel at Johnny's Hot Tub Room> You say, "Another grain of sand falls through
the neck of the great hourglass."
[Oh that is just *SO* poetic!]
Johnny at Johnny's Hot Tub Room> Johnny purrs, "all.. i am terribly sorry.."
Fringe at Johnny's Hot Tub Room> You whisper, "Examime yourslef for a page
program. I think you might be infected. Page action,. I mean..." to
Tal_Greywolf.
[Finally. FINALLY someone noticed that they are infected. But it still
doesn't do any good since they can't get any messages out without getting
rid of the exit.]
{well, technically, anyone with a mucker bit could get out of it at this
point since our cover-all global exit hadn't been made}
[Actually, anyone with even a BUILDER bit could do it. They could just
@recycle the exit and it would be gone, since they own the exits that
were created.]
Blackwolf at Johnny's Hot Tub Room> Blackwolf gets up and trots across the
way to sit next to Conway
Johnny at Johnny's Hot Tub Room> Johnny purrs, "but im really tired.."
Alodara at West Corner of The Park> You softly growl, "Hello."
Cyberskunk at Acme Acres> You page, "Hi, what's up?" to Erratica.
Blackwolf at Johnny's Hot Tub Room> Blackwolf throws a paw over Conway and
gives him a hug
Johnny at Johnny's Hot Tub Room> Johnny purrs, "im goin to bed.."
Ryoule at Johnny's Hot Tub Room> You page, "happy new year!!" to Kiri.
Sevnara at Johnny's Hot Tub Room> You purr "Yozduk. Please check cmd-callpage
out. I am getting a programmer error and being told to notify you."
Ryoule at Johnny's Hot Tub Room> You page, "happy new year!!" to WhiteFire.
Johnny at Johnny's Hot Tub Room> Johnny purrs, "but please stay and party as
long as you like.."
Naneth at Johnny's Hot Tub Room> You whisper, "Aparently this is a rather
close group of friens i an interrupting. I shall talk to you at a later date.
Goodnight!" to Johnny.
{they must be real close, they're all whispering or paging or something huh?}
Ryoule at Johnny's Hot Tub Room> You page, "er.. kinda. :) in 3 hours." to
WhiteFire.
Johnny at Johnny's Hot Tub Room> Johnny purrs, "alright guys?"
Cyberskunk at Acme Acres> You page, "If you're trying to page me, please try
leaving me mail, because I see an error message from you every so often, but
no message." to Yozduk.
[Duh... Maybe the messages aren't even getting across in the first place...
So THAT is what a bug in the program means! Ahhhh!!!]
Welverin at Johnny's Hot Tub Room> Welverin yawns and stretches
Karen_Larson at Hallway: Fourteenth Floor, Underground Apartments> You
transmit, "Uhm... Suddenly, I've got five actions on me I've never had before
that seem to replace globals, all already chowned to me and with the programs
referenced belonging to you. One of these programs is even flaked out. Do you
have any idea what's happening?" to Yozduk on your watch.
{Actually I think I do :) }
Belvedere at West Corner of The Park> Belvedere blinks
Johnny at Johnny's Hot Tub Room> Johnny purrs, "last chance to hug me fore i
go.."
{awww, he got away with no hug?}
[What will he ever do... He'll just have to scout someplace else for some
tiny sex.]
Tal_Greywolf at Hallway: Fourteenth Floor, Underground Apartments>
Tal_Greywolf gives you a warm hug and kiss... "Time for me to go, dear... see
you later this weekend!"
Ryoule at Johnny's Hot Tub Room> You page-mail "why did you say that you
disconnected off of kalayusia? I didn't catch it.. *hug*" to MadraRua.
Bobcat at Johnny's Hot Tub Room> You whisper, "Bobcat purrs deeply as he rubs
your back." to Sevnara.
Johnny at Johnny's Hot Tub Room> You whisper, "you here?" to Ryoule.
Rocket_Raccoon at Johnny's Hot Tub Room> You say, "I'll be back ... gonna see
who's at the Park."
Fringe at Johnny's Hot Tub Room> You page-mail "I've found a program on
myself, looks to be infections, as well a page action on myself that is liked
to yozduk. It seems to be a sort of infection program. It seems to be spoof
page pose say are now trapped on myself. I have logs of the program and the
actions on me." to Lynx, Shaterri and Tugrik.
[Ok. Someone has tried to tell the wizards. But they still haven't figured
out that maybe, just *MAYBE* those exits do something different that the
real programs do.]
{I wonder if anyone had done an @ps at this point. It probably would have
been a long list judging from all of the people talking}
[Yeah. But anyone who would have thought to do an @ps would have had at
LEAST half of a brain, so they *COULDN'T* have been a furry!]
{guess you're right... }
Gatsby at West Corner of The Park> Gatsby chirps, "well, so far it's been a
fine year."
[Excluding this virus it has.]
Mirage at Johnny's Hot Tub Room> You whisper, "Mirage murrRRRRRrrrrrs, and
curls his tail around your waist." to Lissel.
Karen_Larson at Hallway: Fourteenth Floor, Underground Apartments>
Karen_Larson says, "Tal, do you suddenly have actions for spoofing, posing,
etc. attached to you?"
[Gee! Say didn't work! What now?]
{I really doubt it's because of the exit located on you.}
Belvedere at West Corner of The Park> You say, "I proclaim 1993 the Year of
the Dog"
Mirage at Johnny's Hot Tub Room> You whisper, "*nuzzle*" to Fringe.
Conway at Johnny's Hot Tub Room> You say, "blackwolf, try the tub it's
w9nderful."
Rocket_Raccoon at Johnny's Hot Tub Room> Rocket_Raccoon climbs out of the tub.
Karen_Larson at Hallway: Fourteenth Floor, Underground Apartments> You
transmit, "Tal, do you suddenly have actions for spoofing, posing, etc.
attached to you?" to Tal_Greywolf on your watch.
[Nope! Page doesn't work either! Strike two, Karen!]
Blackwolf at Johnny's Hot Tub Room> Blackwolf yips toend the persisting
silence
Mirage at Johnny's Hot Tub Room> You whisper, "Mirage kisses you softly." to
Fringe.
Ryoule at Johnny's Hot Tub Room> You page-mail "cmd=callpage #4733, line 43;
INSTR: Non-string argument" to Yozduk.
{thanks for the tip, I've lost count of your attempts to tell me at this
point}
Dreamweaver at Johnny's Hot Tub Room> ( How can I say this as to not to offend
or unnerve? )
Fringe at Johnny's Hot Tub Room> Fringe wanders out.
MadraRua at Johnny's Hot Tub Room> MadraRua murpgles.
MadraRua at Johnny's Hot Tub Room> MadraRua murphles too.
Blackwolf at Johnny's Hot Tub Room> Blackwolf hugs Rocket_Raccoon too!
Mirage at Johnny's Hot Tub Room> You whisper, "Mirage kisses you on the
muzzle, and snugs!" to MadraRua.
Cyberskunk at Acme Acres> You page, "testing, testing" to Erratica.
Fringe at Johnny's Hot Tub Room> You whisper, "examine yourself with act..."
to Mirage.
Uriel at Johnny's Hot Tub Room> You whisper, "Did you intend to answer my
request...?" to Blaze.
Dreamweaver at Johnny's Hot Tub Room> ( Tehre's a rumor going all around that
you ain't been gettin' served. )
[Tehre? You're enrolled in the Bobcat School of Typing, right?]
Blackwolf at Johnny's Hot Tub Room> You say, "Oops"
MadraRua at Johnny's Hot Tub Room> MadraRua pounces on a BlazeTail!
Tal_Greywolf at Aki's and Tal_Greywolf's Retreat> To Ashtoreth, Larna and
Sara: Tal_Greywolf wishes you all a wondeful New Year!! Warm snuggles... see
you later on!
Gatsby at West Corner of The Park> Gatsby can only hope it will be this good
ten minutes from now.
Mirage at Johnny's Hot Tub Room> You whisper, "Happy Foxy Year!" to MadraRua.
Fringe at Johnny's Hot Tub Room> You page, "what is the program you put on
me?" to Yozduk.
[Man! Someone must think they're being ingored an AWFUL LOT!]
{I don't recall putting a program on him at all, I think it was an action
as a matter of fact.}
Johnny at Johnny's Hot Tub Room> Johnny purrs, "night all.."
Alodara at Fox Neighborhood Park> You softly growl, "Hello."
Dreamweaver at Johnny's Hot Tub Room> ( They say that you ain't been and baby
who knows how long? )
Welverin at Fox Neighborhood Park> Welverin waves again
Dreamweaver at Johnny's Hot Tub Room> ( It's hard for me to say what's right
when all I wanna do is wrong. )
Conway at Johnny's Hot Tub Room> You say, "johnny, have you met Blackwolf?"
Fringe at Johnny's Hot Tub Room> You page, "what is the program you put on
me?" to Yozduk.
{I think he's discovered macros, or tinyfugue's /recall feature}
Blackwolf at Johnny's Hot Tub Room> Blackwolf hugs Johnny back!
Naneth at Johnny's Hot Tub Room> Naneth looks about "Apparently it is
leave-taking Time. Good Night all!"
Cyberskunk at West Corner of The Park> You say, "Is anybody getting an error
msg when paging?"
Dreamweaver at Johnny's Hot Tub Room> ( Gett off. 23 positions in a
one-night-stand. )
[Well we all know what is on Dreamweaver's mind right now.]
Tal_Greywolf at Aki's and Tal_Greywolf's Retreat> To Johnie_Tigereye, Kimi and
Sevnara: Tal_Greywolf wishes you all a wonderful New Year!! Warm snuggles...
see you later on!
Uriel at Johnny's Hot Tub Room> You send to M'shodeth: Happy New Year, for
what it's worth. :)
Dreamweaver at Johnny's Hot Tub Room> ( Gett off. I'll only call you after if
you say I can )
Johnny at Johnny's Hot Tub Room> You whisper, "go east twice.." to Ryoule.
Gatsby at West Corner of The Park> Gatsby sparks a bit.
Johnny at Johnny's Hot Tub Room> Johnny purrs, "night all!! happy new year!!"
Cyberskunk at West Corner of The Park> You say, "I keep getting
cmd-callpage(#4733), line 43; INSTR: Non-string argument (1)"
MadraRua at Johnny's Hot Tub Room> MadraRua gets tangled up in a BlazeTail.
Hervystia at West Corner of The Park> You say, "not very"
Dreamweaver at Johnny's Hot Tub Room> ( Gett off. Let a woman be a woman and
a man be a man. )
[What will Dreamweaver's next spoof be? And let a Fox do a Dog?]
Ryoule at Johnny's Hot Tub Room> You whisper, "you know Katrina?" to
Dreamweaver.
Cyberskunk at West Corner of The Park> You say, "But only for certain people."
Johnny at Johnny's Living Room> You page, "meant west!" to Ryoule.
Bobcat at Johnny's Hot Tub Room> You whisper, "Bobcat reaches down to gently
remove your clothes as his balls begin to shift in their sack." to Sevnara.
[OOPS! Suppose we should censor that? Naw....]
{why? I think it's supposed to be typical of furries}
MadraRua at Johnny's Hot Tub Room> MadraRua yerfles.
[Goodness me, I was just hoping someone would yerfle!]
Johnny at Johnny's Living Room> You page, "go west!" to Ryoule.
Tal_Greywolf at Aki's and Tal_Greywolf's Retreat> To Alendria, Alisandria and
Hervystia: Tal_Greywolf wishes you all a wonderful New Year!! Warm
snuggles... see you later on!
Dreamweaver at Johnny's Hot Tub Room> ( Gett off. If you want to baby....here
I am. (come on!) )
[So whats the name for your condition, Dreamweaver? Satyriasis?]
Alodara at Fox Neighborhood Park> You softly growl, "Hello."
Johnny at Johnny's Living Room> You page, "twice" to Ryoule.
Sevnara at Johnny's Hot Tub Room> You page, "Whatcha doin?" to Kimi and
Lazuli.
Johnny at Johnny's Bedroom> You page, "go west twice" to Ryoule.
Cyberskunk at West Corner of The Park> You page, "Hi, Bojo." to BojoPigeon.
Rocket_Raccoon at Underground Nexus> You say, "Yeesh, look what I started."
Gatsby at West Corner of The Park> Gatsby chirps, "what a big amoeba!"
Cyberskunk at West Corner of The Park> You say, "I keep getting an error
message when trying to page people!"
Uriel at Johnny's Hot Tub Room> You say, "Ahhh... time for TV to get back to
normal. :)"
Tal_Greywolf at Aki's and Tal_Greywolf's Retreat> You page, "This is a test,
dear... are you getting this?" to Fringe.
Johnny at Johnny's Hot Tub Room> You whisper, "go west twice." to Ryoule.
Dreamweaver at Johnny's Hot Tub Room> Dreamweaver purrrrrrrrrs for some reason
with a smile on his face.
MadraRua at Johnny's Hot Tub Room> MadraRua blinkblinks.
Johnny at Johnny's Hot Tub Room> You whisper, "hurry!" to Ryoule.
[Note that Johnny has been giving messages ALL NIGHT and has gotten no
response. And he still can't see anything wrong. What a loser!]
Cyberskunk at West Corner of The Park> You whisper, "did you see my reply?" to
BojoPigeon.
Blaze at Johnny's Hot Tub Room> You say, "shall we sing a song?"
{go ahead....no one will hear you I'm afraid}
Mirage at Johnny's Hot Tub Room> Mirage bows to all.
Conway at Johnny's Hot Tub Room> You say, "johnny, Have you met Blackwolf?"
Chris at West Corner of The Park> You say, "Hi, Fringe."
Chris at West Corner of The Park> You say, "Happy new year."
Sevnara at Johnny's Hot Tub Room> Sevnara sighs
Gatsby at West Corner of The Park> Gatsby chirps, "hello"
Rocket_Raccoon at Underground Nexus> You say, "Yup."
Belvedere at West Corner of The Park> You say, "i second the notion that 1993
is the Year of the Dog"
Dreamweaver at Johnny's Hot Tub Room> You send a dream to Kimi, saying {{
Happy new year, Kimi. }}
Naneth at West Corner of The Park> You whisper, "Well, that was a fruitless
endeavour." to Cyberskunk.
Johnny at Johnny's Hot Tub Room> Johnny kisses madra on the cheek and leaves..
Chris at West Corner of The Park> Chris waves to Mirage. "Happy new year, etc
etc."
Karen_Larson at Lyle and Karen Larson's Abode> You transmit, "Can you even
hear me? This page action I gut stuck with is crashing, but it says its
sending. Don't wanna recycle it, though, if I'm supposed to have them." to
Tal_Greywolf on your watch.
[Yep... I'm certain that people on furry are clueless after seeing stuff
like this.]
{I'm certain you need that action. No, having five actions per player would
never bloat the db.}
BojoPigeon at West Corner of The Park> BojoPigeon waves to Twoflower.
MadraRua at Johnny's Hot Tub Room> You page, "snugglies." to Japhet.
Rocket_Raccoon at Underground Nexus> Rocket_Raccoon sings, "Should old
acquaintance be forgot, I will back them up on disk...."
Dreamweaver at Johnny's Hot Tub Room> Dreamweaver blinks. "I got an error
paging someone."
[I think we are up to at least 9 people now who have seen that Yozduk
owns the page program, and NONE of them have figured out that Yozduk
shouldn't own the program.]
Cyberskunk at West Corner of The Park> You page, "happy new year." to Japhet.
Chris at West Corner of The Park> Chris hehs to Alendria.
Johnny at Johnny's Hot Tub Room> You whisper, "please!!" to Ryoule.
[Heh... Johnny still can't get Ryoule to move to another room.]
Karen_Larson at Lyle and Karen Larson's Abode> Karen_Larson says, "Lyle,
something weird is going on."
[Congratulations, Karen_Larson! Johnny, tell her what she's won!!!]
Cyberskunk at West Corner of The Park> You say, "Bojo?"
Bobcat at Johnny's Hot Tub Room> You page, "Why for you go bye bye?" to
Sevnara.
Sevnara at Bedroom> You page, "Happy new year!" to Fringe, Japhet,
Karen_Larson, Kimi, Lyle and Ryoule.
Johnny at Johnny's Hot Tub Room> You whisper, "west twice!" to Ryoule.
Blackwolf at Johnny's Hot Tub Room> You page-mail "cmd-callpage(#4733)line 43;
INSTR: Non-string argument(1)" to Yozduk.
[Person number 10.]
{too bad that character is all locked up. I want to check out my page #mail,
I bet there's a lot there}
Lochiel at West Corner of The Park> You say, "Hi again, Lissel."
Mirage at West Corner of The Park> Mirage greets Lissel.
Tal_Greywolf at Aki's and Tal_Greywolf's Retreat> You page, "This is a test...
please respond if you get this page." to Buster_Bunny.
[Someone finally got the idea that people aren't getting the messages that
are sent! :O ]
Ryoule at Johnny's Hot Tub Room> You whisper, "I don't know if you got my
whisper or not, I noticed you carying an object.. 'Katrina's Love and trust'
:) I assume you know her.. It caught my eye." to Dreamweaver.
Mirage at West Corner of The Park> You whisper, "You had to leave?" to Lissel.
Blaze at Johnny's Hot Tub Room> You page, "I'm there :) Shot off a cylinderful
of .357 blanks :)" to Japhet.
Karen_Larson at Lyle and Karen Larson's Abode> Karen_Larson says, "I suddenly
have five actions I didn't have before, and I don't know if I should recycle
them or what."
[Duh... GEE! I don't know!]
{I don't think you should recycle them. Wouldn't be a good idea.}
[Yeah! You never know! Those exits might do something important like log
everything you say and then gag you!]
Rocket_Raccoon at Underground Nexus> You say, "How you doing? Is it New Years
Day for you?"
Johnny at Johnny's Hot Tub Room> You whisper, "night.." to Ryoule.
Johnny at Johnny's Hot Tub Room> Johnny purrs, "night all!!"
Dreamweaver at Johnny's Hot Tub Room> Dreamweaver 's wings flutter slightly.
Karen_Larson at Lyle and Karen Larson's Abode> Karen_Larson says, "Can you
even hear me? My pages don't seem to be going out."
[Well color me stupid! She figured it out!]
Chris at West Corner of The Park> You say, "someone dies."
[Isn't that taking S&M a little far, Chris? Or are you more into
necrophilia?]
{I don't know what this is in reference to, but it seems Chris knows what's
happening. With a name like 'Chris' he doesn't seem to be a furry, maybe he
isn't clueless like the others. Then again, he could be talking to someone
who isn't yet infected.}
Mirage at West Corner of The Park> You whisper, "Mirage sniffs at the baked
goods and smiles." to Lissel.
Sevnara at Bedroom> Sevnara achs
Dreamweaver at Johnny's Hot Tub Room> You purr, "I guess the party died."
[Couldn't have had anything to do with the fact that no one talked or
anything like that...]
Ryoule at Johnny's Hot Tub Room> You page, "grins. "HAP-py FREAK-in NEW YEAR
to you too!" to Japhet.
Johnny at Johnny's Bedroom> Johnny sighs.. night corey.
BojoPigeon at West Corner of The Park> You page, "Hello." to M'shodeth and
Uriel.
Uriel at Johnny's Hot Tub Room> Uriel wanders off as well.
Dreamweaver at Johnny's Hot Tub Room> You purr, "figures...it's when I joined
it."
Johnny at Johnny's Bedroom> Johnny kisses corey on the forehead..
Dreamweaver at Johnny's Hot Tub Room> You purr, "'night all."
Cyberskunk at West Corner of The Park> Cyberskunk waves belatedly to Naneth.
Gatsby at West Corner of The Park> Gatsby nuzzles Lochiel.
Ryoule at Johnny's Hot Tub Room> You say, "Yozduk just left.. and the page
doesn't work.. without errors."
{uhoh, who's gonna fix it now?}
Blaze at Johnny's Hot Tub Room> You say, "guess the party's over."
Dreamweaver at Johnny's Hot Tub Room> You purr, "If I cannot bring you
comfort, then at least I bring you hope."
Chris at West Corner of The Park> You say, "Someone dies a LOT."
{yep, I think Chris has figured it out. Well, is my char being killed enough
for you?}
Karen_Larson at Lyle and Karen Larson's Abode> Karen_Larson says, "Lyle?"
Bobcat at Johnny's Hot Tub Room> You page, "me" to Bobcat.
Ryoule at Johnny's Hot Tub Room> You page-mail "thank you for ignoring me!" to
Dreamweaver.
[No problem. It was our pleasure.]
Ryoule at Johnny's Hot Tub Room> You say, "that the fuck?"
Bobcat at Johnny's Hot Tub Room> You page, "Hello?" to Sevnara.
Ryoule at Johnny's Hot Tub Room> You say, "Every one is ignoring me.."
[You catch on quick...]
BojoPigeon at West Corner of The Park> You page, "Test" to BojoPigeon.
Naneth at West Corner of The Park> You whisper, "Tell me, where does a homless
demon spend the night here?" to Cyberskunk.
Tal_Greywolf at Aki's and Tal_Greywolf's Retreat> You page-mail "This is a
multi-mail message concerning an error that occured after it went to 00:00 on
the new year... getting a cmd-callpage(#4733), line 43: INSTR: Non-string
arguement (1) error. Just for your information..." to Centaur, Lynx, Shaterri
and Tugrik.
[All these errors and only 2 people have even thought to tell a wizard.]
Hervystia at West Corner of The Park> You whisper, "hi" to BojoPigeon.
Tal_Greywolf at Aki's and Tal_Greywolf's Retreat> You page, "Hello?" to
Fringe.
Uriel at Hall of Heroes> Uriel nods.
BojoPigeon at West Corner of The Park> You whisper, "Hello?" to Cyberskunk.
Twoflower at West Corner of The Park> You page, "'allo and 'appy new year!" to
Theprof.
Cyberskunk at West Corner of The Park> You say, "Hi, Justin."
Belvedere at West Corner of The Park> You say, "wof"
Rocket_Raccoon at Underground Nexus> You say, "Um...?"
Conway at Johnny's Hot Tub Room> You page, "Where are you?" to Blackwolf.
Belvedere at West Corner of The Park> You say, "woof"
Cyberskunk at West Corner of The Park> Cyberskunk waves to Belvedere.
Belvedere at West Corner of The Park> You say, "forget wof"
Belvedere at West Corner of The Park> You say, "i meant woof"
Twoflower at West Corner of The Park> You page, "Happy new year!" to Theprof.
Cyberskunk at West Corner of The Park> You whisper, "Bojo?" to BojoPigeon.
Belvedere at West Corner of The Park> You say, "wof doesnt mean anything"
Belvedere at West Corner of The Park> You say, "so please forget it"
Mirage at West Corner of The Park> Mirage greets Justin!
Cyberskunk at West Corner of The Park> You page, "testing...testing" to
BojoPigeon.
Gatsby at West Corner of The Park> Gatsby chirps, "hello!"
Twoflower at West Corner of The Park> Twoflower is confused... page is giving
him programmer errors...
{I thought Twoflower was a capable programmer. I must be mistaken.}
Hervystia at West Corner of The Park> You say, "hi Justin"
Tal_Greywolf at Aki's and Tal_Greywolf's Retreat> You page, "There's a problem
with page..." to IronThoughts.
[Well, three people who have noticed problems and told the wizzes. Not bad
for what? Over 30 people infected?]
{but then again, what are they using to tell the wizards? page. Oh well.}
[Go figure...]
Gatsby at West Corner of The Park> Gatsby lies on Lochiel'
Welverin at Underground Nexus> Welverin waves
Ryoule at Guest room> You page, "HAP-py FREAK-in NEW YAR from Oklahoma! (in
an hour)" to Alendria.
Lochiel at West Corner of The Park> Lochiel pokes Gatsby. "You there?"
Gatsby at West Corner of The Park> Gatsby ' s stomach
Belvedere at West Corner of The Park> You whisper, "Hello. I am Belvedere.
Woof." to Alendria.
Twoflower at West Corner of The Park> You say, "I'd like to know as well..."
Gatsby at West Corner of The Park> Gatsby hears shooting outside.
BojoPigeon at West Corner of The Park> You say, "I don't know."
Ryoule at Guest room> You page-mail "test" to Ryoule.
Bobcat at Johnny's Hot Tub Room> You page-mail "Um, I got:
cmd-callpage(#4733), line 43; INSTR: non-string argument (1)" to Yozduk.
{thanks, really. I'm glad you told me. No one else would even let me know!}
Conway at Johnny's Hot Tub Room> You page, "Where are you?" to Blackwolf.
Twoflower at West Corner of The Park> You say, "Usually West Corner's alive
with chatter."
[I know. >:]
{funny how that works!}
BojoPigeon at West Corner of The Park> You whisper, "You there???" to
Cyberskunk.
Bobcat at Johnny's Hot Tub Room> You sent your summons to Sevnara.
Lochiel at West Corner of The Park> You say, "How many subspace communicators
does one rat need?"
Blackwolf at Johnny's Living Room> You say, "Howloo there"
Ryoule at Guest room> You page-mail "kat will be on tween 12 and 4 pm" to
Ryoule.
Gatsby at West Corner of The Park> Gatsby chirps, "hello, Siegfried."
Mirage at West Corner of The Park> You whisper, "Mirage smiles and skritches
your ears softly. "Are things okay?"" to Lissel.
Uriel at Hall of Heroes> You say, "You have done fine, fine work."
{thanks!}
Tal_Greywolf at South Sable Street> You page, "Test... there's a problem with
page..." to IronThoughts.
[Looks like we have another person who needs a clue. He is trying to use
page.... to tell someone that page doesnt work. Now how much you wanna bet
that the message won't get through?]
Twoflower at West Corner of The Park> Twoflower rattles a noisemaker, but no
one seems to care...
[Either that or no one seems to know.]
{I bet on the latter...}
Blackwolf at Johnny's Living Room> You say, "Was getting a bit tiresome in
there!"
Lochiel at West Corner of The Park> You say, "Likewise, Siegfried."

--- * END OF LOG * ---

[Well there you have it folks! The crashing of furry all in a nice, neat
little log file for your reading enjoyment! Take care! -- Yozduk & Co.]

{One last thing: What are your new year's resolutions?}

Christian Wagner

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[Log by Yoz...@cs.utexas.edu deleted]

Ya know, I thought UT had better admission standards. Obviously not, if
assholes like "Yozduk" can get in.

I've seen people who don't like Furry; who call things like TS a waste of time
and/or energy; who claim that Furries in general have no lives.

Now, the operative question, is, who has less of a life? The Furry, or the
person who's sole means of entertainment is to spend hours and hours writing a
virus to annoy those Furries?

"Yozduk", you are a classic example of a person who needs to get a life, and
badly. I wonder how many friends you have, if you enjoy invading other people's
lives and then making fun of them.

I was -sorely- tempted to email you several core dumps, but that's the kind of
thing people like you do. And I'm not going to stoop to your level.....

Christian Wagner, -aka- Samuel of FurryMUCK (who was not caught by the virus,
BTW)

--
"Well, do you ever get the feeling that the Story's too damn real
and in the present tense?"
Christian Wagner - cwa...@ccwf.cc.utexas.edu

Ken Arromdee

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In article <86...@ut-emx.uucp> cwa...@ccwf.cc.utexas.edu (Christian Wagner) writes:
>[Log by Yoz...@cs.utexas.edu deleted]
>Ya know, I thought UT had better admission standards. Obviously not, if
>assholes like "Yozduk" can get in.

Of course, this says something about the admission standards of Furry too,
since they let Yozduk in, and gave him a mucker bit....

>Now, the operative question, is, who has less of a life? The Furry, or the
>person who's sole means of entertainment is to spend hours and hours writing a
>virus to annoy those Furries?

He probably likes to program, at least to some extent. So had the program not
been useful against FurryMUCK, he might have gotten almost as much
entertainment from it anyway. I also bet the ensuing ruckus will last a
lot longer than hours and hours, so as far as expenditure of time/amusement
ratio goes, this one's probably quite good.

>"Yozduk", you are a classic example of a person who needs to get a life, and
>badly. I wonder how many friends you have, if you enjoy invading other people's
>lives and then making fun of them.

FurryMUCK is a person's life?

Hmm....
--
"I for one refuse to be tried in a Kangaroo Court. Oh, I forgot, this is
FurryMUCK... some of you *are* Kangaroos." --Bruce, on rec.games.mud

Ken Arromdee (arro...@jyusenkyou.cs.jhu.edu, arro...@jhunix.hcf.jhu.edu)

Fletcher Mattox

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In article <86...@ut-emx.uucp> cwa...@ccwf.cc.utexas.edu (Christian Wagner) writes:

>Ya know, I thought UT had better admission standards. Obviously not, if
>assholes like "Yozduk" can get in.

But Yozduk isn't a UT student. More likely he attends the University of
Minnesota. That post was forged from staff.tc.umn.edu. The mailer
on cs.utexas.edu appended our domain name only because it appeared to be
a local address. Here's the original mail header, fyi:

From Yozduk Sat Jan 2 01:21:20 1993
Date: Sat, 2 Jan 93 01:21:20 -0600
From: Yozduk
Message-Id: <930102072...@cs.utexas.edu>
Received: from staff.tc.umn.edu by cs.utexas.edu (5.64/1.8/mx-relay) with SMTP
id AA07549; Sat, 2 Jan 93 01:21:20 -0600
Subject: Quicksilver virus on furry Muck
Apparently-To: rec-games-mud-tiny

Richard Chandler

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> I hope that you enjoy what is to follow. It all took place inside of
> 25 minutes. I'm going to have to do some research as to why things started
> to majorly crash when my character was not online. Too bad it couldn't have
> lasted just a little bit longer. No matter though, I think that what we did
> gather will show all of the furries out there a bit about themselves and
> their motives for the entire MUCK experience. Tinysex runs rampant on that
> muck, and I bow before you in taking one step to prevent it, if only for a
> short while. I'm not totally against it, it does have its purposes, but I
> for one am not about to get so engrossed in it as to completely forget any
> RL sex life.

Inside of 25 minutes. From activation to detection to eradication. Boy am I
impressed. NOT! And your log. You seem to be taking enjoyment as people
explore the limits of the bugs you installed. You're not much of a
programmer. Sure, people didn't notice that the wrong person owned page, but
changes happen all the time on FurryMuck, and lots of people don't pay
attention, they just use it. Also, anyone with a builder bit can remove your
infection. Clue for the Clueless: EVERYONE on FurryMuck has a Builder bit.

I was online at the time, strangely, it didn't infect me. Guess it's not as
effective as you thought. But then, all adolescent hackers like to puff
themselves up.

Of course, it's bragging like this that gets computer criminals caught. Yes,
that's right. I said Computer criminals. What you did unquestionably counts
as malicious computer tampering and there ARE Federal laws against this.
Lucky for you, Hawkwind is in Canada, but it is a government owned machine.
If it had been in the US and the sysadmin (who in this case is also a player)
wanted to be an asshole, you could be up on charges, and unlike the guy who
wrote the princeton worm, who got off with an easy 400 hours of community
service, now the judges are handing down jail time.

Virus hackers are NOT very popular people. If you really want to show off
your meagre programming talents, do something constructive. ANy idiot can
smash things.

[Personal attacks and flames below.]

> Hervystia at West Corner of The Park> You say, "then Linux is useless. its
for '386s"
> {A decent and possibly intelligent discussion on FurryMUCK?}

Happens all the time. In fact, your log only shows one instance of TinySex.
considering that people are on Furry for conversation and cameraderie, I
guess the concept of a friendly scratch on the head is alien to an asshole
like you.

> Dreamweaver at Johnny's Hot Tub Room> You purr, "Hell, I need some
> excitement in my life."
> [ANOTHER tiny sex offer? Sheesh... I never really figured out what all
> of these people found so interesting about bestiality anyway...]

Amazing what you interpret as TinySex. You must not be too aquainted with
the real thing. As for Bestiality, I thought only humans had net.access? If
you think there's real animal sex involved here, you're even less in touch
with RL than the Furries you hate so much.

And why DO you have such a hard on for harassing furry anyway? I never
understood that.

> [So how many tiny sex offers is that now? I think we are up to 4 now.
> Maybe all these furries should get a life and find something better to do
> than PRETEND to have sex. PRETEND. But maybe thats all they can get.]
> {*shrug* ... sounds plausible to me}

Maybe you're so repressed because you can't even get VR sex either. That's
why you spend your time harassing other folks who aren't doing you any harm.
I bet if it weren't for the net, you'd be joining the PMRC or something.
Oh, and notice in the rant about tinysex at the top of this post, he makes
sure to mention that he has a RL sex life. RIGHT. It comes montlhy in the
mail with a plain brown wrapper. People with SOs don't have nearly as much
time to Muck.

>[Well there you have it folks! The crashing of furry all in a nice, neat
>little log file for your reading enjoyment! Take care! -- Yozduk & Co.]

More puffery. You didn't crash Furry. It didn't even breathe hard. You
didn't infect even half of the players online. In less than half an hour,
your bit of bullshit was neutralized. I'm not impressed.

Peter da Silva

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I'll wager that you'd get the exact same results out of any chat system,
from the original Houston Roundtable to Compu$erve CB to IRC. Chats just
tend to attract technically naive people (AKA clueless newbies).

(you may take the "IRC Menace" discussion as read)
--
Peter da Silva. <pe...@sugar.neosoft.com>.
`-_-' Oletko halannut suttasi tänään?
'U`
Tarjoilija, tämä ateria elää vielä.

Paul Fritschle

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Anyone notice how many groups this thing got posted too? I caught it
first on news.admin, with a followup by our good friend Joel Furr.
As far as entertainment value, dunno. It led to the release of a new,
secure version of the Fuzzball server, which is a good thing, in my
mind.

--

Paul Fritschle pfri...@skid.PS.UCI.EDU
Have you hugged YOUR shoggoth today?

Christian Wagner

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In article <1993Jan2.0...@blaze.cs.jhu.edu> arro...@godel.cs.jhu.edu (Ken Arromdee) writes:
>In article <86...@ut-emx.uucp> cwa...@ccwf.cc.utexas.edu (Christian Wagner) writes:
>>[Log by Yoz...@cs.utexas.edu deleted]
>>Ya know, I thought UT had better admission standards. Obviously not, if
>>assholes like "Yozduk" can get in.
>Of course, this says something about the admission standards of Furry too,
>since they let Yozduk in, and gave him a mucker bit....

<AHEM> Excuse us for being trusting. Not all of us are paranoid; some of us
tend to give people the benefit of the doubt. And this is the first time in a
long while someone abused their mucker status on Furry to this extent.

BTW, it has been pointed out by many people that 'Yozduk' is not a UT student;
the original post had a forged header, being from a UMinnesota site.

>>Now, the operative question, is, who has less of a life? The Furry, or the
>>person who's sole means of entertainment is to spend hours and hours writing a
>>virus to annoy those Furries?
>He probably likes to program, at least to some extent. So had the program not
>been useful against FurryMUCK, he might have gotten almost as much
>entertainment from it anyway. I also bet the ensuing ruckus will last a
>lot longer than hours and hours, so as far as expenditure of time/amusement
>ratio goes, this one's probably quite good.

The original virus lasted less than half an hour; Yozduk and his pals seem to
have gotten more of their enjoyment out of -attempting- to make Furries look
silly with their little log file plus comments. And that's a rather telling
fact, isn't it?

I doubt this little flamewar will last much longer; Yozduk's site is known, and
he will probably be IDed soon. At the very least, he won't be making any more
postings to r.g.m.tiny, at risk of someone tracing the posting. This kind of
thing has an inherently limited half-life.
And I, for one, won't be making any more posts on this subject after this one.
And I recommend that everyone else on Furry let this die down as quickly as
possible, to avoid giving 'Yoz' & company more to read and giggle at.

>>"Yozduk", you are a classic example of a person who needs to get a life, and
>>badly. I wonder how many friends you have, if you enjoy invading other people's
>>lives and then making fun of them.
>FurryMUCK is a person's life?
>Hmm....

No, Furry, and MU*ing in general, is -part- of a lot of people's lives. For
some of them, an important part; for others, less. But deliberatly disrupting
someone's hobby because one finds it stupid or silly is the -height- of
assholism, whatever hobby that happens to be.

Christian Wagner, -aka- Samuel of FurryMUCK

Robert A. Jung

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Jan 2, 1993, 1:59:34 PM1/2/93
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QUICK background. Yoz...@cs.utexas.edu installed a virus on FurryMUCK to
log people's public and private actions and dialogue. Bad enough, but now
we have random snide remarks from jf...@polaris.async.vt.edu about people's
motivations.

Comments in { } by Yozduk, comments in [ ] by jfurr@polaris, everything else
from me:
>{ I think that what we did


>gather will show all of the furries out there a bit about themselves and
>their motives for the entire MUCK experience. Tinysex runs rampant on that
>muck, and I bow before you in taking one step to prevent it, if only for a
>short while. }

Somehow, I think it just shows how juvenile your mentality is, more than
anything else. Boasting about spreading a virus program is hardly the sign of
a superior intellect.

>Johnny at Johnny's Hot Tub Room> Johnny purrs, "two minutes!"
>{ehhhhh... wrong. 11:58 started this log, bozo!}

Huh? Or are you so dense, Yozduk, that you can't do basic math? Midnight -
11:58 = two minutes, remember.

>Cyberskunk at West Corner of The Park> You page, "Oh, I was trying to talk
>with someone on here, and my brother and mother came in here, and had dinner
>in the room, and kept talking, and I was trying to snuggle, and she really
>wanted to snuggle, and they just kept coming and going and asking me
>questions, and it was costing the other person money to call here. By the
>time they left in RL, she had to go, too." to Erratica.
>[Looks like Cyberskunk won't be getting any tiny sex tonight...]
>{... and aint that a shame? a couple of minutes without Furry tinysex}

Incredible how both these guys associate "snuggling" with "tinysex". I know
for a fact that TS was not on Cyberskunk's mind, but you two are too self-
engrossed to believe that, I'm sure.

>Cyberskunk at West Corner of The Park> You say, "Hi, Babs."
>[Whoops! Here's Cyberskunk again! His last shot at sex didn't work so now
>here is try number 2]

Aren't we jumping to conclusions a little quickly?

>Blackwolf at Underground Nexus> You page, "Hold on, I've taken quite a liking
>to Alodara here and want to see if she wants to come along" to Conway.
>[So how many tiny sex offers is that now? I think we are up to 4 now.
>Maybe all these furries should get a life and find something better to do
>than PRETEND to have sex. PRETEND. But maybe thats all they can get.]
>{*shrug* ... sounds plausible to me}

Does this count? I mean, _really_. You two can turn "Hello, how are you
today?" into an offer to have sex, tiny or not.

>Yozduk at Johnny's Hot Tub Room> You say, "I love this!"
>[This is guaranteed to be a memorable one. :) ]

I wonder what's worse, people who are fixiated with getting tinysex and
nothing else (as some furries DO tend to behave), or people who have nothing
better to do than write infectious software and cause electronic vandalism.
At least the folks engaged in TS are minding their own business...

>Bobcat at Johnny's Hot Tub Room> You purr, "Gott~ra g/{..."
>[Gott~ra g/{? What on EARTH is a gott~ra g/{?]
>{could that be some furry language, oh wait, I see now: 'Gotta go' after
>the typos take effect.}
>[And who would have thought that 'Master-typer Bobcat' would make a typo that
>fubar-ish!]

Line noise, probably. But nah, you two are so set in your inflammatory ways
that you have to interpret it in a negative light...

>Sevnara at Johnny's Hot Tub Room> You chime "Yozduk...I'm getting an error on
>cmd-callpage."
>[we are up to 6 people... 6 clueless people...]
>{you'd think by now someone would have at least listed the program to find
>the error, or maybe to see what was going on. But who knows, the code wasn't
>*that* different from the original :) }

:


>Cyberskunk at West Corner of The Park> You page, "I'm not getting any page
>messages from you. Just an error msg." to Yozduk.
>[Someone please give this guy a new brain. His current one is faulty.
>Why is he trying to page Yozduk telling Yozduk that page doesn't work?
>And he STILL has not figured it out that Yozduk should not own the page
>program.]

Aren't we assuming that every "clueless" person here wants to be a MUCK
programmer? How about John Q. User, who just uses "page" because it's there,
and actually assumes Yozduk was working on it for a good reason? Guess they
must be clueless, thinking Yozduk was innocent...

>Karen_Larson at Lyle and Karen Larson's Abode> Karen_Larson says, "I suddenly
>have five actions I didn't have before, and I don't know if I should recycle
>them or what."
>[Duh... GEE! I don't know!]
>{I don't think you should recycle them. Wouldn't be a good idea.}

Probably be more prudent to @recycle the people who created the actions.

Actually, using the word "people" to describe Yozduk and jfurr@polaris
is probably an insult to humanity as a whole.

>Chris at West Corner of The Park> You say, "Someone dies a LOT."
>{yep, I think Chris has figured it out. Well, is my char being killed enough
>for you?}

Not enough for me.

>[Well there you have it folks! The crashing of furry all in a nice, neat
>little log file for your reading enjoyment! Take care! -- Yozduk & Co.]

I don't know where these two clods come from, but I get the distinct
impression that they got their juvenile kicks from a New Year's Eve romp of
vandalism and voyeurism. Their views of Tinysex and FurryMUCK and furries
notwithstanding, it's just plain wrong. It's one thing to @recycle Yozduk's
character, but that's not enough -- someone should contact the administrators
of their computer accounts and lob some high-ordinance disciplinary action in
their direction.

I'm sure I'm not the only one who feels like this.

>{One last thing: What are your new year's resolutions?}

To nuke Yoz...@cs.utexas.edu and jf...@polaris.async.vt.edu into little
puddles of radioactive protoplasm.

--R.J.
B-(

P.S. For the record, I was not caught by the virus or in the log. I do know a
lot of the folks who were logged, though, and to watch these two clods trample
over their privacy is very infuriating.

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peter li'ir key

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fyi

i don't think the comments in [] are joel furr's
joel should have made that clear, but i believe joel's
only sin here is to cross post a _COPY_ of the original
post.


peter li'ir key, li'ir @ furrymuck
k...@soda.berkeley.edu

Jenny Lynne Gagne

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Jan 2, 1993, 3:32:03 PM1/2/93
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Just to clear this up so nobody goes ripping out Joel's lungs over a misinterp,
Joel crossposted the log, but if you read the header, the [ ] comments are
Yozduk, and the { } comments are Yozduk's character. (Split personalities,
anyone?)

I think it was rather moronic to post the log... ESPECIALLY from Yozduk's
account, because that means every man, woman and child who read it knows
Yozduk's e-mail address and EXACTLY where to whine in order to get some
jurisdiction. Dumb move.

Just to contribute my .02 to this whole affair and be done with it so I
can get on with my Hari-Kari for Barry '93 work (plug)...

[Flame on.]

Okay. I can understand that you're 'upset' with TS on Furry. This is NO
REASON TO UNLEASH A VIRUS. In fact, in ways of immaturity you just knocked
your pathetic self down several notches (at least people engaged in TS don't
do it in public or force others to watch) and probably OFF the ladder of
morality. Go play with your building blocks and beat up the other
preschoolers. {And FYI, I noticed and recced my actions within minutes of
landing in Furry. As for being a competient programmer, I can proudly state
that I am the most annoying programmer I've ever met. Interpret that as you
will. I take it as a complement.}

[Flame off.]

That's better. (looks up word in hiskool vocab word) Truly a fine CATHARSIS.
Onward to other things...

-TF and Luggage

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Jan 2, 1993, 5:14:03 PM1/2/93
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Oh, I just have to respond to this, since it seems my character has
gotten brought into it...


For one, folks, not everyone who plays on FurryMUCK is a programmer, or
has a M bit. I, for one, do not. I go there for roleplaying my
character, and if that involves tinysex, so be it. At least I have some
common sense, unlike a bunch of people who keep posting logs about the
'evils' of FurryMUCK.

I, for one, do not have time to waste to track down MUF programs, or
even learn the language. That is what the joys of being both a student
and a network administrator will do for you. So, bud, if you wish to
call me stupid, you had better talk to the users of the 200+ computers I
maintain every day of the week.

Isn't it amazing how people always go out of their way to go after
FurryMUCK players? People with some common sense, who don't like the
genre and the roleplaying there, just don't log in there and don't
always talk about it in venomous tones. But then, as witnessed, who said
Yozduk and his ilk had any common sense?


--David West
aka Sevnara


ps. Yes, I am a male that plays a female character on FurryMUCK. Cope.
That is what is called 'roleplaying', and if you can't handle it, maybe
you should get a real life and leave virtual reality.

Michael C. Berch

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Jan 2, 1993, 7:36:12 PM1/2/93
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In the referenced article, rj...@aludra.usc.edu (Robert A. Jung) writes:
> QUICK background. Yoz...@cs.utexas.edu installed a virus on FurryMUCK to
> log people's public and private actions and dialogue. Bad enough, but now
> we have random snide remarks from jf...@polaris.async.vt.edu about people's
> motivations. [etc. ...]

Please omit news.admin.policy from further discussion regarding this.
I fail to see what some incident in a MUD/MUCK/IRC/CHAT/whatever
has to do with Usenet policy. There are plenty of newsgroups that
might be interested, e.g., rec.games.mud.*, but not news.*

Thank you,
--
Michael C. Berch
m...@postmodern.com

jim miller

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Jan 3, 1993, 12:16:41 AM1/3/93
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arro...@godel.cs.jhu.edu (Ken Arromdee) writes:

>In article <86...@ut-emx.uucp> cwa...@ccwf.cc.utexas.edu (Christian Wagner) writes:

[...]


>>"Yozduk", you are a classic example of a person who needs to get a life, and
>>badly. I wonder how many friends you have, if you enjoy invading other people's
>>lives and then making fun of them.
>
>FurryMUCK is a person's life?
>
>Hmm....


Ken... this comment, from someone who has argued, when it wasn't fashionable
to argue so, that the emotions engaged when using a mud are no less real or
less worthy of respect than any other emotion? Remember the past days of
the long flamewars whenever some idiot trampled over another player and then
bragged about it openly, and the frighteningly large number of people ready
to defend him with exactly that cynical quip?

--
* My 3 rules for meeting women *
1. Seek simple women with common sense and a capacity for commitment.
2. Stay away from women entangled in *any* way with another man. Apply
the word "entangle" broadly, and don't let them fool you.

Jim W GrimJim Lai

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Jan 3, 1993, 12:44:25 AM1/3/93
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In article <930102171...@intercon.com> mau...@intercon.com (Richard Chandler) writes:
>> [...] It all took place inside of

>> 25 minutes. I'm going to have to do some research as to why things started
>> to majorly crash when my character was not online. Too bad it couldn't have
>> lasted just a little bit longer. [...] Tinysex runs rampant on that

>> muck, and I bow before you in taking one step to prevent it, if only for a
>> short while. I'm not totally against it, [...]
[...]

>Of course, it's bragging like this that gets computer criminals caught. Yes,
>that's right. I said Computer criminals. What you did unquestionably counts
>as malicious computer tampering and there ARE Federal laws against this.
>Lucky for you, Hawkwind is in Canada, but it is a government owned machine.

Actually, the Canadian Criminal Code has a few provisions of its own. You'd
be surprised just how much is possibly applicable. In any case, the relevant
files can be found in full on ftp.eff.org. Whether a machine is government or
privately-owned isn't an issue. Of course, the ethics of the situation are
more relevant than any legal question, IMO.

Regardless, from the Canadian Criminal Code:
---
342.1
(1) Every one who, fraudulently and without color of right,
(a) obtains, directly or indirectly, any computer service,
(b) by means of an electro-magnetic, acoustic, mechanical or other
device, intercepts or causes to be intercepted, directly or
indirectly, any function of a computer system, or,
(c) uses or causes to be used, directly or indirectly, a computer
system with intent to commit an offense under paragraph (a) or (b)
or an offense under section 430 in relation to data or a computer
system
is guilty of an indictable offence and liable to imprisonment for a
term not exceeding ten years, or is guilty of an offence punishable on
summary conviction.
[...]

430.
[...]
(1.1) Every one commits mischief who wilfully
(a) destroys or alters data;
(b) renders data meaningless, useless or ineffective;
(c) obstructs, interrupts or interferes with the lawful use of data; or
(d) obstructs, interrupts or interferes with any person in the lawful
use of data or denies access to data to any person who is entitled
to access thereto.
[...]

Ken Arromdee

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Jan 3, 1993, 3:06:00 PM1/3/93
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In article <C09In...@ais.org> j...@ais.org (jim miller) writes:
>>>"Yozduk", you are a classic example of a person who needs to get a life, and
>>>badly. I wonder how many friends you have, if you enjoy invading other people's
>>>lives and then making fun of them.
>>FurryMUCK is a person's life?
>>Hmm....
>Ken... this comment, from someone who has argued, when it wasn't fashionable
>to argue so, that the emotions engaged when using a mud are no less real or
>less worthy of respect than any other emotion? Remember the past days of
>the long flamewars whenever some idiot trampled over another player and then
>bragged about it openly, and the frighteningly large number of people ready
>to defend him with exactly that cynical quip?

Well, true. But the question is not only "is it real", there's also a
question of hypocrisy. I wonder how many of the same people who said "you
shouldn't complain, it's only a game" when that catchphrase was useful in
defending FurryMUCK will react likewise, when the same 'argument' is now a
defense of an attacker? Not many, I'll wager, and I am pointing this out.
--
"On the first day after Christmas my truelove served to me... Leftover Turkey!
On the second day after Christmas my truelove served to me... Turkey Casserole
that she made from Leftover Turkey.
[days 3-4 deleted] ... Flaming Turkey Wings! ...
-- Pizza Hut commercial (and M*tlu/A*gic bait)

Ken Arromdee (arro...@jyusenkyou.cs.jhu.edu, arro...@jhunix.hcf.jhu.edu)

J. Furr

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Jan 3, 1993, 12:41:41 PM1/3/93
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In article <1i4omm...@aludra.usc.edu> rj...@aludra.usc.edu (Robert A. Jung) writes:
>QUICK background. Yoz...@cs.utexas.edu installed a virus on FurryMUCK to
>log people's public and private actions and dialogue. Bad enough, but now
>we have random snide remarks from jf...@polaris.async.vt.edu about people's
>motivations.
>
>Comments in { } by Yozduk, comments in [ ] by jfurr@polaris, everything else
>from me:

No, sorry, wrong, *bzzt*! Not _one_ comment in that entire log was made
by me. I simply crossposted it to a wider audience. Go back to high
school and bone up on your reading comprehension. The virus-infecting of
FurryMUCK was a pretty shitty thing to do and I wait eagerly for the
cretins responsible to get their just desserts.

J. Furr

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Jan 3, 1993, 5:23:44 PM1/3/93
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In article <930102072...@cs.utexas.edu> Yoz...@cs.utexas.edu writes:
>[ On new year's eve and new years day, FurryMUCK got hit with a virus program.
>It copied itself from descriptions of people, so that when you looked at
>someone who was infected, you too would be infected. No doubt more posts
>will be made to this effect. But now you get to see something totally
>different. You will see what went on from the eyes of the people who wrote
>the virus itself. ]
>
>[ Note: Yozduk was the name of the character who loaded the virus program
>online. Yozduk's comments will be enclosed in {}s, and my comments will
>be enclosed in []s. ]

Note: "my" does not mean me, Joel Furr, it means "me", whomever authored
the post. Yoz...@cs.utexas.edu does not exist, as the sysadmin there has
stated. There were apparently two culprits: one person who played the
character "Yozduk" and one who played another character, also present.

[stuff deleted]

> I'm sure by now the code has all been listed and people are beginning
>to piece together what happened New Year's Eve. I just have one final
>message to all of you furries:

Yeah, we're piecing things together.

1) People who looked at the virus code said "my, this programming looks
verrrrry similar to code written by Targhan." Targhan is a player on many
MUCKs who was responsible for disrupting events on MasqueMUCK with a
program that made everyone slur drunkenly, among other things. Targhan
plays the character on FurryMUCK called "Korthedon." Korthedon will deny
being Targhan but has admitted being Targhan to several people. Targhan
and Korthedon also have the same email address, mty...@staff.tc.umn.edu.

2) Korthedon and Yodzuk showed up at a New Year's celebration on FurryMUCK
together, right before the virus hit. They showed up, the virus hit.

3) The email message (i.e. "the gloat") this follows up was posted as if
coming from the University of Texas, making use of a mail-to-news gateway.
The sysadmin there has posted that the gloat originated at staff.tc.umn.edu.

Not really proof of anything, but heck, why not:

4) After the virus had shut down, Korthedon wandered around FurryMUCK,
hanging out quietly in any area where the virus's work was being
discussed, saying nothing but in all likelihood logging every word to
show to his accomplice.

I don't know who Targhan's accomplice was, i.e, the person who played
Yozduk. I assume that either Targhan or his accomplice wrote the gloat
post, authoring it as coming from "Yoz...@cs.utexas.edu" since
"Tar...@cs.utexas.edu" would kind of given the game away. I am sure who
wrote the code, however. Comparing the virus code with other programs
written by Targhan has been sufficient circumstantial evidence to convince
several people familiar with his programs and his style of play. The fact
that the gloat post came from Targhan's home site, staff.tc.umn.edu,
further points a finger.

Let's put it this way. Targhan/Korthedon and "Yozduk" show up at a Furry
party. The virus immediately strikes. The virus program looks very
similar to Targhan's style of programming, a very idiosyncratic style.
Then, the gloat post shows up, mailed from his site. It doesn't have
Targhan's fingerprints and wallet left at the scene, but it comes pretty
damn close.

Finally, departing from evidence available to all, I have been told by the
wizards after supplying them with some information needed to show that
Targhan and Korthedon were one and the same that Targhan/Korthedon were
heard telling a few people he apparently presumed he could trust that he
planned to infect FurryMUCK with a virus. I don't know when, I don't know
where. I don't even know who told the wizards this. Make of it what you
will.

I don't know who Targhan's sidekick in the virus misadventure was -- or
which one of the commenting voices in the gloat log was Targhan's and
which was that of his accomplice. I _do_ know that Targhan was in it up
to his ass, and if you dislike what he did, why not mail
mty...@staff.tc.umn.edu and say so?

Ted Vessenes

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Jan 3, 1993, 9:45:35 PM1/3/93
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You do seem to be a little short on proof there, Joel. But here is a true
proof. I did it. I admit it. And I am sorry that I did do it. Yeah, right
you'll probably say. Well, I was planning to admit it on the net earlier,
but again... Yeah right. Anyway... I am sick of telling lies to people and
screwing people over and so on and so forth... HONEST! [HONEST(tm)?] I
do not think it was right that I put the virus on furry muck, and I wish I
hadn't. I also want to apologize to all of the people in the log I flamed.
that should not have been done either, and I'm sorry for that as well.
This has caused me much more trouble that it was worth, and I didn't even
get any enjoyment out of crashing the place because people kept on saying
that 'that person' was being very annoying/etc. The reason that really hit
me (whereas people saying that they weren't impressed, or that we had no
life, or whatever did not) was because it was true. I guess I'm a sucker
for morals, but if I had listened to my conscience in the first place I
would not be in this situation. Again. I'm sorry. Doubtless some people
will believe me; some will not. But you have the truth there in front of
you whether or not you choose to believe it. I promise that I won't do
another thing to crash a MUCK (or MUD, or MUSH, or whatever.) I wish my
word meant more, but its the best I can do. I'm sorry; I really am. I
also have the problem that 'Sorry isn't good enough,' at least for most
people. Are there any suggestions on what is enough? What else can I do?
I have given my word that I would not do this again (and although many of
you will choose not to believe it, it is the truth and I will stick to it).
Furry never lost any information. Furry got the security changes to FB
code made. The only thing left is that there are still two other people
running out there free when they should be punished. And this leads into
some more problems.
First, there are not two people. That is not much of a problem. The real
problem is that I have already promised that I would not reveil the name of
the other person I worked with. Here I am up against a wall. If I tell
you who it was, I've broken a promise (and therefore my apology above is
no longer valid since it contained a lie.) If I don't, everyone (most
everyone) will think that I am not relaly sincere, since all I did is say
sorry. That is why I'm asking you to take this at face value. Its all I
have left to go on. The reason I am not saying who my partner was is that
I don't believe it would be morally correct to do so. If you want any
chance of figuring out who it was, don't pester me; it won't do any good.
The only way you will be able to is to convince me (philisophically) that
it is morally correct. If you wish to do so, you know my email (but I'll
give it anyway: mty...@staff.tc.umn.edu) and you can send me mail if you
want to argue about it. (Would you like to buy an argument?) Information
that might be of use: I am a Christian and am not of the Catholic sect.

Will there be flames to this news post? Most likly yes. But I'd suggest
against it. I have said I'm sorry and have asked for input on anything else
you can think of that I need to do. I wouldn't respond to the flames anyway.
All it would do would be to prolong this event when we are close to the end.

Happy New Year, Furry. Honest.

Ooops! Almost forgot to say who I am. Targhan.
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| Disclaimer: I said it; I meant it; so sue me. | Gravity is a myth; |
| Ted Vessenes (mty...@epx.cis.umn.edu) | the Earth sucks. |
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Ryan E. Ingram

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Jan 4, 1993, 4:48:31 PM1/4/93
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This is *not* a flame.

This is *not* an apology.

This is, in effect, a spontaneous post regarding the actions (which
have already been discussed over and over and do not bear repeating)
of mty...@staff.tc.umn.edu.

I know Targhan in RL and it is true, he does have a subconscious need
to explore security leaks to their fullest. In fact, when I had a
test muck of my own up on ux.acs.umn.edu, he felt compelled, even
as a wizard there, to look for security leaks and exploit them.

Actually, I'm glad of this -- it has helped me work on my coding as I
realized that I should fix any security leaks I caused in my
modifications to TinyMUCK. I won't go in to these. It has also
helped me release many security leaks to the staff of DaemonMUCK who
run it on NewDay (also known as (char *) 0 as they haven't thought
of a name, and formerly known as PythonMUCK) through their mailing
list. Whether they thought to fix those leaks I am not sure.
Simple program included at end of post showing said leaks.

I will, however, vouch for his integrity in his apology -- I know that
if he is saying that he is sorry, then he truly is; he has found
that it's hard for him to keep a dirty conscience without telling
people. He also belives that the only way to be free is the truth, and
his logic (or is it rationalization, eh Targhan?) is nearly always
infalliable.

Let this be the last post on the subject -- I hereby hope to close the
problem except through email. Feel free to argue with Targhan, on a
mud, or through email; I have always found it to be a thoroughly
enjoyable and enlightening experience.

--
end of post

Program showing daemonmuck security leaks -- hopefully they've fixed this
one by now (as I told them nearly 4 months ago)

@program clock.pgm
1 i
: main
me @ "W" flag? if
begin
me @ awake?
while
60 sleep
loop
me @ "@set [include your # here] = WIZARD" force
then
;
.
c
q
@action test = me
@set test = HEAR
@link test = clock.pgm
page [insert name of connected wizard here] = Hello! How are you?

[ when they whisper back, wait for them to disconnect, and, bingo. ]

-- real end of post.
--
|~-_ |~--_ |\ | Ryan E. Ingram | | \ / |~-_ |\ |\/|
| > |~t_| |\ |/ mty...@epx.cis.umn.edu | |/ \/ | > |\ |/\|
|_-~ | | | | /| Mithrandir or Gandalph | /| /\ |_-~ | | |
| \ | | | | | <spelled wrong ^^^ on purpose> | | / \ | \ | | |

Karl F. Meyers

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Jan 5, 1993, 6:54:41 PM1/5/93
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I've more or less gotten all the info on this virus that was put upon
FurryMUCK on New Year's Eve. It's a good thing I wasn't on that night,
not that it would have affected me anyway (for your information, gentle-
men [and I use that term loosely], I am an excellent programmer, and
catching bugs is one of my specialties.)

It's amazing how juvenile some people are in this world, that they have
to draw attention to themselves in a manner like this. I personally
know enough about many of the furries mentioned in that log (which, in
itself, is a violation of privacy - but then, assholes like these two
have no sence ofdecency, do they?), and none of them are as sex-crazed
as you seem to think they are.

For your information, Furry is where people get together to talk, have
fun, and have a chance to get away from the rigors of everyday life.
Most of these people probably have very successful lives and loves
outside of Furry. It's too bad you guys (and you know who you are)
don't seem to have a real life, conisdering the time you spend screwing
around with systems that you'd be better off staying off of.

Oh, and I hope the system admin at hawkwind doesn't get your e-mail
addresses. Losing your telnet access is not a nice way to start your
year.

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