I need to know
Ian B
Dr. X
Ian B <ian...@hotmail.com> wrote in article
<7oim0i$7d9$1...@yeppa.connect.com.au>...
> Where I can find some web pages with information about dark eldar.
Ever heard of a search engine?
--
The Squidgly, Edible and Somewhat Psychedelic A., who believes that people
with an IQ of less than 120 should be banned from utilising an internet
connection.
MXPtexdem1
Can you guys let me know why so many who ask legit questions on this NG are
told off in annoying fashion?
It seems that we should welcome inquiry into the hobby.
Everyone started at some point. A little courtesy would be great. If you find
their question stupid or feel put-upon, ignore their post. No need to tell
them off.
Mario
La Grief
MXPtexdem1 wrote in message
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>
>Can you guys let me know why so many who ask legit questions on this NG are
>told off in annoying fashion?
Look don't ask this question ever again, oh and prepare to be humilated and
flamed, it could happen.
Stupid questions like where can i find info on this race and why are skaven
slaves crap are so simple to work out or find a solution to you dont need to
give an answer. and for being stupid you are punished!
If you say something like give me the riules to this and send them to this
address you can surely expect to be flamed or taken the pisss out of.
If you have the idiocy to say something like "do ya know that if you go to a
web site "www.games-workshop.com" you find out stuff about warhammer, you
are also asking for trouble.
>It seems that we should welcome inquiry into the hobby.
>
>Everyone started at some point. A little courtesy would be great. If you
find
>their question stupid or feel put-upon, ignore their post. No need to
tell
>them off.
Now exuse me but i have seen plenty of sensible question answered, ones that
need to be answered and cant be found by doing a simple task to get the
answer.
-Lee
Http://www.blackrat999.freeserve.co.uk/lee/
ICQ#:30319689
its 4 in the morning, im just .... going .... to ...ZZZZZ
BAZ!
MXPtexdem1 wrote in message
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>
>Can you guys let me know why so many who ask legit questions on this NG are
>told off in annoying fashion?
I thought he was told off in rather splendid fashion myself.
>It seems that we should welcome inquiry into the hobby.
Well, that depends. Should we welcome enquiry, or should we welcome enquiry
only from those with the ingenuity to try a search engine when they want to
find something on the Internet. There is a subtle difference there, I'm
sure you'll agree.
>Everyone started at some point. A little courtesy would be great. If you
find
>their question stupid or feel put-upon, ignore their post. No need to
tell
>them off.
Try lurking.
BAZ! 0 :' >
Jimi
> web site "www.games-workshop.com" you find out stuff about warhammer, you
> are also asking for trouble.
I'm gonna do it to see what happens!!
Jimi The Wolflord
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you're laughin at him, so now if you'll apologize, like i know you're going to, i might convince him
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Jimi wrote in message <7ojch3$4ms$1...@news6.svr.pol.co.uk>...
>> If you have the idiocy to say something like "do ya know that if you go
to a
>> web site "www.games-workshop.com" you find out stuff about warhammer, you
>> are also asking for trouble.
>
>I'm gonna do it to see what happens!!
>
Don't bother Jimi. I tried it and the only 'stuff' I found out was that it
was some spam site trying to sell us overpriced minis.
BAZ! 0 :' >
Dr. X
La Grief <blac...@blackrat999.freeserve.co.uk> wrote in article
<7oisal$s45$1...@news6.svr.pol.co.uk>...
>
> MXPtexdem1 wrote in message
> <19990807224912...@ng-fw1.aol.com>...
> >
> >Can you guys let me know why so many who ask legit questions on this NG
are
> >told off in annoying fashion?
>
>
> Look don't ask this question ever again, oh and prepare to be humilated
and
> flamed, it could happen.
It already has ...
>
> Stupid questions like where can i find info on this race and why are
skaven
> slaves crap are so simple to work out or find a solution to you dont need
to
> give an answer. and for being stupid you are punished!
Slaverats are *not* crap. They're one of the most useful units in the
game, and certainly one of the best in terms of value for points.
--
The Squidgly, Edible and Somewhat Psychedelic A.
smithdoerr
Can anyone send me a copy of the rules?
Can anyone send me their copy of the rules?
Can anyone come over to my house and read the rules to me?
Can anyone explain the rules to me while talking slow and not using
any large words?
Can anyone show me how to dup figs?
Can anyone build my figs for me?
Can anyone paint my figs for me?
Can anyone buy some figs and build and paint them for me?
Can anyone make an army list for me?
Can anyone make an army list for me that can't ever lose?
Can anyone coach me while I play 40K?
Can anyone role the dice for me while I play 40K?
Can anyone pick me up and drive me over to my friend's house so I can
play 40K?
Can anyone tell me how to find the FAQ?
Can anyone tell me how to find the Games Workshop web site?
Can anyone tell me how to find the playtest Eldar Codex?
Can anyone tell me how to find that one post where some guy was asking
a question about the song "Detachable Penis"?
Can anyone tell me how I would ever find my own head if it wasn't
attached to my sholders?
Can anyone tell me what 1 + 1 is?
Can anyone tell me how to spell "cat"?
Can anyone tell me if there is a better way to sell minis other than
"You suck so buy my stuff"?
Can anyone tell me how to start a new NG?
Can anyone tell me if splitting this NG is a good idea?
Can anyone tell me why a laser isn't considered an "energy weapon"?
Can anyone tell me the true identity of Uncle Alec so I can meet him
in person and be his "nephew"?
Can anyone tell me if I should get flamed for this post?
Can anyone tell me if this is a waste of band width?
Can anyone tell me if replying to this idiotic post would be a waste
of band width?
Can anyone tell I'm really bored?
Can anyone tell me if these are unreasonable requests?
- smithdoerr
La Grief
Dr. X wrote in message <01bee1ac$9d16e360$60cbac3e@default>...
>Slaverats are *not* crap. They're one of the most useful units in the
>game, and certainly one of the best in terms of value for points.
sorry, missed out the word, "smell." who knows whear they've been!
-Lee
Http://www.blackrat999.freeserve.co.uk/lee/
ICQ#:30319689
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years isn't exacty the point.
The Cheshire Cat
>
>
>
"and in Hawaii, something laughs"
The Cheshire Cat strikes again!
I am The Cheshire Cat. Come closer. Thats it...dont be
frightened. I will not hurt you...much. Come to into my home
and make yourself comfortable. Yes, please come in.
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BAZ!
smithdoerr wrote in message <7okqr0$e5o$1...@nntp6.atl.mindspring.net>...
>
>
>Can anyone send me a copy of the rules?
Someone can.
>Can anyone send me their copy of the rules?
Undoubtedly.
>Can anyone come over to my house and read the rules to me?
It's probably a bit of a treck I'm afraid.
>Can anyone explain the rules to me while talking slow and not using
>any large words?
I always talk slow and with no big words.
>Can anyone show me how to dup figs?
I don't know if 'dup' is a veiled innuendo, so I'll say no just in case.
>Can anyone build my figs for me?
Mike McVey.
>Can anyone paint my figs for me?
Well, we had the GD winner around here somewhere before...
>Can anyone buy some figs and build and paint them for me?
For large amounts of cash.
>Can anyone make an army list for me?
Here's a 200 point Marine list:
HQ:
Chaplain: 70
TROOPS:
5 Scouts with bolt pistol and close combat weapon: 65
5 Scouts with bolters: 65
>Can anyone make an army list for me that can't ever lose?
Yes, here is a 0 point army list:
HQ:
Nothing: 0 points
TROOPS:
Nothing: 0 points
Nothing: 0 points
It can only be used in 0 point games against 0 point opponents, which means
the game will be a draw. You will never win, but at least you'll never
used.
>Can anyone coach me while I play 40K?
In what?
>Can anyone role the dice for me while I play 40K?
Pop the dice into one of those hamster wheels. The hamster starts to spin
and rolls the dice - wait for him to stop to see the score.
>Can anyone pick me up and drive me over to my friend's house so I can
>play 40K?
Unca Alec may be able to, it depends how old you are.
>Can anyone tell me how to find the FAQ?
No need for that kind of language.
>Can anyone tell me how to find the Games Workshop web site?
Games Workshop could. Possibly. Well, some of them could perhaps look up
the URL for you if they really had to. Probably.
>Can anyone tell me how to find the playtest Eldar Codex?
Me Too! I'm a beached whale!
>Can anyone tell me how to find that one post where some guy was asking
>a question about the song "Detachable Penis"?
Shim probably has it archived.
>Can anyone tell me how I would ever find my own head if it wasn't
>attached to my sholders?
You're head is attached to your shoulders? Huh - earth-thing are you?
>Can anyone tell me what 1 + 1 is?
A sum.
>Can anyone tell me how to spell "cat"?
C. H. E. S. H. I. R. E. But don't use the true name, lest ye summon him.
>Can anyone tell me if there is a better way to sell minis other than
>"You suck so buy my stuff"?
More swearing, worse spelling and all-caps, thus:
FUK OF AND BYE MI ORCKS!
>Can anyone tell me how to start a new NG?
Why? This one's not broken yet.
>Can anyone tell me if splitting this NG is a good idea?
It depends what you propose to split it into...
>Can anyone tell me why a laser isn't considered an "energy weapon"?
Because GW are collectively god, and they said so.
>Can anyone tell me the true identity of Uncle Alec so I can meet him
>in person and be his "nephew"?
He's Batman.
>Can anyone tell me if I should get flamed for this post?
That goes without saying. It is our inalienable right to always be flamed
for anything we say or do on here.
>Can anyone tell me if this is a waste of band width?
No - there's no such thing.
>Can anyone tell me if replying to this idiotic post would be a waste
>of band width?
Erm... I hope not, or I'm really for it.
>Can anyone tell I'm really bored?
No, really?
>Can anyone tell me if these are unreasonable requests?
>
I don't have a problem with them. If only more people were so polite in
their requests.
BAZ! 0 :' >
Blank Dave
>
>
>It's probably a bit of a treck I'm afraid.
And you have something better to do?
>>Can anyone explain the rules to me while talking slow and not using
>>any large words?
>
>
>I always talk slow and with no big words.
If you talked any slower or used smaller words you'ld be a southerner.
>>Can anyone tell me how to find the Games Workshop web site?
>
>
>Games Workshop could. Possibly. Well, some of them could perhaps look up
>the URL for you if they really had to. Probably.
If the dRoolz Boyz even knew it exsisted.
>>Can anyone tell me how to find that one post where some guy was asking
>>a question about the song "Detachable Penis"?
>
>
>Shim probably has it archived.
I think it was Alister, and he wasn't talking about the song, he was talking
about his actual equipment.
>>Can anyone tell me how to spell "cat"?
>
>
>C. H. E. S. H. I. R. E. But don't use the true name, lest ye summon him.
Or Whoopi Goldberg. Oops, sorry.
>>Can anyone tell me if there is a better way to sell minis other than
>>"You suck so buy my stuff"?
>
>More swearing, worse spelling and all-caps, thus:
>
>FUK OF AND BYE MI ORCKS!
Yo0z 5uk, 8Uy Mi f1gUrz, u f^<k3rz
I feel so dirty now.
>>Can anyone tell me if splitting this NG is a good idea?
>
>
>It depends what you propose to split it into...
rec.games.miniatures.warhammer.40K
rec.games.miniatures.warhammer.Leman-russ.heavy-bolter.left-sponson.third-sh
ell.named-fred-by-gunner,
rec.games.miniatures.warhammer.Alister's-sexual-innuendo (now that's truely
a group unto itself)
rec.games.miniatures.warhammer.cross-dressing
rec.games.miniatures.warhammer.cross-dressing.bum-biting
rec.games.miniatures.warhammer.cross-dressing.bim-biting.eldar
>>Can anyone tell me if this is a waste of band width?
>
>No - there's no such thing.
The entire NG is.
>>Can anyone tell me if replying to this idiotic post would be a waste
>>of band width?
>
>
>Erm... I hope not, or I'm really for it.
BAZ! is a waste of bandwidth...hell he's even a waste of skin...alot of
skin.
Blank Dave
I know what you're thinking. Power up the robots, storm the city, burn it
to it's foundations until we find that GLORIFIED SPOON BENDER!!...But that
spells public relations disaster.
Usenet is like a herd of performing elephants with diarrhoea ...
Massive, difficult to re-direct, awe-inspiring, entertaining, and a source
of mind-boggling amounts of excrement, when you least expect it.
Gene Spafford
john schwarz
Say, that's not sarcasm is it?
Chez Kendall
>Can anyone send me their copy of the rules? No
>Can anyone come over to my house and read the rules to me? Corpses can't
walk
>Can anyone explain the rules to me while talking slow and not using
so we'd better keep things simple for you.
>Can anyone show me how to dup figs? Try moulding your turds
>Can anyone build my figs for me? No
>Can anyone paint my figs for me? No
>Can anyone buy some figs and build and paint them for me? Err...no again!
>Can anyone make an army list for me? Try buying a codex and making it
yourself
>Can anyone make an army list for me that can't ever lose? Yes, don't get
one!
>Can anyone coach me while I play 40K? No
>Can anyone role the dice for me while I play 40K? Why, catch your hand in
your flies recently?
>Can anyone pick me up and drive me over to my friend's house so I can
>Can anyone tell me how to find the FAQ? I think you've written it out
already
>Can anyone tell me how to find the Games Workshop web site? Just look for
some other dummass' post saying 'Cool Web Site!!!'
>Can anyone tell me how to find the playtest Eldar Codex? No
>Can anyone tell me how to find that one post where some guy was asking
>Can anyone tell me how I would ever find my own head if it wasn't
>Can anyone tell me what 1 + 1 is? A number too large for you to comprehend
>Can anyone tell me how to spell "cat"?
>Can anyone tell me how to start a new NG? Nope, there's already a newsgroup
called alt.bullshit thankyou very much
>Can anyone tell me if splitting this NG is a good idea? Yes. No.
>Can anyone tell me why a laser isn't considered an "energy weapon"? Yes.
>Can anyone tell me the true identity of Uncle Alec so I can meet him
>Can anyone tell me if I should get flamed for this post? Yes. Yes.
>Can anyone tell me if this is a waste of band width? Yup.
>Can anyone tell me if replying to this idiotic post would be a waste
>Can anyone tell I'm really bored? Or just acting normal
>Can anyone tell me if these are unreasonable requests? Well you have had
quite a lot of bad luck recently, shame really. You didn't realise that
buggering Denis 'The Gigolo' Buggart with a bed post was dangerous. Then
your mom left you for another man, you hurt your hand trapping it in your
flies, and that corpse in the bedroom cupboard has rotted away. That's not
to mention the fact that all your livestock have got loose, and apparently
the nearest farmer's livestock have contrcted aids!
>
>
>- smithdoerr
>
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[ ] You repeatedly have shown a lack of humor
[ ] You repeatedly requested info on where to find XXX stuff
[ ] You repeatedly harassed people with androgynous names like Chris, Jamie,
Jean, or Rajhatmalhaban, with "Are you a girl?" or "M/F?" questions
[ ] You are clueless
[X ] You are too stupid to figure out we hate your kind of people
[ ] You didn't understand (below)'s sarcasm
[ ] Alistair [ ] Alister
[ ] BAZ! [ ] Blackheart
[ ] Blank Dave [ ] Brian D. Schenck
[ ] Britfan [ ] Caliburn
[ ] Cheshire Cat [ ] Evil Homer
[ ] Jimi [ ]Joe "Meridian" Schulte
[ ] Justin Gaskins [ ] Lord Jagged
[ ] Matthew Maggio [ ] Navigator
[ ] Rabid [ ] Rec.Games.Miniatures.Misc
[ ] Robert Williams [ ] Rob Fungsang
[ ]Shim [ ] Stephane
[ ] Thomas Stober
[ ] Other:
[ ] You complained about how all forty GW figures you bought this month were
expensive and covered in flash
[ ] It's just that kind of day
[ ] You responded to _every post_ on the group today
[ ] You argued about copyright law as if you knew what you were talking
about
[ ] You argued about evolution as if you knew what you were talking about
[ ] No matter how many times it's explained to you, you can't understand the
Second Law of Thermodynamics
[ ] You argued about GW's future business plans as if you knew what you were
talking about
[ ] You compared the cost of GW figures to cars
[ ] You compared the cost of GW figures to other companys' figures
[ ] You compared the cost of GW figures to other models
[ ] You mistook GW products as reflective of the real world
[ ] You mistook the real world as reflective of GW products
[ ] You are wasting bandwidth without any useful purpose
[ ] I'm bored
[ ] I think you might be a fed
[ ] I think you might be a GW employee
[ ] I think you want to be a GW employee
[ ] I think you might be a member of GW's target audience
[ ] You posted your article using some Microsoft's crappy & buggy program
[ ] You assumed that AOL/CIS/Prodigy founded the Internet
[ ] You assumed that Al Gore founded the Internet
[ ] You assumed that the Internet is a U.S. only phenomenon
[ ] You failed to understand that the North American phone
billing system is not world-wide.
[ ] You used the phrase "Information Superhighway"
[ ] It's just that kind of day
[ ] You barged into a quiet little news group and started
stinking up the place just because you read an article about
the newsgroup in some magazine or had seen it on TV etc....
[ ] You are a gutless coward that can't post from a valid e-mail address
(we'll track you down anyway)
[ ] You are posting an anonymous attack
[ ] You discussed "My (below) is/are Better Than Your (below)"
[ ] Education [ ] Job
[ ] Nation [ ] Nation's military
[ ] Pulsating Cerebral Lobes
[ ] Religion [ ] Taste in Music
[ ] Taste in Women
[ ] Other
[ ] You discussed the following in a non-nutcase newsgroup;
[ ] Hollow earth theory [ ] Alien President theory
[ ] Orbital mind control frisbees [ ] Faith healing
[ ] Government weather control [ ] Russian psychics
[ ] Squeaky Fromme [ ] The nation of France
[ ] Robot spy bees [ ] Sexually promiscuous
space
aliens
[ ] "Manos, the Hands of Fate" [ ] Beavis & Butthead anything
[ ] Flat earth theory [ ] Government
conspiracy
theory
[ ] The location of Jimmy Hoffa
[ ] The veracity of any X-Files plot (see all of the above)
[ ] Other:
[ ] You considered the following to be reliable reference sources;
[ ] Golden Books' "Exploring Science", printed 1955
[ ] Any program covered by [ ]Talk Soup or [ ] SNL News
[ ] Oliver Stone [ ] Hard Copy
[ ] Inside Edition [ ] The National Enquirer
[ ] The Sun [ ] NY Post
[ ] The Union Leader [ ] Pravda
[ ] OMNI Magazine [ ] Company Marketing Hype
[ ] Microsoft [ ] The Simpsons
[ ] A GW Publication
[ ] An unidentified, but obviously stupid, person or publication
[ ] Other:
[ ] You didn't do anything specific, but appear to be so generally worthless
that you are being flamed anyway
[ ] Other:
To Repent, You Must:
[X ] Actually post something relevant
[X ] Allow boring and useless threads to die
[ ] Appear on Jerry Springer
[ ] Attempt to win this year's Darwin Award
[ ] Be Alec's personal "Little Love Monkey" for a [ ] week [ ] month
[ ] year [ ] the rest of your natural life
[ ] Be careful of where you are cross posting to
[ ] Be the guest of honor in alt.flame for a month
[X] Bust up your modem with a hammer and eat it
[ ] Consider that others may know more about certain subjects than you
[X] Consider that just about everybody may know more about just about
everything than you
[ ] Deep-throat my dog
[X] Deep-throat BAZ!
[ ] Deep-throat Cheshire Cat
[ ] Deep-throat ROB
[ ] Deep-throat ROB, and bite it off
[X] Donated your body to science before you are done using it
[X] Do not bother getting a new account when this one is pulled
[ ] Do not delete the "welcome to the list" message you received when
you joined
[ ] Don't take yourself so damn seriously!
[ ] Eat the dingle berries encrusted upon Alec's body
[X ] Exercise some humility
[ ] Exercise a great deal of humility
[X ] Familiarize yourself with the concept of:
[ ] being RGMW News Group Moron for a long time
[ ] caution [ ] common courtesy
[X ] getting flamed for the rest of your life
[ ] higher brain functions
[ ] patience [ ] succinctness
[ ] tolerance [ ] vocabulary
[ ] Other:
[X ] Familiarize yourself with the history of the Internet
[X ] Familiarize yourself with the history of the RGMW
[ ] Fish for a clue in shark-infested waters
[X ] Get a job
[X ] No, a _real_ job
[X ] Working at McDonald's is not a real job...
[X] Get an appointment with Dr. Kevorkian
[X] Get me [ ] a Beer [ ] a Bottle of Vodka
[ ] a Bowl of Jell-O [ ] a Cigar
[ ] a Cigarette [ ] a Cola
[ ] a Hamburger [ ] a Happy Meal
[ ] a Hollow Cat [ ] a Hot Dog
[ ] a Kebab Tray and Chips
[X] Mike McVey's Head On a Stick
[ ] a Nubile Buxomly Virgin Goddess Covered in
the Lightest of Olive Oils
[ ] a Pizza [ ] a Rum &
Blackcurrant
[ ] a Salad [ ] a Sandwich
[ ] Some Cold Soapy Frogs
[ ] Some Food For BAZ!
[ ] Some More Food For BAZ!
[ ] Some Penguins [ ] Some Prune Juice
[ ] Some Stuffed Grape Leaves
[ ] Some Wet Stuff (TM) [ ] Some Whipped Cream
[X] Some Whipped Cream And a Box of Big Feather
Dusters
[ ] a Taco [ ] a Teletubbie
Carcass
[X] Three Live Chickens and a Tub of Cocoa Butter
And Send It To My Room
[ ] a Walrus [ ] a Whore
[X ] Yet More Food For BAZ!
[ ] Other:
[ ] Get over it
[X] Get used to being mocked
[X] Get used to being [X] verbally and/or [X] physically abused
[X] Get used to being the News group Idiot
[X ] Give up your Internet\Usenet access
[X ] Give your computer to charity
[X] Give your internal organs to charity
[X] Give your internal organs to charity before you're done with them
[X ] Go see the therapist you fired three months ago
[ ] Find a therapist to replace the one that committed suicide after
listening to your shit
[X] Go to the top of a building and attempt to defy gravity
[X ] Go to the White House and attempt to kill:
[ ] The President [ ] His wife
[ X] His pet [X ] The First Intern
[ ] Other:
[X ] Jump into a bathtub while holding your monitor
[ ] Lead by example
[ ] Learn to count above 10 with your boots on
[ ] Learn to count above 5 with your boots on
[ ] Learn to pee straight
[ ] Learn to pee
[ ] Learn to use the 'kill' command to eliminate erroneous posts
[ ] Learn to walk only with your rear paws
[ ] Lick an exposed, live wire
[ ] Lick Alister's exposed, live wire
[ ] Let Alister like your exposed, live wire
[X] Find BAZ!'s live wire (it's been lost under all that flab)
[ ] 'Lurk' without posting for a few days to learn the forum of a group
[ ] 'Lurk' for the rest of your natural life
[ ] Manage to make (below) physically ill with a bit of innuendo
[ ] Alistair [ ] Alister
[ ] BAZ! [ ] Blackheart
[ ] Blank Dave [ ] Brian D. Schenck
[ ] Britfan [ ] Caliburn
[ ] Cheshire Cat [ ] Evil Homer
[ ] Jimi [ ]Joe "Meridian" Schulte
[ ] Justin Gaskins [ ] Lord Jagged
[ ] Matthew Maggio [ ] Navigator
[ ] Rabid [ ] Rec.Games.Miniatures.Misc
[ ] Robert Williams [ ] Rob Fungsang
[ ]Shim [ ] Stephane
[ ] Thomas Stober
[ ] Other:
[ ] Melt down all your figures and then take a bath in
the resulting mixture
[ ] No longer contribute to this newsgroup/mailing list
[ ] No longer contribute to any newsgroup/mailing list
[X] No longer contribute to the gene pool
[ ] Don't attempt to evolve to the point where you *could* contribute
to the gene pool
[ ] Out eat BAZ!
[ ] Pack your computer and send it to me
[ ] Pack all of your warhammer stuff and send it to me
[ ] Poke your eye out with a stick
[ ] Poke your eye in with a stick
[ ] Post only to alt.dev.null
[ ] Post only to the WH40K mailing list
[ ] Quit putting the moves on your Dark Eldar Wyches
[ ] Quit putting the moves on your Ultrasmurfs
[ ] Quit putting the moves on your Escher Gangers
[ ] Read every newsgroup you posted to for a week
[ ] Read the FAQ (Frequently Asked Questions) list for the group
[ ] At least read the weekly FAQ!
[ ] Recall that there are academic and commercial users on the net
[X] Recall that there are other users on the net
[X] Re-install what ever failed mental operating system you are
currently running on
[ ] Relinquish your right to procreate
[ ] Remember that not all news readers are threaded
[ ] Remember that the Internet is multinational
[X ] See a doctor about removing your head from your arse
[ ] See a doctor about removing your head from GW's arse
[ ] See a doctor about removing your head from Jervis Johnson's arse
[ ] Selectively respond to threads after reading all new messages in
that thread
[X] Serve as the "Choose Abortion!" poster child
[ ] Smoke less of what you are smoking
[X] Spam the same news groups with your home address and phone number
[X ] Stop masturbating for a [ ] week [ ] month [ ] year [X ] the rest
of your natural life
[X ] Stop molesting corpses
[ ] Start molesting corpses (you obviously need an out let for all that pent
up sexual frustration, and cadavers hopefully provide the least likely
avenue of reproduction)
[X ] Stop molesting livestock
[ ] Stop allowing yourself to be molested by livestock
[ ] Start molesting livestock (you obviously need an out let for all that
pent up sexual frustration, and livestock provides the least likely
avenue of reproduction)
[ ] Stop molesting your nephews
[ ] Stop allowing Unca Alec to molest you
[ ] Stop molesting Cheshire Cat
[X ] Start molesting Cheshire Cat
[ ] Stop molesting Whoopi Goldberg
[X] Start molesting Whoopi Goldberg
[X] Stop volunteering for Armed Forces pharmaceutical experiments
[ ] Start volunteering for Armed Forces pharmaceutical experiments
[ ] Subscribe to every GW periodical and not complain about their contents,
or lack there of
[ ] Successfully flame
[ ] Alistair [ ] Alister
[ ] BAZ! [ ] Blackheart
[ ] Blank Dave [ ] Brian D. Schenck
[ ] Britfan [ ] Caliburn
[ ] Cheshire Cat [ ] Evil Homer
[ ] Jimi [ ]Joe "Meridian" Schulte
[ ] Justin Gaskins [ ] Lord Jagged
[ ] Matthew Maggio [ ] Navigator
[ ] Rabid [ ]Rec.Games.Miniatures.Misc
[ ] Robert Williams [ ] Rob Fungsang
[ ]Shim [ ] Stephane
[ ] Thomas Stober
[ ] Other:
[ ] Take a ride on Alister's Baloney Pony Express
[ ] Tell your Mommy you've been a bad boy
[ ] Tell Unca Alec you've been a bad boy
[ ] Visit a militant lesbian bar and attempt to pick up the "chics"
[ ] Voluntarily apologize in a brief post
[ ] Voluntarily break down into tears and apologize in a brief post;
then we'll put you out of your misery
[ ] Wait at least two hours before responding to another post
[X] Look into the possibility of (below) for the above problems
[X] 9mm Migraine [ ] Brain surgery
[ ] Castration [ ] Chemical castration
[ ] Castration with two bricks
[X ] Castration by a Singapore whore
[ ] Castration by dull axe
[X] Castration by Alister
[ ] Castration by other:
[ ] Electroshock therapy [ ] Enema
[X] Head Swap Operation With a Chihuahua
[ ] Intensive negative reinforcement
[ ] Medication [ ] Prefrontal lobotomy
[ ] Psychotherapy [X] Rectal Electrocution
[ ] Sever head injury(ies) [ ] Sever tire damage
[ ] Total lobotomy [ ] Vaseline
[ ] Other:
[ ] Most of the above
[ ] All of the above
[ ] Some of the above, not including All of the above
[ ] Other:
In Closing, I'd Like to Say:
[X ] A miniature is better hung than you
[X] Age 10 more years before you post again
[X ] Alec told me to tell you that if you want to be his bitch
you have to be broken-in first -- he doesn't want you
bleeding all over him
[X ] Allow me to rip off your arm and beat you to death with it
[ ] Ask Jesus if you need more insurance
[ ] Alister is going to eat you
[ ] Alister is going to sit on you
[ ] BAZ! is going to eat you
[ ] BAZ! is going to sit on you
[X] Being raped by a branding iron is too good for you
[X] Being raped by a rabid gorilla, on steroids and Viagra, is too
good for you
[X] Being raped by a rabid Alister, on steroids and Viagra, is too
good for you
[X] Being raped by a rabid BAZ!, on steroids and Viagra, is too
good for you
[ ] Blow me
[ ] Both hands on the keyboard, Sparky
[ ] Die and burn in hell
[X ] Burn in hell first
[ ] Don't do it ever again please
[ ] Do it again and I'll axe you to death
[X] Do it again and I'll chop off your fingers, gnaw your
skull and dance naked on your sticky bones
[X] Do it again and I'll rip out your eyeballs and use the
optic nerve for dental floss
[ ] Even the Scientologists won't take you
[ ] Even GW won't let you buy its products
[ ] Fuck off and die
[ ] Don't bother to fuck off, we want you to die NOW
[ ] Games Workshop's rules make more logical sense than you do
[ ] Get a life
[X] Get fucked, you pathetic loser
[X] Don't even bother trying to get fucked...
[ ] Go AOL!!
[X] Go fuck yourself using a lightning rod for a dildo during a raging
thunderstorm
[X] Go get a lighter and check if there's gas in the car
[ ] Go to hell
[X ] Here is 5в. Get a clue.
[ ] If brains were taxed, you'd get a rebate
[ ] If I gave you a penny for your thoughts, I'd get change
[ ] If I stand close enough to you, I can hear the ocean
[X] If you were any more stupid, you'd have to be watered twice a week
[ ] I got two words for ya!
[ ] Blow Me [ ] Get Bent [ ] Get Fucked
[ ] Die Bitch [ ] Go Away [ ] Go Farther
[ ] Kill Yourself [ ] Suck It!
[X] It's hard to believe that you beat out 1,000,000 other sperm
[ ] I pity your dog
[ ] Learn to post or shut up and fuck off
[ ] Look up the word, "asexual"
[ ] Tatoo the word "asexual" onto your member
[X] Nature abhors a vacuum, how it tolerates your head is a good question
[ ] Never post again
[ ] One-celled organisms out score you in IQ tests
[ ] Plonk
[X] Some drink from the fountain of knowledge; you only gargled
[ ] Stop peeing in the gene pool
[ ] Take your shit somewhere else
[ ] The gates are down, the lights are flashing, but the train isn't coming
[ ] There's the bell, little girl, recess is over
[ ] The wheel is turning, but the hamster is dead
[ ] Try to bite your ear
[ ] Try to bite your nose
[X] Where's my [ ] Beer [ ] Bottle of Vodka
[ ] Bowl of Jell-O [ ] Cigar
[ ] Cigarette [ ] Cola
[X] Cold Soapy Frogs [ ] Food For BAZ!
[ ] Hamburger [ ] Happy Meal
[ ] Hollow Cat [ ] Hot Dog
[ ] Kebab Tray and Chips
[X] Mike McVey Head On a Stick
[ ] More Food For BAZ!
[ ] Nubile Buxomly Virgin Goddess Covered in
the Lightest of Olive Oils
[ ] Pizza [ ] Penguins
[ ] Prune Juice [ ] Rum &
Blackcurrant
[ ] Salad [ ] Sandwich
[ ] Stuffed Grape Leaves
[ ] Taco [ ] Teletubbie
Carcass
[X] Three Live Chickens and a Tub of Cocoa Butter
[ ] Walrus [ ] Wet
Stuff(TM)
[ ] Whipped Cream
[X] Whipped Cream And a Box of Big Feather
Dusters
[ ] Whore [ ] Yet More
Food
For
BAZ!
[ ] Other:
[X] With that few teeth, it's a wonder you haven't won the
lottery yet.
[ ] Yer momma's so fat/stupid/ugly that etc...
[X] You are a gross ignoramus -- 144 times worse than an ordinary
ignoramus
[ ] You are bright as Alaska in December
[ ] You are not the sharpest knife in the drawer
[ ] You are one neuron short of a synapse
[X] You are possibly the most annoying person currently alive
[ ] You are so clueless that I didn't even bother filling in this form
[X] You are so dense, light bends around you
[ ] You are the reason some groups are moderated
[ ] You couldn't do anything with a brain if you had one
[ ] You fell out of the family tree
[ ] You have a full 6-pack, but lack the plastic thingy to hold it all
together
[ ] You got into the gene pool while the lifeguard wasn't watching
[ ] You have a photographic memory, but with the lens cover is glued on
[ ] You have two brains; one is lost and the other is out looking for it
[ ] You make Alec/ROBCPW1/Pheonixflame/etc. look like a genius
[ ] You obviously have a very small penis (if any)
[ ] If you can find said penis, bite it off
[ ] You prove that if you broke a body down to it's basic components, it
would be worth $1.82
[ ] You're going to be on a lot of lists -- they're called
[ ] Killfiles [ ] Hit lists [ ] Endangered species
[ ] Known species of bacteria
[ ] Known forms of STDs
[ ] Wanted lists for the GNL Gestapo
[ ] Other
[X] You're the reason why abortions are legal
[ ] Your IQ does not exceed your rectal temperature (in Celsius)
[X] Your IQ does not exceed you shoe size
[X] Your mere existance is a convincing argument for eugenics
[ ] Your mother cleans the teeth of people who suck cocks in Hell
[ ] Your mother wears army boots
[ ] You were left on the Tilt-A-Whirl a bit too long as a baby
[ ] You work in GW's Marketing Department, don't you?
[ ] Most of the above
[ ] All of the above
[ ] Some of the above, not including All of the above
[ ] Other:
Please save this message and review it occasionally to determine your
progress toward being;
[ ] A useful member of Internet society
[ ] A less annoying member of Internet society
[ ] A human being
[ ] A fully-functional human being
[ ] A member of the animal kingdom
[X] A pathetic, worthless excuse for a complete and utter moron
[ ] A prime candidate for natural de-selection
[ ] A tolerable poster
[ ] A vertebrate
[ ] A viable member of the RGMW community
[ X] BAZ! food
[ ] Biological matter
[ ] Integrated into humanity
[ ] Re-integrated into the wild
[X] Worthy of converting O2 to CO2
[ ] Other:
BAZ!
john schwarz wrote in message <01bee21f$b6d309a0$300360d1@default>...
>
>
>Say, that's not sarcasm is it?
Nope.
BAZ! 0 :' >
BAZ!
Blank Dave wrote in message ...
>>>Can anyone come over to my house and read the rules to me?
>>
>>
>
>And you have something better to do?
No, but it would still mean using energy to get there <shudder>
>>>Can anyone explain the rules to me while talking slow and not using
>>>any large words?
>>
>>
>>I always talk slow and with no big words.
>
>If you talked any slower or used smaller words you'ld be a southerner.
You take dat bak!
>>>Can anyone tell me how to find the Games Workshop web site?
>>
>>
>>Games Workshop could. Possibly. Well, some of them could perhaps look up
>>the URL for you if they really had to. Probably.
>
>If the dRoolz Boyz even knew it exsisted.
It's a wonder their own law department haven't been in contact with them for
breach of GW's copyright.
>>>Can anyone tell me how to find that one post where some guy was asking
>>>a question about the song "Detachable Penis"?
>>
>>
>>Shim probably has it archived.
>
>I think it was Alister, and he wasn't talking about the song, he was
talking
>about his actual equipment.
It's what he intends to do with it once detached that's the scary part...
>>>Can anyone tell me how to spell "cat"?
>>
>>
>>C. H. E. S. H. I. R. E. But don't use the true name, lest ye summon him.
>
>Or Whoopi Goldberg. Oops, sorry.
We're for it now - she'll kill us with her nuns.
>>>Can anyone tell me if there is a better way to sell minis other than
>>>"You suck so buy my stuff"?
>>
>>More swearing, worse spelling and all-caps, thus:
>>
>>FUK OF AND BYE MI ORCKS!
>
>Yo0z 5uk, 8Uy Mi f1gUrz, u f^<k3rz
>
>I feel so dirty now.
Oh, you just found Alister's detachable equipment?
>>>Can anyone tell me if splitting this NG is a good idea?
>>
>>
>>It depends what you propose to split it into...
>
>rec.games.miniatures.warhammer.40K
>rec.games.miniatures.warhammer.Leman-russ.heavy-bolter.left-sponson.third-s
h
>ell.named-fred-by-gunner,
I believe that should be:
rec.games.miniatures.warhammer.40K.painting.imperial.guard.vehicles.leman.ru
ss.right.sponson.heavy.bolter.ammo.hopper.third.shell.down.from.the.top.pain
ted.green.and.named.Richard.by.the.tank.commander
>rec.games.miniatures.warhammer.Alister's-sexual-innuendo (now that's truely
>a group unto itself)
>rec.games.miniatures.warhammer.cross-dressing
>rec.games.miniatures.warhammer.cross-dressing.bum-biting
>rec.games.miniatures.warhammer.cross-dressing.bim-biting.eldar
That just doesn't cater for as many tastes as:
r.g.m.w40k
r.g.m.w40k.general.tactics
r.g.m.w40k.general.strategy
r.g.m.w40k.general.strategy.and.tactics
r.g.m.w40k.general.painting
r.g.m.w40k.general.painting.washes
r.g.m.w40k.general.painting.drybrushing
r.g.m.w40k.general.painting.highlighting
r.g.m.w40k.for.sale
r.g.m.w40k.auctions
r.g.m.w40k.wanted
r.g.m.w40k.gw.fanboys
r.g.m.w40k.cheese
r.g.m.w40k.is.too.expensive
r.g.m.w40k.whine.whine.whine
r.g.m.w40k.newbies
r.g.m.w40k.sucks.sucks.sucks
r.g.m.w40k.charging.from.a.vehicle
r.g.m.w40k.infiltrating.vehicles
r.g.m.w40k.possessing.aspiring.champions
r.g.m.w40k.terminators.with.jump.packs
r.g.m.w40k.techmarines.are.techpriests
r.g.m.w40k.are.not
r.g.m.w40k.are.too
r.g.m.w40k.html.testing
r.g.m.w40k.do.not.read.this
r.g.m.w40k.split.this.newsgroup
r.g.m.w40k.imperialguard
r.g.m.w40k.imperialguard.strategy
r.g.m.w40k.imperialguard.tactics
r.g.m.w40k.imperialguard.army.selection
r.g.m.w40k.imperialguard.painting.tips
r.g.m.w40k.imperialguard.are.cheesy
r.g.m.w40k.imperialguard.are.crap
r.g.m.w40k.imperialguard.are.great
r.g.m.w40k.imperialguard.for.sale
r.g.m.w40k.imperialguard.wanted
r.g.m.w40k.bloodangels
r.g.m.w40k.bloodangels.strategy
r.g.m.w40k.bloodangels.tactics
r.g.m.w40k.bloodangels.army.selection
r.g.m.w40k.bloodangels.painting.tips
r.g.m.w40k.bloodangels.are.cheesy
r.g.m.w40k.bloodangels.are.crap
r.g.m.w40k.bloodangels.are.great
r.g.m.w40k.bloodangels.for.sale
r.g.m.w40k.bloodangels.wanted
r.g.m.w40k.darkangels
r.g.m.w40k.darkangels.strategy
r.g.m.w40k.darkangels.tactics
r.g.m.w40k.darkangels.army.selection
r.g.m.w40k.darkangels.painting.tips
r.g.m.w40k.darkangels.are.cheesy
r.g.m.w40k.darkangels.are.crap
r.g.m.w40k.darkangels.are.great
r.g.m.w40k.darkangels.for.sale
r.g.m.w40k.darkangels.wanted
r.g.m.w40k.spacewolves
r.g.m.w40k.spacewolves.strategy
r.g.m.w40k.spacewolves.tactics
r.g.m.w40k.spacewolves.army.selection
r.g.m.w40k.spacewolves.painting.tips
r.g.m.w40k.spacewolves.are.cheesy
r.g.m.w40k.spacewolves.are.crap
r.g.m.w40k.spacewolves.are.great
r.g.m.w40k.spacewolves.for.sale
r.g.m.w40k.spacewolves.wanted
r.g.m.w40k.ultramarines
r.g.m.w40k.ultramarines.strategy
r.g.m.w40k.ultramarines.tactics
r.g.m.w40k.ultramarines.army.selection
r.g.m.w40k.ultramarines.painting.tips
r.g.m.w40k.ultramarines.are.cheesy
r.g.m.w40k.ultramarines.are.crap
r.g.m.w40k.ultramarines.are.great
r.g.m.w40k.ultramarines.for.sale
r.g.m.w40k.ultramarines.wanted
r.g.m.w40k.my.own.marine.chapter
r.g.m.w40k.my.own.marine.chapter.strategy
r.g.m.w40k.my.own.marine.chapter.tactics
r.g.m.w40k.my.own.marine.chapter.army.selection
r.g.m.w40k.my.own.marine.chapter.painting.tips
r.g.m.w40k.my.own.marine.chapter.are.cheesy
r.g.m.w40k.my.own.marine.chapter.are.crap
r.g.m.w40k.my.own.marine.chapter.are.great
r.g.m.w40k.my.own.marine.chapter.for.sale
r.g.m.w40k.my.own.marine.chapter.wanted
r.g.m.w40k.tyranids
r.g.m.w40k.tyranids.strategy
r.g.m.w40k.tyranids.tactics
r.g.m.w40k.tyranids.army.selection
r.g.m.w40k.tyranids.painting.tips
r.g.m.w40k.tyranids.are.cheesy
r.g.m.w40k.tyranids.are.crap
r.g.m.w40k.tyranids.are.great
r.g.m.w40k.tyranids.for.sale
r.g.m.w40k.tyranids.wanted
r.g.m.w40k.genestealer.cult
r.g.m.w40k.genestealer.cult.strategy
r.g.m.w40k.genestealer.cult.tactics
r.g.m.w40k.genestealer.cult.army.selection
r.g.m.w40k.genestealer.cult.painting.tips
r.g.m.w40k.genestealer.cult.are.cheesy
r.g.m.w40k.genestealer.cult.are.crap
r.g.m.w40k.genestealer.cult.are.great
r.g.m.w40k.genestealer.cult.for.sale
r.g.m.w40k.genestealer.cult.wanted
r.g.m.w40k.orks
r.g.m.w40k.orks.strategy
r.g.m.w40k.orks.tactics
r.g.m.w40k.orks.army.selection
r.g.m.w40k.orks.painting.tips
r.g.m.w40k.orks.are.cheesy
r.g.m.w40k.orks.are.crap
r.g.m.w40k.orks.are.great
r.g.m.w40k.orks.for.sale
r.g.m.w40k.orks.wanted
r.g.m.w40k.eldar
r.g.m.w40k.eldar.strategy
r.g.m.w40k.eldar.tactics
r.g.m.w40k.eldar.army.selection
r.g.m.w40k.eldar.painting.tips
r.g.m.w40k.eldar.are.cheesy
r.g.m.w40k.eldar.are.crap
r.g.m.w40k.eldar.are.great
r.g.m.w40k.eldar.for.sale
r.g.m.w40k.eldar.wanted
r.g.m.w40k.sisters.of.battle
r.g.m.w40k.sisters.of.battle.strategy
r.g.m.w40k.sisters.of.battle.tactics
r.g.m.w40k.sisters.of.battle.army.selection
r.g.m.w40k.sisters.of.battle.painting.tips
r.g.m.w40k.sisters.of.battle.are.cheesy
r.g.m.w40k.sisters.of.battle.are.crap
r.g.m.w40k.sisters.of.battle.are.great
r.g.m.w40k.sisters.of.battle.for.sale
r.g.m.w40k.sisters.of.battle.wanted
r.g.m.w40k.assassins
r.g.m.w40k.assassins.strategy
r.g.m.w40k.assassins.tactics
r.g.m.w40k.assassins.selection
r.g.m.w40k.assassins.painting.tips
r.g.m.w40k.assassins.are.cheesy
r.g.m.w40k.assassins.are.crap
r.g.m.w40k.assassins.are.great
r.g.m.w40k.assassins.for.sale
r.g.m.w40k.assassins.wanted
r.g.m.w40k.assassins.vindicare
r.g.m.w40k.assassins.eversor
r.g.m.w40k.assassins.callidus
r.g.m.w40k.assassins.culexus
r.g.m.w40k.chaos
r.g.m.w40k.chaos.strategy
r.g.m.w40k.chaos.tactics
r.g.m.w40k.chaos.army.selection
r.g.m.w40k.chaos.painting.tips
r.g.m.w40k.chaos.are.cheesy
r.g.m.w40k.chaos.are.crap
r.g.m.w40k.chaos.are.great
r.g.m.w40k.chaos.for.sale
r.g.m.w40k.chaos.wanted
r.g.m.w40k.chaos.cult
r.g.m.w40k.chaos.cult.strategy
r.g.m.w40k.chaos.cult.tactics
r.g.m.w40k.chaos.cult.army.selection
r.g.m.w40k.chaos.cult.painting.tips
r.g.m.w40k.chaos.cult.are.cheesy
r.g.m.w40k.chaos.cult.are.crap
r.g.m.w40k.chaos.cult.are.great
r.g.m.w40k.chaos.cult.for.sale
r.g.m.w40k.chaos.cult.wanted
r.g.m.w40k.chaos.daemon.world
r.g.m.w40k.chaos.daemon.world.strategy
r.g.m.w40k.chaos.daemon.world.tactics
r.g.m.w40k.chaos.daemon.world.army.selection
r.g.m.w40k.chaos.daemon.world.painting.tips
r.g.m.w40k.chaos.daemon.world.are.cheesy
r.g.m.w40k.chaos.daemon.world.are.crap
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r.g.m.w40k.chaos.daemon.world.for.sale
r.g.m.w40k.chaos.daemon.world.wanted
rec.games.miniatures.warhammer.gay
rec.games.miniatures.warhammer.ot
rec.games.miniatures.warhammer.bitch
rec.games.miniatures.warhammer.bitch.bitch.bitch
rec.games.miniatures.warhammer.my.army.can.kick.your.armys.arse
rec.games.miniatures.warhammer.cheese
rec.games.miniatures.warhammer.non-cheese
rec.games.miniatures.warhammer.uber-cheese
rec.games.miniatures.warhammer.urban-myths
rec.games.miniatures.warhammer.binaries
rec.games.miniatures.warhammer.binaries.alister
rec.games.miniatures.warhammer.binaries.alister.barf
>>>Can anyone tell me if this is a waste of band width?
>>
>>No - there's no such thing.
>
>The entire NG is.
Don't say that - they might delete us again!
>>>Can anyone tell me if replying to this idiotic post would be a waste
>>>of band width?
>>
>>
>>Erm... I hope not, or I'm really for it.
>
>BAZ! is a waste of bandwidth...hell he's even a waste of skin...alot of
>skin.
>
I'll have you know that none of my skin is wasted, it's all as full as can
be.
BAZ! 0 :' >
Lukas Buergi
"Chez Kendall" <Ch...@sherrington-kendall.freeserve.co.uk> writes:
> Dear:
> [ ] Alec [ ] Alistair
> [ ] Alister [ ] AOLer
> [ ] BAZ! [X] Bed Wetter
> [ ] Blackheart [ ] Blank Dave
> [X ] Bonehead [ ] Boob
> [ ] Boor [ ] Brian D. Schenck
> [ ] Britfan [ ] Caliburn
> [ ] Capitalist Pig Dog [ ] Cheshire Cat
> [ ] Ethnic Albanian [ ] Evil Homer
> [X ] Jackass [ ] Jervis Johnson
> [ ] Jimi [ ] Joe "Meridian" Schulte
> [ ] Justin Gaskins [ ] Lamer
> [ ] Lord Jagged [ ] Matthew Maggio
> [ ] Moron [ ] Navigator
> Directly
> [ ] Pre-teen [ ] Rabid
> [ ] Rick Priestly [ ] ROBCPW1 (or TheRob01)
> [ ] ROB sympathizer [ ] Robert Williams
> [ ] Rob Fungsang [ ] Roodie-poo Candy Ass
> [ ] RT Maitreya [ ] Scammer
> [ ] Scientologist [ ]Shim
> [ ] Stephane [ ] Thomas Stober
> [ ] Tim Huckleberry [ ] Troll
> [ ] Vampy [ ] WaReZ D00D
> [ ] Whoopi Goldberg
> [ ] You questioned (below)'s moral and/or intellectual superiority
> [ ] Alistair [ ] Alister
> [ ] BAZ! [ ] Blackheart
> [ ] Blank Dave [ ] Brian D. Schenck
> [ ] Britfan [ ] Caliburn
> [ ] Cheshire Cat [ ] Evil Homer
> [ ] Jimi [ ]Joe "Meridian" Schulte
> [ ] Justin Gaskins [ ] Lord Jagged
> [ ] Matthew Maggio [ ] Navigator
> [ ] Rabid [X] Rec.Games.Miniatures.Misc
> [ ] Robert Williams [ ] Rob Fungsang
> [ ]Shim [ ] Stephane
> [ ] Thomas Stober
> [ ] You questioned (below)'s stupidity
> [ ] Alistair [ ] Alister
> [ ] BAZ! [ ] Blackheart
> [ ] Blank Dave [ ] Brian D. Schenck
> [ ] Britfan [ ] Caliburn
> [ ] Cheshire Cat [ ] Evil Homer
> [ ] Jimi [ ]Joe "Meridian" Schulte
> [ ] Justin Gaskins [ ] Lord Jagged
> [ ] Matthew Maggio [ ] Navigator
> [ ] Rabid [ ] Rec.Games.Miniatures.Misc
> [ ] Robert Williams [ ] Rob Fungsang
> [ ]Shim [ ] Stephane
> [ ] Thomas Stober
> [ ] You are under the misapprehension that this group isn't (below)'s
> preserve
> [ ] Alistair [ ] Alister
> [ ] BAZ! [ ] Blackheart
> [ ] Blank Dave [ ] Brian D. Schenck
> [ ] Britfan [ ] Caliburn
> [ ] Cheshire Cat [ ] Evil Homer
> [ ] Jimi [ ]Joe "Meridian" Schulte
> [ ] Justin Gaskins [ ] Lord Jagged
> [ ] Matthew Maggio [ ] Navigator
> [ ] Rabid [ ] Rec.Games.Miniatures.Misc
> [ ] Robert Williams [ ] Rob Fungsang
> [ ]Shim [ ] Stephane
> [ ] Thomas Stober
> [ ] You didn't understand (below)'s sarcasm
> [ ] Alistair [ ] Alister
> [ ] BAZ! [ ] Blackheart
> [ ] Blank Dave [ ] Brian D. Schenck
> [ ] Britfan [ ] Caliburn
> [ ] Cheshire Cat [ ] Evil Homer
> [ ] Jimi [ ]Joe "Meridian" Schulte
> [ ] Justin Gaskins [ ] Lord Jagged
> [ ] Matthew Maggio [ ] Navigator
> [ ] Rabid [ ] Rec.Games.Miniatures.Misc
> [ ] Robert Williams [ ] Rob Fungsang
> [ ]Shim [ ] Stephane
> [ ] Thomas Stober
> [ ] Manage to make (below) physically ill with a bit of innuendo
> [ ] Alistair [ ] Alister
> [ ] BAZ! [ ] Blackheart
> [ ] Blank Dave [ ] Brian D. Schenck
> [ ] Britfan [ ] Caliburn
> [ ] Cheshire Cat [ ] Evil Homer
> [ ] Jimi [ ]Joe "Meridian" Schulte
> [ ] Justin Gaskins [ ] Lord Jagged
> [ ] Matthew Maggio [ ] Navigator
> [ ] Rabid [ ] Rec.Games.Miniatures.Misc
> [ ] Robert Williams [ ] Rob Fungsang
> [ ]Shim [ ] Stephane
> [ ] Thomas Stober
> [ ] Successfully flame
> [ ] Alistair [ ] Alister
> [ ] BAZ! [ ] Blackheart
> [ ] Blank Dave [ ] Brian D. Schenck
> [ ] Britfan [ ] Caliburn
> [ ] Cheshire Cat [ ] Evil Homer
> [ ] Jimi [ ]Joe "Meridian" Schulte
> [ ] Justin Gaskins [ ] Lord Jagged
> [ ] Matthew Maggio [ ] Navigator
> [ ] Rabid [ ]Rec.Games.Miniatures.Misc
> [ ] Robert Williams [ ] Rob Fungsang
> [ ]Shim [ ] Stephane
> [ ] Thomas Stober
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Lukas Buergi wrote:
> Name missing! Name missing!
I haven't updated it yet...
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Me too! I thrive on attention!
Really. I need to be included on that list...
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