Gathering Songs - Dirty Goblins

[Pip Sullivan]

OK, who nicked the rest of the verses from the Dirty Goblins Song?

Roz Hoton has the song on her web pages, but there are some verses
missing - most notbaly the ones between the goblins nicking the horse,
and then meeting the landlord's daughter....

Someone *please* post them up so I can complete the lyrics....

TIA

[rurik_of_dan\'nathur]

In article <322578e2...@news.demon.co.uk>, der...@ogre.demon.co.uk says...

Hi,
This is the full(as far as I know) version. If anybody has anymore verses
post them up.

Rurik of Dan'nathur of the Wolves

The Dirty Goblin Song
(to the tune of The animals went in two by two')

Three dirty goblins crossed the line,
Taboo (taboo) Taboo (taboo),
Three dirty goblins crossed the line,
Taboo (taboo) Taboo (taboo),
Three dirty goblins crossed the line,
One in front and two behind,
With an ee-eye, bollocky-eye
Bollocky-eye taboo.

Three dirty goblins stole a horse,
Taboo (taboo) Taboo (taboo),
Three dirty goblins stole a horse,
Taboo (taboo) Taboo (taboo),
Three dirty goblins stole a horse,
One to ride and two to toss,
With an ee-eye, bollocky-eye
Bollocky-eye taboo.

The landlords daughter she was fair,
Taboo (taboo) Taboo (taboo),
The landlords daughter she was fair,
Taboo (taboo) Taboo (taboo),
The landlords daughter she was fair,
With milky tits and long blonde hair,
With an ee-eye, bollocky-eye
Bollocky-eye taboo.

They tied her to the leg of a bed,
Taboo (taboo) Taboo (taboo),
They tied her to the leg of a bed,
Taboo (taboo) Taboo (taboo),
They tied her to the leg of a bed,
And shagged her 'til she was nearly dead
With an ee-eye, bollocky-eye,
Bollocky-eye taboo.

Three dirty goblins went up to Fife,
Taboo (taboo) Taboo (taboo),
Three dirty goblins went up to Fife,
Taboo (taboo) Taboo (taboo),
Three dirty goblins went up to Fife,
Until she started to revive,
With an ee-eye, bollocky-eye
Bollocky-eye taboo.

They took her down the leafy lane,
Taboo (taboo) Taboo (taboo),
They took her down a leafy lane,
Taboo (taboo) Taboo (taboo),
They took her down a leafy lane,
And shagged her back to life again,
With an ee-eye,bollocky-eye
Bollocky-eye taboo,

Three dirty goblins went to Hell,
Taboo (taboo) Taboo (taboo),
Three dirty goblins went to Hell,
Taboo (taboo) Taboo (taboo),
Three dirty goblins went to Hell,
And shagged the devils wife as well,
With an ee-eye, bollocky-eye
Bollocky-eye taboo.

When the devil heard of this,
Taboo (taboo) Taboo (taboo),
When the devil heard of this,
Taboo (taboo) Taboo (taboo),
When the devil heard of this,
He drowned them in a bucket of piss,
With an ee-eye, bollocky-eye
Bollocky-eye taboo.

Three dirty goblins drank the piss,
Taboo (taboo) Taboo (taboo),
Three dirty goblins drank the piss,
Taboo (taboo) Taboo (taboo),
Three dirty goblins drank the piss,
And gave the devil a big wet kiss,
With an ee-eye, bollocky-eye
Bollocky-eye taboo.
With an ee-eye, bollocky-eye
Bollocky-eye taboo.

[Katie Allen]

One verse between nicking the horse and meeting the landlord's daughter
is something along the line of

They came across a wayside inn (taboo, taboo)
They came across a wayside inn (taboo, taboo)
They came across a wayside inn (taboo, taboo)
And kicked the padlocked door right in (with an ee-eye bollocky-eye
bollocky-eye taboo)

replace padlocked with the word or words of your choice ...

Kt
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[Anne]

In article: <5045k0$h...@lex.zippo.com> Rurik of Dan\'nathur writes:
>
> In article <322578e2...@news.demon.co.uk>, der...@ogre.demon.co.uk says...
> >
> >OK, who nicked the rest of the verses from the Dirty Goblins Song?
> >
> >Roz Hoton has the song on her web pages, but there are some verses
> >missing - most notbaly the ones between the goblins nicking the horse,
> >and then meeting the landlord's daughter....
> >
> >Someone *please* post them up so I can complete the lyrics....
> >
> >TIA
> >
>
> Hi,
> This is the full(as far as I know) version. If anybody has anymore verses
> post them up.
>
> Rurik of Dan'nathur of the Wolves

OK - I can add a little extra to this musical posting... I'll miss out the repeated bits for
ease of reading and space!

> Three dirty goblins crossed the line,
> One in front and two behind,

> Three dirty goblins stole a horse,
> One to ride and two to toss,

Or alternatively "They crossed the line on a big white horse" rest as before...

Missing verse time:

They came across a wayside inn

The door was locked, they kicked it in.
etc.

> The landlords daughter she was fair,
> With milky tits and long blonde hair,
>

> They tied her to the leg of a bed,
> And shagged her 'til she was nearly dead

> Three dirty goblins went up to Fife,

> Until she started to revive,

> They took her down the leafy lane,

> And shagged her back to life again,

There is now at least one more, not often sung verse although I'm not that certain of the exact
lyrics. It is something like:

The Landlord heard what they had done,
And killed (shot?) the Goblinz one by one

It's a nice addition as it explains why they end up in hell...

The following verse must be sung slowly until the bit about the devil's missus is reached. At
this point the goblinz must be toasted by all present before continuing at the proper speed...

> Three dirty goblins went to Hell,
> And shagged the devils wife as well,

> When the devil heard of this,

> He drowned them in a bucket of piss,

Alternatively "Tried to drown them in a bucket of piss"

> Three dirty goblins drank the piss,

> And gave the devil a big wet kiss,
> With an ee-eye, bollocky-eye
> Bollocky-eye taboo.
> With an ee-eye, bollocky-eye
> Bollocky-eye taboo.

Sad? Me? I've spent 18 months socialising with the late Erin Court singing this song. Even
the person who wrote it can't remember all the verses... but it's fun practising it anyway ;o)

Anne

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"There is a chord in every heart that has a sigh in it if touched aright"

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[Simon Roberts]

Anne wrote:
>
> In article: <5045k0$h...@lex.zippo.com> Rurik of Dan\'nathur writes:
> >
> > In article <322578e2...@news.demon.co.uk>, der...@ogre.demon.co.uk says...
> > >

> > >Someone *please* post them up so I can complete the lyrics....

This is a song that I used to sing in the Scouts about 15 years ago, but it was three
dirty Germans then...and there are another couple of verses that can be added...so just
for completeness......

> > Three dirty goblins crossed the line,
> > One in front and two behind,
>
> > Three dirty goblins stole a horse,
> > One to ride and two to toss,
>
> Or alternatively "They crossed the line on a big white horse" rest as before...
>
> Missing verse time:
>
> They came across a wayside inn
> The door was locked, they kicked it in.
> etc.
>
> > The landlords daughter she was fair,
> > With milky tits and long blonde hair,
> >
> > They tied her to the leg of a bed,
> > And shagged her 'til she was nearly dead
>

Insert new verses about nowish......

They shagged her up they shagged her down,
They shagged her all about the town.

They shagged her in and they shagged her out,
They shagged her up her water spout.

> > Three dirty goblins went up to Fife,
> > Until she started to revive,
>
> > They took her down the leafy lane,
> > And shagged her back to life again,
>
> There is now at least one more, not often sung verse although I'm not that certain of the exact
> lyrics. It is something like:
>
> The Landlord heard what they had done,
> And killed (shot?) the Goblinz one by one
>
> It's a nice addition as it explains why they end up in hell...
>
> The following verse must be sung slowly until the bit about the devil's missus is reached. At
> this point the goblinz must be toasted by all present before continuing at the proper speed...
>
> > Three dirty goblins went to Hell,
> > And shagged the devils wife as well,
>
> > When the devil heard of this,
> > He drowned them in a bucket of piss,
>
> Alternatively "Tried to drown them in a bucket of piss"

Alternatively....The Devil he was mad at this, Drowned them all in a barrel of piss.

BUt is this nit picking??

>
> > Three dirty goblins drank the piss,
>
> > And gave the devil a big wet kiss,
> > With an ee-eye, bollocky-eye
> > Bollocky-eye taboo.
> > With an ee-eye, bollocky-eye
> > Bollocky-eye taboo.
>

Well as I said it was just for completeness.....nice to see the old songs living on to
a new generation.

Lots of love and cute fluffy bunnies,

Simon.xxx

[Rich Caller]

>Hi,
> This is the full(as far as I know) version. If anybody has anymore verses
>post them up.

I've heard one more.....

>Rurik of Dan'nathur of the Wolves

>The Dirty Goblin Song
>(to the tune of The animals went in two by two')
>

>Three dirty goblins crossed the line,

>Three dirty goblins stole a horse,

They came across a wayside Inn
.....
The door was locked, they kicked it in...
....

>The landlords daughter she was fair,

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[David Miller]

> > The landlords daughter she was fair,

> > With milky tits and long blonde hair,

As sung in an alternative version, I've always considered that
"With lily white tits and golden hair"
was poetically and aesthetically superior. Guv'nor.
Such is life's rich tapestry (available from Malik at a price per yard?)

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D.M.

David E. Miller, Harlequin Ltd, Cambs UK
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