Old Time Religion!

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After reading Larry Niven's _Dream Park_, I wrote down a few songs sung
by some of the "Adventurers." Here they are:

_Old Time Religion_
It was good enough for Odin,
Though that croakin' was forebodin',
'Till at last the Giants fode in;
Still it's good enough for me!

(Chorus):
Gimme that old time religion,
Gimme that old time religion,
Gimme that old time religion,
It's good enough for me!

Montezuma liked to start out
Rites by carrying a part out
That could really tear your heart out,
And it's good enough for me.
(Chorus)
It was good enough for Kali;
Though embracing her is folly,
She'd be quite an armful, golly!
So it's good enough for me.
(Chorus)
It was good enough for Isis:
She will help us in a crisis,
And she's never raised her prices,
So she's good enough for me!
(Chorus)

Any more?

_The Fighter's Lament_ (to the tune of the Beatles' "Norwegian wood")
I once had a sword, or should I say, it once had me.
I just picked it up, oh what a sword, it was plus three.
It's Ego was twelve, a fact of which I wasn't aware;
Then I tried to leave and I found that the sword didn't care; oh,

I walked through the halls, wasting my time, nothing to find.
Then I turned a corner, and then I sead, 'Oh no! Undead!'
The thirty-two Wights saw me coming and started to laugh;
And I closed my eyes as my sword started hewing a path; oh,

And when I awoke, I was alone, that sword had flown.
Now I use a club; isn't it good... no-ego wood.

What do you think? Anyone think of any more verses?
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We will all meet Aphrodite,
She will greet us in her nightie,
Though she's kind of wild and flighty,
She's good enough for me!

-- Mike "Next!" Bartman --

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