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Tetsubo

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May 3, 2013, 7:01:19 PM5/3/13
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What would an orc consider to be the worst of all possible insults?
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Gutless Umbrella Carrying Sissy

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May 3, 2013, 7:32:10 PM5/3/13
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Tetsubo <tet...@comcast.net> wrote in
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> What would an orc consider to be the worst of all possible
> insults?

A written one?

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JimP.

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May 3, 2013, 7:49:14 PM5/3/13
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On Fri, 03 May 2013 19:01:19 -0400, Tetsubo <tet...@comcast.net>
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> What would an orc consider to be the worst of all possible insults?

Probably compare them to elves. Or tell the orc his momma was a wood
elf.

JimP.
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dr...@bin.sh

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May 3, 2013, 9:21:17 PM5/3/13
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Alien mind control rays made Tetsubo <tet...@comcast.net> write:
> What would an orc consider to be the worst of all possible insults?

pardon me, sir.

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Sea Wasp (Ryk E. Spoor)

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May 3, 2013, 10:51:55 PM5/3/13
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On 5/3/13 7:01 PM, Tetsubo wrote:
> What would an orc consider to be the worst of all possible insults?

A HOBBIT hits harder than THAT!

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Justisaur

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May 3, 2013, 11:14:58 PM5/3/13
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On May 3, 4:49 pm, JimP. <pongbill...@cableone.net> wrote:
> On Fri, 03 May 2013 19:01:19 -0400, Tetsubo <tets...@comcast.net>
> wrote:
>
> >    What would an orc consider to be the worst of all possible insults?
>
> Probably compare them to elves. Or tell the orc his momma was a wood
> elf.

Yep.

Yo' mamma so Elfy... uh... she a elf!

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Nicole Massey

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May 4, 2013, 9:38:50 AM5/4/13
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"Tetsubo" <tet...@comcast.net> wrote in message
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> What would an orc consider to be the worst of all possible insults?

Elf scat. You've got to be seriously low on the totem pole if you're the
refuse put out by the worst creature to ever exist. I've used it in my
writing, and the converse, orc scat, for elves and those who spend a lot of
time around them.


tussock

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May 4, 2013, 11:46:43 PM5/4/13
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Tetsubo wrote:

> What would an orc consider to be the worst of all possible insults?

Classically, calling them a friend and ally to the elves would be the
worst, what with the genocidal racial hatred built into the early rules.

These days, same as any other race. Call them mooks, or any other
suggestion that they aren't a challenge fitting for the XP they are about to
provide. You, sir, are a poorly designed monster.

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Ubiquitous

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May 5, 2013, 5:14:15 PM5/5/13
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In article <km1fct$vtm$2...@dont-email.me>, tet...@comcast.net wrote:

> What would an orc consider to be the worst of all possible insults?

In the original slaver series modules (A2?), there was an area inhabited
by Orcs with some interesting graffitti on the walls. The one I remember
off-hand was something like "Gronk takes baths". Or maybe it was
"Bree-Yark!"

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Loren Pechtel

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May 5, 2013, 5:41:14 PM5/5/13
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On Sun, 05 May 2013 15:46:43 +1200, tussock <sc...@clear.net.nz>
wrote:

>Tetsubo wrote:
>
>> What would an orc consider to be the worst of all possible insults?
>
> Classically, calling them a friend and ally to the elves would be the
>worst, what with the genocidal racial hatred built into the early rules.

How about Elf-lover?

Justisaur

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May 5, 2013, 7:41:30 PM5/5/13
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On May 5, 2:14 pm, Ubiquitous <web...@polaris.net> wrote:
> In article <km1fct$vt...@dont-email.me>, tets...@comcast.net wrote:
> > What would an orc consider to be the worst of all possible insults?
>
> In the original slaver series modules (A2?), there was an area inhabited
> by Orcs with some interesting graffitti on the walls. The one I remember
> off-hand was something like "Gronk takes baths". Or maybe it was
> "Bree-Yark!"
>

Bree-Yark! is from B2 but it doesn't mean what you think.

- Justisaur

Nicole Massey

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May 6, 2013, 8:58:57 AM5/6/13
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"Loren Pechtel" <lorenp...@hotmail.com> wrote in message
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Elf slave might be even more inflamatory, or elf servant.


Spalls Hurgenson

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May 6, 2013, 9:08:03 AM5/6/13
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"We Surrender", for those of you who are curious.

At least, that's what the Internet says. And the Internet would never
lie to us, right?


WDS906 (less the 906)

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May 6, 2013, 9:54:25 AM5/6/13
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On 5/6/2013 8:08 AM, Spalls Hurgenson wrote:
> At least, that's what the Internet says. And the Internet would never
> lie to us, right?

I just looked it up and The Internet says that The Internet is lying.
Uh oh...

Ubiquitous

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May 6, 2013, 5:49:35 AM5/6/13
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It doesn't mean "We're here for supper"? :-)

Gutless Umbrella Carrying Sissy

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May 6, 2013, 1:22:10 PM5/6/13
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JimP. <pongb...@cableone.net> wrote in
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> On Fri, 03 May 2013 19:01:19 -0400, Tetsubo
> <tet...@comcast.net> wrote:
>> What would an orc consider to be the worst of all possible
>> insults?
>
> Probably compare them to elves. Or tell the orc his momma was a
> wood elf.
>
And his daddy was a wood elf's wood.

Gutless Umbrella Carrying Sissy

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May 6, 2013, 1:23:57 PM5/6/13
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"WDS906 (less the 906)" <Bil...@seurer.net> wrote in
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Which is why the Terminator movies are so implauble: somebody would
Captain Kirk Skynet at the 40 minute mark.

Ubiquitous

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May 6, 2013, 3:22:38 PM5/6/13
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taus...@gmail.com wrote:
>"WDS906 (less the 906)" <Bil...@seurer.net> wrote:
>> On 5/6/2013 8:08 AM, Spalls Hurgenson wrote:

>>> At least, that's what the Internet says. And the Internet would
>>> never lie to us, right?
>>
>> I just looked it up and The Internet says that The Internet is
>> lying. Uh oh...
>
>Which is why the Terminator movies are so implauble: somebody would
>Captain Kirk Skynet at the 40 minute mark.

Seduce it?

WDS906 (less the 906)

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May 6, 2013, 3:25:15 PM5/6/13
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Kinky!

Gutless Umbrella Carrying Sissy

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May 6, 2013, 7:19:15 PM5/6/13
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Ubiquitous <web...@polaris.net> wrote in
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Omly if it's female. At the time. Computers, at least evil computers,
he posts a logical paradox question so that they self destruct. But
if it's female (and hot), he'll do her first, yeah.

Gutless Umbrella Carrying Sissy

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May 6, 2013, 7:19:33 PM5/6/13
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"WDS906 (less the 906)" <Bil...@seurer.net> wrote in
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Er, dude, hacve you ever *watched* ST?
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