Drop Your Pants And Mesure Your Swords

VictorP

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Mar 27, 2006, 9:31:20 PM3/27/06

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Okay...so we were arguing over who would have a bigger cock: Fire Giants or
Hill Giants.

The argument morphed a bit and soon we were arguing over who had the bigger
cock: players or DM's.

So we dropped our pants and measured. Every one of the players had a cock
twice the length and girth as the DM.

Of course, this proved something every gamer has always wanted to know.
People with little peckers DM as a sort of Napoleonic inferiority complex.

'nuff said....

VP

Alexander Case

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Mar 27, 2006, 10:15:39 PM3/27/06

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May the Ron be with you, always.

Unan Oranis

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Mar 28, 2006, 12:00:28 AM3/28/06

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the male genetilia hangs as low as it does to escape body heat, so it
is most probable that the fire giant would have a more impressive
measurment.

you did not state that twice the length and girth of your dungeonmaster
was in fact noteworthy, indeed it seems that your dungeonmaster was in
fact a dungeon mistress - which puts you and yours in a rather low
grade.

Werebat

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Mar 28, 2006, 8:10:58 PM3/28/06

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VictorP wrote:
> Okay...so we were arguing over who would have a bigger cock: Fire Giants or
> Hill Giants.

More importantly, if a Frost Giant dude fucks his icicle dick into a
fire giant bitch's flaming pussy (what looks like Sauron's eye), does
her burning snatch melt his cock off?

- Ron ^*^

VictorP

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Mar 28, 2006, 8:19:20 PM3/28/06

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"Werebat" <ranpo...@cox.net> wrote in message
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It will, but only after the point of his icy cock ruptures her lungs.

Aaron F. Bourque

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Mar 28, 2006, 9:41:45 PM3/28/06

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So a roomful of guys dropped trou and had hard-ons?

Gaaaaaaay.

Aaron "The Mad Whitaker" Bourque

VictorP

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Mar 28, 2006, 11:48:38 PM3/28/06

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"Aaron F. Bourque" <aaronb...@aol.com> wrote in message
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How else were we to gang bang your mother? BTY, she ain't that good.

Victor Pinamont

Werebat

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Mar 29, 2006, 7:25:26 AM3/29/06

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Will his milkshake jizz put out her firy fuckhole?

Aaron F. Bourque

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Mar 29, 2006, 10:28:28 AM3/29/06

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. . .

BTY? By the . . . yeast?

Oh, and MY MOM'S DEAD ASSHOLE. Necrophilia!

Aaron "The mad Whitaker" Bourque

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No 33 Secretary

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Mar 29, 2006, 2:07:39 PM3/29/06

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"Aaron F. Bourque" <aaronb...@aol.com> wrote in

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> MY MOM'S DEAD ASSHOLE.

What an inteseting oath. Or did you mean to put a comma in the middle of
that?

--
"So there is no third law of Terrydynamics."
-- William Hyde
Terry Austin

No 33 Secretary

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Mar 29, 2006, 2:08:22 PM3/29/06

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"Unan Oranis" <jesse....@gmail.com> wrote in
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You calling his DM a Dungeon Pussy?

Werebat

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Mar 29, 2006, 3:33:19 PM3/29/06

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No 33 Secretary wrote:
> "Aaron F. Bourque" <aaronb...@aol.com> wrote in
> news:1143646108.8...@i40g2000cwc.googlegroups.com:
>
>
>>MY MOM'S DEAD ASSHOLE.
>
>
> What an inteseting oath. Or did you mean to put a comma in the middle of
> that?

My thoughts exactly.

- Ron ^*^

No 33 Secretary

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Mar 29, 2006, 4:31:07 PM3/29/06

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Werebat <ranpo...@cox.net> wrote in
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>
> No 33 Secretary wrote:
>> "Aaron F. Bourque" <aaronb...@aol.com> wrote in
>> news:1143646108.8...@i40g2000cwc.googlegroups.com:
>>
>>
>>>MY MOM'S DEAD ASSHOLE.
>>
>>
>> What an inteseting oath. Or did you mean to put a comma in the middle
>> of that?
>

It must be terrible, living with a dead asshole. How does she defecate, I
wonder.

Werebat

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Mar 29, 2006, 5:56:54 PM3/29/06

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No 33 Secretary wrote:
> Werebat <ranpo...@cox.net> wrote in
> news:taCWf.44551$YX1.33014@dukeread06:
>
>
>>
>>No 33 Secretary wrote:
>>
>>>"Aaron F. Bourque" <aaronb...@aol.com> wrote in
>>>news:1143646108.8...@i40g2000cwc.googlegroups.com:
>>>
>>>
>>>
>>>>MY MOM'S DEAD ASSHOLE.
>>>
>>>
>>>What an inteseting oath. Or did you mean to put a comma in the middle
>>>of that?
>>
> It must be terrible, living with a dead asshole. How does she defecate, I
> wonder.

Oh, that's easy -- colostomy bag.

- Ron ^*^

No 33 Secretary

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Mar 29, 2006, 6:26:08 PM3/29/06

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Werebat <ranpo...@cox.net> wrote in
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You're not supposed to wear it on your head, you know. Especially not
sober.

VictorP

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Mar 29, 2006, 7:34:05 PM3/29/06

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"Aaron F. Bourque" <aaronb...@aol.com> wrote in message

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Learn basic grammar before responding to me in the future. You're not
worthy.

Aaron F. Bourque

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Mar 29, 2006, 8:26:21 PM3/29/06

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VictorP wrote:
> Learn basic grammar before responding to me in the future. You're not
> worthy.

. . .

You have no basis for claiming anything is worthy.

Ophidian

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Mar 29, 2006, 11:55:55 PM3/29/06

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No 33 Secretary wrote:

> Werebat <ranpo...@cox.net> wrote in
> news:taCWf.44551$YX1.33014@dukeread06:
>
>
>>
>>No 33 Secretary wrote:
>>
>>>"Aaron F. Bourque" <aaronb...@aol.com> wrote in
>>>news:1143646108.8...@i40g2000cwc.googlegroups.com:
>>>
>>>>MY MOM'S DEAD ASSHOLE.
>>>
>>>
>>>What an inteseting oath. Or did you mean to put a comma in the middle
>>>of that?
>>
> It must be terrible, living with a dead asshole. How does she defecate, I
> wonder.

Why would she need to?

Terry Austin

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Mar 30, 2006, 1:56:47 AM3/30/06

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Ophidian <ophid...@cox.net> wrote in
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Do you really think Aaron's mother could possibly not be full of shit?

--
Terry Austin

Ophidian

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Mar 30, 2006, 6:52:31 PM3/30/06

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Well, not anymore!