Neal Feldman Card
Jeff Scott Franzmann
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I I
I Insert Picture of I
I huge, gaping mouth I
I I
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Summon Disgruntled Speculator
T: When Tapped, Neal Spams rec.
games.deckmaster and associated
mailing lists with his opinions
and insults.
Neal Feldman cannot be destroyed
by any means.
0/1
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Dave A. Lartigue
Killfile 0
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| Picture of a whirlwind of |
| geeks being sucked into a |
| giant black hole. |
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Enchantment
While Killfile is in play, all
Neal Feldmans are removed from
the game.
"Geek destruction required
enormous resources..."
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Dave A. Lartigue || Finger me to find out the current year!
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Jake Patterson
> 0/1
ROTFL!!
I suggest thus:
Killfile 0
Enchantment.
all Disgruntled Speculators
become 0/1 and cannot have
their stats improved by any
means.
jpat...@mole.uvm.edu "...You'll see my teeth in the stars above..."
jpat...@muskrat.uvm.edu -They Might Be Giants
jpat...@moose.uvm.edu
Splunge
Jeff Scott Franzmann <umfr...@cc.umanitoba.ca> wrote:
>Neal Feldman 0
>---------------------------------
>I huge, gaping mouth I
>Summon Disgruntled Speculator
>
>T: When Tapped, Neal Spams rec.
>games.deckmaster and associated
>mailing lists with his opinions
>and insults.
>
>Neal Feldman cannot be destroyed
>by any means.
>
> 0/1
Of course what we really want is:
USENET Power and Wisdom 0
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I Computer screen with start of I
I root session on Deep Thought. I
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Enchant Newsgroup
While USENET Power and Wisdom is
in play all spammers are killed.
All spam baiters who repeatedly
followup spams are buried. Any
thread more than ten deep is
marked as read.
The question arose, "Who's worse,
the spammer or the one who gives him
more reasons to post?"
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James R. Goodfriend
ago (february, I believe) in response to his posting about 30K a day of
useless nonsense to the gg-l list. I don't have the original post, but
the card went something like:
Feldman's Cane Artifact (1)
(T): Sacrifice feldon's cane to fill opponent's mailbox with
lots of useless posts mostly echoing rulings that have already been
made, and more clearly, by the netrep.
"I don't care that Beth has asked us to consolidate our posts."
Of course, neal feldman foamed at the mouth. :)
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James R. Goodfriend **"BOB"** phae...@iastate.edu
<a href="http://www.public.iastate.edu/~phaedrus/homepage.html">homepage</a>
finger phae...@iastate.edu for anon-ftp info.
Joseph William Dixon
killfile... :) [the "@anon.*" sites don't count for this]
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[Gumby]
Jeff Scott Franzmann
>Hey! The neal feldman card was originally my idea! I created it months
>ago (february, I believe) in response to his posting about 30K a day of
>useless nonsense to the gg-l list. I don't have the original post, but
>the card went something like:
>
>Feldman's Cane Artifact (1)
> (T): Sacrifice feldon's cane to fill opponent's mailbox with
>lots of useless posts mostly echoing rulings that have already been
>made, and more clearly, by the netrep.
>"I don't care that Beth has asked us to consolidate our posts."
>
> Of course, neal feldman foamed at the mouth. :)
Ooops. Sorry. I just got on the newsgroup in late March, so I guess I
missed your card (which I like :)). Hmmm...maybe a Neal Feldman expansion
is in order :).
SIncerely,
Jeff Franzmann
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Ashley Taft
: Ooops. Sorry. I just got on the newsgroup in late March, so I guess I
: missed your card (which I like :)). Hmmm...maybe a Neal Feldman expansion
: is in order :).
: SIncerely,
: Jeff Franzmann
He gets a whooooooole expansion? All to himself? It ain't fair! When's
MY expansion set gonna come out?
Mind you...He is a GREAT source of card ideas...
Neal Feldman
Artifact Creature
Cost: 0 (Don't take much to get HIM started...)
Power/Toughness: 0/100 (He don't hurt, but he don't DIE, either...)
Special:
Tap, 0 mana: Create 1000 token creatures. They are each 0/1, but
all damage done to token creatures by any means is reduced to 0.
'A gas will expand to fill all available space.'
Ashley
Michael Jason Lewis
Mike VandeBunt <Mike.Va...@mixcom.mixcom.com> wrote:
}>Ooops. Sorry. I just got on the newsgroup in late March, so I guess I
}>missed your card (which I like :)). Hmmm...maybe a Neal Feldman expansion
}>is in order :).
}
}OOK! OOK! A Neal Feldman _expansion_! That would be Art imitating Life!
Actually, we're going to have the Neal Feldman expansion at Stanford soon.
That's the only time and place it'll be available, though...
I promise.
- Mike
Mike VandeBunt
>SIncerely,
>Jeff Franzmann
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OOK! OOK! A Neal Feldman _expansion_! That would be Art imitating Life!
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Nathan Engle
>OOK! OOK! A Neal Feldman _expansion_! That would be Art imitating Life!
Yeah, but only if the availability is limited to large-quantity
prepaid preorders...
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"Vae Victis"
ROBERT MCDONNELL
> Mike VandeBunt <Mike.Va...@mixcom.mixcom.com> writes:
>>OOK! OOK! A Neal Feldman _expansion_! That would be Art imitating Life!
>
> Yeah, but only if the availability is limited to large-quantity
> prepaid preorders...
Who is this Neal Feldman Guy and where did he disappear to...
Oh, so thats what a kill file does.
RM
Frank Z. Revy
In a previous article, umfr...@cc.umanitoba.ca (Jeff Scott Franzmann) says:
Read this whole thread.
Please forgive my ignorance, but who is this
Neal Feldman guy?
Cheers,
Frank
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| Frank Z. Revy ev...@Cleveland.Freenet.edu |
Richard Rapier
[snip]
: Read this whole thread.
: Please forgive my ignorance, but who is this
: Neal Feldman guy?
: Cheers,
: Frank
Go and read the DragonCon card thread(s), and you will find out.
Steve Thompson
: ...who is this Neal Feldman guy?
Exactly.
Dirk W. Tebben
it in a Dark pack once:
Niall Feldmain GGG 2/2
GGGG,T: Regenerate target thread, no matter how badly the other players
might want to bury it.
( ;) for the humor impaired)
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