My Secret Life
Zac Bond
skimmed one of de Sade's works. The complete work is a lengthy treatise on
the sexual excapades of some anonymous man--men, women, who knows what.
It's not really pornography because he describes it all in such exacting
scientific detail, lol. Apparently the full version is 11 volumes long and
was amazingly published in the early 1900's. Silly me; I hadn't realized
that sex had been invented until around 1965 or so, and blowjobs never
occured to anyone before around 1972.
The abridged version is a little over 1,000 pages, full of one sexual act
after the other. The author, whoever it was, goes into almost revolting
detail as to scents and shapes, and seems to have no limitations in his
desire for flesh. I haven't gone very far though, and I'm wondering how
he's going to manage to keep it interesting--It seems to me there's only so
many things that a penis can do.
On a random note, I also saw a German movie titled, "Run, Lola, Run." I'm
still not completely sure what happened or why, but it was a foreign film so
that's OK and expected :-)
-Ophidian
Dalboz Dragon
earned a wedgie by saying:
>MAN! This is perhaps the most disturbing book I've read since the time I
>skimmed one of de Sade's works. The complete work is a lengthy treatise on
>the sexual excapades of some anonymous man--men, women, who knows what.
>It's not really pornography because he describes it all in such exacting
>scientific detail, lol. Apparently the full version is 11 volumes long and
>was amazingly published in the early 1900's. Silly me; I hadn't realized
>that sex had been invented until around 1965 or so, and blowjobs never
>occured to anyone before around 1972.
>
>The abridged version is a little over 1,000 pages, full of one sexual act
>after the other. The author, whoever it was, goes into almost revolting
>detail as to scents and shapes, and seems to have no limitations in his
>desire for flesh. I haven't gone very far though, and I'm wondering how
>he's going to manage to keep it interesting--It seems to me there's only so
>many things that a penis can do.
And where, pray tell, did you get this book?
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Graham Percival
{Dalboz Dragon}:
> On Fri, 28 Dec 2001 04:48:44 -0500, "Zac Bond" <zacw...@hotmail.com>
> earned a wedgie by saying:
>>MAN! This is perhaps the most disturbing book I've read since the time I
>>skimmed one of de Sade's works. The complete work is a lengthy treatise on
>>the sexual excapades of some anonymous man--men, women, who knows what.
>>It's not really pornography because he describes it all in such exacting
>>scientific detail, lol. Apparently the full version is 11 volumes long and
> And where, pray tell, did you get this book?
Better question -- and where, pray tell, may _we_ get this book? ;)
- Musashi, sig.
Ashikaga
I like how you tricked us into reading this post. ;-) Yeah, like you
didn't intend... sheesh. Okay..., so it's your life. You want to live the
way you are, and I guess I have no business asking it and expect you would
explain it to us in gory details, but I can at least ask, right? Okay,
whatever. I give up. Nah, don't pretend you are confused.*
> MAN! This is perhaps the most disturbing book I've read since the time I
> skimmed one of de Sade's works. The complete work is a lengthy treatise
on
> the sexual excapades of some anonymous man--men, women, who knows what.
> It's not really pornography because he describes it all in such exacting
> scientific detail, lol. Apparently the full version is 11 volumes long
and
> was amazingly published in the early 1900's. Silly me; I hadn't realized
> that sex had been invented until around 1965 or so, and blowjobs never
> occured to anyone before around 1972.
Okay..., did you get the years wrong? You said the work is published around
early 1900's, so how would the author predict the future? I assume you mean
1865 and 1872, right? Sex was invented around 1865. (*pondering*) Yeah,
that sounds more like it. (*eye rolling*)
> The abridged version is a little over 1,000 pages, full of one sexual act
> after the other. The author, whoever it was,
George Sand. Sounds like it's her work, given she was a person around that
period. Yeah, Georgie is an orgy. Amazing women she was. Rumor says she
had slept with every other gentlemen in Paris.
> goes into almost revolting
> detail as to scents and shapes, and seems to have no limitations in his
> desire for flesh. I haven't gone very far though, and I'm wondering how
> he's going to manage to keep it interesting--It seems to me there's only
so
> many things that a penis can do.
Only if you realize what a catepillar can do....
> On a random note, I also saw a German movie titled, "Run, Lola, Run." I'm
> still not completely sure what happened or why, but it was a foreign film
so
> that's OK and expected :-)
Why is Lola running across the street? (*drum rolls*)
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> -Ophidian
Ashikaga (there are only so many things I can say; the rest is... secret
;-D)
Acid Queen
http://www.abc.nl/abc/first/erotica/classics.html
Click on the first section - Wordsworth Classic Erotica
AQ
Zac Bond
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>
> http://www.abc.nl/abc/first/erotica/classics.html
>
> Click on the first section - Wordsworth Classic Erotica
I picked it up at a local bookstore for $6. It somehow managed to become a
"Signet Classic" :-P
-Ophidian
Acid Queen
says...
It? My Wordsworth one is 5 books, 400 - 500 pages each. incorporating
all original 11 volumes - I got 'em at Books a Million IIRC. Paid $2
something each.
Heavy going - like most Victorian pornography, but better than de Sade.
Video tapes changed all that, and now we have the net - or Seaworld, of
course, depending upon predisposition. <g>
My e-mail is full of invitations to fun in the farmyard, and incest.
What I want to know is, pictorially speaking, how do we *know* we
getting incest?
AQ
Zac Bond
> It? My Wordsworth one is 5 books, 400 - 500 pages each. incorporating
> all original 11 volumes - I got 'em at Books a Million IIRC. Paid $2
> something each.
Mine is a condensed version; no way I'd ever read 11 volumes. Even the one
I have is becoming very dull. Has sex a bunch with 7 or 8 main characters,
rapes a few people, etc. I guess after DeSade I pretty much read it all and
very little would suprise me now, lol. Like all writers of the time, it's
horribly wordy, too.
> My e-mail is full of invitations to fun in the farmyard
I get a kick from the messages saying "Hot girls at the farm with animals"
and at the bottom in tiny letters it says, "this site contains no
bestiality."
, and incest.
> What I want to know is, pictorially speaking, how do we *know* we
> getting incest?
Hopefully I won't ever have to worry about it.
-Ophidian
contemptous dragon
> On a random note, I also saw a German movie titled, "Run, Lola, Run." I'm
> still not completely sure what happened or why, but it was a foreign film
so
> that's OK and expected :-)
the movie was fairly good, with some nice music and disturbing animation.
german, I believe. not exactly foreign, exactly german. if you'd like a
short summary of the plot, well, there's this girl, and she's got a
boyfriend, and he has to undergo some sort of a test for some mafia guy or
something, and she runs to get the money he needs, 'cos he screws up and
loses all cash he was meant to give to this mafia guy or something, and
there are some alternative versions of what's happening to them and some of
the people she meets while running and well, try to concentrate next time
you watch another 'foreign', that is european movie. I know you, americans,
like your movies plain and simple. well, we don't. we like some, you know,
spirit, some soul in our movies, some, you know, well, you know, etc. go
ahead, flame me. :-> I can stand it, I really can.
jarek
contemptous dragon
Helgraf Dragon
>
> On Sun, 30 Dec 2001 20:11:24 +0100, "contemptous dragon"
> <sa...@polbox.com> wrote:
>
> >
> >
> >> On a random note, I also saw a German movie titled, "Run, Lola, Run." I'm
> >> still not completely sure what happened or why, but it was a foreign film
> >so
> >> that's OK and expected :-)
> >
> >the movie was fairly good, with some nice music and disturbing animation.
>
>
> I thought Run, Lola, Run was rather simple and boring. If the star
> didn't have nice red "Alias" hair, I doubt I would have watched it all
> even on free cable.
>
> BTW, I give your troll attempt a 1 on the intelligence meter. From
> now on try to at least capture our interest.
And consider investing a couple of skill points in Speak Language
(English) - or at least Speak Patois (American)
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contemptous dragon
> Polychromic wrote:
> >
> > On Sun, 30 Dec 2001 20:11:24 +0100, "contemptous dragon"
> > <sa...@polbox.com> wrote:
> >
> > >
> > >
> > >> On a random note, I also saw a German movie titled, "Run, Lola, Run."
I'm
> > >> still not completely sure what happened or why, but it was a foreign
film
> > >so
> > >> that's OK and expected :-)
> > >
> > >the movie was fairly good, with some nice music and disturbing
animation.
> >
> > Poland has movies now? Wow. Finally got electricity now, eh?
heh, we've even got McDonald's. would you believe it? all wonders of your
american culture are for us to enjoy now. :->
> > I thought Run, Lola, Run was rather simple and boring. If the star
> > didn't have nice red "Alias" hair, I doubt I would have watched it all
> > even on free cable.
> >
> > BTW, I give your troll attempt a 1 on the intelligence meter. From
> > now on try to at least capture our interest.
buuu. :-<
> And consider investing a couple of skill points in Speak Language
> (English) - or at least Speak Patois (American)
flame count one, go on fellows. :->
jarek
Zac Bond
contemptous dragon <sa...@polbox.com> wrote in message
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> the movie was fairly good, with some nice music and disturbing animation.
> german, I believe. not exactly foreign, exactly german. if you'd like a
> short summary of the plot, well, there's this girl, and she's got a
> boyfriend, and he has to undergo some sort of a test for some mafia guy or
> something, and she runs to get the money he needs, 'cos he screws up and
> loses all cash he was meant to give to this mafia guy or something, and
> there are some alternative versions of what's happening to them and some
of
This is what I already know. I was hoping to fill in all the "..or
something" spots.
> the people she meets while running and well, try to concentrate next time
> you watch another 'foreign', that is european movie. I know you,
americans,
> like your movies plain and simple.
I'm sorry, it was hard to concentrate when her hair was blinding me every
time I looked at it.
For the record, I enjoyed the movie (except the parts where she is running
and that tachno-boop music is playing), I just wish I had some better idea
why it was happening.
-Ophidian
Silvan Pagan
> americans, like your movies plain and simple. well, we don't. we like
> some, you know, spirit, some soul in our movies, some, you know, well, you
> know, etc. go ahead, flame me. :-> I can stand it, I really can.
You like a lot more darkness and morbidity. More realism or even pessimism
beyond realism. You favor tragic endings, perhaps almost darkly humorously
tragic.
IOW European movies have crappy endings. American movies have happy
endings.
We know it's stupid, but we (my wife and I) LIKE American movies, dammit.
You always know Biff Spiffy will get the girl and live happily ever after,
even if the rotation of the planet has to suddenly reverse itself or an
alient from planet Blartok happens to appear out of nowhere in the last ten
seconds just to make sure that is the case. We know it's lame and cheesy
and stupid, but we like it that way. Most Americans do. Give us happy
endings or you don't get any money at the box office.
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>Give us happy endings or you don't get any money at the box office.
Except for horror movies. Oh, and Tarantino stuff. And possibly
Rodriguez... >:)
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