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Z. Bond

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Oct 13, 2000, 1:19:19 AM10/13/00
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Twizzlers are highly disgusting, practicly unflavored rubbery crap. Blegh.

-Ophidian


Attentive Dragon

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Oct 13, 2000, 1:33:15 AM10/13/00
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"Z. Bond" <zacw...@hotmail.com> wrote in message
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> Twizzlers are highly disgusting, practicly unflavored rubbery crap.
Blegh.


But if you bite off both ends, they become a straw.


Xwing884

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Oct 13, 2000, 1:48:09 AM10/13/00
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>Twizzlers are highly disgusting, practicly unflavored rubbery crap. Blegh.
>
>-Ophidian
>

On the contrary, Twizzlers are along the same line as such things as beef
jerky; it's delicious and disgusting at the same time.

~Chlorthos Dragon

Lost Dragon

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Oct 13, 2000, 1:50:01 AM10/13/00
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>Twizzlers are highly disgusting, practicly unflavored rubbery crap. Blegh.

I agree.

They certainly do not "make my mouth happy". It's flagrant false
advertising. I'm starting a class action suit.


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Alex Beckers

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Oct 13, 2000, 3:00:00 AM10/13/00
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"Z. Bond" <zacw...@hotmail.com> wrote in message
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> Twizzlers are highly disgusting, practicly unflavored rubbery crap.
Blegh.

You have never been more wrong in your life.

I love it when it twizzles.

pariah


Fortran Dragon

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Oct 13, 2000, 3:00:00 AM10/13/00
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> Twizzlers are highly disgusting, practicly unflavored rubbery crap. Blegh.

I love Twizzlers. :) I can eat a whole bag of them in one go if
I'm not paying attention.

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Abyssal Dragon

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Oct 13, 2000, 3:00:00 AM10/13/00
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So you like cake, Fortran Dragon <xy...@kc.rr.com>?

> I love Twizzlers. :) I can eat a whole bag of them in one go if
>I'm not paying attention.

What flavor, the chocolate (*not* black) is my favourite.
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Abyssal Dragon

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Oct 13, 2000, 3:00:00 AM10/13/00
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So you like cake, Polychromic <mac...@home.com>?

>What are Twizzlers? Some kind of licorice?

They are indeed. ;)

>I'll stick to Hersey
>Kisses & Dr. Pepper.

Hugs are better, imho. Vanilla *and* chocolate, can't go wrong with that.

Goldenflame Dragon

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Oct 13, 2000, 3:00:00 AM10/13/00
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In the beginning was the Word, and then "Z. Bond" <zacw...@hotmail.com>
wrote:

>Twizzlers are highly disgusting, practicly unflavored rubbery crap. Blegh.
>

Twizzlers are good. Red vines are disgusting, practically unflavored
rubbery crap.

Twizzlers should be eaten in movie theatres and used as straws for root
beer.

Goldenflame Dragon


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Fortran Dragon

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Oct 13, 2000, 3:00:00 AM10/13/00
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> What flavor, the chocolate (*not* black) is my favourite.

I prefer the strawberry ones. :)

Fortran Dragon

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> What are Twizzlers? Some kind of licorice? I'll stick to Hersey
> Kisses & Dr. Pepper.

Yes, they are a type of licorice. You usually see the strawberry
versions in most of the convenience stores.

ciotóg

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Oct 14, 2000, 3:00:00 AM10/14/00
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Polychromic's words cut through me like an ice breaker through Arctic
pack ice:

>Since I don't like strawberry

If you're saying you don't like strawberries, then you are the
anti-Christ.

Unless you're alergic to them, there's absolutely no reason why anyone
would dislike strawberries.

Of course strawberry Twizzlers bear no resemblence to real
strawberries in any way (except they fall in the same general category
of colour). If you're saying you don't like strawberry "flavoured"
licorice products then that's understandable.

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Lost Dragon

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Oct 14, 2000, 9:46:23 PM10/14/00
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>If you're saying you don't like strawberries, then you are the
>anti-Christ.

I hate strawberries. Hmm... Actually, I dislike most fruit.

>Unless you're alergic to them, there's absolutely no reason why anyone
>would dislike strawberries.

Bleh. I want chocolate.

Good chocolate.

Paulon

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Oct 15, 2000, 2:39:53 AM10/15/00
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From the Depths of Time and Space, Lost Dragon speaks:

> Bleh. I want chocolate.
>
> Good chocolate.

I love chocolate. Chocolate is good.
I'm also allergic to chocolate. And right now it makes me sick, until I
get better from those irritating bugs I caught. :-( It is not nice having
a big bar of chocolate right next to you that you don't dare eat.

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Dalboz Dragon

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Oct 15, 2000, 3:00:00 AM10/15/00
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On Sun, 15 Oct 2000 01:46:23 GMT, Lost Dragon
<lostd...@worldnet.att.net> wrote:

>>If you're saying you don't like strawberries, then you are the
>>anti-Christ.
>
>I hate strawberries. Hmm... Actually, I dislike most fruit.

You gotta love Jolly Ranchers, though. I haven't met one person who
hates those.

>>Unless you're alergic to them, there's absolutely no reason why anyone
>>would dislike strawberries.
>
>Bleh. I want chocolate.
>
>Good chocolate.

All chocolate tastes the same to me. If I have to have chocolate, I
prefer dark chocolate.

But my personal favorite are sour candies. Especially sour peach
rings, especially when they are two or three days old. They still
taste great, but the slight staleness makes them more chewy.

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ciotóg

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Oct 15, 2000, 3:00:00 AM10/15/00
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Polychromic's words cut through me like an ice breaker through Arctic
pack ice:

>Umm...care for a plague?

Ah, the gift that keeps on giving :)

>>Unless you're alergic to them, there's absolutely no reason why anyone
>>would dislike strawberries.
>

>The taste horrible. No rhyme or reason, simply taste.

You need to see a doctor. There's something seriously wrong with you.

>(notice the correct
>modern non-outdated British spelling)

So u lik 2 mak werds shrtr? ;)

Samurai

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Oct 16, 2000, 3:00:00 AM10/16/00
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Quoth Polychromic <mac...@home.com>:
[munch]
>I try not to eat anything with the word "flavored" (notice the

>correct modern non-outdated British spelling)

Actually, a lot of British spellings are more up-to-date than the
American ones. See, _our_ version of English continued to advance
after the Pilgrims left, unlike some I could mention...

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b_2_d...@my-deja.com

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Oct 18, 2000, 8:16:56 PM10/18/00
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In article <39ea3339...@news.prestel.co.uk>,

Sam...@daisho.prestel.co.uk (Samurai) wrote:
> Quoth Polychromic <mac...@home.com>:
> [munch]
> >I try not to eat anything with the word "flavored" (notice the
> >correct modern non-outdated British spelling)
>
> Actually, a lot of British spellings are more up-to-date than the
> American ones. See, _our_ version of English continued to advance
> after the Pilgrims left, unlike some I could mention...
>
> ;)
Like??? And do you have proof?

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ciotóg

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Oct 19, 2000, 3:00:00 AM10/19/00
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b_2_d...@my-deja.com's words cut through me like an ice breaker
through Arctic pack ice:

>J. "Bubbac/B2D/An Enraged AMERICAN!(j/k)" C.

How archaic! You know it's spelled "Amerikan" now, don't you?

Samurai

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Oct 20, 2000, 3:00:00 AM10/20/00
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Quoth b_2_d...@my-deja.com:
>Sam...@daisho.prestel.co.uk (Samurai) wrote:
[munch]

>> Actually, a lot of British spellings are more up-to-date than the
>> American ones. See, _our_ version of English continued to advance
>> after the Pilgrims left, unlike some I could mention...
>> ;)
>
>Like???

Lots of things. The above, and most other '-our' words are examples.

>And do you have proof?

Yes, thanks. :)

Dracos Dragon

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Oct 21, 2000, 3:00:00 AM10/21/00
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In the Land of rec.games.computer.ultima.dragons a person named only
Samurai happened to write...

>Lots of things. The above, and most other '-our' words are examples.
>

>>And do you have proof?
>

>Yes, thanks. :)

I think that was more a request for the display of such a proof, one that I
should like to see. Not that I don't believe you, because I do, I just
can't think of any proofs of my own that don't currently start off with 'As
seen in the theory of Teilhard, the progressing Mind...'

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Stilton

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Oct 22, 2000, 3:00:00 AM10/22/00
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On Sun, 15 Oct 2000 10:31:49 GMT, sn4...@csun.edu (Dalboz Dragon)
wrote:

>You gotta love Jolly Ranchers, though. I haven't met one person who
>hates those.

Ech. Can't stand em.

>But my personal favorite are sour candies. Especially sour peach
>rings, especially when they are two or three days old. They still
>taste great, but the slight staleness makes them more chewy.

Ditto.

Stilton


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