Cake vs Pie text repost
Abyssal Dragon
I write this in great haste, for I can already hear the forces of Pie
breaching the keep walls. I know not how this missive will survive
to reach
the outside lands, or for that matter, future generations. My only
hope is
that this speedily drafted work will offer record of our hallow
philosophy.
For our culture to have any chance of enduring the ages, someone,
somewhere,
must find this. Please, Reader, I besheech thee, spread the word of
our
peoples. Release the spirit of our word and leard from the wisdome
of the
past.
DESSERT - the harmony between the Principles of PIE and CAKE - is
the one
pure axiom we hold true. All three Principles are symbolized in our
hieroglyphs: The Great Earth Whisk, keeper of Dessert, lies on a
vertical
plane, around which the two opposing Beaters of Cake and Pie wrap
themselves.
CAKE and PIE each embrace three FORCES. These six FORCES, when
combined,
form the three Principles of DESSERT. The forces of CAKE are
FROSTING,
CANDLES and LAYERS; the forces of PIE are CRUST, FILLING and TOPPING
CAKE
FROSTING is that which allows for added flavor and delight.
CANDLES are those which encourage merryment in consuming.
LAYERS are those which allow for extravagance in feasting.
PIE
CRUST is that which contains, and holds flavor in check.
FILLING is the innermost thoughts that provide logical flavor.
TOPPING is that which, applied in an Ordered fashion can enhance the
flavor.
DESSERT
FROSTING and CRUST combine to form APPEARANCE, or that which
attracts the
taste buds, and starts the saliva glands.
CANDLES and FILLING combine to form ANTICIPATION, or that which
creates
longing for the flavor which lies within.
LAYERS and TOPPING combine to form CONSUMATION, or the enjoyment
which comes
from ingesting the bountiful harvest.
As thou canst surely see, my world has been torn asunder by
disregard for
DESSERT - our dearest axiom! If thou dost thrive in a time less
violent, I
can do no more than plead with thee to help restore DESSERT to the
Dragon
Table! I must end this brief explication here, for I can hear my
attackers
pounding upon the oaken door downstairs. I wish thee and thy world
better
fortunes than mine own.
-Betty Crocker, The Great Dessert Chef.
-Abyssal Dragon
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Shadow of Light
<laughs> That's great! :)
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Shadow of Light Dragon -==(UDIC)==-
Drenched in Darkness, Bathed in Brilliance, Honed in Harmony
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Wtcher Dragon
up on us here, like a cat with extra ketchup. *ponders* Well, that
doesn't actually mean anything. I wonder where the Revoker's gone off
to.
Pete H
"Abyssal Dragon" <in...@yeahandstuff.net> wrote in message
news:1ah9huku1lrihdctl...@4ax.com...
<snip>
> DESSERT - the harmony between the Principles of PIE and CAKE - is
> the one
> pure axiom we hold true. All three Principles are symbolized in our
> hieroglyphs: The Great Earth Whisk, keeper of Dessert, lies on a
> vertical
> plane, around which the two opposing Beaters of Cake and Pie wrap
> themselves.
<snip>
Either A) you have entirely too much time on your hands, or B) you are
excessively hungry and craving something Bad For You, or C) Both.
And then there's always ice cream...
---
Bearded Dragon
Lumina Dragon
Everyone knows ice cream is allied with cake.
-Lumina Dragon
Claus Dragon
Wtcher Dragon schrieb:
you are not alone...some others remember that, too....
--
cd
Pete H
"Lumina Dragon" <kewh...@hotmail.com> wrote in message
news:3D163E49...@hotmail.com...
> >
> > And then there's always ice cream...
>
> Everyone knows ice cream is allied with cake.
Surely you've heard of pie a la mode? Ice cream is clearly a traitor
here...
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Bearded Dragon
Rupert Wanderer
news:3D1662FB...@bla.com...
*nods* I, too, remember...
--
Rupert Wanderer
-=(UDIC)=- (Refractor Dragon)
User of 'Thingamajig!'.
BubbaDragon
> > > And then there's always ice cream...
> >
> > Everyone knows ice cream is allied with cake.
>
> Surely you've heard of pie a la mode? Ice cream is clearly a traitor
> here...
>
The Great Bread Pudding has now entered the fray.
What do we do now? Pie and Cake now have a common foe in Bread Pudding.
Shall we temporally combine our forces against this new comer?
What say ye all?
--
B2D
-=(CLOUDS)=-
Whreky
>
>The Great Bread Pudding has now entered the fray.
>
>What do we do now? Pie and Cake now have a common foe in Bread Pudding.
>Shall we temporally combine our forces against this new comer?
>
>What say ye all?
If it's in league with Black Pudding....Hey Ho!
~~O^O~~
Optician Dragon
-==UDIC==-
"Never have so many suffered so much so so few could be so happy."
Maj. Frank Burns
Claus Kick
Whreky wrote:
>
> >
> >
> >The Great Bread Pudding has now entered the fray.
> >
> >What do we do now? Pie and Cake now have a common foe in Bread Pudding.
> >Shall we temporally combine our forces against this new comer?
> >
> >What say ye all?
>
> If it's in league with Black Pudding....Hey Ho!
black pudding...the famous ad&d enemies...turned your hard-worked for
plate mail+3 into
a common one very fast.
--
cd
Wtcher Dragon
Claus Dragon
Wtcher Dragon schrieb:
> > > If it's in league with Black Pudding....Hey Ho!
> >
> > black pudding...the famous ad&d enemies...turned your hard-worked for
> > plate mail+3 into
> > a common one very fast.
>
> *hides*
why? are you afraid your plate mail+3 might disappear?
--
cd