Funny thing today.
David Corby
calls. This woman calls me up and says that she wants to clean up the
appearance of her hard drive by throwing away files. She began to ask what
files she could throw away. She went through a list. Can I throw read me
files away? NO! I said. You need to read those. Yada Yada Yada...
Since this is a very busy call center I tell her that she really needs to
determine what she can keep and what she can trash. I then hang up. She
calls me 10 minutes later. My computer stoped working. (She is on a Mac)
I threw away my system folder.
I just sank in my chair.
Miskatonic Dragon
Sned The Bold
have you been to www.rinkworks.com yet?
They have a pretty funny collection of storeis just like that called
"Computer Stupidities"
LOGVIN
>calls. This woman calls me up and says that she wants to clean up the
>appearance of her hard drive by throwing away files. She began to ask what
>files she could throw away. She went through a list. Can I throw read me
>files away? NO! I said. You need to read those. Yada Yada Yada...
>
>Since this is a very busy call center I tell her that she really needs to
>determine what she can keep and what she can trash. I then hang up. She
>calls me 10 minutes later. My computer stoped working. (She is on a Mac)
>I threw away my system folder.
>
>I just sank in my chair.
>
Muahahahahhaha
I doubt it was that. It stoped working because it was a Mac.
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Destrius
the entity named David Corby (co...@email.msn.com)
inscribed the following words in rec.games.computer.ultima.dragons:
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>I work in a tech support call center. Today I had the most amusing set of
>calls. This woman calls me up and says that she wants to clean up the
>appearance of her hard drive by throwing away files. She began to ask what
>files she could throw away. She went through a list. Can I throw read me
>files away? NO! I said. You need to read those. Yada Yada Yada...
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Very amusing. :)
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>Since this is a very busy call center I tell her that she really needs to
>determine what she can keep and what she can trash. I then hang up. She
>calls me 10 minutes later. My computer stoped working. (She is on a Mac)
>I threw away my system folder.
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*LOL*
Yet another reason to use a multiple account OS when cleaning up yer
system.
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Ibn al-Hazardous Dragon
known as David Corby on Fri, 13 Nov 1998 22:26:52 -0800 uttered the
following message:
}I work in a tech support call center. Today I had the most amusing set of
}calls. This woman calls me up and says that she wants to clean up the
}appearance of her hard drive by throwing away files. She began to ask what
}files she could throw away. She went through a list. Can I throw read me
}files away? NO! I said. You need to read those. Yada Yada Yada...
}
}Since this is a very busy call center I tell her that she really needs to
}determine what she can keep and what she can trash. I then hang up. She
}calls me 10 minutes later. My computer stoped working. (She is on a Mac)
}I threw away my system folder.
}
}I just sank in my chair.
*G*
I'll have to pass this one on to my friend who claims the Mac is The
Foolproof Computer. Don't they require a brain now-a-days when selling
'puters?
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Mils
>calls. This woman calls me up and says that she wants to clean up the
>appearance of her hard drive by throwing away files. She began to ask what
>files she could throw away. She went through a list. Can I throw read me
>files away? NO! I said. You need to read those. Yada Yada Yada...
A friend of mine deleted every files of his computer, but EXEs. He
then wondered why some things were not working :)
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