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Das Uber Soldat

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Oct 4, 2004, 8:27:30 AM10/4/04
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Belive it or not... Doom3 is a very crap game! It is the same old doom
that we've come 2 no. Oh look its a very dark room with a non-scary
piece of sh1t in there! Let me pull out my flash light and look 4 it!
O... there it is... let me put my flash light away... 20 seconds later
you put your flash light away, but its too late you are dead!

What a load of c...@p.Why doesn't someone shoot me in the head 4 the 2nd
time. Not even the graphics are good, Max Payne 1 has beta graphics
than Doom3.

So that kinda concludes my case. nothing any of u say can make doom 3
a 1337 game.

Tone

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Oct 6, 2004, 7:05:20 AM10/6/04
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dasube...@webmail.co.za (Das Uber Soldat) wrote in message news:<66457f5d.04100...@posting.google.com>...

erm... =Get a decent computer so it plays at a decent speed and so the
graphics are good?

David Damerell

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Oct 6, 2004, 8:13:13 AM10/6/04
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Das Uber Soldat <dasube...@webmail.co.za> wrote:
>Belive it or not... Doom3 is a very crap game! It is the same old doom
>that we've come 2 no.
[yes, I know it's a troll]

... if only it _were_ the same old Doom I've come to know. :-)
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Chingy

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Oct 6, 2004, 3:28:39 PM10/6/04
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Seems you got busted by monsters in darkroom LOL it happens if you 1) dunno
how to config doom3 properly 2)shitty monitor 3)shitty comp itself including
graphics card.

So far doom 3 rocked for me in single player the story line was good game
lacked gamma slider unlike all the modern games ,eg people shouldn't need to
go in console.

A bit lack of dialogues with peers and AI is very predictive, I mean I could
dodge END bosses missile and all those critters just with good strafing and
run around without getting scratch for atleast 10 mins in the end boss area
LOL.

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John Gaughan

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Oct 6, 2004, 10:00:10 PM10/6/04
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Das Uber Soldat wrote:
> Belive it or not... Doom3 is a very crap game! It is the same old
> doom that we've come 2 no. ... nothing any of u say can make doom 3 a
> 1337 game.

That means a lot coming from someone that is a master of the English
language. Try not sounding like an idiot and I will take your opinion
seriously.

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John Gaughan
http://www.johngaughan.net/
jo...@johngaughan.net

Len Pitre

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Oct 6, 2004, 11:53:06 PM10/6/04
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damerell wrote:
>[yes, I know it's a troll]
>
>.... if only it _were_ the same old Doom I've come to know. :-)

:) Oh, man, tell me about it. Already uninstalled it. My video card wasn't
really up to it, so I wound up playing with EVERY effect turned off. This game
looks damn ugly with everything turned off. (And whoever at PC Gamer got the
bright idea that a GeForce4 MX plays it "almost as good" as a better card
should be shot. After having their arms and legs hacksawed off. Slowly.) So,
left with only the playability, I played it and wasn't impressed. Man, even by
Doom era the monster closet was getting passe!

Len

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Das Uber Soldat

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Oct 7, 2004, 3:04:41 AM10/7/04
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"Chingy" <lak...@lakara.com> wrote in message news:<ck1h1c$mtb$1...@otis.netspace.net.au>...

HA! My PC Will Burn all of you guys PC to sh1t!

Intel 3.6 HT
Gigabyte 2004 GT Edition
2X 512 DDR 400 Dual Channel
nVidia GForce 6800 Ultra 256MB 256 Bit DDR
19' Philips Monitor
Microsoft Dual Optical Mouse

And that concludes my demonstration. Any questions?

One more thing I WILL kick ure arse in any game u play!

Chingy

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Oct 7, 2004, 3:41:36 PM10/7/04
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wanna play HALO with me or how about some old school starcraft on
battlenet?

Maybe u dont play this games BUT you said ANY game?

up for a challenge?

I dun talk big but I like to do it instead!!!!!

Tim Williams

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Oct 7, 2004, 7:23:39 PM10/7/04
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"Chingy" <lak...@lakara.com> wrote in message
news:ck465d$1k16$1...@otis.netspace.net.au...

> Maybe u dont play this games BUT you said ANY game?
>
> up for a challenge?
>
> I dun talk big but I like to do it instead!!!!!

Quake 2 WoD
209.242.0.179:27916

See ya there. . . >:)

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- Homer Simpson
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John Gaughan

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Oct 7, 2004, 10:41:44 PM10/7/04
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Das Uber Soldat wrote:
> HA! My PC Will Burn all of you guys PC to sh1t!
>
> Intel 3.6 HT
> Gigabyte 2004 GT Edition
> 2X 512 DDR 400 Dual Channel
> nVidia GForce 6800 Ultra 256MB 256 Bit DDR
> 19' Philips Monitor
> Microsoft Dual Optical Mouse

Celeron 300A @450
Abit BH6
512 MB PC100
Riva TNT 2 Ultra
19' KDS Monitor
Logitech Optical Mouse

Yes, my wife's computer will not only burn you, it will wipe your butt
for you too! I am still working on teaching it the intricacies of the
coffee maker. Mr. Intel, you are no Mr. Coffee...

Martin Read

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Oct 8, 2004, 3:42:39 AM10/8/04
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John Gaughan <jo...@johngaughan.net> wrote:
>19' KDS Monitor

How big's your computer room? :)
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Martin Read - my opinions are my own. share them if you wish.

Das Uber Soldat

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Oct 9, 2004, 4:09:28 AM10/9/04
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"Chingy" <lak...@lakara.com> wrote in message news:<ck465d$1k16$1...@otis.netspace.net.au>...

> wanna play HALO with me or how about some old school starcraft on
> battlenet?
>
> Maybe u dont play this games BUT you said ANY game?
>
> up for a challenge?
>
> I dun talk big but I like to do it instead!!!!!
>
>

mmmmmm.... sounds like fun... i still play starcraft!

John Gaughan

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Oct 10, 2004, 12:01:04 PM10/10/04
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Martin Read wrote:
>>19' KDS Monitor
>
> How big's your computer room? :)

More than nineteen feet diagonally ;-)

Chingy

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Oct 10, 2004, 12:39:53 PM10/10/04
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what time u wanna meet up mate i would like some challenge on non money map
give us a buzz on zia_...@hotmail.com

ok cyah later and If I like ya I will add you in my buddy list on bnet! lol

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Das Uber Soldat

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Oct 11, 2004, 2:39:40 AM10/11/04
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John Gaughan <jo...@johngaughan.net> wrote in message news:<Oo19d.2292$VJ2....@fe40.usenetserver.com>...

> That means a lot coming from someone that is a master of the English
> language. Try not sounding like an idiot and I will take your opinion
> seriously.

If i wanted u 2 take me seriasly then i would hav a gat 2 ur head fucker!

John Gaughan

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Oct 11, 2004, 3:05:04 PM10/11/04
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Das Uber Soldat wrote:
> If i wanted u 2 take me seriasly then i would hav a gat 2 ur head fucker!

What is a "gat 2 ur"? Does that involve a cat? The 'c' and 'g' keys are
sort of close.

Len Pitre

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Oct 11, 2004, 7:25:07 PM10/11/04
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John Gaughan wrote:
>Das Uber Soldat wrote:
>> If i wanted u 2 take me seriasly then i would hav a gat 2 ur head fucker!
>
>What is a "gat 2 ur"? Does that involve a cat? The 'c' and 'g' keys are
>sort of close.

John, I didn't know you owned a 'head fucker'! How does it feel about the
gat/cat/vat/rat/hat/PatRobertson? And where do you get one of those? I went to
Wal-Mart but they were all out. You know how it is: If it ain't on the
shelves, it ain't in stock. All sorts of fuckers, but no head fuckers. I'm
really disappointed with their selection.

Len

John Gaughan

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Oct 13, 2004, 12:49:51 AM10/13/04
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Len Pitre wrote:
> John, I didn't know you owned a 'head fucker'! How does it feel about
> the gat/cat/vat/rat/hat/PatRobertson? And where do you get one of
> those? I went to Wal-Mart but they were all out. You know how it is:
> If it ain't on the shelves, it ain't in stock. All sorts of fuckers,
> but no head fuckers. I'm really disappointed with their selection.

*I* am a head fucker -- oral sex :-D

Len Pitre

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Oct 14, 2004, 4:39:44 PM10/14/04
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John Gaughan wrote:
>> those? I went to Wal-Mart but they were all out. You know how it is:
>> If it ain't on the shelves, it ain't in stock. All sorts of fuckers,
>> but no head fuckers. I'm really disappointed with their selection.
>
>*I* am a head fucker -- oral sex :-D

So that is why placement of a cat near the head fucker is such a powerful
threat!

"Oooh! Ball of yarn!"

:)

Len Pitre

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Oct 15, 2004, 8:56:11 PM10/15/04
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John Gaughan wrote:

>> So that is why placement of a cat near the head fucker is such a
>> powerful threat!
>

>This reminds me of one of my wife's sayings. Our pet cat, Speedy, likes
>to curl up at our feet in bed. My wife will turn to me and say "look, I
>have a hairy pussy between my legs!"

As long as you're not married to the venerable Mrs. Slocombe. :)

>It makes me laugh every time. Maybe
>I am just getting old.

While I question the veracity, I got a kick out of this:
http://www.darwinawards.com/personal/personal1999-36.html

John Gaughan

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Oct 17, 2004, 12:25:48 AM10/17/04
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Len Pitre wrote:
> As long as you're not married to the venerable Mrs. Slocombe. :)

This reference is lost on me, so I asked Mr. Google:
http://www.the-snu.co.uk/slocombe.html

All I can say is that this is /really fucking weird/.

> While I question the veracity, I got a kick out of this:
> http://www.darwinawards.com/personal/personal1999-36.html

Speedy is declawed, thankfully. He also does not like balls of any kind,
he prefers strings. Uh oh, that could be worse...

Martin Read

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Oct 18, 2004, 3:48:21 AM10/18/04
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John Gaughan <jo...@johngaughan.net> wrote:
>Len Pitre wrote:
>> As long as you're not married to the venerable Mrs. Slocombe. :)
>
>This reference is lost on me, so I asked Mr. Google:
>http://www.the-snu.co.uk/slocombe.html
>
>All I can say is that this is /really fucking weird/.

Well, duh. It's British television.

Jon Dowland

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Oct 10, 2005, 1:38:40 PM10/10/05
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dasube...@webmail.co.za (Das Uber Soldat) wrote in
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> One more thing I WILL kick ure arse in any game u play!
>

I'd love to see someone take you up on that in doom.exe.

Jon Dowland

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Oct 10, 2005, 1:39:20 PM10/10/05
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dasube...@webmail.co.za (Das Uber Soldat) wrote in
news:66457f5d.04101...@posting.google.com:

> If i wanted u 2 take me seriasly then i would hav a gat 2 ur head fucker!
>

I can't even begin to decypher this. Do they teach text-speak in schools
now? Standards are slipping...

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