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Texas Lawyer Hunting Bill

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Nov 12, 2002, 2:16:04 PM11/12/02
Texas Bill to Regulate the Hunting and Harvesting of Attorneys

Section 372.01: Any person with a valid Texas rodent or armadillo hunting
license may also hunt and harvest attorneys for recreational and sporting
(non-commercial) purposes.

Section 372.02: Taking of attorneys with traps or deadfalls is permitted. The
use of United States currency as bait is prohibited.

Section 372.03: It is unlawful to chase, herd or harvest attorneys from a power
boat, helicopter or aircraft.

Section 372.04: It is unlawful to shout "Whiplash", "Ambulance" or "Free
Scotch" for the purpose of trapping attorneys.

Section 372.05: It is unlawful to hunt OR trap attorneys within 100 yards of
Mercedes or Porsche dealerships except on Wednesday afternoons.

Section 372.06: It is unlawful for a hunter to wear the disguise of a reporter,
accident victim, physician, chiropractor or tax accountant for the purpose of
hunting attorneys.

Kevin D. Nyberg

Nov 13, 2002, 5:26:36 PM11/13/02
to (RSHaas) wrote in message news:<>...

> Texas Bill to Regulate the Hunting and Harvesting of Attorneys

Ho, ho.

But there is one form of bipedal life LOWER on the evolutionary

The Trend-Setting Education Consultant!

As in, if you REALLY wanted to hamstring Scholastic Chess, make it a
requirement in public schools!


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