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Chinese Herbal Medicine as Guaranteed by Steve Jobs

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samsloan

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Dec 31, 2011, 1:20:49 AM12/31/11
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As is well known, billionaire Steve Jobs was able to prolong his life
by using Chinese Herbal Medicine and Acupuncture.

But what methods was the billionaire using?

Now it can be revealed from secret banned books found in dingy back
rooms and smuggled out of China last week. The first of a series of
ten books on Chinese Herbal Medicine and Acupuncture has just been
published today.

So, here it is, the secret to long life:

http://search.barnesandnoble.com/books/product.aspx?ISBN=4871872025

St. Sam

samsloan

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Dec 31, 2011, 5:35:18 AM12/31/11
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It is listed here now too:

http://www.amazon.com/dp/4871872025

RichAsianKid

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Dec 31, 2011, 5:51:35 AM12/31/11
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God help Chinese if 56 is your endgame. (??)

None

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Jan 1, 2012, 8:28:22 PM1/1/12
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BettorO...@aol.com

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Jan 12, 2012, 7:42:51 AM1/12/12
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On Dec 31 2011, 1:20 am, samsloan <samhsl...@gmail.com> wrote:
> As is well known, billionaire Steve Jobs was able to prolong his life
> by using Chinese Herbal Medicine and Acupuncture.

Actually, Jobs reportedly said that this almost killed him, and
regretted not relying earlier on western medicine.

samsloan

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Jan 14, 2012, 9:50:10 AM1/14/12
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I have just finished publishing three books on Chinese herbal
medicine, Chinese acupuncture and Chinese message.

I have five more books left in the hopper on these subjects that I
will be publishing soon.

These are all books I brought back from my trip to China last month.
They were all published in Mainland China and have not previously been
available in the USA. They are all entirely in Chinese so if you
cannot read Chinese they are not suitable.

The books are:

Practical Acupuncture Clinical Handbook

http://search.barnesandnoble.com/books/product.aspx?ISBN=4871872130

http://www.amazon.com/dp/4871872130

Massage of Body Points for a Chinese Family by Wang ChuanGui

http://search.barnesandnoble.com/books/product.aspx?ISBN=4871872092

http://www.amazon.com/dp/4871872092

(Lots of sexy drawings of Chinese girls getting massages in this one.)

Chinese Herbal Medicine Recipes for Curing Illness

http://search.barnesandnoble.com/books/product.aspx?ISBN=4871872025

http://www.amazon.com/dp/4871872025

Five books soon to come but not out yet are the following titles:

The Science of Curing Eye Illness by Chinese Herbal Medicine by
Guangdong Herbal Medicine Academy in Shanghai

Curing Bad Colds and Bronchitis by Chinese Herbal Medicine

Acupuncture Theory by Shanghai Herbal Medicine Academy

Middle Level Educational Documents of Chinese Herbal Medicine by
People's Health Care Publisher

Documents of Chinese Herbal Medicine for Beginners

If my books will not be successful in curing your illnesses, never
fear for at least I can get you into heaven afterwards through the
following books:

Larong Daily Chanting Collection for Tibetan Buddhists

http://search.barnesandnoble.com/books/product.aspx?ISBN=4871872114

http://www.amazon.com/dp/4871872114

The Old Testament of the Bible in Chinese, Part I, from Genesis
through Chronicles

http://www.amazon.com/dp/4871872009
http://search.barnesandnoble.com/books/product.aspx?ISBN=4871872009

The Old Testament of the Bible in Chinese, Part 2, from Ezra to
Malachi

http://www.amazon.com/dp/4871872106
http://search.barnesandnoble.com/books/product.aspx?ISBN=4871872106

The New Testament of the Bible in Chinese

http://www.amazon.com/dp/4871872203
http://search.barnesandnoble.com/books/product.aspx?ISBN=4871872203

Repent Sinners!

Finally, if you don't believe in that bible bullshit you can always go
back to Communism with the following titles:

The History of Chinese Political Ideas 8/1949 in Beijing by Three
Union Publisher

Li Dai Jou Collection published 01/1959 by People's Publisher Beijing

A Novel from the Chinese Ming Dynasty published 1994 by Police
Education in Beijing

Sam Sloan

Taylor Kingston

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Jan 14, 2012, 11:37:19 PM1/14/12
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On Jan 14, 6:50 am, samsloan <samhsl...@gmail.com> wrote:

I have three Chinese left in the hopper that I brought back from my
trip to China last month. They are all entirely not suitable.
The books are:

Massage of sexy Chinese girls soon to come but not yet

The Science of Curing Theory by Documents for Beginners

My books will not be successful in curing your illness.

I can get you into heaven. Repent Sinners! Go back to Communism.


None

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Jan 16, 2012, 11:26:54 AM1/16/12
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I hope the others stay in the hopper

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