Alexander Morozevich Marries Geraldine Halliwell
Tryll
London - Alexander Morozevich, one of the brightest young stars in the chess
sky, has married Geraldine Halliwell of former Spice Girl fame in a private
ceremony in London's famous Notting Hill area on Friday July 6th.
The bride was dressed in a tight white nylon dress under which her trademark
Union Jack dress could be seen. The groom was wearing a dark Armani suit
highlighting the differences between the spartan eastern criterias he had
been
brought up under and the extravagant western luxury that his new wife would
expect to live in. A number of personal friends attended the ceremony. Sean
Connery, Tina Turner, and Robbie Williams are just some names of
celebrities.
Geri radiated happiness and seemed pleased with having landed herself a
chessplayer. "I mean, really, I've always wanted a chess player. You get
tired
of filmstars and football players so quickly. All they think about is
themselves, right? A chessplayer is someone with a brain, which is unusual
for
men, you know, somebody who actually reacts to the world around him."
'Sascha'
coyly drew a parallel between Geraldine and Adams' eigth move in the first
game of his match against Leko. This is also not the first famous
chess/showbiz couple to appear. Recent pairings include Irina Krush with
Leonardo di Caprio and Viktor Korchnoi with Billie Piper.
According to friends of the family, Geri and Sascha had been an item for
quite
a while. Says Geri: "Yes, I still remember the day back in February, when he
asked me to go to the movies and see that new film, "Frankenstein's
Revenge",
you know, the one with Andrew Horton-Kitchlew? I thought, well OK, why not?
And I just thought he was so fascinating to be with. He speaks five
languages,
you know?"
The happy couple was then off for a honeymoon in Dortmund. The place was
specifically chosen by Sascha to avoid being near chess, so he could be near
his bride instead. Lots of warm wishes go from the staff of TBS to the happy
couple. May they produce Russia's next olympic team.
TBS - Tryll Broadcasting Service
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Etj718
>specifically chosen by Sascha to avoid being near chess, so he could be near
>his bride instead.
I thought Morozevich was playing in the major tournament at Dortmund scheduled
to begin July 12..Congrats and good luck to Morozevich..Hopefully he will have
some steady results
John Savard
>I thought Morozevich was playing in the major tournament at Dortmund scheduled
>to begin July 12..Congrats and good luck to Morozevich..Hopefully he will have
>some steady results
The article, I'm sad to say, is a joke: the part about her wearing her
Union Jack dress under a sheer white one is the tip-off.
John Savard
http://home.ecn.ab.ca/~jsavard/index.html
EZoto
Tryll wrote:
> ALEXANDER MOROZEVICH MARRIES GERALDINE HALLIWELL
>
> London - Alexander Morozevich, one of the brightest young stars in the chess
> sky, has married Geraldine Halliwell of former Spice Girl fame in a private
> ceremony in London's famous Notting Hill area on Friday July 6th.
>
> The bride was dressed in a tight white nylon dress under which her trademark
> Union Jack dress could be seen. The groom was wearing a dark Armani suit
> highlighting the differences between the spartan eastern criterias he had
> been
> brought up under and the extravagant western luxury that his new wife would
> expect to live in. A number of personal friends attended the ceremony. Sean
> Connery, Tina Turner, and Robbie Williams are just some names of
> celebrities.
>
Has to be a joke. Morozevich wearing an Armani suit? You would have to win 3
category 16 tournaments to afford a suit like that!
EZoto
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Jeroen ;-}
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how", and "The death penalty (OT)"
J.
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