Hazen bids final adieu to the Internet

[Mark Steere]

Monsieur Buffoon (aka Hazen, Combinatorics123) summarizes his unspecified amazing breakthrough in xkcd:
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> Hence we can easily factorize n.

Then, without explaining his groundbreaking theory, Monsieur Buffoon runs away from the discussion. He shows up in rga a week later, running his mouth.

Mark Steere responds in xkcd:
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> Sounds like a major breakthrough. Any updates?

Mark Steere, learning of Monsieur Buffoon's imminent danger from an international spy consortium, adds to that:
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> Woops, I guess there won't be any updates after all.
> [Monsieur Buffoon] explains in another forum, "As soon as someone
> publish any algo breaking RSA either he will be killed or kidnapped."

Monsieur Buffoon then bids final farewell to the Internet in xkcd:
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> Good luck to you all.
> I will stop posting because I decided to stop Internet once for all.

You've said that countless times already, Monsieur Buffoon!! But you always return within a week!! Why should we believe you this time, Monsieur Buffoon??

> That does not mean that the idea of the annulus was wrong.

No of course not, Monsieur Buffoon!!

> As I said I`m working on and I made big progress.

Of course Monsieur Buffoon!! Congratulations on your big progress!!

> Now I understand why the idea is working.

Everyone believes you, Monsieur Buffoon!! You're only keeping your idea secret so you won't be "killed or kidnapped"!!

> Answering a crazy guy like Mark Steere means derailing my thread
> so good bye and good luck to you all.

Sorry, Monsieur Buffoon!! My boss at a secret government agency told me to chase you off the Internet!! Just following orders!!

Monsieur Buffoon explains in a separate post:
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> That was my last post.

Ya' don't say!! See you next week, Monsieur Buffoon!!