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Learning the meaning of "isms" until the cows come home
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da pickle
Jun 14, 2021, 10:57:55 AM6/14/21
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Socialism: You have two cows. Give one cow to your neighbor.
Communism: You have two cows. Give both cows to the government, and they
may give you some of the milk.
Fascism: You have two cows. You give all of the milk to the government,
and the government sells it.
Nazism: You have two cows. The government shoots you and takes both cows.
Anarchism: You have two cows. Keep both of the cows, shoot the
government agent and steal another cow.
Capitalism: You have two cows. Sell one cow and buy a bull.
Surrealism: You have two giraffes. The government makes you take
harmonica lessons.
https://www.chicagotribune.com/news/ct-xpm-2001-12-27-0112270031-story.html
Credit to Ann Landers ...
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