Beldin theme song
Alim Nassor
night and heard Carly Simon doing "You're so Vain" and it hit me that
this could be adapted perfectly to Beldin. It encompasses no only his
egotistical view of his prowess at poker, but also touches on his
repressed homosexuality.
So, with apologies to Carly, here is Beldins theme song.
You posted to the newsgroup
Like you really had something to say
trying to prove that someone else
was total retard of the day
You had one thumb up your ass so far
as you watched yourself at play
and all the guys knew that they'd get to bust you
they'd get to bust you, and
you're so gay
you probably take their cocks up your ass
you're so gay
I'll bet you take those cocks up your ass
Don't you? Don't you?
You reached your peak several years ago
Playing fish with the other gays
Well you claim that you are a poker genius
yet you've never been able to play
And you gave away your ass so much
until all that you could say, was
I had some dreams they dumped cum in my anus
cum in my anus, and
you're so gay
your probably take their cocks up your ass
you're so gay
I'll bet you take those cocks up your ass
Don't you? Don't you?
You had some dreams they dumped cum in your anus
cum in your anus, and
you're so gay
your probably take their cocks up your ass
you're so gay
I'll bet you take those cocks up your ass
Don't you? Don't you?
Well, I hear you went up to Foxwoods Resort
And of course you laid down the rules.
And then you went to a local card room
and said that guy has to lose
Well you talk out of turn all the time
and when you do, you're out of line
some ill mannered guy or an ass all the time
ass all the time, and
you're so gay
your probably take their cocks up your ass
you're so gay
I'll bet you take those cocks up your ass
Don't you? Don't you?
FL Turbo
Heehe
You do realize, don't you, that Beldin is quite the lyricist himself?
I'd even bet a whole $2 that he will come up with a song about you.
Ooooh
I can hardly wait.
Alim Nassor
>
> - Show quoted text -
LOL are you sure that's not too big for your bankroll?
K9way
2 points her ..
1. I hate these posts consisting of newly worded songs ..but this one is
downright PRICELESS
2. you have way too much time on your hands ..you really do need to go
back to texas
Just when you think that youve been gypped ..the bearded lady comes and
does a double back flip!!! John Hiatt in "Buffalo River Home"
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Alim Nassor
>
> - Show quoted text -
Aw shucks, I whipped it out in about 10 minutes. Aplogies to Clevon
Little.
Beldin the Sorcerer
"Alim Nassor" <alimn...@yahoo.com> wrote in message
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***
I already did one for you.
How soon they forget.
Beldin the Sorcerer
> Can't get much good music here. I was driving home from work last
> night and heard Carly Simon doing "You're so Vain" and it hit me that
> this could be adapted perfectly to Beldin. It encompasses no only his
> egotistical view of his prowess at poker, but also touches on his
> repressed homosexuality.
>
> So, with apologies to Carly, here is Beldins theme song.
Any man who admits to listening to Carly Simon ought not to call anyone else
gay.
Is Abba on your hit parade too, Alim?
Beldin the Sorcerer
"FL Turbo" <noe...@notime.com> wrote in message
news:ucmbh5d1580vbuth8...@4ax.com...
Keep up, Turbo.
I did Alim's song last month.
"Gold Buyer", to the tune of "Cold Fire" buy Rush
Sure, I could rip him. I mean fuck, the guy just admitted to listening to
Carly Simon.
What next, Captain and Tenile ?
He might as well put on a dress
Beldin the Sorcerer
Took you that long to find it, huh?
Alim Nassor
wrote:
> "FL Turbo" <noem...@notime.com> wrote in message
As usual your reading comprehension is lacking. The very first
sentence of my OP was "Can't get much good music here"
LOL must have struck some nerves there eh Beldin? 4 responses? You
protest too much. Don't hurt your wrist, we know how limp it is.
ramashiva
wrote:
SHUT UP FAGGOT.
William Coleman (ramashiva)
ramashiva
ramashiva
ramashiva
Alim Nassor
That's telling him.
Beldin the Sorcerer
"ramashiva" <rama...@earthlink.net> wrote in message
news:f7d0e63c-f408-48d9...@l13g2000yqb.googlegroups.com...
>SHUT UP FAGGOT.
Stop fantasizing.
I'm for women only.
Climb back up your tree and peek at the neighbors or something
Beldin the Sorcerer
>SHUT UP FAGGOT.
Talking to yourself again?
Beldin the Sorcerer
>SHUT UP FAGGOT.
Is that your sweet nothings name for your inflate a date?
Beldin the Sorcerer
>SHUT UP FAGGOT.
Wilma, the gayest person in this discussion is you
ramashiva
wrote:
SHUT UP FAGGOT.
William Coleman (ramashiva)
ramashiva
wrote:
SHUT UP FAGGOT.
William Coleman (ramashiva)
ramashiva
wrote:
SHUT UP FAGGOT.
William Coleman (ramashiva)
ramashiva
wrote:
SHUT UP FAGGOT.
William Coleman (ramashiva)
Beldin the Sorcerer
On Dec 2, 1:22 pm, "Beldin the Sorcerer" <beldin...@verizon.net>
wrote:
> "FL Turbo" <noem...@notime.com> wrote in message
>
> news:ucmbh5d1580vbuth8...@4ax.com...
>
> > On Tue, 1 Dec 2009 18:41:44 -0800 (PST), Alim Nassor
> > <alimnas...@yahoo.com> wrote:
>
> > Heehe
>
> > You do realize, don't you, that Beldin is quite the lyricist himself?
>
> > I'd even bet a whole $2 that he will come up with a song about you.
>
> > Ooooh
> > I can hardly wait.
>
> Keep up, Turbo.
> I did Alim's song last month.
> "Gold Buyer", to the tune of "Cold Fire" buy Rush
>
> Sure, I could rip him. I mean fuck, the guy just admitted to listening to
> Carly Simon.
> What next, Captain and Tenile ?
>
> He might as well put on a dress
As usual your reading comprehension is lacking. The very first
sentence of my OP was "Can't get much good music here"
***
fagboy, you knew the song well enough to swap words
I refuse to even look to see how bad you did, because it'd mean having to
listen to that piece of shit
***
LOL must have struck some nerves there eh Beldin? 4 responses? You
protest too much. Don't hurt your wrist, we know how limp it is.
***
Alim, I'll offer you the same bet I did Ramsitintheass
Line up 20 hot girls and I'll prove I'm not gay
ramashiva
wrote:
SHUT UP FAGGOT.
William Coleman (ramashiva)
Clave
news:hf518e$did$1...@news.eternal-september.org...
<...>
> Line up 20 hot girls and I'll prove I'm not gay
Beldin, why do you feel you need to prove you're not gay to other boys?
Jim
Beldin the Sorcerer
SHUT UP FAGGOT.
***
You always tell men that before you undress?
ramashiva
wrote:
SHUT UP FAGGOT.
William Coleman (ramashiva)
Beldin the Sorcerer
SHUT UP FAGGOT.
***
Sound constipated, Wilma
Beldin the Sorcerer
"Clave" <Claviu...@cablespeed.com> wrote in message
news:hf5246$gof$1...@news.eternal-september.org...
I just want someone else to line up 20 hot girls for me to bang
Beldin the Sorcerer
SHUT UP FAGGOT.
***
Fuck you, sissyboy
ramashiva
wrote:
SHUT UP FAGGOT.
William Coleman (ramashiva)
Clave
Overcompensate much?
Jim
Beldin the Sorcerer
SHUT UP FAGGOT.
***
Fuck you sissy
William Coleman (ramashiva)
ramashiva
wrote:
SHUT UP FAGGOT.
William Coleman (ramashiva)
ramashiva
wrote:
SHUT UP FAGGOT.
William Coleman (ramashiva)
Beldin the Sorcerer
SHUT UP FAGGOT.
***
Dildo too tight tonight?
Beldin the Sorcerer
SHUT UP FAGGOT.
***
Maybe you need to get more KY
Beldin the Sorcerer
I'm in a loving relationship with a wonderful woman.
If it isn't for a prop bet, how would I get her to let me do it?
Beldin the Sorcerer
SHUT UP FAGGOT.
***
Have you considered mental help?
Beldin the Sorcerer
SHUT UP FAGGOT.
***
If I see a faggot, I'll pass your message along
ramashiva
wrote:
SHUT UP FAGGOT.
William Coleman (ramashiva)
ramashiva
wrote:
SHUT UP FAGGOT.
William Coleman (ramashiva)
ramashiva
wrote:
SHUT UP FAGGOT.
William Coleman (ramashiva)
ramashiva
wrote:
SHUT UP FAGGOT.
William Coleman (ramashiva)
Clave
>
> "Clave" <Claviu...@cablespeed.com> wrote in message
> news:hf53o5$n3n$1...@news.eternal-september.org...
>>
>> "Beldin the Sorcerer" <beld...@verizon.net> wrote in message
>> news:hf53kr$mou$1...@news.eternal-september.org...
>>>
>>> "Clave" <Claviu...@cablespeed.com> wrote in message
>>> news:hf5246$gof$1...@news.eternal-september.org...
>>>> "Beldin the Sorcerer" <beld...@verizon.net> wrote in message
>>>> news:hf518e$did$1...@news.eternal-september.org...
>>>>
>>>> <...>
>>>>
>>>>> Line up 20 hot girls and I'll prove I'm not gay
>>>>
>>>> Beldin, why do you feel you need to prove you're not gay to other boys?
>>>>
>>> I don't
>>> I just want someone else to line up 20 hot girls for me to bang
>>
>> Overcompensate much?
>
> Not in the slightest
[...adds "overcompensate" to the always-expanding
list of words Beldin doesn't understand...]
K9way
it has been an enigma in the music world for about 40 years .
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Beldin the Sorcerer
On Dec 1, 10:17 pm, "Beldin the Sorcerer" <beldin...@verizon.net>
wrote:
SHUT UP FAGGOT.
***
Something is clogged up inside you
Maybe you need more fiber
Beldin the Sorcerer
On Dec 2, 1:44 pm, ramashiva <ramash...@earthlink.net> wrote:
> On Dec 1, 9:15 pm, "Beldin the Sorcerer" <beldin...@verizon.net>
> wrote:
>
> SHUT UP FAGGOT.
>
> William Coleman (ramashiva)
That's telling him.
***
I thought he was talking to you
Beldin the Sorcerer
>
>
>
Pepe Papon
<alimn...@yahoo.com> wrote:
>Aw shucks, I whipped it out in about 10 minutes.
Isn't that a little too much information?
--
~ Seth Jackson
MySpace URL - http://www.myspace.com/sethjacksonsong
Songwriting and Music Business Info: http://www.sethjackson.net
Alim Nassor
wrote:
> "Alim Nassor" <alimnas...@yahoo.com> wrote in message
>
> news:4e650801-b983-4d9e...@j14g2000yqm.googlegroups.com...
> On Dec 2, 1:22 pm, "Beldin the Sorcerer" <beldin...@verizon.net>
> wrote:
>
>
>
>
>
> > "FL Turbo" <noem...@notime.com> wrote in message
>
> >news:ucmbh5d1580vbuth8...@4ax.com...
>
> > > On Tue, 1 Dec 2009 18:41:44 -0800 (PST), Alim Nassor
> > > <alimnas...@yahoo.com> wrote:
>
> > > Heehe
>
> > > You do realize, don't you, that Beldin is quite the lyricist himself?
>
> > > I'd even bet a whole $2 that he will come up with a song about you.
>
> > > Ooooh
> > > I can hardly wait.
>
> > Keep up, Turbo.
> > I did Alim's song last month.
> > "Gold Buyer", to the tune of "Cold Fire" buy Rush
>
> > Sure, I could rip him. I mean fuck, the guy just admitted to listening to
> > Carly Simon.
> > What next, Captain and Tenile ?
>
> > He might as well put on a dress
>
> As usual your reading comprehension is lacking. The very first
> sentence of my OP was "Can't get much good music here"
> ***
> fagboy, you knew the song well enough to swap words
> I refuse to even look to see how bad you did, because it'd mean having to
> listen to that piece of shit
>
> ***
Come on admit it, you were singing along. I bet if you dig through
your Barbara Streisand and Judy Garland albums you still have a copy
of this.
>
> LOL must have struck some nerves there eh Beldin? 4 responses? You
> protest too much. Don't hurt your wrist, we know how limp it is.
> ***
> Alim, I'll offer you the same bet I did Ramsitintheass
>
> Line up 20 hot girls and I'll prove I'm not gay- Hide quoted text -
>
> - Show quoted text -
LOL how many of them will we have to drug to get them to screw you,
like you do with your significant other?
Alim Nassor
> "Beldin the Sorcerer" <beldin...@verizon.net> wrote in messagenews:hf518e$did$1...@news.eternal-september.org...
>
> <...>
>
> > Line up 20 hot girls and I'll prove I'm not gay
>
> Beldin, why do you feel you need to prove you're not gay to other boys?
>
If he's not careful he might break a nail.
Alim Nassor
wrote:
> "Clave" <ClaviusNoS...@cablespeed.com> wrote in message
>
> news:hf5246$gof$1...@news.eternal-september.org...> "Beldin the Sorcerer" <beldin...@verizon.net> wrote in message
> >news:hf518e$did$1...@news.eternal-september.org...
>
> > <...>
>
> >> Line up 20 hot girls and I'll prove I'm not gay
>
> > Beldin, why do you feel you need to prove you're not gay to other boys?
>
> I don't
> I just want someone else to line up 20 hot girls for me to bang
No chance of you lining them up on your own, unless there is a sale at
Drexall on horse tranquilizer.
Alim Nassor
wrote:
> "Clave" <ClaviusNoS...@cablespeed.com> wrote in message
>
> news:hf53o5$n3n$1...@news.eternal-september.org...
>
>
>
>
>
> > "Beldin the Sorcerer" <beldin...@verizon.net> wrote in message
> >news:hf53kr$mou$1...@news.eternal-september.org...
>
> >> "Clave" <ClaviusNoS...@cablespeed.com> wrote in message
> >>news:hf5246$gof$1...@news.eternal-september.org...
> >>> "Beldin the Sorcerer" <beldin...@verizon.net> wrote in message
> >>>news:hf518e$did$1...@news.eternal-september.org...
>
> >>> <...>
>
> >>>> Line up 20 hot girls and I'll prove I'm not gay
>
> >>> Beldin, why do you feel you need to prove you're not gay to other boys?
>
> >> I don't
> >> I just want someone else to line up 20 hot girls for me to bang
>
> > Overcompensate much?
>
> Not in the slightest
> I'm in a loving relationship with a wonderful woman.
>
> - Show quoted text -
Same way you do her. Drug her.
Beldin the Sorcerer
***
No chance, because my beloved would only let me do it if it were a prop bet.
Stop acting like you've seen a naked girl live in the last year
Beldin the Sorcerer
***
You and Jimbo take your little circle-jerk outside
Alim Nassor
wrote:
> "Alim Nassor" <alimnas...@yahoo.com> wrote in message
I think you're ashamed that you have been forced out of the closet.
It's no big deal Beldin, there's faggots everywhere now. I'll bet you
wont even have to use your tranquilizers on them.
Beldin the Sorcerer
***
Tied to a stake, I'd listen to that shit.
You probably like Liza too.
***
I bet if you dig through
your Barbara Streisand and Judy Garland albums you still have a copy
of this.
***
Albums?
Christ you're an OLD drag queen.
My CD collection is Rush-centered. Lots of solid rock.
None of your texas fag music
]
>
> LOL must have struck some nerves there eh Beldin? 4 responses? You
> protest too much. Don't hurt your wrist, we know how limp it is.
> ***
> Alim, I'll offer you the same bet I did Ramsitintheass
>
> Line up 20 hot girls and I'll prove I'm not gay- Hide quoted text -
>
> - Show quoted text -
LOL how many of them will we have to drug to get them to screw you,
like you do with your significant other?
***
Wow.
Just because your woman falls asleep during sex, Alim
Mine knows the joy of multiple orgasms
Yours thinks that means "in the same year"
And still doesn't
Beldin the Sorcerer
SHUT UP FAGGOT.
***
Wilma, I REALLY think therapy is in order
Clave
Just piss off, Beldork.
Go back to trying to convince random strangers that you're not gay, and good
luck to you.
Jim
Alim Nassor
It's about Warren Beatty and how he dumped her isn't it?
Beldin the Sorcerer
SHUT UP FAGGOT.
>
Ramsitintheass, stop hoping I'll go gay.
It's not my thing
Alim Nassor
>
> - Show quoted text -
LOL I wonder just how orgasmic she is if you've got her tranked up?
LOL When you admit in a public forum you have to drug your girlfriedn
before you can fuck her well you got more problems than just bein a
closet gay.
Watch the dosage there Nancy, you don't want her waking up and
catching you trying to prove you're not gay do you?
Clave
Yeah, you're in love with Katie Holmes.
Jim
Beldin the Sorcerer
SHUT UP FAGGOT.
***
Wilma, stop crying for attention.
Beldin the Sorcerer
SHUT UP FAGGOT.
***
Wilma... STOP begging me to go gay for you
It's embarrassing
Beldin the Sorcerer
***
Alim, I realize you're a complete retard
The sedative is mild, to keep her from finishing multiple times before I
really get started
I understand you are unfamiliar with the concept of 'female orgasm', having
never experienced one firsthand
Beldin the Sorcerer
On Dec 2, 5:03 pm, "Beldin the Sorcerer" <beldin...@verizon.net>
wrote:
> "Alim Nassor" <alimnas...@yahoo.com> wrote in message
>
> news:993f4c9c-e963-4f8e...@p23g2000vbl.googlegroups.com...
> On Dec 2, 3:05 pm, "Beldin the Sorcerer" <beldin...@verizon.net>
> wrote:
>
> > "Clave" <ClaviusNoS...@cablespeed.com> wrote in message
>
> >news:hf5246$gof$1...@news.eternal-september.org...> "Beldin the Sorcerer"
> > <beldin...@verizon.net> wrote in message
> > >news:hf518e$did$1...@news.eternal-september.org...
>
> > > <...>
>
> > >> Line up 20 hot girls and I'll prove I'm not gay
>
> > > Beldin, why do you feel you need to prove you're not gay to other
> > > boys?
>
> > I don't
> > I just want someone else to line up 20 hot girls for me to bang
>
> No chance of you lining them up on your own, unless there is a sale at
> Drexall on horse tranquilizer.
> ***
> No chance, because my beloved would only let me do it if it were a prop
> bet.
>
> Stop acting like you've seen a naked girl live in the last year
I think you're ashamed that you have been forced out of the closet.
***
Please, Alim, we all know you can't think
I'm not gay.
No shame to being heterosexual at all.
No shame to being gay either
***
It's no big deal Beldin, there's faggots everywhere now. I'll bet you
wont even have to use your tranquilizers on them.
***
I have no understanding as to how anyone, male or female, can look at a guy
and go "yummy"
It's completely beyond my understanding level.
That's MY issue though. You enjoy spanking it with willie
Beldin the Sorcerer
> Go back to trying to convince random strangers that you're not gay, and
> good luck to you.
>
Fuck no
I don't need to convince anyone
Beldin the Sorcerer
***
Very low dosage.
Just enough to keep her from ripping my clothes off
***
LOL When you admit in a public forum you have to drug your girlfriedn
before you can fuck her well you got more problems than just bein a
closet gay.
***
You know, retard, there's an outside chance in hell it was a joke, turning
Willie's really lame 'dick size' joke on its ear.
Indeed, I'd suspect strongly the only person who thought it was real was you
Beldin the Sorcerer
I'm in lust with a lot of people
Renee O'Connor and Ellen Page are two examples
>
> Jim
>
>
ramashiva
wrote:
SHUT UP FAGGOT.
William Coleman (ramashiva)
ramashiva
ramashiva
ramashiva
wrote:
SHUT UP FAGGOT.
William Coleman (ramashiva)
ramashiva
ramashiva
wrote:
SHUT UP FAGGOT.
William Coleman (ramashiva)
ramashiva
wrote:
SHUT UP FAGGOT.
William Coleman (ramashiva)
ramashiva
wrote:
SHUT UP FAGGOT.
William Coleman (ramashiva)
ramashiva
wrote:
SHUT UP FAGGOT.
William Coleman (ramashiva)
ramashiva
wrote:
SHUT UP FAGGOT.
William Coleman (ramashiva)
ramashiva
wrote:
SHUT UP FAGGOT.
William Coleman (ramashiva)
ramashiva
wrote:
SHUT UP FAGGOT.
William Coleman (ramashiva)
ramashiva
ramashiva
wrote:
SHUT UP FAGGOT.
William Coleman (ramashiva)
ramashiva
wrote:
SHUT UP FAGGOT.
William Coleman (ramashiva)
Alim Nassor
I guess you finally got him to shut up. Good job.
Beldin the Sorcerer
***
Shithead, I spent 3 days doing Christmas prep.
Willie couldn't get ANYONE to shut up
Beldin the Sorcerer
SHUT UP FAGGOT.
***
Wilma, is it that time of the month?
Beldin the Sorcerer
SHUT UP FAGGOT.
***
Tried Midol?
Beldin the Sorcerer
SHUT UP FAGGOT.
***
Maybe a hot bath?
Beldin the Sorcerer
SHUT UP FAGGOT.
***
Paul could give you a nice rubdown?
Beldin the Sorcerer
SHUT UP FAGGOT.
***
You sure fiber isn't the problem?
Beldin the Sorcerer
SHUT UP FAGGOT.
***
Maybe you need a nice hot cup of SHUT THE FUCK UP!
Beldin the Sorcerer
SHUT UP FAGGOT.
***
Perhaps you're projecting
Beldin the Sorcerer
SHUT UP FAGGOT.
***
Or maybe just fantasizing
Beldin the Sorcerer
SHUT UP FAGGOT.
***
Possibly feeling strange urges, Wilma?
Beldin the Sorcerer
SHUT UP FAGGOT.
***
Maybe see your priest
Beldin the Sorcerer
SHUT UP FAGGOT.
***
Or are you a former alter boy?