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La Cosa Nostradamus

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Jan 3, 2010, 4:11:02 PM1/3/10
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Why does a woman say that ?

I didn't mention the topic yet she defiantly volunteers this lately.

When it happens, i am kinda shocked. As I write it out It all looks so
easy.

It's definitely a predetermined gameplan that all women know and most use.
It's like they get a handbook somewhere along the way.

If i mentioned titles then i am sure she would have a defense plan. It's
as if the subject has to be dealt with within a certain schedule. When a
justfriend uses the term girlfriend what's going on ? I suspect the
playbook expects the man to initiate the subject. The few offensive
meausures available apparently haven't been used enough for proper
fine-tuning.

So when that subject has not been broached and the woman initiates the
topic by getting herself worked up about it, what is the goal ? She is
quite insistent that we are not g-b/f. I have never said anything
whatsoever that would suggest otherwise.

Since she keeps telling me she isnt my girlfriend and i dont bring it up,
what is she saying ?

Could some female just look at the appendix in the MANual and tell me
what's happening ?

We are together pretty much 1/2 the time and the other 1/2 she is at moms
and we chat on computer.

The next time she initiates the subject should i defy her and state that
she is in fact mine ?

What response can i use ? What response would add to the intrigue ? I want
this topic to flower into a garden of its own.

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mary in vegas

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Jan 3, 2010, 4:22:42 PM1/3/10
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i would interpret this to mean that she is free to 'date' other people.
are you acting too possessive? this might lead to a woman saying that.

does she want you to actually speak the words out loud? like....'are we
in a committed relationship? why wonder.. when you can just ask..
mary in vegas

Arlo-Payne

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Jan 3, 2010, 4:26:27 PM1/3/10
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Jan 3, 2010, 4:36:39 PM1/3/10
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On Jan 3 2010 1:11 PM, La Cosa Nostradamus wrote:

> The next time she initiates the subject should i defy her and state that
> she is in fact mine ?

Yes, that sounds good.

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Jan 3, 2010, 4:38:59 PM1/3/10
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I would tell you, but I am not your boyfriend

Mel
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Irish Mike

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Jan 3, 2010, 5:35:40 PM1/3/10
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You think you've got problems bucko? I've got a lard-assed, nicotine
addicted psycho dyke named Beaforoni who thinks she's my wife. Use your
kill-file on her!

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johnny_t

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Jan 3, 2010, 5:40:49 PM1/3/10
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La Cosa Nostradamus wrote:
> Why does a woman say that ?

Until you make an effort to sanctify the relationship specifically, do
not have any expectations of propriety, exclusivity or responsibility.

For further information, see the song "Single lady" by Beyonce.

Deadmoney Walking

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Jan 3, 2010, 6:41:55 PM1/3/10
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On Jan 3, 2:11 pm, "La Cosa Nostradamus" <a6f4...@webnntp.invalid>
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Then what are you?

Mrs Iris Mike

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Jan 3, 2010, 6:59:49 PM1/3/10
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On Jan 3, 1:11 pm, "La Cosa Nostradamus" <a6f4...@webnntp.invalid>
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It's a dude?

She charges by the hour and has been giving you the pity rate?

She is in love with:
your best friend
your sister
parent(s)
Tiger Woods
Utah Jazz
not you
?

Why tell her what you want and then find out what she wants? Then go
with that.

Free advice: Talk of 2012 doesn't do it for the ladies.

~M~

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"La Cosa Nostradamus" <a6f...@webnntp.invalid> wrote in message
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> We are together pretty much 1/2 the time and the other 1/2 she is at moms


> and we chat on computer.
>
> The next time she initiates the subject should i defy her and state that
> she is in fact mine ?

Her parents will not let her date until she gets out of grade school. Give
it a rest.


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Jason Pawloski

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The first thing I do when I have a question for the ladies is immediately
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"La Cosa Nostradamus" <a6f...@webnntp.invalid> wrote in message
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> Why does a woman say that ?

The girlfriend experience costs extra.

lawh...@hiwaay.net

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On Jan 3, 3:11 pm, "La Cosa Nostradamus" <a6f4...@webnntp.invalid>
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Dear Mr. Nostradamus:

As one of the world's greatest seers (obviously reincarnated), reading
a woman's mind should be a piece of cake for you. Seriously though, I
think dogs have a much better handle on this "relationship business"
than us humans. With a dog it's pretty simple ... a male dog scampers
up to a bitch, takes one smell, and barks out loud (in dog talk)
"She's for me!"

Alan C. Lawhon
Huntsville, Alabama

Travel A

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Jan 4, 2010, 10:47:45 AM1/4/10
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Why does she keep telling you that she's not your girlfriend?
It's a psychological "tell."

She's telling you that so she won't feel guilty when she wakes up early
one day this spring, grabs your cash bankroll off the dresser while
you're still asleep and uses it for a buy-in for the WSOP women's event.

Trust me, Pattie Beetles is putting her up to this.

ContactGSW

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Jan 4, 2010, 12:37:30 PM1/4/10
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On Jan 4 2010 4:36 AM, lawh...@HiWAAY.net wrote:

> On Jan 3, 3:11�pm, "La Cosa Nostradamus" <a6f4...@webnntp.invalid>
> wrote:
> > Why does a woman say that ?
> >
> > I didn't mention the topic yet she defiantly volunteers this lately.
> >
> > When it happens, i am kinda shocked. As I write it out It all looks so
> > easy.
> >

> > It's definitely a predetermined gameplan that all women know and most use..


> > It's like they get a handbook somewhere along the way.
> >
> > If i mentioned titles then i am sure she would have a defense plan. It's
> > as if the subject has to be dealt with within a certain schedule. When a
> > justfriend uses the term girlfriend what's going on ? I suspect the
> > playbook expects the man to initiate the subject. The few offensive
> > meausures available apparently haven't been used enough for proper
> > fine-tuning.
> >
> > So when that subject has not been broached and the woman initiates the
> > topic by getting herself worked up about it, what is the goal ? She is
> > quite insistent that we are not g-b/f. I have never said anything
> > whatsoever that would suggest otherwise.
> >
> > Since she keeps telling me she isnt my girlfriend and i dont bring it up,
> > what is she saying ?
> >
> > Could some female just look at the appendix in the MANual and tell me
> > what's happening ?
> >
> > We are together pretty much 1/2 the time and the other 1/2 she is at moms
> > and we chat on computer.
> >
> > The next time she initiates the subject should i defy her and state that
> > she is in fact mine ?
> >
> > What response can i use ? What response would add to the intrigue ? I want
> > this topic to flower into a garden of its own.
> >

> Dear Mr. Nostradamus:
>
> As one of the world's greatest seers (obviously reincarnated), reading
> a woman's mind should be a piece of cake for you. Seriously though, I
> think dogs have a much better handle on this "relationship business"
> than us humans. With a dog it's pretty simple ... a male dog scampers
> up to a bitch, takes one smell, and barks out loud (in dog talk)
> "She's for me!"
>
> Alan C. Lawhon
> Huntsville, Alabama

Very true. Say Skillz locks both his furry bitch and his unfurry bitch in
the truck of a car. He lets them out after an hour. Which one will be
happy to see him.

Read the Toltec guy Skillz, if you love yourself it don't matter if they
love you or not, and when someone wants to take the ride (not in the
trunk) it will be magic.


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MissT74

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Jan 6, 2010, 2:24:27 AM1/6/10
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It means you haven't given her anything to make her think more of you then
what you are, a male friend.

I'm not talking money or gifts, but emotional needs. Have you ever ASKED
her to be your gf? I agree with others, she says that so that she can go
out with other guys and not feel guilty because you're not giving her all
that she needs/wants.

T

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Travel A

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Jan 6, 2010, 3:29:44 AM1/6/10
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No, that's isn't it.

Keep your bankroll in an airtight baggie in the toilet tank. Remember
that, Skillz.

Pepe Papon

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Jan 6, 2010, 5:46:26 PM1/6/10
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On Sun, 03 Jan 2010 13:11:02 -0800, "La Cosa Nostradamus"
<a6f...@webnntp.invalid> wrote:

>
>What response can i use ? What response would add to the intrigue ? I want
>this topic to flower into a garden of its own.

Seems like the logical thing to do would be to ask her why she keeps
saying that.
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Jan 6, 2010, 8:17:47 PM1/6/10
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On Jan 3, 1:11 pm, "La Cosa Nostradamus" <a6f4...@webnntp.invalid>
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> Why does a woman say that ?

There's another cock in the hen house.

La Cosa Nostradamus

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Jan 7, 2010, 4:21:00 AM1/7/10
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On Jan 6 2010 2:24 AM, MissT74 wrote:

> It means you haven't given her anything to make her think more of you then
> what you are, a male friend.
>
> I'm not talking money or gifts, but emotional needs. Have you ever ASKED
> her to be your gf? I agree with others, she says that so that she can go
> out with other guys and not feel guilty because you're not giving her all
> that she needs/wants.
>
> T

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La Cosa Nostradamus

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Jan 7, 2010, 4:18:21 AM1/7/10
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im not posessive at all


> does she want you to actually speak the words out loud? like....'are we
> in a committed relationship? why wonder.. when you can just ask..
> mary in vegas

she can be hard to talk to sometimes

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